I wanted to watch that movie, but I took an arrow to the knee.paddybrown wrote:
The actual Dungeons and Dragons movie is a treat, though. Jeremy Irons chews not only the scenery, but the second unit director, the best boy, the special effects, the original soundtrack, the copyright notice and most of the extras. He makes Brian Blessed a his most bombastic look like Michael Kitchen in Foyle's War. He quite clearly took one look at the script, thought "I will never in my life be offered anything this bad ever again" and said "I'll do it!"
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Plus, Charles Dance is the true Lord Vetinary, not Jeremy Irons!
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A male or a female dolphin?Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Why thank you! Those are lovely.
The man is seriously depraved across the board. But what creeps me out the most is the bestiality. What kind of person would have sex with a dolphin?
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Is that that little fucker Godfrey Elfwick on the left there??James Caruthers wrote:https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412695594346.png
That, miss, would have been perfectly clear without you having to ruin a thoroughly decent t-shirt for it.
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Ouch.BSR at Nugent's wrote:While it pains me to admit that PZ is a prominent atheist, at least in the US, I vehemently deny that he is a prominent academic .... The best current quantification of the prominence of a scientist is his or her H index. PZ’s is about 8 or 9 (and dropping, due his low productivity). The mean for his field is 28 with a median of 25.
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From memory and as I explained a few pages back the accusation of a lie in the UK and I assume Eire is serious and can be easily subject to legal action. If Myers were in the UK he would have been the subject of numerous libel suits and even, possibly, the police being involved for hate speech. Nugent is simply being sensible as he does not want to open AI to legal action. He explained this last year. It is totally different in the US.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I call a spade a spade. Myers is a liar, whether it pleases Michael or not. He only banned the use of "lie" and derivatives after some bullshit demand by Benson. So fuck it. "Lie" and derivatives are not slurs yet, are they? Especially when justified.BlueShiftRhino wrote:I'm pretty sure that he has a list of words that will flag a post. I, too, used "liar" and it went to moderation and never appeared. A different post, less than ten minutes later that was calmer, went straight through.Aneris wrote:Nugent's blog keeps posts in moderation at random. Or he is switching it on and off at random times based on the phase of the moon, whether Oolon is near, he is at the desk to see what's going on or any number of other things. Also, too many links will put the comment into moderation but it's unclear how many (I believe more than two).
Again, I think that we should respect his wishes. If nothing else, it would be a terrible shame if something one of us did caused him to turn on moderation for all posts. That's why I objected to what Phil (and then piero) did.
If I am wrong maybe you can provide the link as my memory is testosterone damaged.
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Everyone was a dick to everyone else since the dawn of time, and it's still happening. But yeah, it was more acceptable in the past to openly advocate genocide, because hey, fuck those guys, our tribe wants all that cool shit they have! This happened regardless of race. I have never heard of a modern black man crying over the plight of Egyptians conquered by the Nubians. :)another lurker wrote:Yes, and they had no problem exterminating those who came before them. Not that that excuses the behaviour of our ancestors, but hey, and I hate to get all cliche, but that's how people were back then. And don't kid yourself, native peoples were not nature loving hippies. Given the opportunity, they would rape pillage and conquer as well. It just happened that Western Europeans got there first re technological advancements.James Caruthers wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/0 ... mg00000063
Columbus day canceled and replaced with "Indigenous People's Day."
I just want to add for the record that American Indians' ancestors, like all other groups of people, immigrated to America. IIRC they weren't even the first.
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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... skull.html
Now, the in *modern* world, rape, pillage and predatory capitalism cannot be excused. We know better.
But in the SJW world, whitey has to apologize, kiss ass and become a SJW toilet slave in order to forgive their Original Sin. It makes me sad to see groups like the Swedes, Finns and Swiss accused of "white privilege" and "white supremacy." When did they ever enslave black people? But Sweden has roaming antiracist gangs that beat up anyone who they think is racist.
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How does this NOT encourage genuine racism among the people who have to endure it? Some guy beaten up by an antiracist gang is probably more likely to become a nationalist.
I think SJW is backfiring and creating racism where none previously existed.
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I know what Zinnia would say about those kids. They just need a little corrective therapy.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.katamari Damassi wrote:Oh Puh-leeze. Like those kids have never seen girlcock before.
The Transcock Masterpiece
I'm cishet, it's plain to see,
There's but one cure for me:
I need some transcocks up my ass,
I need them hard, I need them fast!
Transcocks they will break the spell,
Of this living cishet hell.
Lift the cowl from my eyes,
Help me to desire guys.
There is no straight there is no gay,
We all must swing both ways.
Preference for one sex; for the other, aversion,
That, my friends, is the true perversion.
For women only did I long,
Now I know that this was wrong.
I suffered from this grave disease,
I need some transcock, if you please.
There are no sexes, don't you see?
Just splendid gender fluidity.
To pick one sex only with which to mate,
Is a form of vile hate.
I was filled with great shame,
For when I ventured to claim.
That I found girls more sexy,
Zinnia went into apoplexy.
This is what xe said to me,
To free me from my misery:
'Listen, you cishet bro'
'While I 'splain what you don't know.'
'Cishet will never bring you joy.
'And though I look much like a boy,
"I am now a sexy lass.
'You need my transcock up your ass.'
'Upon my boyclit give a blow,
'To end your cishet pain and woe.
'Then some transcock up your ass,
'Do not let the moment pass!'
I did exactly as I was told,
I was meek, xe was bold.
Without lube I did endure,
This painful yet effective cure.
Xe drove it home and suddenly,
I had this great epiphany:
Gender is but a spectrum!
(This message came from my rectum.)
My transphobia now is gone,
I crave transcock, be it short or long.
Never will my trans-cure relapse
(At least not until I prolapse.)
Transcock is my only hope --
With Zinnia I will elope.
I will be xir trans-groom/bride,
With xir transock deep inside.
We will live in eternal joy,
Boy as girl, girl as boy.
No more loathing, no more hate,
At least not for fellow trans, at any rate.
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Yeah. I had some fun with that.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Ouch.BSR at Nugent's wrote:While it pains me to admit that PZ is a prominent atheist, at least in the US, I vehemently deny that he is a prominent academic .... The best current quantification of the prominence of a scientist is his or her H index. PZ’s is about 8 or 9 (and dropping, due his low productivity). The mean for his field is 28 with a median of 25.
And, hey, PZ! I know you're reading this. My H index is 40. Suck on it.
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That's easy: you don't respond to them, because unlike the people they're targeted at, you aren't fucking everything that moves. Hopefully. These campaigns seem like they'd be better served as a "tight beam" transmission rather than a "wide beam" transmission that blames all men everywhere for their one time of being called a slut... there's an innuendo in there somewhere about tight vs. loose vaginas, I'm sure.sinister wrote:Pay attention to us and stop looking at us! Then notice us but don't call us provocative because we are, that's misogyny! I'm still not sure I understand how we were supposed to respond to slut walks.James Caruthers wrote:[.img]https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412695594346.png[/img]
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Easy dismissal from Feminism:BlueShiftRhino wrote:Yeah. I had some fun with that.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Ouch.BSR at Nugent's wrote:While it pains me to admit that PZ is a prominent atheist, at least in the US, I vehemently deny that he is a prominent academic .... The best current quantification of the prominence of a scientist is his or her H index. PZ’s is about 8 or 9 (and dropping, due his low productivity). The mean for his field is 28 with a median of 25.
And, hey, PZ! I know you're reading this. My H index is 40. Suck on it.
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The male allies that day were out in force.Tigzy wrote:Is that that little fucker Godfrey Elfwick on the left there??James Caruthers wrote:https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412695594346.png
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Those who have the least to fear from the objectifying male gaze seem to complain most about it. :dance:sinister wrote:Pay attention to us and stop looking at us! Then notice us but don't call us provocative because we are, that's misogyny! I'm still not sure I understand how we were supposed to respond to slut walks.James Caruthers wrote:[.img]https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412695594346.png[/img]
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I know the "feminists are ugly landwhales who can't get laid" trope is getting old, and a bit stupid, but sometimes I really have to wonder if there isn't a bit of truth behind it. Reminds me of that picture of Hooters waitresses bringing a cup of coffee to a woman that I would call "unattractive" as she's holding a placard demanding to stop objectifying women.James Caruthers wrote:Those who have the least to fear from the objectifying male gaze seem to complain most about it. :dance:sinister wrote:Pay attention to us and stop looking at us! Then notice us but don't call us provocative because we are, that's misogyny! I'm still not sure I understand how we were supposed to respond to slut walks.James Caruthers wrote:[.img]https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412695594346.png[/img]
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Hey you all -- over at Nugent's, the Pit's reputation is rising dramatically. People are saying nice things about us!
So before it's too late, we should probably lift that ban on scat gifs.
So before it's too late, we should probably lift that ban on scat gifs.
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Response:Opyt wrote:Easy dismissal from Feminism:
Science is a tool of the patriarchy. By being rated higher than someone else you are perpetuating the stereotype that something something something does something else. Competition is bad!
H index is based on citations and there are two "rules" to follow when choosing which of many paper that backs your point to actually cite: 1) are any by folks on NSF or NIH review panels and 2) are any by women. In other words, due to the activities of academic PC-types, there's a current bias to pump up the H indices of women. If anything, therefore, the H index of a woman slightly over-predicts her actual impact, while the same H index for a man will under-predict.
ps. another way to "pump up" your H index is to write a few methodological and/or statistical papers that, from then on, almost everyone must cite
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Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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Hey I liked Ladybawke! Except for its horrible soundtrack. I don't know Mark Knophler was thinking.Southern wrote:
Did he? Because before the Jackson's LotR movies, 'Dungeons & Dragons' movie = piece of crap'. Including, but not limited to, the actual Dungeons & Dragons movie (Ladyhawke, Eragon, Mists of Avalon - fucking crap, I hate this movie - the list goes on).
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I just want to state that I've never ear candled. The very concept of it is ludicrous.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Is ear-candling still popular?sinister wrote:It's like waterboarding that hippies do to themselves. :whistle:Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:WTF is nettipotting?!?
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IMO, the best D&D-like movie before LOTR was Bakshi's Wizards. Of course, Bakshi's version of LOTR was also one of the worst. I see this as a parallel to M Night Shamalamadingdong: when allowed to do his own thing, the movies are creative; when asked to follow a script (e.g., Shamalama's version of Avatar [the Last Airbender] - which was a great kids cartoon), the movies are complete and utter crap.
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It's really not so bad as it sounds.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Oh, okay. Here we use saline sprays when the nostrils are blocked, though we don't do the nostril-to-nostril thing. Sounds unpleasant.katamari Damassi wrote:Phil- it's pouring a saline solution into one nostril until it flows out the other nostril. You tilt your head over the sink to do it.
If your sinus are feeling dry (or of you have a snootful dust and what not) it feels pretty good afterwards.
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Thibideedoo is definitely an Elfwick.BlueShiftRhino wrote:Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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All too real, sadly: https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwickBlueShiftRhino wrote:Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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Ladyhawk is a great movie. The soundtrack makes me want to puncture my eardrums with a spike. I wish someone would remix it with a worthy soundtrack.katamari Damassi wrote:Hey I liked Ladybawke! Except for its horrible soundtrack. I don't know Mark Knophler was thinking.Southern wrote:
Did he? Because before the Jackson's LotR movies, 'Dungeons & Dragons' movie = piece of crap'. Including, but not limited to, the actual Dungeons & Dragons movie (Ladyhawke, Eragon, Mists of Avalon - fucking crap, I hate this movie - the list goes on).
I'm not so sure anymore, but I think it was based on a legend from the Pyrenées region.
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Who was it that did those side-splitting fake personals? They're here somewhere in the pits of the Pit. Godfrey Elfwick was one of them.
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These seem to be anti slut walks.sinister wrote:Pay attention to us and stop looking at us! Then notice us but don't call us provocative because we are, that's misogyny! I'm still not sure I understand how we were supposed to respond to slut walks.James Caruthers wrote:[.img]https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412695594346.png[/img]
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Parsehole. And they were genius.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Who was it that did those side-splitting fake personals? They're here somewhere in the pits of the Pit. Godfrey Elfwick was one of them.
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BSR:
I was being glib, and while I suspect you know that I still want to clarify.
Though it is interesting to see how that thing I don't know anything about works.
I was being glib, and while I suspect you know that I still want to clarify.
Though it is interesting to see how that thing I don't know anything about works.
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And by the time I clicked the link above, Elf-dick had already tweeted that we were making fun of his name. Wow, their lurking is down-right creepy at times.Tigzy wrote:All too real, sadly: https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwickBlueShiftRhino wrote:Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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I have to admit, this made me chuckle:
Matt C. said:
Matt C. said:
Hey you all -- over at Nugent's, the Pit's reputation is rising dramatically. People are saying nice things about us!
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One of the things I liked about Ladyhawke and also Dragonslayer(THE best D&D movie IMO)is that they're small plot movies. The world isn't imperiled and can only be saved by the chosen one in prophecy. So over that. It almost ruins Skyrim for me.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Ladyhawk is a great movie. The soundtrack makes me want to puncture my eardrums with a spike. I wish someone would remix it with a worthy soundtrack.
I'm not so sure anymore, but I think it was based on a legend from the Pyrenées region.
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PZ quoted the whole thing, complete with copyright. Naughty-naughty PZ. Way beyond "fair use" and easily argued to be an attempt to deny Matt clicks (and, therefore, damaging).Tony Parsehole wrote:NICE ONE, MATT!
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Notice how you never see Elfwick and Parsehole in the same room together?BlueShiftRhino wrote:And by the time I clicked the link above, Elf-dick had already tweeted that we were making fun of his name. Wow, their lurking is down-right creepy at times.Tigzy wrote:All too real, sadly: https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwickBlueShiftRhino wrote:Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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Hi Godfry!
He, he, elfwick....
A man better know how to fight or lick boot with a name like that.
He, he, elfwick....
A man better know how to fight or lick boot with a name like that.
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No worries.Opyt wrote:BSR:
I was being glib, and while I suspect you know that I still want to clarify.
Though it is interesting to see how that thing I don't know anything about works.
And I'm sorry to have mentioned how PCism, etc, has invaded US science in every way, but it has. It's usually too subtle to be complained about publicly without looking like a whiner, but US white male scientists often have a legitimate reason for annoyance. You have to really believe in affirmative action (and not just equal opportunity) to not be upset sometimes.
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Iran used to(not sure if they still do)give gay men the option of prison and lashes or they could get a sex change operation paid for by the state.James Caruthers wrote:https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412707168604.png
Don't muslims kill transgenders?
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Skeptickle - watch it. I don't like what Spokesgay's impying here:
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One would think that being trans under normal circumstances would be a very tough ride.James Caruthers wrote:https://8chan.co/pol/src/1412707168604.png
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This is like trans to the fourth power or something.
Best of luck, hope she is in with an understanding crowd.
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Jeez, it's like an alternate universe in there. A white knight in its natural habitat.Tigzy wrote:All too real, sadly: https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwickBlueShiftRhino wrote:Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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Just to clarify... the kids are sexually active young adults. Just posted here to share my discovery that rechargeable toys have more horsepower. Well worth the money in my opinion. I have no opinion about Hitachi other than still being pissed that they sold submarine propeller technology to the Soviets.screwtape wrote:I strongly recommend noise cancelling headphones for your kids. Buy the batteries in bulk. Otherwise you might be the subject of a brief but painful meme in the future after they blog about Mommy and her vibrator. You don't want kids coming to the nursing home to take selfies of themselves with you, your wife, and the "Vanity" now, do you?John D wrote:My wife is very happy with her "Vanity" by Jopen. It is rechargable with ni-cad batteries. All the toys with replacable batteries don't have enough power and my wife is a high horsepower type of gal.... For what it is worth.ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I don't...
Meyers has a post up about a brand of vibrator. Just, out of nowhere, with no context, no obvious reason, and no fresh insight.
I have explained this to my kids as well.
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Full comic sans, plus Myers removed all the paragraph breaks, just to make it clear to his commentariat that he's most definitely dealing with an extra level of retard here. :lol:Tony Parsehole wrote:NICE ONE, MATT!
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I have trouble Parse-ing what this assHole is saying.Ericb wrote:Jeez, it's like an alternate universe in there. A white knight in its natural habitat.Tigzy wrote:All too real, sadly: https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwickBlueShiftRhino wrote:Someone please tell me that "Godfrey Elfwick" is a made-up name for the prototypical mangina-sporting white knight. In case it's not obvious, the idea of calling such men "elf-wick" is just too much for me to handle. (Or maybe that should be "too little.")
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I now declare the onset of tongue-twisting limericks!
There once was an elf-wick named Elfwick
who fancied self-with as a self-wit
he lurked and he tweeted
of abuse he was treated
and then Elfwick the elf-wick was self-sick
Ten times fast, folks!
There once was an elf-wick named Elfwick
who fancied self-with as a self-wit
he lurked and he tweeted
of abuse he was treated
and then Elfwick the elf-wick was self-sick
Ten times fast, folks!
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No, Elfwick is real - Parsehole's only pretending that the bloke is a sock of his to piss him off.
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Peez with the clap?
Couldn't be. To get the clap he would have has to have some kind of sexual intercourse.
Lord knows that sow belly hasn't even seen his cock in about thirty years.
They call that a "dickey do" cause his belly sticks out further than his dickey do.
Any hoo, the burning was surely his old unused sperm having achieved sentience and were dragging a rope ladder through his urethra to finally escape their confinement.
Couldn't be. To get the clap he would have has to have some kind of sexual intercourse.
Lord knows that sow belly hasn't even seen his cock in about thirty years.
They call that a "dickey do" cause his belly sticks out further than his dickey do.
Any hoo, the burning was surely his old unused sperm having achieved sentience and were dragging a rope ladder through his urethra to finally escape their confinement.
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Most of the hard core feminists I know are cute college lesbians. So, this definitely doesn't fit the "landwhale" mold. And... said lesbians are very sexually active and very open about the whole thing. It's like a sex club full of 19 year old privileged white girls who think they can change the world by taking womens studies classes and yelling about the pay gap.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I know the "feminists are ugly landwhales who can't get laid" trope is getting old, and a bit stupid, but sometimes I really have to wonder if there isn't a bit of truth behind it. Reminds me of that picture of Hooters waitresses bringing a cup of coffee to a woman that I would call "unattractive" as she's holding a placard demanding to stop objectifying women.James Caruthers wrote: Those who have the least to fear from the objectifying male gaze seem to complain most about it. :dance:
Sorry for today's rants, I'm a bit pissed off.
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For Jan Steen's beneift:Tigzy wrote:Full comic sans, plus Myers removed all the paragraph breaks, just to make it clear to his commentariat that he's most definitely dealing with an extra level of retard here. :lol:Tony Parsehole wrote:NICE ONE, MATT!
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/ ... ryngula%29
https://archive.today/GN99u
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"I am going into BEARMODE!"Tigzy wrote:No, Elfwick is real - Parsehole's only pretending that the bloke is a sock of his to piss him off.
:lol:
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If you didn't first go and check whether the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacterium can survive for any length of time on the tentacles of a cephalopod, then you fail Skepticism 101. If you did, then apologies.Spike13 wrote:Peez with the clap?
Couldn't be. To get the clap he would have has to have some kind of sexual intercourse.
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Also, Tony Queer Shop has this to say on Myers' Cavanaugh thread:
Mighty Hordesman that you are.
Why not go over there and fisk it yourself, Tony?Tony! The Queer Shoop
7 October 2014 at 1:31 pm
Holy fuck. Someone is obsessed with you PZ. Hey, did you know that I’m your “House N*gger� True story, straight from the mouth of another obsessed Slymer.
I see the Slymers can’t keep from attacking one of the regulars either. Fuck these shitstains.
I wonder if anyone will fisk this massive piece of dogshit.
Mighty Hordesman that you are.
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Tigzy wrote:No, Elfwick is real - Parsehole's only pretending that the bloke is a sock of his to piss him off.
Psst...Tigzy, don't queer Parseholes shananigans.
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If it turns out that I'm writing tongue-twisting, love-limericks to a POE, I will not be happy.
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Against better judgement, I decided I'd ask Godfrey Elfwick to come join us, a la Gumby avatar (Come play with us!) so many months ago. And all I got from him is best summed up as "You're a misgynizing coward".
Sigh so much for my faith in humanity.
And some kind of cry for mental help.
Sigh so much for my faith in humanity.
And some kind of cry for mental help.
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The sound of one squid clapping as it were....BlueShiftRhino wrote:If you didn't first go and check whether the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacterium can survive for any length of time on the tentacles of a cephalopod, then you fail Skepticism 101. If you did, then apologies.Spike13 wrote:Peez with the clap?
Couldn't be. To get the clap he would have has to have some kind of sexual intercourse.
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Yeah, that was my fault James. I'd like to see how it really happens off of the internet, but meh.
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You should have called him Butt-faceOpyt wrote:Against better judgement, I decided I'd ask Godfrey Elfwick to come join us, a la Gumby avatar (Come play with us!) so many months ago. And all I got from him is best summed up as "You're a misgynizing coward".
Sigh so much for my faith in humanity.
And some kind of cry for mental help.