Cuntie 2017 Voting!

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Who was the Cunt of the Year, 2017?

Poll ended at Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:43 pm

Alex Jones (& Co.) - for almost destroying my mouse/keyboard on countless occasions
2
1%
Angus Robertson.
0
No votes
Anita Sarkeesian.
6
2%
Anna Soubry.
1
0%
Antifa
25
9%
Arsene Wenger.
0
No votes
BMW - price gouging bastards
0
No votes
Benedict Cumberbatch.
0
No votes
Bob Geldof.
0
No votes
CJ Werleman.
6
2%
Caroline Criado Perez.
0
No votes
Cenk Uygur - for achievement of double the standard of anyone else
12
4%
Chris Ray Gun - for fratenisation with the enemy
0
No votes
Christiano Ronaldo.
0
No votes
Coach Red Pill - for being a con man & a snake
1
0%
Craig Considine.
0
No votes
Dan Arel
14
5%
David Lammy.
1
0%
Diane Abbott
4
1%
Donald Trump - I'm sure he would feel neglected if overlooked for the list
5
2%
Emma 'Mattress Girl' Sulkowicz - for going above and beyond the call of duty to remain relevant
2
1%
Emma Thompson.
0
No votes
Eric 'Bike Lock' Clanton - or was this earlier?
14
5%
Evergreen College
11
4%
Gadd Saad for inviting charlatan Deepak Chopra onto his show.
3
1%
Gary Lineker.
2
1%
George Bridges, because he’s a spineless lump of green snot.
2
1%
George Ciccierllo-Maher.
1
0%
Guy Verhofstadt.
1
0%
Hemant Mehta - honourable mention for not growing a spine
1
0%
ISIS
3
1%
Islam - the ideology, its followers, its apologists and everything about it
14
5%
J.K. Rowling.
4
1%
James Corden.
0
No votes
James O'Brien.
1
0%
Jean Claude Juncker.
1
0%
Jess Phillips.
1
0%
John Bolton, for being a raving nutter who is STILL heavily involved in US foreign police, even though he has contributed to many of the most disastrous overseas adventures of the US in the last few years.
0
No votes
John McDonnell.
1
0%
John Oliver.
4
1%
June Sarpong.
0
No votes
Justicar - I enjoy twitter banter with Justi "too much" and might be gay because of it (according to the missus)
0
No votes
Justin Welby. (Archbishop of Canterbury)
1
0%
Katie Hopkins - for all those solicited up-skirt shots (I only asked for them to troll her, now I can't eat lasagne)
1
0%
Keir Starmer.
0
No votes
Kevin Logan.
2
1%
Kevin Maguire.
0
No votes
Kraut & Tea - dishonourable mention for doucebag behaviour
1
0%
Kraut & Tea.
3
1%
Kristi Winters
1
0%
Kristi Winters.
1
0%
Laura Kuenssberg.
0
No votes
Lily Allen - for services towards the signaling of virtue
7
2%
Linda Sarsour.
29
10%
Meryl Streep.
1
0%
Michael Gove.
1
0%
Michael Isaacson - that "dead cops" anarchist professor. So many of these fucks I keep forgettin' 'em.
1
0%
Munroe Bergdorf.
1
0%
My Landlord.
2
1%
Naima Low
5
2%
Nathan Rambukkana, Herbert Pimlot and Adria Joel of Wilfrid Laurier University.
10
4%
Nicky Morgan.
0
No votes
Nicola Sturgeon.
1
0%
Non-Binary pronouns
2
1%
Outrage Culture (well past it's expiry date)
1
0%
Owen Jones.
1
0%
P Z Myers - Squiddy-fiddler - for not retiring his blog (dis)gracefully & lifetime acheivement award
12
4%
Paloma Faith.
0
No votes
Paul "Oolon Promoter" Mason - he seems to be piping up every now and again.
2
1%
Peter Mandleson.
0
No votes
Piers Morgan.
2
1%
Rebecca Long Bailey.
0
No votes
Rebecca Watson - also lifetime acheivement award (it's never going to get any better than this) for not choking on her own snark, or at least finding something productive to do with her life (I would suggest getting a job as a dog groomer).
8
3%
Richard Carrier - egotist, mythicist, SLAPPer & seminal activist
0
No votes
Robert Peston.
1
0%
Romesh Ranganathan.
0
No votes
Sea Lions - news reports state that they are now harrassing young women
0
No votes
Spiders - eight legged cunts (I'm actually thinking of selling my house because of the wankers...not a joke!)
0
No votes
Steve Shives
3
1%
Talib Qweli.
0
No votes
Tariq RamadanAngela Merkel.
1
0%
Terrorists world wide
1
0%
The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) were found to have deliberately slowed down the footage, which made it appear Mr Pearson had more time to assault the alleged victim.
2
1%
The FT, cuz he did dun stealin' our flags.
3
1%
The Guardian.
5
2%
The Southern Poverty Law Center.
16
6%
The denizens of the Slymepit, because the Fascist Tit has declared "Cunts, you're all a bunch of cunts."
2
1%
The various UK bombers & stabbers(I've not looked up their names, may they be consined to the dustbin of history)
0
No votes
Theresa May.
0
No votes
Thomas Smith - Sargon's interviewer at Mythicist Milwaukee
0
No votes
Thunderf00t.
2
1%
Tony Blair.
0
No votes
Vince Cable.
0
No votes
Will i am.
0
No votes
Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.
2
1%
Zinnia "stank pussy" Jones - for giving me "the fear"
4
1%
 
Total votes: 281

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Cuntie 2017 Voting!

#1

Post by Lsuoma » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:43 pm

It's here, people - time to vote for the Fetid Flaps of 2017.

Seven votes each.
10 days.
No vote changing allowed.

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#2

Post by Lsuoma » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:54 pm

I think we'll do a couple of rounds of voting. After this poll finishes, we'll cull the top ten and have a revote.

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#3

Post by jet_lagg » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:55 am

Linda Sarsour, for reasons to numerous to list. There are cunts, and there are cunts I really wish we could exile from the planet.

Myers and Watson lifetime achievement awards. Nobody can say they didn't earn it.

The Crown Prosecution Service, because I have a piss poor understanding of the United Kingdom's legal system and thought they were also responsible for the Nazi pug case until googling it just now.

Everyone here. Needs no explanation.

Zinnia, for all the lunches lost.

And FT. I miss those flags (seriously though, excellent job getting the pit back up. Under budget and ahead of schedule!)

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:35 pm

FYI, one must cast all seven votes at once.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:13 pm

The Cockroach is in the lead! Antifa is well behind as is their cowardly bike lock ninja. There doesn't appear to be a break out in the rest of the pack and Myers and Watson are so washed up they are back with the dregs of the pack.
It's not over yet folks, maybe one of the other losers can steal a win from the hatchet-nosed, lantern jawed hijabied harpy from Brooklyn but it looks unlikely right now.

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Post by MarcusAu » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:03 am

free thoughtpolice wrote: The Cockroach is in the lead! Antifa is well behind as is their cowardly bike lock ninja. There doesn't appear to be a break out in the rest of the pack and Myers and Watson are so washed up they are back with the dregs of the pack.
It's not over yet folks, maybe one of the other losers can steal a win from the hatchet-nosed, lantern jawed hijabied harpy from Brooklyn but it looks unlikely right now.
This post sounds like a horse-race track commentator in my head.

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Post by Lsuoma » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:13 pm



"Now it's back to topless darts at Roehampton".

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:27 pm

If a physical Cuntie award were to be made, what would it look like? Opinions, please.

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Post by MarcusAu » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:31 pm

Never let it be said that you are not appreciated FT.

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Post by MarcusAu » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:32 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:27 pm
If a physical Cuntie award were to be made, what would it look like? Opinions, please.
I wonder we could get Ophelia to pose for it.

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:57 pm

MarcusAu wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:27 pm
If a physical Cuntie award were to be made, what would it look like? Opinions, please.
I wonder we could get Ophelia to pose for it.
So I guess it would be a sand sculpture then?

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Post by KiwiInOz » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:54 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: If a physical Cuntie award were to be made, what would it look like? Opinions, please.
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Post by Shatterface » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:26 pm

I'm surprised 'Tariq RamadanAngela Merkel' has got so few votes.

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#14

Post by mordacious1 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:51 pm

Maybe “spineless lump of green snot” wasn’t descriptive enough to remind people who George Bridges is. He’s the wimpy moron who’s the president of Evergreen State. Along with the well-known shit he did, he wrote this:
http://www.cooperpointjournal.com/2017/ ... ay-may-26/
What an a-hole.

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Post by CommanderTuvok » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:51 am

Well, PZ's latest cuntishness over Pinker was a last-dash attempt to steal the cunt crown...

...but don't worry.....he's be a contender for 2018 Cunt o the Year.

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Post by HoneyWagon » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:10 pm

Kraut and Tea and Kristie Winters are posted twice.
If they get votes, will their tallies be combined?

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#17

Post by Lsuoma » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:41 am

Who can tell? They ain't gonna be in the runoff.

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