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Post by free thoughtpolice » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:34 pm

Speaking of some Indian tribes, I think it's time to boast about my knowledge of Coast Salish and Kwakiutl culture instead of just my woodland skills:
I grew up, went to school and worked with local First Nations. One friend in particular I hunted and fished with for about 4 decades was an FBI Salish whose mother was raised on a remote community and until her death was one of the last of a dozen speakers of a unique dialect
from the NE area of the Georgia basin, AKA Salish Sea.
Keep in mind, this is the part of the area where the Sasquatch legend comes from.
My friend and I had some discussions on squatch, and he had spoken with some of the elders about it. There are degrees of stories told by the Salish. For instance, there is a local prominent glacier near here. The story is that it is a great white whale named Queneesh that was stranded on the mountain after a great flood. The Indians do not literally believe it, it is considered a myth. There are other stories such as tales about battles with other tribes that are regarded as accurate history.
The sasquatch legend is similar to, and has been sometimes confused with stories of the Wild Man and Wild Woman that lived in the forest and would raid the villages and kidnap or kill the people.
My friend did not believe Sasquatch was real, that it was a myth possibly derived from the Wild Man stories, which he regarded as true. Many locals had a rite of passage for young man where they would leave the village and go off to survive on their own for a period of time. Also, some crimes were punished by temporary or permanent banishment. Some of the young men and the criminals never came back to live among the tribe but became Wild Men. Tradition has it that they would return to the villages to capture women for a wives or for other reasons. (IIRC cannibalism may be a part of some of the accounts).

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:44 pm

Some variants on the Wild Man legends:
https://www.aaanativearts.com/salish-le ... d-man.html
Other of the legends have Wild Men as synonymous with the bigfoot.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:51 pm

Salish did some cool shit. I understand their longhouses were remarkably similar to viking longhouses. Paralell development in similar environments.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:59 pm

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/te ... were-real/#
Hmm, I posted this before, but I'm curious how you refute that professional trackers ( is there really such a thing?) agree that the tracks are bogus.

Any time you're going against the vast, vast majority of scientific consensus you're facing an uphill battle. When your side is mostly nutters, well...

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:55 pm

Did I hear a quiet flounce? Sad.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:07 pm

Vicky come home :(
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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:17 pm

Another cryptid monster: Bigfish! Ignore the tugboat captain in the comments boasting about his 30 years experience saying that it's a submerged buoy.
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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:44 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote:Another cryptid monster: Bigfish! Ignore the tugboat captain in the comments boasting about his 30 years experience saying that it's a submerged buoy.
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Vicky would give that tugboat captain hell. Did he account for every possible detail? How does he explain the missing nuns and orphans? What missing nuns and orphans?

Actually, I have seen a wake that big by a fish in a river. You ever been sturgeon fishing FtP? No way I could handle it in my decrepitude, but they is some mighty big fish. Tasty too. You can't keep the big ones, but even the smaller ones are good for a shoulder injury or two, and a delicate meat with a nutty flavor.
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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:11 pm

The only IRL sturgeons I've seen were in an aquarium. The biggest fish I've seen in the wild was a basking shark that was hanging out near the beach we were fishing for pink salmon from. Somewhere near 20 feet long?
That is unless you count whales as fish. :drool:
Speaking of cryptids, it wouldn't surprise me if sturgeon were responsible for some of the accounts of lake monsters.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:30 pm

seen in the wild=know of in my area

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:23 am

The Bigf**t-alien connection is yuge down here. It's how the explain the lack of bodies or solid evidence. That or the government is covering up on behalf of native Americans.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:30 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:The Bigf**t-alien connection is yuge down here. It's how the explain the lack of bodies or solid evidence. That or the government is covering up on behalf of native Americans.
The ultra dimensional or alien assisted saquatch theory has been proven to be the most logical explanation for the fact that they exist but can't be detected by normal colonial style physics that assume the that barrier hasn't been breached.
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free thoughtpolice wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:The Bigf**t-alien connection is yuge down here. It's how the explain the lack of bodies or solid evidence. That or the government is covering up on behalf of native Americans.
The ultra dimensional or alien assisted saquatch theory has been proven to be the most logical explanation for the fact that they exist but can't be detected by normal colonial style physics that assume the that barrier hasn't been breached.
:ugeek:
It is also really intersectional. :geek:

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:08 pm

We now have an intersectional Bigf**t. International, I ntersectional and perhaps not too white to be redeemed.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:08 pm

We now have an intersectional Bigf**t. International, I ntersectional and perhaps not too white to be redeemed.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:06 pm

I have been doing some research into how bigf00t walks and it closely resembles the gait of actor Steven Seagal. You decide. :ugeek:
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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:42 pm

Too bad Vicky left. I was this close to believing. These solitary creatures manage to know when one of them dies, and gets to the corpse before people find it, and bury or cannibalize it. Or they dash through portals. Or UFO bases.
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Post by free thoughtpolice » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:23 pm

CFB: We are in agreement with that We shouldn't just dismiss evidence out of hand of things that we just don't understand. :drool:
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There is also the thing about fake media. Peter Caine is a perfect example where real evidence gets covered up by the MSM because money trumps journalistic ethics.
What are the chances this just more evidence that gets covered up because of white people's "science"?

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:07 am

White people's science clearly sucks. I am going to apply for grant money. "Bigf**t Stick Art in Feminist Metaphor: How the Patriarchy Oppressed Squatch Peoples". Should be good for a few hundred thou.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:25 pm

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:11 pm

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:41 pm

Βigfoot

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:42 pm

Fuckin' finally, in all its glory, Βigfoot.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:29 pm

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:52 am

This was featured lately in our local theater.
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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:32 pm

It's Sasquatch Sunday! :drool:
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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:35 pm

That was s asquatch sunday not borequatch sunday. FT fixed the bigfoot thing but not the s asquatch one. :twisted:

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:37 pm

Bigfoot, bigfoot,sasquatch. Sasquatch. testing

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:39 pm

He didn't fix it! :twisted:

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:45 am

Ssquatch sunday:
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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:31 pm

https://nypost.com/2018/03/15/woman-who ... -real/amp/
Vicky has a sister in Bigfoot in California. Any day now, Bigfoot will get the recognition and fame this magnificent beast deserves. After all, how can people continue to deny this primate when there is such an extensive fossil record? It's a travesty, I tells yah, a travesty.

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Post by MarcusAu » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:48 pm

So is the plural Bigfoots or Bigfeet?

And has the documentary evidence provided by Robert Crumb been reviewed?

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:50 pm

The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.

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Have you ever noticed that Bigfoot and Steven Segal both run like girls?

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Post by Kirbmarc » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:32 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.
So the plural is Sasquatches?

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:54 pm

Kirbmarc wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.
So the plural is Sasquatches?
Yes. Though Sasquatch is used as a plural as well. Something to do with the the Native American, and I'm not a linguist. Although I do like linguica. So many sausages....

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:50 am

Kirbmarc wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.
So the plural is Sasquatches?
No. It is "t̕ᶿəw̕x̣él̕əč", same as singular. :ugeek:

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:20 pm

What would a Sasquatch ethnostate look like? Would the Swiss be welcomed as immigrants, or would they form forest ghettos and attack innocent bigfoots with little army knives?

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:19 am

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/called-91 ... d=54422500
One reason I am skeptical of crypto sightings.

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Post by Kirbmarc » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:24 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: What would a Sasquatch ethnostate look like? Would the Swiss be welcomed as immigrants, or would they form forest ghettos and attack innocent bigfoots with little army knives?
You're assuming that the Swiss aren't already Sasquatch.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:33 pm

Ask and youtube will deliver.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:29 pm

I think a Bigfoot has been in to my vegetable starts. Simple folk would blame rabbits, but that's just part of their clever ploy. The bigfoots, that is, not the rabbits.

Has anybody explored the relationship between the 'squatch and the jews? Is that trendy yet?

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:06 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: I think a Bigfoot has been in to my vegetable starts. Simple folk would blame rabbits, but that's just part of their clever ploy. The bigfoots, that is, not the rabbits.

Has anybody explored the relationship between the 'squatch and the jews? Is that trendy yet?
This whole post is anti-semetic.

The plural is rabbi.

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Is Bigfoot an incel?

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CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Is Bigfoot an incel?
I'm pretty sure that with all the weird fetishes that exist at least one woman in the entire world has a Bigfoot fetish.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:43 pm

Sasquatch are known rapists. When they want sex they just take it instead. They're just a buch of extremely hairy Chads and Stacys. :ugeek:

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:48 pm

When they want sex the just take it instead (of snivelling over the internet about it.)

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:31 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote: Sasquatch are known rapists. When they want sex they just take it instead. They're just a buch of extremely hairy Chads and Stacys. :ugeek:
Well, since they're not white men we must respect their culture and ways. I mean, what's a raping forest ape against the sins of mansplaining?

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:30 pm

Butt, butt aren't they supposed ask for crystal clear consent regardless of their endangered, rare, minority status?
By the way. I'm ready to publish account of where Jane Goodall raped me when she was around here. She mistook me for a Bigfoot.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:35 pm

Tune in to 4:45 if you haven't already watched it. We bigfoot hunters refused to acknowledge their true nature. Vicky wanted to prove the stuffy knowitalls to be wrong. I'm not saying she came to a bad end , but this documentary footage may explain why she hasn't posted here recently.

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A young man explores bigfoot phenomenon.

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Yikes, got a double.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Fri May 25, 2018 11:14 am

They finally have proof of bigfoot. The creature in question, shot by a rancher in Montana isn't a purebred bigfoot though, but appears to be a cross between a werewolf and a bigfoot with really small feet.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44243644

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Don't give up hope, Bigfoot believers. Thousands of gullible rednecks comb the woods even now for your elusive beast. Eventually one will fail his UFO EVAC and they will have him.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sat May 26, 2018 3:02 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote: They finally have proof of bigfoot. The creature in question, shot by a rancher in Montana isn't a purebred bigfoot though, but appears to be a cross between a werewolf and a bigfoot with really small feet.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44243644
Fools. That is bigfoot's pet. He's gonna be some pissed off.

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Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:29 am


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