Dr. Richard "Spunky Money" Carrier, PhD, Internet CuntIt's a tough call cos there's so many to choose from. But it has to be CJ Werleman, for sheer unadulterated cuntiness.
A cunt ass-kissing dhimmi shrieking 'ITHLAAM! ITHLAAM! ITHLAAM IS INNOTHENT BUT ATHIETHTTH ARE THE WORTHT!', exposed as plagiarist, sockpuppeteer and all round smug twat who needs a daily kick in his ovaries as a matter of course. https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.co ... n-imagine/
There are, of course, plenty of FTBers I could nominate, but their cuntiness generally gets curtailed by the amusement they deliver. Werleman, however, seriously needs his face mashed into a pile of Arthur Chu's skidmarked laundry before being hosed down with a gallon of Brianna Wu's spunk. He is that cunty.
Gosh, there are so, so many SJW cunts from which to choose. Both inside and outside Atheism Plus. And it was such an eventful year for the FTB /Atheism Plus crew.
I think I need to nominate Dr. Richard Cevantis Carrier PhD. He had such a big year:
Confessed that he sexually harassed women at atheist events
"Came out" as "polyamorous," when he really just cheated on his wife
Got divorced and assured everyone he and his wife were splitting everything equitably even though she was the breadwinner
Typed one-handed while describing his semen fetish to Ophelia Benson
Auctioned off his own books bound in the finest imitation leather
Slammed down some killer dance moves at Skepticon while wearing a shirt he's owned since he was four
Said that venereal diseases are no big deal and are seemingly a cost of doing business
Auctioned off dinner with himself...twice. I don't believe either sold
Took on Jerry Coyne and others, widening the circle of people who see him as a dishonest liar
Inspired rando women who aren't Slymepitters to comment about how he's always on the prowl at events
Expanded his Patreon to where he pulls in nearly sixty bucks a post thanks to his 35 patrons (Of the 26 patrons we can see, 21 are male and 5 are female, including a "Natalie Carrier") Wow, that's less than two dollars per patron per post.
I nominate Dr. Richard Carrier PhD for cunt of the year. While his recent claim about his writing ending all rational debate is reason enough for him to get the award, let's not forget:
Him liking his own comment on my blog.
Spoogegate
His personal ad for former hookers on his blog
His celebration of fucking over his ex wife by coming pot polyamorous.
His unsuccessful attempts to sell imitation leather bound copies of his shitty books
His constant attacks in every atheist who is more successful than he is
His embrace of every single stupid SJW cause, to include cultural appropriation
His ridiculous drunken dancing with a popped collar at Skepticon
He is the cunt of all cunts.
SteveThis hasn't been a good year for the Professor Leaky Dicky. He tried to use his blog to pick up some SJW booty and got trolled relentlessly. Ophelia Benson wasn't amused by his ejaculations (hah!) about his favorite fetish on her blog. He was exposed as a lousy academic, completely detached from reality (just read his twits) and has contributed to the inner rift that is killing FTB.
Nominee: Steve Shives
Reason: no further explanation required.
MrsI nominate Steve Shives. He draws people in to his channel by apparently being a decent, skeptical debunker of creationist crap. With citations, evidence and other such goodies. Then he loses all trace of skepticism and turns nastily on his viewers with his whole radfem nonsense, including crazy accusations of Islamophobia. All done in a "superior" manner and with no evidence at all. Blecch.
Danielle MuscatoNominee: Mrs. Shives
Justification: no further explanation required.
Danielle Muscato, for throwing that sperglord under the bus in such a cowardly and self-serving fashion.
Danielle Muscato – A true woman who dresses like a man and attacks Autistic videographers on stage.
For transitioning from a burly, hirsute, deep-voiced man dressed in jacket & tie into a burly, hirsute, deep-voiced woman dressed in jacket & tie, then getting pissy when people use the wrong pronouns. Also for coaching his BFF, Mark Schierbecker, to admit his White Privilege in front of 113 angry SJWs, then throwing him under the bus.
Melissa ClickMuscato represented her client by subjecting him to public humiliation for some "racist statements" while none was able to explain what was racist about what he said.
I nominate Melissa Click for her valiant and unwavering support of the 1st Amendment.
The UN Broadband CommisionMelissa Click, asst. Professor – “I need some muscle over here!”
Emma WatsonThe UN Broadband Commision – writers of the most embarrassing report ever published by the UN called “Cyber Violence against Women and Girls”
Black Justice LeagueEmma Watson – official UN ambassador for shaming men
Jerelyn LutherBlack Justice League – Princeton Student group wanting to erase President Wilson’s name from buildings
Jerelyn Luther, a senior at Yale. – “Who the fuck hired you”
Lauren NelsonJerelyn Luther, (a.k.a. “Yale Shrieking Girl”) — upper middle class Yale undergrad who, during protest of not being assured protection from potentially hurtful halloween costumes, whined that the headmaster’s job was “to create a place of comfort and home for the students.” Luther then went on to scream “who the fuck hired you?” when in fact Luther herself had sat on the hiring committee.
Bahar MustafaI'm going to go on a limb and nominate Lauren Nelson at The Friendly Atheist for her consistent attacks on Dawkins every time he tweets, and for being the only SJW at TFA.
Reza Aslanformer Goldsmiths Oppression and Precious Snowflake Officer for banning men from a meeting on ‘inclusiveness’; for posing with a teary-eyed face in front of the no men allowed” sign; for being a poncy, privileged, affluent, pale-skinned Persian brat who claims as a PoC and a woman, she’s incapable of being racist or sexist. Oh, and for looking like what Saruman would come up with by crossing an orc with Zoey Deschanel.
Shaun KingFor lying about Sam Harris & Bill Maher, for lying about Islamophobia, for lying about Islam, for lying about who forgot to flush in the 3rd floor mens’ room, for lying 24 x 7.
Sarah "Butts"All white trans*black leader of Black Lives Matter, embezzler, former brandisher of guns who claims that brandishing guns is just compensating for a small penis.
LaughingWitchThe infamous "edgelord" who was exposed as a sick roleplayer of a pedophile (at least that's what Sarah said). Her disgusting internet antics exposed the appalling double standards of the SJWs, who whine about "stare rape" towards grown women but see nothing wrong with a pedophilia apologist. Ew.
HannibalTheVictorThe Internet is a double-edged sword. LW learned that trying to get someone fired by claiming they're a Nazi can have serious consequences for your job. Although it looks like her business was already going down and she took advantage of the trolls to whine about her supposed status as a poor, innocent victim and start an e-begging campaign.
Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe QuinnAn Anita Sarkeesian uberfan with a sordid past. Unlike "edgelord" Butts, Hannibal is a convicted child abuser who wants to "mess up" Thunderfoot for criticising his Damsel in Distress. Ew.
Sabrina Elderly: or, How Not To Be a Journalist.A double nomination for the Terrible Duo who convinced the UN that one of the biggest threat to women worldwide is being told that "they suck" by some random strangers on the Internet.
Zoey TurElderly failed Journalism101 when she "listened and believed" to a story that had more holes than Swiss cheese and didn't bother to properly investigate it. True, her article came out in 2014, but was revealed to be utter bullshit in 2015.
What's the best answer to being "misgendered"? According to this journalist/activist, you should threaten the offender with physical violence. That'll teach them that you're a stable, rational person who has no mental health problems! The worst spokeswoman for trans women in ages.
Laughing Witch/Jenny McDermott/HannibaltheVictor
Jenny McDermott, Bewildered Ape, Laughing Witch, Kevin LoganFor their disastrous campaign to get Thunderfoot fired from his job, because the effort backfired spectacularly and produced major LOLs!
M.A. MelbyThe 4 Stooges.
Laughing WitchThe Award for "best own goal in the name of ideological purity" should go to Melby for her Princip cos-play in pulling the trigger on Ophie *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* click click click
Connie St. LouisThe Award for "most spectacularly pathetic misfire with intent" should go to Laughing Witch.
Godfrey ElfwickThe winner of the "most successful cunt who actually achieved her SJ goal" should be Connie St Louis with a yawn.
Goldsmiths FemSoc & LGBTQ+ SocietyHowever, the award for "most consistantly successful advocate of SJ purity" should clearly go to G.Elfwick. By a wide margin. Go with that.
Elyse AndersGoldsmiths FemSoc & LGBTQ+ Society for formal statement of solidarity with Goldsmiths Islamic Society who disrupted Maryam Namazie's talk.
LGBTQ+ Society wrote: We condemn AHS and online supporters for their islamophobic remarks, attitudes, and harassment. If they feel intimidated, we urge them to look at the underpinnings of their ideology. We find that personal and social harm enacted in the name of ‘free speech’ is foul, and detrimental to the wellbeing of students and staff on campus.
In our experiences, members of ISOC have been nothing but charming, patient, kind, and peaceful as individuals and as an organization.
We hope this series of events prompts reflection in all parties involved, but also onlookers. Allyship consists of apologies, bearing with and deconstructing discomfort, respecting the necessary privacy of safer spaces, and opening our hearts to humans unlike ourselves.charming ISOC president wrote: "Homosexuality is a disease of the heart and mind."
"How can you be trying to justify why it's OK to be Muslim and gay?"
"Can you fag lovers get out of my mentions pls, thanks."
Peezy MyersElyse. Many reasons, but the worst being that she uses her children as a centrepiece in her ghastly, literal shitshow."Dad...Where's Mom?"
"Don't worry. She'll be home tomorrow, hungover and filled with somebody else's cum"
"Can we watch spider-man 2?"
"NO! IT FAILED THE BECHDEL TEST! IT WILL DAMAGE YOU IN WAYS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE!"
I'd probably nominate R Watson for a Cuntie, if I didn't think she'd wear the nomination as a badge of honor/way to wring forth more patreon dollars.
So, PZ Myers it is. His long-standing commitment to consistent cuntitude of the is spectacularly peerless.
I'd also recommend him for a Lifetime Achievement award.
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