Baboonapalooza - graphics and multimedia

#481

Never say die!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 250c51.png

#482

http://i.imgur.com/RxwREsN.jpg

#483

With due props to Ape+lust, I hereby present... um, well, Ape Lust.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 7ffcb7.jpg

#484

Gumby wrote:With due props to Ape+lust, I hereby present... um, well, Ape Lust.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! You bastard!

I love this so much.

Well done... er, Mission Accomplished :lol:

#485

Ape+lust wrote:
Gumby wrote:With due props to Ape+lust, I hereby present... um, well, Ape Lust.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! You bastard!

I love this so much.

Well done... er, Mission Accomplished :lol:

Glad you like it :D

I like how it came out because it's got lots of Pit memes in one simple picture. Blue hair meme, Becky the drunk meme, PZ has the hots for Becky meme, can a woman give consent if she's been drinking meme, baboon meme (OK, so technically that's not a baboon but still...)

#486

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 179ea5.png

#487

http://i.imgur.com/AcuwUg4.jpg

#488

Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/Ohx0vyh.jpg

Borges!!!

#489

A tribute to Richard Carrier's narcissistic endless bloviating.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 6561da.jpg

#490

https://i.imgur.com/1U4wr47.jpg

(obviously a light hearted one)

#491

Larger version (800x999) here if you want it.

http://i.imgur.com/EV8vkU2.jpg

#492

http://i.imgur.com/i6Bs7YD.jpg

Gabriel & Meister Myers was apparently an early UK-US co-production later adapted for the German market, unbeknownst to the bavarians, they bought A+ propaganda material straight from the Commentariat.

#493

Aneris wrote:https://i.imgur.com/1U4wr47.jpg

I'm still not certain if the picture shows Mr. Gabriel's nose or if the nose is a gimmick, attached to the glasses :ÃŸ

#494

#495

New FtB blogger recruitment poster - "Freethought Calling!"

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... aadf12.jpg

Complete with Comrade Ophie holding the Porcupine Manifesto.

#496

A better version of "Freethought Calling".

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 1fecac.jpg

#497

Fuck, sorry. Playing around with my image account fucks me up every time. OK, final attempt.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 282e30.jpg

#498

Gumby wrote:A better version of "Freethought Calling".

Gumby wrote:Fuck, sorry. Playing around with my image account fucks me up every time. OK, final attempt.

You wouldn't be one of those revisionists would you, comrade?

Some really good brushwork there, it doesn't look 'shooped at all. And that's the problem -- you made Ophelia look noble! :lol:

#499

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 9efdce.jpg

#500

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 028d15.jpg

#501

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 06ee98.jpg

#502

http://i.imgur.com/KPN0Nmc.jpg

Larger version

#503

This latest from Strawkins is brilliant!

http://i.imgur.com/yR8lcLO.jpg

#504

Ape+lust wrote:http://i.imgur.com/KPN0Nmc.jpg

Larger version

That is brilliant, but SCARY AS FUCK!

#505

Lsuoma wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:http://i.imgur.com/KPN0Nmc.jpg
That is brilliant, but SCARY AS FUCK!

Arigato, gracias, thank you!!

Haha, that's funny. I plumped up his face because he was too Outer Limits scary after adding the eyes.

http://i.imgur.com/rwaDBqa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/B8lQdtR.jpg

#506

Awesome job Ape. How do you expand the face like that?

#507

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 98a907.jpg

#508

Thanks, Gumby! Actually it's shrinkage, because as you know, enlarging makes stuff look worse. And because GIMP's general transform sucks out loud, I have to repurpose other tools, in this case the perspective tool. If Paint.NET has a plugin like it, it works like this:

Isolate the part with a selection:

http://i.imgur.com/GxdMZmO.jpg

Do a forced perspective:

http://i.imgur.com/pXFfpXM.jpg

And yay, the parts don't match!:

http://i.imgur.com/0SBiiEg.jpg

Jam them together and spend some fiddly time patching textures and color blending:

http://i.imgur.com/SuazT6n.jpg

Takes about an hour to do what a Photoshopper can do in minutes (grumble, @#! GIMP). It's the long way around, but it works great. It's what I used to make Oolon a lantern-jawed flathead, and turn Rebecca into a little girl.

Oh, and the last step is running PZ through a simple high contrast filter. It not only makes everything grotesquely high definition, but it turns skin blemishes into monuments to the god of acne. It's a generic filter type, you can probably find one like it for p.NET.

#509

http://i.imgur.com/RmfmpfI.jpg

Large version.

#510

http://i.imgur.com/QOzBi6X.jpg

#511

Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/QOzBi6X.jpg

Fucking LOL!

#512

Hey Ape+Lust, awesome work there! How did you make his skin so grimy and veiny?

#513

Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/QOzBi6X.jpg

BWAAAH! :lol: :lol: :lol:

If we all switched to MSPaint he'd know how we really feel.

Crappy 'shop, good enough for Peezus

That'll sting the cranky old goat.

Whining Peez wrote:How does it excuse fake twitter accounts, rape threats, bad photoshops, a multi-year campaign of denigration against Rebecca Watson, Ophelia Benson, Stephanie Zvan, Amanda Marcotte, Jennifer McCreight, and basically anyone who argues that the atheist movement ought to support greater equality?

#514

Aneris wrote:Hey Ape+Lust, awesome work there! How did you make his skin so grimy and veiny?

Hi Aneris, thank you! It's something called a local contrast enhancement filter, not the high contrast filter I misremembered above (Sorry, Gumby. Here's a Paint.NET plugin for it). It's usually used to sharpen and make images "pop", but the one included with my software has extreme default settings, which is the only reason I learned it was good for a grungy look. It's a standard process in photography, so there are tutorials and plugins -- here's a plugin for Photoshop.

If the plugins don't produce the same results as GIMP, you might want to look up the "Dragan Effect." It's very similar, just not as coarse (Photoshop action).

#515

#516

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... af6606.jpg

The woman with the "kill" tattoo is Caine, in case you were wondering.

(props to Jan Steen for Nerdbot)

#517

Ape+lust wrote:It's something called a local contrast enhancement filter, not the high contrast filter I misremembered above (Sorry, Gumby. Here's a Paint.NET plugin for it).

No wonder I couldn't find it :lol:

Thanks - I look forward to testing it out.

#518

Ape+lust wrote:
Whining Peez wrote:How does it excuse fake twitter accounts, rape threats, bad photoshops, a multi-year campaign of denigration against Rebecca Watson, Ophelia Benson, Stephanie Zvan, Amanda Marcotte, Jennifer McCreight, and basically anyone who argues that the atheist movement ought to support greater equality?

Peezus' idea of greater equality is that absolute morons and disingenuous ideologues should be treated as the equals of honest, reasonable people. :lol:

#519

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 6c8664.jpg

#520

http://i.imgur.com/mNzVkUP.jpg

#521

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... db82e6.jpg

#522

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... bf1337.jpg

#523

http://i.imgur.com/XWx2MWn.jpg

#524

Gumby wrote:http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... db82e6.jpg

It's about time they replaced that effete imposter with someone rugged.

Snap out of your funk
And waggle your junk
Auntie Flunk
Will clean your spunk

If this pic goes viral I'll need a Brawny cock sock to soak up the piss-laughter.

#525

Ape+lust wrote:
Gumby wrote:http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... db82e6.jpg
It's about time they replaced that effete imposter with someone rugged.

Snap out of your funk
And waggle your junk
Auntie Flunk
Will clean your spunk

If this pic goes viral I'll need a Brawny cock sock to soak up the piss-laughter.

It all makes sense when you start thinking of women as jizz mops.

#526

http://i.imgur.com/QUrQIbJ.jpg

#527

http://i.imgur.com/Mkh24xD.jpg

#528

Aneris wrote:http://i.imgur.com/i6Bs7YD.jpg

Gabriel & Meister Myers was apparently an early UK-US co-production later adapted for the German market, unbeknownst to the bavarians, they bought A+ propaganda material straight from the Commentariat.

Am I missing something or is this not mocking somebody's appearance? I have to say I don't understand the difference between mocking Watson's appearance and this. But I have been known to be dense in these matters.