Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

Winkie wanky woo

What is your favorite sex fantasy involving an FtB blogger?

You may select up to 3 options

 
 
View results

Matt Cavanaugh
.
.
Posts: 11997
Joined: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:38 pm
Contact:

Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#1

Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:53 am

Admit it, it's true -- we do sexualize the bloggers at FtB, just like Becca claims. After all, it's us puerile sleazes who fixate on sex & bodily functions all the time, not them. We hate them, but we also secretly lust after them.

Now that the cat's out of the bag, we might as well select our Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers. (Note: I left out Ashley F. Miller, as she's still underage.)

deLurch
.
.
Posts: 8447
Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:11 am

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#2

Post by deLurch » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:55 am

None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!

Badger3k
.
.
Posts: 3466
Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:53 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#3

Post by Badger3k » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:43 am

Yer a sick, sick person. I voted for three, so what does that make me?

John Greg
That's All Folks
That's All Folks
Posts: 2669
Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:05 pm
Location: New Westminster, BC, Canada
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#4

Post by John Greg » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:31 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

All very funny.

Gefan
.
.
Posts: 2088
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:55 pm
Location: In a handbasket, apparently.
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#5

Post by Gefan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:43 am

No trigger warning, eh?

Thanks a bunch.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/im ... g-head.gif

katamari Damassi
.
.
Posts: 5350
Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:32 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#6

Post by katamari Damassi » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:03 pm

I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.

SkepticalCat
.
.
Posts: 371
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:36 pm
Location: Georgia, USA
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#7

Post by SkepticalCat » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:48 pm

Do one for Cristina Rad and one for Miri (or whatever her name is, the cute one) :)

Matt Cavanaugh
.
.
Posts: 11997
Joined: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:38 pm
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#8

Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:27 pm

katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.
I think photoshops are in order.

Phil_Giordana_FCD
.
.
Posts: 11814
Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:56 pm
Location: Nice, France
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#9

Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:25 am

I never vote. At anything. So I'll take option #none#

Gumby
Pit Art Master
Pit Art Master
Posts: 5436
Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:40 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#10

Post by Gumby » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:07 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.
I think photoshops are in order.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg


SkepticalCat
.
.
Posts: 371
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:36 pm
Location: Georgia, USA
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#12

Post by SkepticalCat » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:46 pm

Gumby wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.
I think photoshops are in order.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg
The Bronzino in the background is appropriately creepy - nice touch. :clap:

HoneyWagon
.
.
Posts: 625
Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:35 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#13

Post by HoneyWagon » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:12 pm

I visit the pit a bit, but can't keep up with all the posts. People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.

But I saw this poll, not here in the pit, but linked from the FB feed of a FTB blogger, who wanted to make sure all their readers saw it, and could be suitably raged.

Seems counter productive to hate on "trolls", but then do what trolls like....letting them know you care.

Matt Cavanaugh
.
.
Posts: 11997
Joined: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:38 pm
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#14

Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:17 pm

HoneyWagon wrote:People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.
How is this "hating on women?" The men got most of the votes.

Since some folks clearly didn't get the jokes (which, if they were paying attention, they'd realize aren't about our fantasies at all), let me give a few hints:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/yemmynistin ... ous-lover/

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/ ... ood-cause/

http://freethoughtblogs.com/taslima/201 ... boyfriend/


Steph seems to think her body is being ridiculed, when it's really the way she runs her KZ Lager ... err, blog comment stream.


And of course, there's this nugget of atheist wisdom:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2013/ ... -own-porn/
My dirty stories almost always get their original inspiration from my masturbatory sex fantasies. They usually take twists and turns from the original fantasy, as I work to make the fantasies plausible, or to make the characters more interesting and human, or to find the backstory behind the sex scenes and figure out why these characters are having this sex and what it means to them and how their lives will be different because of it. But the germ of the story is almost always some sexual image that gets me off, and hard.

Skep tickle
.
.
Posts: 5357
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:04 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#15

Post by Skep tickle » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:30 pm

Sorry but every time I look at the thread title I shudder.

Nothing special, it's just the juxtaposition of "Top Ten Sex Fantasies" with "with FtB Bloggers". Give me a thread* about actual Top Ten Sex Fantasies any day over this one.

(And yes I get the reference-jokes - most of them, at least.)


*Just a turn of speech, I'm not actually asking for such a thread, nor would I participate in it. {Subsequent line deleted as TMI}

Barael
.
.
Posts: 258
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:49 am

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#16

Post by Barael » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:58 pm

I think, as a final touch, the options list should've had more men than women on it. Think of the boom in (fainting) couch business.

bovarchist
.
.
Posts: 1925
Joined: Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:07 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#17

Post by bovarchist » Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:26 pm

So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?

Badger3k
.
.
Posts: 3466
Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:53 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#18

Post by Badger3k » Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:44 pm

bovarchist wrote:So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?
Considering how small and impotent his "pharyngulation" is these days, I think it's already happened.

Hmm...PZ Myers....Pumpkin.....there's a fantasy for ya'. Maybe Yeminy can write a, er, "poem" about it.

John Greg
That's All Folks
That's All Folks
Posts: 2669
Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:05 pm
Location: New Westminster, BC, Canada
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#19

Post by John Greg » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:38 pm

/ahem

...

Sound of FTBees buzzin'

Everythin' gettin' fuzzin'

As you nimble on my squiddles

Your pumpkin in me dribbles

On your fingerses

Oh my pharyngeses ... ula

The sensations so slymery

I'm posting and rhymerly

Screaming in skepchicky

Hopin' tis FTB


/jus sayin'


Kirbmarc
.
.
Posts: 10563
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:29 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#21

Post by Kirbmarc » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:22 am

Miri Mogilevsky, Mistress of Insanity, telling us to shut up and starting to praise and please her already.

Kirbmarc
.
.
Posts: 10563
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:29 am
Contact:

Re: Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers

#22

Post by Kirbmarc » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:23 am

(Oh God, I think I may have destroyed my libido for the next week)

Post Reply