katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.
The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."
And now neither can I.
HoneyWagon wrote:People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.
My dirty stories almost always get their original inspiration from my masturbatory sex fantasies. They usually take twists and turns from the original fantasy, as I work to make the fantasies plausible, or to make the characters more interesting and human, or to find the backstory behind the sex scenes and figure out why these characters are having this sex and what it means to them and how their lives will be different because of it. But the germ of the story is almost always some sexual image that gets me off, and hard.
bovarchist wrote:So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?
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