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by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Holy shit -- we blew up Nordstream.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:04 pm
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Gumby wrote: A stray cat near my place.

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Wow. I'm gonna use that as my screensaver, thank you.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:25 pm
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Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'm wondering how much pancetta is in her panini.
Mmmm...gorgonzola!
We are going to Hell. (First round's on me!)
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:23 pm
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Jonathan Haidt resigns from NYU over compulsory DEI statement:
https://jonathanturley.org/2022/09/27/i ... statement/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:01 pm
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This fucker was eager to join me on the porch. I'd prefer to leave them be, but it came right at me up the steps. It's still wriggling an hour later.

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:56 am
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As the Meloni-meltdown begins and the MSM rushes to slap "Fascist" stickers all over her, all I can think about is what colour her knickers are and whether or not she has shaved a little "Hitler 'tache" into her pubes. https://hellas.postsen.com/content/uploads/2022/09/26/779aec6ca9.jpg I mean, I w...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:56 am
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Rachel Maddow is as bad, if not worse, than AJ. At least a few of his conspiracy theories turned out to be true.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:45 pm
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Louise Fletcher was so hot.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:54 am
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If you were wondering about her name ...
(I'm more interested in her zucca.)
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:42 am
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I don't what language she uses, I'm ready to be ordered about and make her a sandwich!

by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:17 am
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I love it when an Italian woman gets feisty https://twitter.com/MRobertsQLD/status/1574263707001008129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1574263707001008129%7Ctwgr%5E3de1ba33cc1df3ab0a25afd3b547fb11fe89ccf2%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2022%2F09%2...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:16 am
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If 'Auschwitz' catches you-- comparing covid mandates, restrictions, prejudice, or demogoguery-- to how the Nazis treated Jews... then Auschwitz replies with this cut&paste attack: https://i.imgur.com/uzwiOZG.jpeg Of course, it all started with accusing the Jews of being both disloyal and spreaders...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:33 am
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Giorgia Meloni, leader of Italy's center-right/populist coalition, is set to become Italy's first ever female prime minister, following Sunday's elections. You'd think this would be cause for joyous celebration, especially among feminists and assorted wokists. But no, all they can talk about is how ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:53 pm
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Speaking of treatments meant for horses, Biden voters will willingly take them to get high, but not to treat Covid: https://apple.news/Az0FqxuS3Q1ynOCL_8KUJZA Ohhh, Rompun™. Equine dentists use that a lot as a sedative, but every 250 horses or so have the exact opposite reaction -- they freak out. ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:28 am
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. When your immune system is a subscription service... https://i.imgur.com/ltF9FFK.png It's stunning how many otherwise intelligent people will tell you, with blank glassy eyes, that the vax is only intended to lessen the severity of the symptoms. I want to say, 'Huh? Cuz I don't vaccinate my horse...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:04 pm
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Service Dog wrote: as a token of his PZ-like lust for her stale, droopy grunge pose.
I read that as a slightly different word first time around.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:02 pm
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Service Dog wrote:
For example, he is the designer of a typeface called "Biden Bold", shown on this poster-- which he designed. What a putz!

It's fucking design by ColorForms™.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 8:05 am
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Aren't the patriotic boomers-- despite their individualistic rhetoric-- in-favor of a pledge of allegiance collectivism? Is the key issue collectivism vs individualism? It kind of seems to me that the libertarians have the invisible hand of the market, and the woke have the privilege stack, lived e...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:34 am
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And I must be a closet collectivist, to meld our quotes into one.

Either that, or the coffee's still brewing.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:33 am
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Service Dog wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: But-- despite my initial reaction being to agree with your thesis-- my contrarian brain also disputes it.
You're such an individualist, you're chary to collectively agree with even one other person! :lol:
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:07 pm
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:20 pm
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e? My brother's response was hair-trigger raised-voice red-face no-discussion outrage: Fuck 'Em! And fuck the religious exemptions & everything else! I count him & other family members-- among the MILLIONS who really don't fathom... what they did, when they banned us from restaurants. Fired us from...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 23, 2022 5:50 pm
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Service Dog wrote:
This version is browse-able, without logging-in to a twitter account:

https://nitter.net/citizens_sanity
https://forsanity.org
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 22, 2022 10:01 am
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LOL. A whiny gay friend of my down-to-earth tranny friend called out the tranny friend for posting "that nazi stonetoss'" cartoons. An amusing facebook Donnybrook ensued.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:58 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
Check this beast out.

FTFY
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:35 am
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I used the rubber balls, not the paint-filled ones. First time I got the bear, I must've hit it 20 times before it made it into the brush. Second time, I caught it scrounging in the feed room at the barn. It ran it as soon as it heard me, so I had to use indirect fire into the bushes as it skedaddle...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:01 am
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most folks wouldn't want to have what it takes. Yeah. In the artworld I inhabit-- we ain't talking about olympian perfection & dedication. "What it takes" may include gaps in being a complete person. In the case of this redhead-- I was taken-aback days-ago, by some of the oblivious things she said....
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:58 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Personally, I prefer painball guns - the shots have weight, it's stings like buggery (90% of the time, you know when you've been hit) and it's much, much harder to cheat.
And bears who show up for the garbage buffet hate getting plunked by them!
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:54 am
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Compounding that the rifles aren't nearly as accurate as their real life counterparts My cheap pistols have about 250 fps, and you can track the weaving & bobbing of the pellets with the bare eye. I bought a bunch for about $8 each from Walmart when I was handgun shopping to get a feel for grips. T...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:28 am
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WHIPLASH? I've seen the trailer & the big finale. It's better if one doesn't know the finale, but still worth taking in the whole movie. Point is, with professional musicians as with dancers or actors, everyone wants to be one, but not only don't most folks have what it takes (I mean not just the r...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:01 pm
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Dog, have you seen WHIPLASH?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:02 pm
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An interesting & thorough analysis which places the sinking of Hood 2 minutes earlier than the official time.

http://www.kbismarck.com/hood-sinking001.pdf
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:03 pm
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I have two horses who chew up the seat of my quad if I'm slow to feed. I pop 'em on the butts with an airsoft pistol I keep on the porch. The one horse has learned to clear off at the sound of the slide racking (spring action), but the other still gallops off when the mystery thing bites him. That's...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:58 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Holy shit, I need to get out more. This really became yet another tedious shit-post.
Well, the handgun techniques you suggested a while back had miraculous results. :D
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:55 am
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Butt - the butt of the weapon should be placed into the fleshy part of the shoulder (avoid butt-to-bone contact!) ensuring the curvature of the butt-pad is filled by flesh. Not too high, not too low, plenty of practice required to get it just right. Left hand - the hand-guard should rest lightly up...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 18, 2022 2:51 pm
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Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: With a prone Lauren Southern, however, I'd place the beaten zone to the rear.
Agreed.

She'd have a few sore spots but not on her shoulder!

:P
After she was done shooting, I'd also let her use my bore snake.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:36 am
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With a prone Lauren Southern, however, I'd place the beaten zone to the rear.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:31 am
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BLACK HAWK DOWN has a gratifying scene of UH-1s clearing a roof of Skinnies.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:18 pm
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Lauren Southern, in stretch pants, prone, firing an MG 42. And Brive thought this was just in his dreams.

by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:59 am
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That must be where the ChiComs buy their diamonds to bribe the Bidens with.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/28/chinese-t ... 0-million/

Spies like them don't get sent to the wildfires. We take them them out back.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 16, 2022 10:02 am
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I'd put every one of those fashion industry cunts on the fire line with McLeods . They'd all be crying for their mommies after a few minutes. Most'd be dead from exhaustion after an hour, and the world would be a far, far better place. The #MosquitoFire has burned 69,908 acres across Placer and El D...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:29 am
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You can stay in the country, but you can't stay here! Haha. The richest people in the country say they will help, but the migrants have to go somewhere else. Afterall... Martha's Vinyard is "The best place on the planet". Great interview with a "not in my backyard" cunt. https://www.capecodtimes.co...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:20 pm
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:18 am
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A 'firenado' above the #MosquitoFire, now 65,000 acres, 20% contained. OV-10 Bronco spotter circling low, one of the LATs (MD-80??) above. mosquito firenado.jpg Massive evacuations. Lots of animals, too. My friend breeds bengal cats. She took in 120 bengals from another breeder who are all roaming h...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 13, 2022 6:48 pm
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https://media.patriots.win/post/z2er6qee511W.png https://twitter.com/SKMorefield/status/1569511492365729792 A shod foot to the head or face = a deadly weapon. The thug should be charged for attempted murder. And if you see anyone do this, you can help them take the Boy's Room Temperature Challenge.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:45 am
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Heh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RDaPV_rJ1Y&t=2s The comments section is hilarious! Not only are the producers of this show playing footloose and fancy-free with the facts surrounding the "amazonian" warriors (spoiler: they got humped by the French), they're also ignoring, erasing or flat-ou...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:52 am
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I like your half age plus 7 years formula I think that's from the Koran? And that's for a wife. For random acts of vaginal vandalism in 2022... half-your-age, forget the 7. Unless you're muslim.... then forget the half-your-age/ and 7 year olds beware. One and a half plus seven. Mohammad waiting a ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:47 am
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John D wrote: I am shocked by how many young people are fat. Really. They are limiting their available sex partners positions simply because they are fat.
FTFY
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:44 am
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That the afterparty to Biden's speech?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:59 am
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Pyro-cumulus cloud from the #MosquitoFire, about 20 miles from me. 30,000 acres, 0% contained. Fire planes are grounded. Smoke is spreading all over the region; it's thick and nasty here at the ranch, the sun is a dull orange and the solar won't charge properly. AQI is like 900. Got sick just walkin...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:47 am
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Anyway, I'm just curious if this is yet another symptom of growing old? Yes. Learned a new bit of slang that's probably perfect for this place - vagalism. Vagalism is the aftermath of an extremely vigorous bout of rough sexual intercourse - a smoking, bruised and badly vandalized vagina. The person...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:40 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENEedWy_kU https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1562905428887048192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1562905428887048192%7Ctwgr%5Ef64acaf436edc98929dcff368c0019a28aa1fa55%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fredstate.com%2Fnick-arama%2F2022%2F08%...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:20 pm
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Gumby wrote: IMG_5456-8x10-SD-LUM-Small.jpg
Those Russkis sure came up with some great designs!
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:13 pm
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Gumby wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I thought they were gonna skip Charles and go straight to Willy. Just so long as it's not the Duke of Cuck-ex.
Not much to worry about there, seeing as all of William's small children are ahead of Mr. Markle.
Meghan strikes me as the type who'd off her rival for the cheerleading squad.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:18 pm
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After a shitty week, I did a little Labor Day retail therapy and scored some deals. Home Depot had big discounts on Milwaukee tools, plus free batteries. Got an orbital sander + 2 batteries for the usual price of the tool alone, a jig saw + battery for $40 more than the battery. I have pressing proj...