If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Hey, figured I'd stop by and say hello, since y'all been payin' so much attention to me, and all. :D <Tenses up, waiting for laptop to start melting, earthquakes, wars and rumors of wars, dogs and cats living together... ... ...> Hmmm... Nothing seems to be happening. Goddammit, this isn't fair. Wha...