If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Having boycunts and girlcocks is iffy
Surgeons add and subtract in a jiffy
It's not much of a reach
To request two of each
And in tight trousers look rather spiffy

I have made an amazing discovery A testicle's just like an ovary Only on the outside Where there's nowhere to hide So I roll them around like a rosary Your reproductive anatomy's quite good, Prob'ly includes the clitoral hood, But I think that you've missed, And you may be quite pissed, The fact th...

I have made an amazing discovery
A testicle's just like an ovary
Only on the outside
Where there's nowhere to hide
So I roll them around like a rosary

Ape+lust wrote:*Nods respectfully in Shermertron's direction*

And a BIG thumbs up to The Yeti for untangling the nitwit's knotted confabulations.

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In which Myers is chastised by his commenters for being "cissexist" and "erasing/invalidating trans people" by referring to vaginas as "female anatomy". :lol: https://archive.today/g2lHf Hereâ€™s a sample test in which a group of men were asked to demonstrate their knowledge of female anatomy with ...

Scented Nectar wrote:
Um, I don't want to complain, but why's he only got a semi? I used to see those things stand at full attention, back in the day. 8-)

So ... how's your Peterbilt?
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http://i.imgur.com/HxiXdbc.png My thoughts on seeing this wonderful outfit? I don't think I ever appreciated ST:TOS as much as I do now. Is this is a thinly-veiled reference to the internet rumor that Troi's outfits were selected to conceal the "fact" that Marina Sirtis has uneven-sized breasts? A ...

PZ has a post at FTB discussing mens' apparent lack of knowledge of the female reproductive system. Reading the comments has left me shaking and crying -- the trans-misogyny is just too much to bear. Not once does anyone mention those females whose reproductive system consists of a penis and testic...

another lurker wrote:I am sick of seeing cars objectified.

And the sign says No Porking.

In Russia, fruitcake eats you.
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katamari Damassi wrote:
Shatterface as Guest wrote:In the interest of innuendo I should add that stollen looks like spotted dick.

Shatterface
Well he did order it from a XXX website.

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I could see the appeal on a lonely winter night ...

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I think it's just dog dicks she's afraid of.

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Whilst grading exams for the nonce
The professor's considered response
As the nonce preferred cleft
Didn't ace it, he effed
For proclaiming 'vive la difference'

Sir, did I assume emus said 'Idris'?

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Jiminy Cricket wrote:
At least you let me keep my vowels. I was sure that all PZ needed was a conscience....

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I tried looking up 'White Christmas' and Bing got caught in a self-referential loop.

https://twitter.com/pzmyers/status/545900646042324992 "I'm not bovvered. NOT bovvered. Does this face look ... bovvered? Not. Bovvered. End of." I'm sure that PZ will be providing evidence of Michael's dishonesty right after he backs up his claim that Michael provides a haven for rapists. I wonder ...

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I've been gone for a few months. Could somebody give me the skinny on the Mykeru flounce? From what I can gather it had something to do with doxing and/or taking out an ad in PZ's hometown newspaper. See post #52886 his penultimate post at approximately here http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?...

There was an old fellow named Pizzle
Who cross-bred his fish with a chisel
The dicks of the fishes
Grew big as knishes
And sometimes he wonders if his'll

Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm. :whistle: [youtube]ySI9e_Lq3rM[/youtube] Again, no mention of Sibrel's poke in the chest with the bible, not mere words, having triggered Aldrin's reflexive response. But contemporaneous 2002 CBSnews article reports "The police spokesman added that witnesses have come fo...

Sibrel failed to convince the prosecutor because he is fucking Buzz Aldrin. He gets to punch pushy idiots. It's in the constitution, that first part that nobody ever reads. Well sure, that's why said helps expain. May have influenced the witness' recollections as well. Also the fact tbat right afte...

Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm. :whistle: [youtube]ySI9e_Lq3rM[/youtube] Again, no mention of Sibrel's poke in the chest with the bible, not mere words, having triggered Aldrin's reflexive response. But contemporaneous 2002 CBSnews article reports "The police spokesman added that witnesses have come fo...

King Pharyngula looked down on the feast of Skepticon
Feminism all around, stegosaurus leapt upon
From his perch he viewed the drones
All their minds a-frozen
Teaching allies to obey
When their balls are squozen

In the jeering stands a doxxer and a blighter by his trade
And he carries the reminder of every post that cut him down
or knocked him 'til he typed out with his letters bolded red
"You're an asshole and I ban you," your IP and email's fed
to the hoard.

lie lie lie ...

anagram:
pz myers hot toroid gate == hir mod prostate zygote

Of course, given that (a) it's okay to doxx rapists and harassers and (b) all slymepitters are rapists and harassers, one must conclude that it's okay to doxx any slymepitter. Could get interesting.

And in many cases, Iâ€™m anti-punching. But god damn, did Sibrel ever deserve that punch. Had it been the other way around â€“ had Sibrel followed Aldrin around, harassing him for a minute, before Sibrel punched Aldrin in the face â€“ I would vehemently condemn the act. Does this make me a punching...

Some Lurker wrote:mundanematt addresses Rebecca's doxing of skeptickle:
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What a genius, starting off by rebroadcasting what he later says should not have been broadcast.

SkepticalCat wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Forget the 'roos. Where are the Dropbears?!?
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Cockette:
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Coquette:
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Raw cotton displays in store windows = nazi swastika to black folks http://www.salon.com/2014/12/10/im_not_a_sales_assistant_partner/ On one hand, I get it. On another, no. Is raw cotton picked in Egypt a thought crime against american blacks? Did you read the part where she says that her taste in ...

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Around here "hentai rape" means twine and a chicken.

Hey 'Pitlordz and 'Pitladeez, I just ran my first half-marathon today. My goals were pretty simple and not very lofty: 1) finish the race, 2) finish it in under 3 hours, 3) no puking, 4) no passing out or otherwise collapsing, 5) walk the mile to my car after the race without limping. Achieved all ...

JacquesCuze wrote:Someone turn off Data's pedantic chip, it's being humped to death by Data's malfunctioning humor chip.

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screwtape wrote:Looks like we have a bow tie that might be unfriendly to girls who otherwise would consider STEM careers:

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It looked alright in stills but on video it was a bit loud.

To be honest, I would not have banned him, but I understand why it was done, and how hard it must have been to come to that conclusion. There was really no right course of action here. He's not quite banned yet. AIUI he haz a dozen or so hours to use the gift of mendacity passed down from his grand...

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Clarence wrote:I gotta shoop one of those with SUEY!

Preparing to soothe a sunburnt coed:
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BlueShiftRhino wrote:
Will someone please 'shop in a chainsaw so I can find this erotic, too?

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Brain representations of social thoughts predict autism diagnoses: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/12/141202144827.htm For the study, Just and his colleagues scanned the brains of 17 adults with high-functioning autism and 17 neurotypical control participants. The participants were asked ...

For a few moments there, I held the undisputed Pit Moobs title.

dog puke wrote:No Nec!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!

Does this mean our glorious leader has Ass Purgers Syndrome?

:rimshot:

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katamari Damassi wrote:I hope Nec didn't drive Christopher Filth away. He's become one of my favorite Pitters.

Could also be "Cocksucking Fatty"

Rather than STEM fields, it seems FfTB'ers tend toward Feminism, Education, Linguistics, Culture, History.

Name: Cxxxxxxxxxx Fxxxx

I'd like to buy a vowel.

... aaaand Michael Nugent doesn't disappoint this week http://www.michaelnugent.com/2014/12/01 ... able-theo/

I've never fucked a pumpkin
That would be really something
But not the thrill
Tom Bombadil
Would get from Fatty Lumpkin

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