If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Ape, for your next picture can you shoop PZ and Carrier playing Subbuteo together and add some text like "we are so cowabunga and down with the kids" and "Yes, we are totally radical. Eat my shorts."

Nice work on that picture, Ape. I'll admit to a chortle or two when I saw it.

John D wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:Q) Does society generally view the 3 dots emanating from any childishly drawn cock as representative of jizz or piss?

(I said piss. My lass said jizz. We still aren't talking to each other)
I always assumed it was jizz. But I am no artist!

I can fall out with you too, John.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm pretty sure BTHB is trolling. Might need some confirmation first, though...

Howay, Phil...
http://thiswastv.files.wordpress.com/20 ... umbo_2.png

Really?

Q) Does society generally view the 3 dots emanating from any childishly drawn cock as representative of jizz or piss?

(I said piss. My lass said jizz. We still aren't talking to each other)

Ed Brayton, who left FTB because Peez had become too toxic: Things That Make Me Ashamed to Be an American … Predictably, incredibly bigoted and stupid assholes came crawling out from under their rock to rage…. .. Arrested under what law, you fucking moron? .... ... These are just racist, bigoted as...

Speaking of the SJW dearest daughter, I have just complete her Christmas presents. Homemade as requested pre-Facebook blocking, so as not to trample on any anti-capitalist save-the-earth sentiments. Oh for fuck's sake, that's ridiculous. I'm sorry. The silliest part is, I bet there are any number o...

ERV wrote:Fluevogs are really fucking ugly, tho.

I cant find one pair I *like*, much less would actually pay $400 for. Fuck they are ugly.

Fuck.

:confusion-shrug:

Yeah, but you'd still look fit wearing a pair of Aldi carrier bags, so....

Speaking of the SJW dearest daughter, I have just complete her Christmas presents. Homemade as requested pre-Facebook blocking, so as not to trample on any anti-capitalist save-the-earth sentiments. I await the report from the siblings on whether it was handed out to a random homeless person. I'd l...

Last week, I bought my first Viz in years while thinking of you. Welcome back, man! Whether your stay is short or long, it's great to see you! Viz? Really? I didn't inspire you to buy a Tolstoy novel or a volume of Brechtian poetry? No... you thought of me and bought Viz. Fucking Viz. That's harsh,...

The Witcher 3 is a miles better RPG. Miles better. The Ladies Of The Wood quest is probably my favourite part of any game. Ever. Worth the price of the game alone. [youtube]GrEX4_UVb8A[/youtube] Yeah - This looks really good. But how come Gran is from Dudley ? HAHA. No idea, mate. One of my fave th...

Last week, I bought my first Viz in years while thinking of you. Welcome back, man! Whether your stay is short or long, it's great to see you! Viz? Really? I didn't inspire you to buy a Tolstoy novel or a volume of Brechtian poetry? No... you thought of me and bought Viz. Fucking Viz. That's harsh,...

Lists of demands from university students: http://www.thedemands.org/ Read 'em and weep. I demand Italy resurrect the Roman Empire and force it to give me stuff in reparation for their invasion of Britain and the possible enslavement of my ancestors. Good luck. My case against Duke William the Bast...

Lumberjack Of Colour

Welder Of Colour

Postman Of Colour

"Faculty Of Colour"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Ban the use of “illegal aliens”, “illegal immigrants”, “wetback”, and any racially charged term on Dartmouth-sanctioned programming materials and locations." I like how they are implying "wetback" is as racially charged as "illegal immigrant". Christ. What should we call them, then? People of non-l...

Suet Cardigan wrote:Lists of demands from university students:

http://www.thedemands.org/

Read 'em and weep.

I demand Italy resurrect the Roman Empire and force it to give me stuff in reparation for their invasion of Britain and the possible enslavement of my ancestors.

comhcinc wrote:My offer stands. I would hate for you to have to deal with it.

You can't have my XBox. I still need it to play The Witcher 3

Question: Is anybody playing Fallout 4? If so, a second question: Do you think it's wank? 171 hours so far. I've only made to just past the first plot twist. Part of the reason it's taking so long is that (a) the plot's kind of long and (b) I have one character for each major faction because of lat...

The Witcher 3 is a miles better RPG. Miles better.
The Ladies Of The Wood quest is probably my favourite part of any game. Ever. Worth the price of the game alone.
[youtube]GrEX4_UVb8A[/youtube]

Question: Is anybody playing Fallout 4? If so, a second question: Do you think it's wank? P.A. is. That's why that cunt isn't around right now. I don't have a system that will play it. Heard it's awesome. It's less than awesome. Buggy as fuck and the Settlement mechanic (which should be mint) is sh...

Kirbmarc wrote:
Some SJWs might accept your cock-scones if you declare to be a trans woman and so have a girlcock.

No. It's gonorrhoea from a normal, male, over-wanked cock. No trans-scabs here, chum.

Question: Is anybody playing Fallout 4?
If so, a second question: Do you think it's wank?

Lsuoma wrote:Wotcher, cunt!

Now then!

Service Dog wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:Vic Sage.
Viccy S.
Sagers.
Sagey V.

One day he will make a comment. And the world will tremble.
http://www.vicsage.com/gallery/published/mystsusp1d.jpg

Curiouser and curiouser.

I mean....
"Johnny G!!!!"

Johnny D!!!

Did anybody hear about that minging cow @stavvers making bread with the infected parmesan sauce scraped from her dildo? Then went on to claim the negative comments she was getting were because of misogyny and a hatred of vaginas? What fucking planet is she living on? Get a fucking wash, love, you sc...

You massive bell.

CONC!!!!

Vic Sage.
Viccy S.
Sagers.
Sagey V.

One day he will make a comment. And the world will tremble.

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa 'sup niggers? Is it really you?!?! You missed all of the excitement of Skepticon 8. Bob Hoskins brought a guy onstage to question him about his hatred of black people. I missed nothing! It was well funny. I was lurking occasionally like a massive faggot. I just need...

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa

'sup niggers?

Hi everyone. just checking in to say thanks for the laughs and everything. it's been great while I've been here but real life is closing in and I won't be around anymore. Thanks for everything and keep up the good work.

Hi all. have I missed anything major in the past 10 days? Haven't had chance to pop in much. Parsehole! *kiss* Nowt major as far as I can recall. Elyse, as you can see, is being all mental again. Jacklynn Glenn has been caught plagiarizing, leading to much bean-hoggling on the part of Rebecca Watso...

Hi all.
have I missed anything major in the past 10 days? Haven't had chance to pop in much.

ED article of the day is about Rationalwiki: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/RationalWiki Every time I've been on Rational Wiki due to a random bingery, it is a horrible disappointment. Cheer yourself up by browsing any random article on TV tropes and following the links. Never a disappointment bu...

John Greg wrote:I just want to quietly say something, between us pals:

You folks, all of you, are really something special. You really are.

:shhh:

And it's true.

You are, quite literaly, life savers.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

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Isn't it amazing? We live in a world where the SJW's can rationalise fucking corpses and children but morally object to a man having sex with a glorified toaster in a wig.

One thing the baboons are always good for, and which will be regrettably lost at FtB's inevitable demise, is how they have a tendency to let their imaginations override reality. Here's 'Zibble', expressing s/h/it's concern about sexbots on Peez's Milo wank pizza post: I find it really funny that th...

And here's further evidence the Horde consists of incredibly healthy people. cartomancer 18 September 2015 at 12:15 pm I would have thought that introducing artificial intelligence to masturbation aids would be a backward step. One of the reasons I find masturbation vastly more enjoyable than tryin...

Ape+lust wrote:http://imgur.com/rnwgf7t.jpg

http://imgur.com/SpJac0P.png

hahahaha!

Someone more talented than me (looks fondly at Ape Lust) needs to do an image where it's Jimmy Savile, Ian Watkins, Rolf Harris, Josef Fritzl (and whoever else) and Butts and call it "Edgelords inc." in the style of Monsters inc.

In fact, I went back to the Tumblr search by and typed in “fat” and “obese” and didn’t get the same splash page asking if I needed help. I was actually greeted with suggestions for other search terms such as “plus size,” “curvy,” and “body positivity.” Typing in obese gave me similar options, inclu...

Worth a look. http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/09/17/lifestyle/tumblrs-social-justice-consistently-wrong-danger-users/#1 Today I learned if you type "thin" into tumblr's search bar this pops up: http://cdn3.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/everything-okay.jpg But if you type "obese" or "fat" you ...

Elyse having a go at a bloke for 'creepy tattoos' when her own body looks like E.T. ?
Cheeky cunt.

> If you divide 9 by 11 and multiply the result by 666 then plus two for the twin towers, and subtract the result by 5 (for the sides of the Pentagon) you get George Bush's height in inches.
> Fuck off with your bumbers.

Jan Steen wrote:
John D wrote: Dividing fractions... that's a tough one!
Yeah, especially with numbers pulled from your posterior.

Also known as "Bumbers"

Joy. Jordan Owen's version of Sarkeesian Effect has dropped. Stream 2 1/2 hrs on Vimeo for $3.99. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/thesarkeesianeffect https://twitter.com/hashtag/thesarkeesianeffect?src=hash Probably more entertaining is Owen's bizarre project update from 2 weeks ago. [youtube]ruO_hnQfJx...

James Caruthers wrote:
deLurch wrote:[youtube]L5TtvBhzmtI[/youtube]
:cdc:

What???
I'm no "republican" but I would love to hear the arguments for this statement (without watching the video, of course).

Metal gear solid 5 phantom pain. .. pretty much fucking up all my social obligations this week. Tony , play it. Hilarious and actually sexist things happen. Jesus Christ I actually asked the bloke in the shop about it. Told him that the Metal Gear series so far doesn't interest me at all (hated the...

Cnutella wrote:
I find the fact that his probability estimate is precise to five decimal places particularly saucy. A lesser man might have weakened and rounded down.

That's what makes it so.......Wow.

-> Update <-- Hi gang. I thought I should give you all a general update as to the status of The John Greg PayPal Life Support System . I think I've met the goal to pay my overdue taxes, and so not have to worry about the CRA descending on me like a raving raging hyena. But I am still short of the g...

deLurch wrote:https://slimgur.com/images/2015/09/14/b ... 6086a6.jpg

HAAAAAAaaaaa.....Did you make that?

Having some fun with Dr. Richard Carrier PhD http://i.imgur.com/ds0SZkr.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OPtpDzZ.jpg http://www.patheos.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/2015/09/richard-carriers-dishonesty.html Christ on a bike..... Did Carrier actually make that calculation? 0.25367?? Never in the world. I refus...

"Complained the dolphins did not cure their cancer"
Christ.....I can totally imagine the type of people who would do that.

Madame Butthurt is arising from her slumbers. http://imgur.com/yImuuYd.png Gender terrorists. Get the fuck outta here. "....the best years of my life stolen from me by gender terrorists" Gender Terrorist> "GET IN THAT BED AND DON'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN THIS WAREHOUSE FULL OF WHIPPED CREAM!" Mel...

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