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by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/11/18/a-fictional-conversation-between-islamic-terrorists-and-the-people-who-make-up-excuses-for-them/ A Fictional Conversation Between Islamic Terrorists and the People Who Make Up Excuses for Them I wonder how many whiney apologists will be found ...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Bye Guest_27324df6. So, back to the real important issues for atheists, such as delusional trannies and washed up never-been atheist "celebrities" . Which brings me to our favourite never-been canuck Lousy. I've had a quick peek at his SK8 post. Interestingly, and with complete disregard to the fac...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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I kind of share Guest_27...'s opinion of Atheist blogs and forums, though I don't include the Slymepit because I think it's more than an atheist forum. But places like Friendly Atheist? Hell yeah. How many times can you read some post about something stupid a fundamentalist christian did and then r...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Atheist forums and "communities" are worthless. Fucking endless masturbating about pointless narcissistic drama. People here are clearly too busy adressing the real important issues for atheists, such as delusional trannies and washed up never-been atheist "celebrities" like Myers and Watson. Oh do...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Hey guest, or anybody. ..

What is the deal with the orange clit
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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fuzzy wrote:What an amazing coincidence that the primary controversy in each of the last two skepticons have swirled around Mx. Muscato.
I think she skipped last year.

She won skepticalmania VI and VIII
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Remember that it was Danielle (as Dave) at SK6 (?) who reported having a gun brandished at xim. Yup. https://archive.is/o7P0K How dare Muscato press charges for merely having a loaded pistol pointed at him/ when black people are being shot?! White tears. What was outcome of the case? I'm not clicking
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Guest_0048cc29 wrote:We were without power for 6 hours, forced to eat ice cream, listen to piano and play Clue by firelight.
And THEN fucking WAVE Broadband took another 6 hours to come back up.

I am setting up a patreon, gofundme, and anti-harassment video series.
Hahaha
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:12 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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In the light of the Paris attacks the US should adopt the metric system in solidarity. FACT: No two countries who use the metric system ever dropped atom bombs on each other. That will no longer be a FACT if we adopt the metric system. Service dog got us a book on this shit, and soon enough we'll b...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:07 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Butler and Mizzou should have gone with NASA shirts rather than black power fist.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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It's those guys that we mentioned in the pit a while back. "Up your snoot snout" etc... maybe you missed it. I miss a lot. I uninstalled Flash a year ago, so I don't see embeds. I have to dig out the code, construct an URL, and enter it into another browser tab to see videos. "All of them good." 13...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:01 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/60/Frogsraciallyours.jpg/220px-Frogsraciallyours.jpg Racially Yours - The Frogs This is their so-called 'most offensive album of all time'. It was recorded in the very early 90's. They claim to have tried to shop it around to various labels for near...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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[youtube]xfPDruLWik8[/youtube] Get up. Stand up. Stand up. Or sit down. For your rights. Da fuq is this? This guy sounds like he learned everything he knows about music from a shortwave tuned to 1968. [youtube]yO26YwWm97M[/youtube] "We have over 1400 songs recorded. All of them good." - The Frogs [...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:47 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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In conclusion, American science textbooks are for our farmers to use, with familiar measurements, because our supercolliders are backyard projects cobbled-together from spent handgun bullet casings and duct tape; constructed on Sunday Afternoons by our all-volunteer citizen science militias. [youtu...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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There is a young fellow named Carrier Who likes to have sex without barrier And each time he spooges Evokes the three stooges But Curlier, Moe-er and Larrier The way to score with a chick Is first, join a nerdy clique And upon the dance floor Impress with your terpsichore Then casually mention your...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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haha, didn't notice the picture was a shoop when I grabbed it off apelust's picture.

good shit.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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http://imgur.com/VpoFuOx.jpg

[youtube]xfPDruLWik8[/youtube]

Get up. Stand up. Stand up. Or sit down.
For your rights.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:24 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Or maybe she's like this idiot friend of Steve Shives. Bearded. Balding. Still schwinging. No tits. Prefers Jersey Douchebag clothing styles. No effort to feminize at all. AND ALL WOMAN , YOU BIGOTTED MOTHERFUCKERS [youtube]5GQ7DY6etbo[/youtube] Just made my day. Didn't think something could top "I...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:51 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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It looks to me as though the "We...for justice" has a card covering the space where another word should be. And I'll bet my car that word was "stand". And I'd bet my mortgage you are 100% correct about the reason for this. :doh: I think you guys are right about that. It speaks megaphone-boosted vol...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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If Dave Muscato stopped playing bass, stopped atheist activism, stopped attaching himself to lefty causes... I don't think there would be much demand for an short bald fat hairy dumpy man... with no money, status, & not much goin' on. I've got it better than Muscato does in unearned ways-- like bei...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:42 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Engage scrolling finger - your choice whether at low speed or high speed. Meyers is getting thrown around the ring by a commenter who claims to be in a position of employment similar to his, and with a similar history of talent recruitment. And no sign of Cainaji, who is one of the very few remaini...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Service Dog wrote:
Guestus Aurelius wrote:Our dear old dog died.

:(
[youtube]jywzVV3jEm8[/youtube]
That was beautiful. Didn't expect to cry like a muscle taco this morning.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Guestus Aurelius wrote:Thanks y'all.

I don't cry often, but tonight my eyes are like this penis:


:cdc:

(i.e., they are secreting fluid rather conspicuously)


[youtube]pftq6kHXDvw[/youtube]

A dog's life
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:12 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Steersman wrote:
Guestus Aurelius wrote:Our dear old dog died.

:(
Sorry to hear it. Pets really can be large, and important, parts of our lives.
It learned empathy.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:02 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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comhcinc wrote:
Couch wrote:Hey, bit of a random inquiry - has there ever been discussion of a 'Pit Podcast? I've had a quick search, as brief as it was fruitless. Thanks.

I am working toward one. Others have shown interest. I am hoping to have something going after the new year.
I'll call in if you want. :) sounds fun
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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I just showed my wife the pictures of Danielle muscle taco

"If I saw that person in the ladies room, my first thought would be to call the cops."
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Good job Stan brooks

Aka

Aneris
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Really? wrote:I loved this exchange at Eberhard's. An SJW accidentally says that Danielle Muscato is just pretending to be a woman.

http://i.imgur.com/ebSKn5e.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ndw973W.png
LIKE A DUCK

by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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I'm quietly horrified to discover that Danielle is only about 30 or so. wait, really? I'd have swore 40 at best. Jesus. She looks like a much older pronoun. She's my age? possibly younger? I thought she was pushing 50, and those pictures of mama Dave were from 2000. He [sic] already looked like a m...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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HoneyWagon wrote:And Mark Schierbecker put this up:
https://medium.com/@schierbecker/a-few- ... 2d5976e611
Perfect!

He raped and killed with kindness.
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Did you know that you can get HIV from a New York City public toilet?
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU GOT HER TO REBLOG YOUR SHIT EATING PICTURE!!!!? BRAVO MAN!! Yeah, it was weird. I wasn't expecting Zvan, of all people, to do that. You know she has the levity of a brick, always deadly serious. So she sticks a link inside a post, warning about "ugliness" or somesuch. Da...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:17 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Over at Pharyngula, the jimmies are officially rustled. https://archive.is/zqwIE Great work! Well, look at that. I usually put more work into images than most people would guess. But then I make a throwaway and that's the one Peez gets excited about :lol: Funny, he's never said anything about the p...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Quick pointless thought about urinals: What's the purpose in many restrooms of having one urinal placed lower so that kids/short people can use it while elevating the others? Why not place them all at the lower height so that all are accessible to everyone? After all, peeing in a downward direction...
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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comhcinc wrote:I want to go to Fang's bar. I will make a trip to New York, a place I have never been but always wanted to live, just to go to Fang's bar.
No.

fang will have customers if you go. The story always stops when the customer arrives.
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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[youtube]9pKlW8p585c[/youtube]

skip to 3:42 to hear PZ Myers ranting at traffic
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Was it transphobic by using ms paint to make Dave look like a Danielle?

I think I'm celebrating her future look. Honestly, I think we she airbrush the shit out of her, caitlyn jenner style.
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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I called my tranny friend Fang, to ask his opinion of Danielle Muscato. Fang's face, facial hair, baldness & belly... are close-enough to Muscato, that you'd believe a pic of Fang was Muscato, minus 10 years of junkfood and sloth. Fang also walks-around with stubble, looking like a truck driver... ...
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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I called my tranny friend Fang, to ask his opinion of Danielle Muscato. Fang's face, facial hair, baldness & belly... are close-enough to Muscato, that you'd believe a pic of Fang was Muscato, minus 10 years of junkfood and sloth. Fang also walks-around with stubble, looking like a truck driver... ...
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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fuzzy wrote:
Cnutella wrote:
Shatterface wrote:That question about semen and a squirt gun? I'm asking for a friend.
It'll probably take more than you and one friend to fill a soaker.
http://sp4.fotolog.com/photo/20/39/80/b ... 4523_f.jpg
"she has the whitest teeth I've ever come across..." :rimshot: :bjarte:
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Ape+lust wrote:It's almost like the Universe is sending a message to barebacking spunk cannon Dick Carrier this week.

http://imgur.com/C3sxR7C.jpg

http://imgur.com/ihUboBr.jpg
That second story... I'm not saying I want a picture of a guy jerking off into a super soaker. But why show that picture?
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Breaking News. Speaking for American Atheists, we have Daniel... wait a minute, sorry we have a technical glitch. It says Danielle... Anyway, Daniel can we get your opinion on XYZ STORY.
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/ ... heists.jpg
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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The steers post above was halfway decent, for anyone with him on ignore.
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Really? wrote:These are tweets from TWO HOURS ago and look who already faved/retweeted:

http://i.imgur.com/s11cM4W.jpg

But that poor guy STILL thinks she's his friend.
Is it the bearded bitch? Muscletaco?
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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He also lists five counterarguments for the inevitable accusations of racism he'll receive. The strangest omission? No one has yet asked what the fuck a panel about the Mizzou situation has to do with skepticism. ESPECIALLY if the issue isn't being examined from any kind of skeptical viewpoint. I c...
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:12 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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But using "kid" across the board to refer to a young adult (not your own child) who has delay in development?? Really? Seems to me that denies the person's adulthood. What's the cut-off? Would you use "kid" to refer to a 30- or 40-year old person with significant "developmental delay", who was not ...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Commie I'm there with ya bud. I have very high-functioning aspergers, high enough so that I wasn't diagnosed until adulthood. That would have shattered my idea of trust, that's for sure. My daughter is on the spectrum, diagnosed officially 3 months ago as part of her integration into the state's vol...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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fuzzy wrote:


Weird sinks in there. I could barely fit my dick into the hole.
Weird sinks? Dumbass. Those are the female urinals. Plop a squat
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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fuzzy wrote:If i ever get a chance to h ave sex again, I'll be reaady.
Be sure those have not been stapled to a display or otherwise rendered useless.

Remember how dumb these people are.
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:30 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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I think it's truly a shame that the world will not get to see Service Dog's homeless privilege limo.

HoneyBunny, aren't you like super rich, and also recently 'blocked' by your kid? Sponsor a new kid!
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 9:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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frankly, I think the vids need to be on youtube so we can embed them here :)
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 9:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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frankly, I think the vids need to be on youtube so we can embed them here :)
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 9:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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You guys I figured out why the USSR fell. Not only is red a threatening, racist (redskins? etc.) color, it's also ableist to individuals with color-impaired vision. http://i.imgur.com/SfGZkAw.png There would be no "Aqua scare" of suspected communists nor would there be any interest in the "cornflowe...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:28 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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You guys today I was flapping my keeks in my dragon costume. I went square, slam, and regular dancing. I didn't slow dance, but I brought up poly too many young ladies. I've had to learn the lingo. "creeper alert!" "You play minecraft too? We have so much in common. " Ah yes another successful night...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
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Ok fuzzy, or anyone.

Why did they clear the dance floor to let a dragon furry kind of just stand there?

The video only download about 25 percent so far. What is going on