If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Well...there you go go. He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks! You’re just envious of Eric Swalwell who banged the honey in the fifth row, 3rd from the right. Wow. That quote went haywire. Supposed to be the Chinese pink marching brigade comment. Yeah. I was always hot for Kathy Valentine, who...

mordacious1 wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks!
You’re just envious of Eric Swalwell who banged the honey in the fifth row, 3rd from the right.

Wow. That quote went haywire. Supposed to be the Chinese pink marching brigade comment.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks!

You’re just envious of Eric Swalwell who banged the honey in the fifth row, 3rd from the right.

And we will need a 10% cut for The Big Guy...

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/kamal ... s-for-him/

I know I’m warped for finding this humorous and will probably rot in hell, but when she stated she’s a “experienced woman of the wilderness” who tripped over a log in the dark and broke her leg...and didn’t even get Advil, because they don’t have that in the Congo, I couldn’t stop laughing. I think ...

Vive La France! https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/09/world/europe/france-threat-american-universities.html Macron states that the woke nonsense is indigenous to the US and originates on American university campuses. Is this true? Or are these ideas brought into US universities through external actors...

Tucker makes his most straightforward defense of populism yet, as well as continuing his warnings about the growing totalitarianism of the Leftist Elite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdA-4eiCIe8&feature=youtu.be What a bunch of BS. If the paranoid right doesn't want to be treated as domestic ter...

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Aw...
Frau Bluecher (neigh) died.

I just wanted to say that Reddit/GameStop incident was hilarious. Wall Street doesn’t like being fucked with...too bad. They manipulate stocks all the time, when someone does it to them, they get pissed.
They lost billions.

One thing (of many) that I have a difficult time getting my tiny brain around is why, currently, the entire world goes batshit at the same time. In the old days, when American society was doing something ridiculous, the rest of the world would shake their heads and snort derision. Now, they join in ...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
Keating wrote: ↑ What do I have to do to get the next thread named after me?
Possibly demonstrate the after effects of being kicked in the head by a horse or of huffing crystal meth in urine fumes?

Ah, the ol’ “If you don’t agree with me, you have to be brain damaged or on drugs” argument.

https://i.imgur.com/dnomG8b.png https://archive.is/nXjOB So white is the way to go if you want a diverse, multi racial society. Black is all black. Brown is just brown. But White is a mix of all cultures, a sort of melting pot if you will. Seems to me that White is the only way to reach racial harm...

When I was a lad, my elderly neighbor told me stories about how he was involved in this: https://www.nps.gov/articles/bonus-expeditionary-forces-march-on-washington.htm#:~:text=In%20May%201932%2C%20jobless%20WWI%20veterans%20organized%20a,payment%20now%2C%20when%20they%20really%20needed%20the%20mone...

Reportedly, the zip ties means he was attempting to kidnap Nancy Pelosi. If he had a fistful of Trojans, that means he wanted to...no, I can’t think about that.

No, no, no and....well, no! This isn’t about Trump. Not a bit. He’s just one of the victims, he pulled back the curtain and they’re destroying him for it. It’s about a small group of authoritarian elites who want to change the culture. Everyone must agree with them or they will cancel you and destro...

The Left is vicious. Remember, the move to impeach Trump began months before he was elected: https://redoubtnews.com/2019/12/trump-impeachment-began-months-before-2016-election/ And now, the Senate may have a trial AFTER he leaves office. They HATE this man. They HATE his supporters. Trump threatens...

Washington "One-China" Policy Dead As Pompeo Lifts Restrictions On US-Taiwan Relations The embattled Trump administration has just nuked the decades long US recognition of the "One China" policy status quo in what surely constitutes the biggest shot across Beijing's bow after months of anti-China e...

Maybe we could host theRealDonaldTrump here at the Pyt? But I dunno...maybe the FascistTit would resent the competition. It WOULD be fun though, for the 30 seconds it lasts. Trump tweeted on the POTUS account today that he will form a competing company to Twitter, the POTUS account was immediately s...

It’s okay. In two weeks, Biden-the-Uniter will be in charge and we can all go back to singing Kumbaya, like back in the Obama era. By next year, we will be trying to remember what all the fuss was about. Right?

Tanya Roberts is dead again. They’re pretty sure this time. Maybe.

I’M NOT DEAD!!!

“ Actress Tanya Roberts is still alive -- she is hospitalized -- despite reports of her death over the weekend”.-FoxNews

So...Gerry Marsden. I remember when I first heard the song, “Mary, Cross of Mercy”. Which later turned out to be about a boat taking people across a river. Who knew?

I guess I’ll have to go with Ginger, now that the Wuhan got Mary Ann. She should have stayed on the island.

Great...more diversity: https://phys.org/news/2020-12-species-mammal-africa-montane-forests.html Actually, when I was a child (longer ago than last week, I SWEAR), we had jokes about elephants in trees. For example: Q Why do natives run through the jungle between 2 PM and 4 PM? A: That’s when the el...

All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.

John le Carre’ had his own Brexit.

Good lord:
https://www.revolver.news/2020/12/rhode ... mes-farce/

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ <snip>

And who are you people, and what have you done with my packet of gravel?????

We’re here, but we’re stoned.

Why I Liked Trump: He was entertaining. Nonstop. Everyday for four years.
Caveat: If Biden starts drooling down the front of his shirt while giving a speech, he wins the entertainment portion of our contest.

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ I hope everyone is not going to just leave that one hanging...

Like most men, he had better days before he tied the knot.

This long time game show host died today...

I swear. I just wanted to go a few blocks and bang my brown eyed girl.
https://www.rockcellarmagazine.com/van- ... ng-listen/

Forgive me, but I rather hope these two anti-masker heroines failed to send in postal votes for their hero before being arrested: Store security guard stabbed 27 times after asking sisters to wear masks Does allegedly getting stabbed 27 times hurt less than getting stabbed 27 times? Less life-threa...

Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first. It’s a US Army hospital...so, no. I should have said US Military hospital. It used to be a naval hospital, but now it has a National Military Hospital designation. In my experie...

Driftless wrote: ↑ Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first.

It’s a US Army hospital...so, no.

RE: Pence not being capable. The Left has hated Pence for a long time for several reasons, including: A) He is ultra religious. B) He was anti gay marriage. 3) He’s presents as a stiff. D) He’s a far right Republican. E) He refuses to be alone with women, other than his wife. Blah blah blah. He took...

Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. If he gets hit hard and is incapacitated, Pence takes over. Pence has been around Trump a lot lately. If he gets a bad case too, the wicked witch of the West will be in charge. FUN TIMES

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑ Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on?

A while back, they made a documentary on doing this for Germany. The documentary was called, “Das Boot”.

So, lots of people say marriage is between one man and one woman: how about between three women and four women? https://www.seattletimes.com/life/separated-by-the-pandemic-this-cross-border-couple-got-married-at-peace-arch-park/ Canadians have been concerned about importing mad cows disease for som...

Be careful out there guys:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/vie ... 48833.html

Sooo...a Canadian tried to assassinate the President of the United States. Isn’t that enough reason to invade?
Since a percentage of our forests are now cinders, we could use the lumber resources.
Also, the Democrats want more states. This would do it.

Postal workers in Chicago say it’s too dangerous to deliver the mail there: https://www.radio.com/wbbm780/news/local/chicago-postal-workers-may-stop-delivering-mail This can easily be solved. Welfare payments used to come via check through the mail. Postal workers were guaranteed safe passage throug...

Joe Biden nominated the stripper who is the mother of Joe’s sixth grandchild. When asked why he would nominate someone obviously unqualified, Joe smiled and said, “Come on man! She’s family”.

I don’t think the Republicans get a justice confirmed currently, unless Trump wins. Collins, Romney, Murkowski and possibly Graham will not vote before the election and possibly not after. This will be a battle.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ View of my hills yesterday. It's the same this morning:

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I’m in San Jose. My weather app usually measures visibility in miles, today it is 1300 yards. Hopefully, it doesn’t get down to feet.

Ref The Rose Garden:
It doesn’t matter. As soon as Kamala becomes president in 6 months, she’s going to tear it out and plant marijuana plants. That way, the ghost of Tupac will have something to do when he visits..

There’s nothing worse than having a drip-drip-drip from your muzzle. I hear there’s antibiotics for that though.

https://twitter.com/ga11owg1ass/status/1295711027217100800?s=21 When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard. Ouch!! Never mind that, he needs to get the butt placed firmly into the fleshy part of his shoulder. He should press his cheek onto the butt. The weapon, otoh, should be stored secure...

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When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard.
Ouch!!

One solution to female obesity issues (taking the US as a whole, not individuals), is to increase immigration from Asian countries and decrease immigration from Central America and Mexico. Just my personal observation.

Hey folks -- did y'all see this: https://heavy.com/news/2020/08/sciencing_bi-bethann-mclaughlin-asu/ BethAnn McLaughlin has been in the news previously for #MeToo & tenure denial shenanigans. :popcorn: PS Haven't posted for a while. Glad to see the 'Pit is still active. What's been happening? She s...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 am

Service Dog wrote: ↑ 6. Reptilians are in the government
That one is true.

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IT’S A TRAP!!

One of my all time favorite guitarists has died.
RIP Peter Green.

I sometimes drop by the Yahoo home page to read an article and then troll the wokies in the comment section. It’s low-hanging fruit obviously, but often it results in some hilarious outcomes. Anyway, today Yahoo has the following notice when you click on “Reactions”: “Our goal is to create a safe an...

My dad just died two hours ago. I'm in shock. It happened so fast. I didn't even get to say goodbye. I've been dreading this day for six years. Now it's here. 3rd of July, 2020. I've been crying so much I can't cry anymore. My dad was everything to me. He was the only one I could talk to about anyt...

Sitting here, I realise just how bad raccoons smell. I never did, but now I understand what my front deck smells of. It's completely illegal to do anything to a raccoon here, they are fur-bearers which can only be harvested by license holders who have paid large fees to the province for training an...

I can’t say the cops in my city don’t have a sense of humor...or irony:
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/san-jo ... -protests/

“The grind is a lot harder.”

Somehow I doubt that.

Ken Osmond died. One of my favorite subjects for jokes when I was a kid:

Eddie: Hi Mrs Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?

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