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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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The looks on the faces of the Triggernometry guys are classic.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:51 am
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It was predicted on the Pit years ago, that the next 'normalization' by the SjWs would be pedophilia.

FYI,
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/08/p ... cates.html
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:45 am
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https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1557439495187881984 I'm fine with calling them MAPs, so long as we still get to cut their balls off. Yeah, well the Moon-Glampers say it all. You don't get to choose to be heterosexual. If Miranda was the last She/Her on Earth, I'd choose to not be heterosexu...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:06 am
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CNN has canned Mr. Potato Head.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:11 am
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I should also add that the Broadway and Times Square araraiif NYC are still pretty nice. I have not spent any time in the neighborhoods however… so nothing to report. if only you'd known before booking your trip: Hizzoner is putting up visitors for free in luxury Manhattan hotels. (You have to trav...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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I'm fine with calling them MAPs, so long as we still get to cut their balls off.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:17 am
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FYI, it is not justified to run over your muggers this long after they mug you. That being said, the hang time on this punt is impressive.

by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:40 am
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Banter like that is what I’m getting at. It’s not lying. It’s flirting. The only information being conveyed is that you care enough to play the game. If the woman insists you’re lying it just means you’re not playing the game to her tastes. Or something. Who knows with broads. Late in life, John Up...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:53 am
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"Honey you look great in that red dress!" I always follow up a comment like that with, 'but you'd look even better out of it.' If she blushes and surreptitiously smiles, you're right on track. If she says, 'but I'm fat !' , she either is fat, or has self-worth/body image issues and so you need anot...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:44 am
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“Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you, if you had a penis.’” https://www.politico.com/dims4/default/6d9e4fc/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2000x1333+0+0/resize/1532x1022!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2Fee%2F33%2F88f6d1be46c98809b94d83c040f4%2Fmag.Vitali.WomenBook...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:24 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
Service Dog wrote: Should Female Athletes Play Topless? #shorts
Maybe my standards have fallen now that comedians are no longer interested in being funny, but the #MeToo joke seriously made me spit out my coffee.
Asking that question of a ginger feminist was low-hanging fruit.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:29 pm
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Shared by my formerly liberal, college professor friend! The Tyranny of the 'Current Thing' “Current Thingism” erodes our ability to think critically about important issues. Current Thingism is the default mindset of a certain segment of the American population: typically, the professional, liberal,...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 15, 2022 2:03 pm
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another IDF hottie for Bhurzum:

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:21 am
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You all see Tulsi Gabbard fill in for Tucker Carlson on Friday? She hit it out of the park.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:53 am
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So we read my wife's medical results. They post them on line and you can log in and read them. Okay... so we do this and read the word carcinomatosis. Okay... yeah... so what is this word? And so we look up the word and it goes like this. That's a fairly dickish way to convey that information. She ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 13, 2022 2:57 pm
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I recently became acquainted with a couple who make films. The husband formerly did camera work for Anthony Bourdain's shows. The wife produces. They made a feature-length documentary in 2020 about a small town newspaper, still struggling to survive. I watched it on Amazon. It's very competently ma...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 13, 2022 2:37 pm
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AndrewV69 wrote: He seems to me to be stressed out. What emotion do you guys see?

I trust this gal:

https://bombardsbodylanguage.com/2022/0 ... umps-home/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:50 am
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Victor Davis Hanson on the American Stasi

The FBI Has Become Dangerous to Americans
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:38 am
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All you can do is continue to be who you are, John. However you respond to all this is the right way.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:55 pm
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No indication of motive.
“Matar has made social media posts in support of Iran and its Revolutionary Guard, and in support of Shi’a extremism more broadly.”
https://nypost.com/.../nj-man-matar-had ... sympathies.../
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:47 pm
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Salman Rushdie was stabbed in the neck, arm and liver. He will likely lose an eye.
Police have identified the suspect as Hadi Matar, a 24-year-old from New Jersey who purchased a ticket for the event. Authorities believe he was acting alone and have not yet found any indication of his motive.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:47 pm
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I was all hot for Red, until I saw Green. Well, since we're talking fantasy, I'll have 'em both! Red in expensive webbing, green in leather/latex. https://i.gifer.com/FZgL.gif Fuck it, I'll also have "Aliens" era Sigourney Weaver stood to the side with a moist cloth to mop my brow and yell encourag...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 11, 2022 6:42 am
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Bhurzum wrote: More info on the smoke-shop stabbing...

I was all hot for Red, until I saw Green.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:03 am
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Patchman -- a new nemesis for Batman?

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:59 am
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Lsuoma wrote: jewjitsu.jpg
Now that one's Kosher.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:09 am
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Also -- as Bhurzum observed, Nyugen apparently had some advanced training. Which likely also included hands-on training. Prosecutor will discover that, and in trial will ask, 'Why didn't you just use your non-lethal [Jujistsu, whatever] skills?' I get the frustration of thugs robbing your store repe...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:58 am
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I think Nguyen loses, however, as it was shoplifting, not forcible entry into an occupied dwelling, in which case Everything you're saying makes sense. But if I were his lawyer... I wouldn't say 'Open & shut case! He's guilty!'. I'd be looking for a defense in here: NRS 200.120  “Justifiable homici...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:00 am
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I think it sez you can use deadly force to protect property... in your habitation or car... if a felony is being committed at the time. It reads ... necessary self-defense, or in defense of an occupied habitation [against] any person or persons who manifestly intend and endeavor, in a violent, riot...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:34 am
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the law sez deadly force is allowed in the protection of property... IF a felony is being committed. Non-deadly force may be used to protect property, or to trespass someone off your property. Deadly force may only be used when you have a reasonable belief an imminent threat of death or great bodil...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 07, 2022 5:44 pm
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They now sell marshmallows with the chocolate already cocooned inside. And I automated the rest of the S'mores process. https://i.imgur.com/lo5sMQLm.jpg The chocolate in the marshmallows isn't correct. It's more like a Charleston Chew, than Hershey's. But it does make the uncooked marshmallows a be...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:44 am
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If I ran a shop like that I would keep a gun on my hip and both of those fuckers would be dead. I fucking hate people. Really. And if & when you do, Dana Nessel will display this comment in court on a giant board on an easel, and you'll think Joan of Arc got off light in comparison. And cuz I just ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:05 am
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YouTube channel ActiveSelfProtection has a take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Puk9Jv0-Gk&ab_channel=ActiveSelfProtection I think Correia was wrong on the NY Bodega incident, but he's right on this one. I'm all for rodent removal, and folks are sick & tired of thugs getting away with crime. But ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 06, 2022 8:42 am
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Craziness in LA - Yesterday, a drunk woman going 100 mph in her Mercedes plows through an intersection, killing six: https://www.foxla.com/news/windsor-hills-crash-driver-suspect Today, Anne Heche, chugging vodka, plows into a house going 90 mph in her Cooper Mini: `https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/05/an...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:53 am
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Now I've got a genius* calling me an "illiterate idiot" for writing "the data do not" instead of "the data does not."


* He must be a genius, as he's descended from the Pharaohs and Beethoven.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:40 am
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Stankeye wrote: Body cam from that ATF agent getting arrested.
I predict massive protests nationwide. Why didn't they just lay him on the ground like he asked?

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:48 pm
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Exploding woketard heads galore tonight, just by providing hard evidence that Breonna Taylor was a drug dealer.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:14 pm
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According to this study, if you eat a peanut butter and jam sandwich every half hour you will live forever. Screenshot_20220804-173729-151.png https://www.the-sun.com/health/3506610/hotdog-shortens-your-lifespan-peanut-butter-jelly/ I wonder where/how vagina scores? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 04, 2022 12:36 pm
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Is there some context to the new thread name I'm missing from my time away? I'd have assumed everyone here takes it as a given the alphabet soup agencies get up to nefarious things all the time. If I do an archive search for Ray Epps am I going to uncover a rabbit hole of bitter infighting? The ori...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:35 am
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Cook, 77, fell to the floor and knocked his head. He died three days later. In agreeing to a plea deal, prosecutors considered the “totality of the circumstances,” including ... the fact that he did not intend to cause Cook’s death “Eggshell skull” refers to a legal doctrine, which holds that a def...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:30 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
“the victim repeatedly used possibly the most aggressive and offensive term in the English language,”
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:26 am
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Ron DeSantis just suspended one of Florida's state attorneys, Andrew Warren, for failing to prosecute a wide array of crimes, or to enforce state law. Warren had set up a "Racial Justice Work Group."
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:38 pm
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jet_lagg wrote: Did you happen to listen to the Sam Harris podcast with McChrystal?
I don't have time to waste on Sam Harris.


But Greg's Airplanes And Automobiles has a 10-part, seven-hour video series on the P-47:

by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:33 am
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Or Ruby Ridge... I'm a dangerous bad person if I mention the FBI sniper killing a woman holding a baby in her kitchen... with both a Senate subcommittee on Terrorism... and court rulings... finding the FBI wrongdoing. To confuse them, declare that the Branch Davidians at Waco were justified in shoo...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 03, 2022 9:16 am
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Internal FBI memo associates Revolutionary War imagery (including the Betsy Ross flag), the phrase "molon labe", and any reference to 2A rights, with "Militia Violent Extremism": https://www.projectveritas.com/news/fbi-whistleblower-leaks-bureaus-domestic-terrorism-symbols-guide-on-militia/ I associ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 5:41 pm
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Pitchguest wrote: Also, I can't help but laugh at the reporter's voice. She's so fake and cheerful, it's so jarring to listen to. :lol:
We got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:06 pm
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If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there


70-year-old woman brutally beaten, kicked in head by 4 attackers in SF housing complex
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:20 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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N'yuk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byu1itGeBa0 I bet that stings in the shower... Norco is flat, hot, and ugly 'horse country.' (A few years ago, my trainer friend moved her operation down to Riverside County cuz the land was so cheap.) Lots of hispanic (see all the last names of the customers)...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Spot the family snitch:

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:59 am
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2020:
Stay home, save lives

2022:
Where's our vax already so we can continue to have butt sex with strangers we meet in mens' rooms?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:51 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Lsuoma wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote: Meanwhile:

Florida man plays hide and seek, in a suitcase. and it does not end well ...

Looks like an open and shut case to me.
Could someone unpack this story for me?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jul 28, 2022 6:10 pm
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jul 28, 2022 1:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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John D wrote: All love from my end.
What with the monkey pox, gonna pass on that for the time being.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:25 am
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I'm gonna start charging steerz 50¢ for every time he says "apropos fo which", $3 for "sauce for the goose..." I should be able to retire soon.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:26 am
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John D wrote: Dog - why do you engage with Steers? He is some strange kind of autistic idiot. You make it worse.
I'm sure Steerz wouldn't be opposed to paying for the privilege of a bit of social intercourse.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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I love to go swimmin' with chub-rub women and swim between ... ah never mind.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jul 27, 2022 10:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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There's no pleasing some people.
Genesis 19:8 wrote:See now, I have two daughters who have not known a man; please, let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them as you wish.