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by Ape+lust
Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Things have changed. I knew one gay guy, he and his long term partner were actually pioneers in the gay rights movement in Canada that would have a regular male voice when he was at work or with people he didn't know and spoke with an effeminate affect when he was in relaxed surroundings, especiall...
by Ape+lust
Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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It's like trannies learn everything they know about women from Russ Meyer movies. Not that there's anything wrong with that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng0JCSAbOtQ No, nothing wrong with that. Unless they're on double bills with Cronenberg. https://i.imgur.com/JYm2FQU.gif https://i.imgur.com/Y...
by Ape+lust
Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Haha! I'd never heard his real voice before. His chick voice is hilarious, it sounds like a pitbull is grinding its teeth on his balls. :lol: It's such a strange thing to do. If he listened to that before he posted it, how could he not feel compelled to smash the delete key? It's like trannies lear...
by Ape+lust
Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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free thoughtpolice wrote: Poor guy. About a week after this interview he decided to put an indefinite end to his podcasting. PZ killed his podcast.
Really? :D

Well, Peez is the last crumb in the bag. You book him only after you've interviewed the janitor.
by Ape+lust
Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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For a cheap laugh, listen to Trav Mamone's new "lady" voice in this interview with Peez: https://www.spreaker.com/user/tmamone/pzmyers It's more faggy than feminine, as comically overbaked as Python's screechy women. Count the times he hoots "Cool!Cool!" at Peez like a jungle bird. He's downgraded h...
by Ape+lust
Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Brive1987 wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:36 pm
Truth in advertising.

https://i.imgur.com/EBcLg0Q.jpg
by Ape+lust
Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Meyers deliberately gets himself from the jury for a sexual assault case. And then boasts about it on the internet. Such a nasty, grubby, little spitwad he is. https://i.imgur.com/ns0bHgF.png :lol: :lol: I'll bet the blood was pounding in his ears when he posted that horseshit. If a judge senses yo...
by Ape+lust
Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Meyers: "I'll take a scoop of the TooBlueForYou please, always reminds me of a gal I know. And a side of my usual: Stef's Inzvanity Nutbuster Triple Chocolate Log, drizzled with Doctor's Revenge sticky white sauce." I am glad the Internet isn't advanced enough to convey smells :shock: https://i.img...
by Ape+lust
Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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screwtape wrote: Tsk! Tsk! Supporting gelato man when it suits him. PZ should "fuck him right into the ground", perhaps by consuming his entire stock.
:lol:

NEVER make Peez angry when he's carrying a spoon.

https://i.imgur.com/ybvezP8.png
by Ape+lust
Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Trump has fired Sessions. He's feeling empowered, and there is going to be a fucking bloodbath. Good. With that shitweasel out of the way, Trump and the new Congress should be heroes and work together to legalize marijuana. Texas congressman Pete Session (no relation) has used his House Rules commi...
by Ape+lust
Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:24 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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These are completely, utterly unretouched in any way.

As the engraving says, they depict THE TRUTH :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/FMz0y8w.jpg
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:18 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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I guess this will put an end to all those Republican laws that sailed through the House to the Senate. Oh well. At least the wall got funded. :fpig: http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alexandria_ocasio-cortez_0-1024x576.jpg Trump will blink first. And second. And third. htt...
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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So that Ocasio-Cortez lady actually won, which amazes me. She's very personable, very likeable, but a total dingbat. :shock:
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Brive1987 wrote: You have provided the fat fuck with THREE scoops of ice cream. :lol: :lol:
Besting Trump is worth letting the belt out a couple of notches :D
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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It's starting to look like the party might have room for socially liberal / fiscally conservative voters. If that's happening, it could spark a MAJOR political realignment, and it won't be the Dems who benefit. Only if you interpret "fiscally conservative" in a way that allows for gigantic budget d...
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Brive1987 wrote: PZ is on point today.
I’m already pretty angry about century after century of injustice. Keep stoking the rage until we rise up and burn the whole ugly system down.
That’s sane.
https://i.imgur.com/lf5mrim.jpg
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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RAW VIDEO: 5 foot 1, 125 lb woman takes down bouncer she thought groped her A woman was charged with choking-out a bouncer at a Plattsburgh, New York nightclub in October after she thought that he groped her. Kierah Lagrave was charged with strangling and has since been released from jail. https://...
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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I don't believe the Democraps are going to take back the house. As you say, people are so fucking sick of SJWs and being told they are bad. Re your "but the American public has never been certain they want illegal aliens in their neighborhoods", I would correct that to "but the American public has ...
by Ape+lust
Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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The shit hits the fan today. I won't make predictions, but I'll note a couple of things. I had guessed the Left would've been smart enough to ease up on baiting and calling out out Whitey before the election, but nope, they just can't fucking help themselves. If today goes sour for the Dems, I hope ...
by Ape+lust
Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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BarnOwl wrote: Also, how the hell is everyone?
HEY BarnOwl!! It's so great to see you again :dance: :dance:
by Ape+lust
Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Consider it elevated. Now that's the stuff. That's more like it. Even better is that Catpeezle's lawyer is a total bro. :D Remember when Peez claimed Radford hired a lawyer so rancid that Stollznow was having trouble finding one willing to deal with him? It's hard to believe no one kicked him out o...
by Ape+lust
Sun Oct 28, 2018 2:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Lsuoma wrote: The BEST reason why the Pit needs to stay alive...
Thanks, Boss! I'm massively relieved to see the Pit get a reprieve :dance: :dance: :clap:

https://i.imgur.com/YmjPjrN.png

https://i.imgur.com/dS2WPjy.jpg
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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free thoughtpolice wrote: I don't think this has been mentioned also had Randazza in one of his nyms. The chances that could be PZ's lawyer?
Freeze Peach and all of that.
PZ probably made him do it!
Whose nym? Randazza IS Peez's lawyer. Stormfront and the Minnesota Pudge share legal representation :dance:
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Did you stick a fright-wig on him? What is real and what's fantasy? I have regrets. Yeah, I put that on him. Out of pity, believe it or not. He's a... what's the word? Africanophile? Negroid-o-phile? Someone whose affinity for blacks surpasses mere devotion, more like a lickspittle turd polisher. I...
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Can a Richard Carrier auto-bukkake shoop be far behind? HAHA! There's no one I've treated with less dignity than Carrier. I've shooped him with Zvan's arm stuffed up his butt, getting his nut with Peez's help, putting the moves on his friend's dog, ogling his mom's asscrack, etc. Anything else I co...
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:13 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Not that you ever fooled anyone... but geez, Bri. It's over.

by Ape+lust
Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Rotten Tomatoes includes a social justice site in its roster: https://i.imgur.com/83AiqfD.png https://www.rottentomatoes.com/source-3166 Which means its aggregate score is skewed by "reviews" that are only head counts of gender and race: https://i.imgur.com/1oWMN0F.png https://www.mediaversityreview...
by Ape+lust
Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Bomber dude knows how to make Twitter look like Geocities.

https://i.imgur.com/Wt9EX4N.jpg

https://twitter.com/hardrock2016

He goes through long stretches of re-tweeting the same thing again and again.

(All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy)
by Ape+lust
Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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I feel bad for O'Connor. She's going to be under a lot of pressure from now on, and from some old videos of hers I've seen she seems to be suffering of some mental health issues. Still, there's probably some histrionic/performative element to her conversion, so maybe she'll be fine. She's flat-out ...
by Ape+lust
Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Why's everybody so upset about Democrats receiving free clocks by mail? https://www.theunitedwest.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Clock-boy.jpg :lol: I'll bet Hillary's angry because Biden and Waters each got 2 of them, while she only got 1. If she isn't mailed some anthrax soon, she might decide Am...
by Ape+lust
Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Video of a tranny thug (MtF, what else?) beating the everloving shit out of a girl he said bullied him (plus a second student, a guy he knocks unconcious). He does a lot of headstomping, which will make it hard to argue he wasn't intending to kill. He's old enough to be tried as an adult. I hope the...
by Ape+lust
Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Jeezus Kee-rist. I hate Ted Cruz too, but I don't think it gives me an excuse to put on mustard pants and act like a shit goblin.

Watch the 2nd vid, it's longer and crazier.

by Ape+lust
Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Speaking of reeeeeeee, Torvalds got his old job back. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-45953233 Reformed or secretly unrepentant? We'll soon find out. This is a little reassuring: Torvalds said he didn't directly set up the CoC: "I actually stepped away from the CoC discussions exactly because I...
by Ape+lust
Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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The righteous woke just noticed that SQLite has been using the Rule of St Benedict as their code of conduct for the past 8 months.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

https://www.sqlite.org/codeofconduct.html

https://twitter.com/search?q=sqlite
by Ape+lust
Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:39 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
That’s a bit vague, but August Berkshire, who is one of the good guys, vouches for him.
I thought AB was in Dr. Carrier's polycule ? How could he possibly be a good guy?
That would be August Brunsman.. But give Peez a week, he'll find reason to hate the other August too.
by Ape+lust
Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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If you're barely tethered to reality and would kill yourself for attention... https://i.imgur.com/2ll6EY8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/fuR5lfN.jpg ...cut your dick off and all will be well. https://i.imgur.com/pCAc1K5.jpg https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/1053740146569297921 https://i.imgur.com/UNlVwq...
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:20 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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This Tuesday, the US MegaMillions lottery is going to make some lucky fool an instant billionaire :shock:
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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Lindsay Shepherd has had enough of the woke grandstanding they call "Indigenous Land Acknowledgments."

by Ape+lust
Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:55 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Ah well, I'm sure it'll pass. :rimshot: :lol: Given the source material, some of these transformations seem impossible :shock: https://i.imgur.com/LUFsOO9.jpg https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=%22sona+avedian%22 If the loudmouth trannies would just get over themselves, straight guys who are ...
by Ape+lust
Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:39 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Never stick your dick in crazy :twatson: https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/1052771893265104896 (Happy Birthday Becky) Delerium tremens, AKA Wednesdays. Crack her a Bud and put her to bed. Meanwhile, Peez tells us that fiddling with his fiddly bits almost killed him. https://i.imgur.com/wwrMd...
by Ape+lust
Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 278576

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screwtape wrote: In tasteless news, we drove past this place in Bras D'Or this afternoon:

lick-a-chick.jpg

Just thought I'd share.
That's the kind of place to take a teenaged Peez, just to watch him struggle with blorping his pants.

https://i.imgur.com/wwJ3vMN.jpg
by Ape+lust
Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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I liked the part where he said that he has to be really intimate with a woman before she will show him her penis. I liked the admission that he's walked in on his mom and sisters in the bathroom. https://i.imgur.com/ekTXoMj.png A handful of females, huh? The old goat has presidential aspirations, m...
by Ape+lust
Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Methinks that Bacon's aphorism - "Therefore shoddy and inept application of words lays siege to the intellect in wondrous ways" - has never been more apt and relevant. I'd like to know what the idiots think will happen if they get their way? If every UN member agrees to penalize citizens who won't ...
by Ape+lust
Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Did you see Peez's explanation for banning 3 so-called TERFs from his site? It's a wall of sulky incoherence. His "woke" grandstanding, with disavowals of principles he used to champion, is going to pitch him into a gibbering breakdown one day. http://archive.is/YIVx8 I presume one of those was Old...
by Ape+lust
Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Thanks, Horse :D

It was a Sunday and the missus was away. All day.

So, quality be damned, there was time enough for big stinking gobs of quantity :lol:
by Ape+lust
Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:12 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Ape. I am triggered by the relentless reminders that RW has a crotch. I think it makes Peez queasy, too. For reasons he'd rather you didn't think about not think about. https://i.imgur.com/eCq2Qno.jpg Did you see Peez's explanation for banning 3 so-called TERFs from his site? It's a wall of sulky i...
by Ape+lust
Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Fuck me. Just put a frame around it, it's done :shock:
by Ape+lust
Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Congratulations to them. I just hope that Upssy isn't a traditional Scandi name. (They tapped a vein on the BACK of her arm? Ouch!) Peez has already fucked up his grandson's name, in a way most would be vigilant about avoiding. "Iliana" isn't so readily lampooned, but I'm looking forward to seeing ...
by Ape+lust
Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Devon Tracey, AKA Atheism is Unstoppable, has introduced (the mighty motherfuckin') Phil Anselmo to the horrific tedium that is Steve Shives :lol:



Chin up, Steve! You're hated by people who matter :dance:

by Ape+lust
Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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comhcinc wrote: I would so do Ellen.
Even if she's packing? She's got the rangey look of someone who can go all night. OWWW...
by Ape+lust
Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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Walmart used to force bands to record sanitized versions of their CDs before they'd sell them.

Now they flop girlcock in my face as soon as I land on their website.

https://imgur.com/ADepZ1X.jpg
by Ape+lust
Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:13 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
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CommanderTuvok wrote: :)

You can SMELL the steam coming out of Ofie's orifices....

https://twitter.com/lecanardnoir/status ... 5077457920
Between Ophie's steamy orifices and Zinnia Jones using his colon as a parking garage, I'm happy the Web isn't advanced enough to deliver smells just yet.