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Happy New Year to you malcontents, contrarian bastards, and crayon eaters. Today we remember those who have fallen off the portal coil and contribute here no longer.

They can just fuck off.

One second? Man that's slow. I clicked the confirmation bias option on my settings. Get's me the results I need far quicker. Almost quantum.

Covid doesn't kill people. Hearts kill people. You & the Guardian start with your political agenda, then work-backward, discarding whichever facts contradict your yabba-dabba-doobly-do I called you out for it, and your long goofy reply was Hilaria https://images.idgesg.net/images/article/2018/06/pr...

Your Guardian link makes zero mention of the heart attack which killed him. Do you feel lied to? Not really. Even lukeletlow.com says he died of covid 19 complications and doesn't mention a heart attack. here ya go, retard Screen Shot 2020-12-30 at 5.23.36 PM.png Hmm. Let's parse that for a second....

Being a Republican Congressman-elect, aged 41, and not being a fatty boombah, didn't stop this guy from dying of Covid complications . At least he doesn't have to worry about his sperm count now. Your Guardian link makes zero mention of the heart attack which killed him. Do you feel lied to? Not re...

Being a Republican Congressman-elect, aged 41, and not being a fatty boombah, didn't stop this guy from dying of Covid complications.

At least he doesn't have to worry about his sperm count now.

Intersectional health in action. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30527-0/fulltext Findings 89 530 patients with COVID-19 and 45 819 patients with influenza were hospitalised in France during the respective study periods. The median age of patients was 68 years (IQR...

I still think Service Dog is Q and Matt is his profit. After me comes the one more powerful than I, the straps of whose sandals I am not worthy to stoop down and untie. https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/NBbYDscMUbB933iwnPoqlGfhIciqbKFR-lcXOd_mtaOTd8Y2I9cE_Qrt_gp77YCZ9-XZFii6i22F5Fe94-1C4HUADT...

How can this only have 43 up votes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RJGYrl6TuA Out you popped, out of your mummies tumpkin and everyone shouted : “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!”. And somebody said “but it hasn’t got a winkle!”. And then I said “A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A ...

John D wrote: ↑ How can this only have 43 up votes?

Buck had an interesting chat on Quillette as well. I linked it a while back.

Merry belated Christmas to everyone at the Pit. Mine wasn't so great, was in the plow truck most of the day clearing snow from the storm that hit the Northeast. But, I had a good evening with my girlfriend. I got myself a big honking Instant Pot, and took it for a test drive by whipping up a big ol...

Quelle surprise. The Swedes are a bit concerned that maybe their "much lauded" Covid strategy was perhaps the wrong approach to dealing with the disease.

screwtape wrote: ↑ A third donor has been found, so it looks like we're aiming for a mid-February start to the transplant. I might get home in time for Miata season!

Best of British to you.

Now to understand the significance of the size of the Twinkie, can you also give the size of the mouth for scale. No limit has been established on the amount of suet you'll eagerly swallow, baby bird. Who to believe ? Hmmm. Someone's getting goosed, that's for sure. https://www.britannica.com/explo...

I thought that this was quite funny.

But Daniel Craig and Liz II did it better at the London Olympics.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ https://media.thedonald.win/post/kKy4En13.jpeg

Now to understand the significance of the size of the Twinkie, can you also give the size of the mouth for scale.

Is investigating electoral fraud a Sate or Federal issue. If State, I'd expect Republican led States to direct their SBI to investigate post haste and with all rigour. If they don't, then a couple of hypotheses for why not include not believing that there is electoral fraud, not believing that there...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Bwhahahah.

What numpty has Dr and PhD in his title? Who lists their Bachelors when they have a Master's?

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada. In NV were also: 42,000 who voted twice 1,500 dead people voted 30,000 voters registered at non-residential addresses, vacant addr...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ 4K non-citizens voted in Nevada

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada.

snip And for the amateur colonoscopists, you have it easy with fibre-optic scopes. In the good old days when a rigid sigmoidoscope was the norm, a well-prepared bowel would usually have some enema-induced LiquiShit™ waiting to be disturbed. Now a rigid sig is basically a steel tube with an obturato...

Regarding the "Dr." Jill Biden kerfuffle. My personal opinion is that anyone insisting on the Dr. honorific should really be an M.D. I will begrudgingly tolerate it for that. If you're an English Lit. Phd....no, just no. If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Cosby, with "honorifics" from a string...

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Stiff

Keating wrote: ↑
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Same, same. My name will do. I only use my title on my email signature for business purposes.
Then why did you insist I call you "Grand Wizard Kiwi" when we met?

Like I said, my name will do. And now you've fucking revealed who I am.

Doctors of Philosophy like me are real Doctors - Quantum Chemistry in my case. Physicians are just applied butchers. They got title envy, and appropriated our title to themselves. With appropriate apologies to Screwy... I don't care what kind of Dr anyone is if they insist on being addressed by tit...

Regarding the "Dr." Jill Biden kerfuffle. My personal opinion is that anyone insisting on the Dr. honorific should really be an M.D. I will begrudgingly tolerate it for that. If you're an English Lit. Phd....no, just no. If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Cosby, with "honorifics" from a string...

https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/1337593503531020290?s=21 It's almost as if they've had metric shit tonnes of money thrown at them and been rushed through without the normal processes and timeframes for testing and validation. Relax. I’m sure Biden will immediately roll back the program in th...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑

It's almost as if they've had metric shit tonnes of money thrown at them and been rushed through without the normal processes and timeframes for testing and validation.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs! Is it 20/01/2021 yet?

Is it 20/01/2021 yet?

Sulman wrote: ↑ Goddamn Matt, you're not wrong.

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Give her a few more years + gravity.

(Happens to us all)

It's midnight and 27 degrees C. My app tells me it feels like 30. I could have told it that.

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Hi Gumby.

Good lord: https://www.revolver.news/2020/12/rhodes-scholarship-becomes-farce/ Tbf, the selection for a Rhodes scholarship has never been representative and is often determined by the flavour of the month or political connections. Our numpty ex-Prime Minister Abbott got one because of his connectio...

Good lord: https://www.revolver.news/2020/12/rhodes-scholarship-becomes-farce/ Tbf, the selection for a Rhodes scholarship has never been representative and is often determined by the flavour of the month or political connections. Our numpty ex-Prime Minister Abbott got one because of his connectio...

Service Dog wrote: ↑ Whoever owns those golf courses must be making a fortune off Trump.

They certainly have benefited from the US
Treasury.

What happened was Joe got out of the shower. He got a dog. And anybody who's been around his house knows, dropped. The little pup dropped the ball in front of him. And for him to grab the ball. And he is walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And he grabbed the ball like this. ...

Trump claimed that the 2016 election was fraudulent (what does that day about his win) and has been claiming for ages that the 2020 election would also be fraudulent. He's had four years as President to do something about it, but hasn't. Too busy playing golf and directing disenfranchisement of citi...

I also can't remember putting my name up for President, so I really have no means to determine whether the masses prefer billionaires and plutocrats over me.

I am constantly surprised (fool me twice, etc) at the hoi polloi who vote in the belief that the interests of plutocrats and billionaires align with theirs. Your leftwing certainty-- that you know what's good for the niggers and deplorables (better than they know-for-themselves)-- is the very reaso...

I'm sure that there are some numbers on the deaths caused through the invasions, coups formented, and wars engaged in by your right wing Democrat Governments and your right wing Republican Governments.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ snip

Trump's shitty behavior might be a response to the increased power of the radicals on the left

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Or there is a reinforcing feedback loop leading to escalation. As such, the behaviour builds exponentially, and potential outcomes include war, totalitarianism, and revolution.

I have to say, I don't see the appeal. To be honest, in 2016 I was open to being surprised. Maybe the guy was going to surprise us with innovative, groundbreaking ideas. I never thought he was a terrible guy and actually kind of liked his personality. Yes, he was rich and born rich. All the baggage...

I have a sneaking feeling the Matt's ex wife ran away with a junior Democrat ballot counter 30 years ago, which explains his abiding hatred of them. That's funny. My ex ended up 5150'd in a mental hospital. I was a sometimes paid Dem campaign operative back in those days. Now you bring facts into t...

US Attorney General and Trump supporter, William Barr, says that there is no evidence of fraud that would have affected the outcome of the election.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/3orif1zS ... /giphy.gif

- How Pennsylvania counted 700,000 more absentee ballots than it mailed out. This apparently stems from a typo on the PA Dept. of State website, which didn't subtract absentee ballot counts returned in the primary election, making it look like more were received in the actual election than were sen...

Trump's team have the resources to conduct a thorough investigation, and will have started compiling the evidence of malfeasance and corruption long before the election as Trump had called it back then. I expect that State and Federal Bureaus of Investigation will act as soon as if not before the ev...

And of course mail in ballots are batched.

What the old fella said.

The republican party has been alleging Democratic voter fraud forever, but they always come up short in court for some reason . You'd think if it was such a significant and pervasive problem they'd prioritize investigating it or gathering some evidence once in a while. What part of 'elected Democra...

The quote was put up by me old china Keating. I was however going to respond that surely there is at least one other option between the robber barons and the moral scolds. Top You people all look the same anyway. Freeze Peach is a wonderful thing. Have I said that recently? That's true. Keating and...

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who t...

More importantly, I listened to ACDC's new album Power Up, the other day. I can honestly say that it is nice.

Nice?

Yes. Nice. That is all.

The thing that would worry me if I were an American, is that you had a high ranking public servant outright admit the other week that he lied to the president to prevent him withdrawing troops from Syria. You've already had a coup. The president is no longer in charge, you're run by bureaucrats and...

Don't get me wrong either SD. I don't have a dog in the fight other than my country being affected by the US butterfly flapping its wings and personally being stunned that people actually believe the orange conman will act in their best interest. I can't see Biden lasting out his term and wonder at ...

The judiciary does not like being used. Expect repercussions.

The beautiful thing about this "voter fraud" strategy is that Trump and company are actually litigating this shit in court. That means he and Giuliani can submit their best case for voter fraud to the US legal system and get a hearing based on the evidence. Well, so far no progress on any voter fra...

LOL. Trump is accusing Republican controlled Georgia of electoral fraud.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ snip

Was this NZCity.co.nz article your source for that stat?
https://home.nzcity.co.nz/finance/artic ... ?id=322850

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No. But I'm sure that they had the same source.

Of the more than 83,000 US citizens currently in hospital with Covid 19, more than 16,000 are intensive care.

Nowt but a sniffle.

screwtape wrote: ↑ To save our sanity, go look in the recipes thread and see what I made for brunch today. Guaranteed to make all right with the world.

My opinion on bagels.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0036/ ... 1542846919

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