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by mordacious1
Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
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Views: 1012893

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by mordacious1
Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Brive1987 wrote: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"

If you were at a party at Becky’s and she offered you a paper cup of hot cheese,would you eat it?
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I just heard on the news that Ophelia is heading for Ireland and has destructive potential. Does Nugent know?

They said Ophelia is very wet. What? Since when?
by mordacious1
Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Tom Petty's family is reporting that he has died...for real this time.
by mordacious1
Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Tigzy wrote:Tom Petty has gone. :(
I can't find any confirmation of that, just that he's on life support after a heart attack.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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On the shooting in LV:
It appears that it was isolated st one casino (Mandalay Bay).
So far, at least two dead, 24 injured. Shooter is down.
Hopefully it's just rumor that there's more than one casino involved.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I like the traffic cone in front of that tank.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Wait...what? Steersman has sycophants? Does he pay them?
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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RIP Hugh
Thanks for the mammaries...
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

So, are they burying Hefner's coffin without a lid?
As I recall, he was really into topless.
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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Yeah PZ
Quit being performative. Quit talking about punching Nazis and actually punch one, you white, racist loser.
We could put it on pay for view and raise all kinds of money for the cause.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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I knew I shouldn't have hit that the submit button twice. Dammit.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

There's another video of the fight before the shooting. The cop and the suspect are fighting on the ground. The guy pulls out the cops radio, then his flashlight. He jumps up with the flashlight. All the cop probably knows is that this punk took items off his utility belt. One of those items could b...
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

There's another video of the fight before the shooting. The cop and the suspect are fighting on the ground. The guy pulls out the cops radio, then his flashlight. He jumps up with the flashlight. All the cop probably knows is that this punk took items off his utility belt. One of those items could b...
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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Well, looks like the latest shit-storm just kicked off... https://twitter.com/Cali_Funk1/status/911268573170999296 Riots in 3...2...1... (also, it's all Trumps fault!) It appears that the suspect fought the officer, then pulled his radio from the officer's belt. In a struggle, you can't always tell...
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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If you're spending some time in Zermatt, climb the Mettelhorn. Not only is it a great scenic hike, it is fairly easy (and safe). Also, when you tell people that you climbed the Mettelhorn in Zermatt, they hear "Matterhorn ". All the glory, none of the risk.
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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It appears to be a Chinese Type 50 SMG that was used during the Korean War.
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Cruz: Nazis are bad.
Rubio: Nazis are bad.
McCain: Nazis are bad.
Romney: Nazis are bad.
Trump: Did you see that chick's tits?
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1012893

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She may have a point. My wife doesn't use roads. She'd have to slow down in order for her tires to touch the pavement.
by mordacious1
Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Okay, so you're a dog. Your choices are to stay in the car with Watson or hit the pavement doing 60. It seems to me that the dog made the right choice.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Shatterface wrote:It's Vera Lynn's 100th birthday.

I'm still not ruling out a David Bowie style late comeback.
It's been a long time since I've seen her, which surprises me, since I always thought that we'd meet again.
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

"We are not using the words 'rampage' or 'terror'," the spokesman said:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-10/d ... ck/8342186

So, a man chopping up people at a train station with an ax is not terror? Good to know.
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Public service announcement: don't cut chili peppers and then jerk off without washing your hands. Likewise, don't cut peppers and then fingerbang your girlfriend. :naughty: Likewise, don't crack walnuts with your penis and then have sex with your girlfriend. Those little shards of shell can wreak ...
by mordacious1
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

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Ignore me, I'm just trying out Tapatalk.

Sent from my K88 using Tapatalk
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

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RE: Milo resigning from Breitbart This is one thing that is wrong with the media and society in general (but mainly, the regressive left). Someone says something that others consider beyond the pale, everyone grabs metaphorical baseball bats and starts beating them to a pulp. If that person tries to...
by mordacious1
Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Milo was invited to CPAC, then disinvited on the basis of a selectively-edited Drunken Peasants hangout, put out by a conservative Youtuber, purporting to show him being supportive of paeodophilia, which he has strenuously denied. So: conservatives are still pussies. Simon and Schyster cancelled hi...
by mordacious1
Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

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Bhurzum wrote:Worth a watch...

[youtube][/youtube]
I have a hard time listening to his other points after bald guy states that his CREW device caused his Alopecia Areata. I wonder if he gets partial disability payments based on that complaint?
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

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Rebecca, first minute in: "My hair's like, really greasy. I uh... I look like a slob today, so I apologize (snickers). In my defense, it's pouring down rain and I had to take Indy to the vet." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/120895071 Pretend like today is different and people who've never seen Rebecc...
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 1008629

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Watson just learned that Neil Gorsuch is the new SCOTUS nominee. :popcorn:
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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It was more of a good burn than a joke. In fact, it was an excellent burn.
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:05 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! Perfect.

http://imgur.com/Iw16OGQ.jpg
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. CLASSIC!!
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Obama is dead to me (spits). I'm embarrassed to admit I voted for that moron twice (I almost didn't the second time). I hope the screen door DOES hit him on the way out. What a fucking fucker. His greatest blunders: Extending the tax cuts on the rich. The handling of Ferguson. Encouraging violence ...
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:00 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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So does this mean we don't have to pay for the sex change operation for Manning? If so, I'd like to volunteer to complete the surgery free of charge. I think I have a rusty bayonet around here somewhere.
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Obama is dead to me (spits). I'm embarrassed to admit I voted for that moron twice (I almost didn't the second time). I hope the screen door DOES hit him on the way out. What a fucking fucker. His greatest blunders: Extending the tax cuts on the rich. The handling of Ferguson. Encouraging violence a...
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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<snip> This seems to be standard motorway practice in the UK - but generally a tad slower It's illegal in many US states. For good reason. Yea. Surprised it's legal in any, and that there are plans afoot to increase the number: https://twitter.com/MotorcyclistMag/status/820803363625275392 https://t...
by mordacious1
Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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by mordacious1
Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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We've had a jail break. Fucking corn snake decided to go for a hike. I wouldn't worry too much if it weren't for the cats. I wonder who we'll find dead first... The little bastards are escape artists. They usually head for the nearest heat source, if you have ducts, he can be in there for a while. ...
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:08 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

That was to Bhurzum, Fuzzy snuck one in there.
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Whore friendly?
by mordacious1
Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Woke up to the news that Leon Russell died. Now I'm bummed.
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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At least Alec Baldwin will get plenty of work on SNL.
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Problem: The Mexican Peso is crashing.
Are they going to be able to afford to build the wall?
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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I hope that, no matter what the final result is, this sends a message to the Democrats that if you pander to certain groups by bashing others, people don't forget. For example, when Obama rushed the Justice Department down to Ferguson, MO yelling racism, and it turned out to be a justifiable shootin...
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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I can't believe that FoxNews has Karl Rove on election night again, especially after 8 years ago. Not that they put a lot of weight on credibility.
by mordacious1
Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Why is there a female chess championship at all? This is something real feminists should get upset about. I understand why you wouldn't want women playing football with men. Being killed or crippled for life is not something to strive for. But chess? I've often been told that women are more intellig...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/ad_221842488-e1475742183424.jpg?w=480&h=544&crop=1 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/ ‘He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at on...
by mordacious1
Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Oh no! Dingbat fight in SJW land: <snipped video> So, I watched that video and then I made the mistake of clicking on one of the videos recommended by YouTube. I really don't know who any of these people are, but some guy named Garret really makes quite a flounce: https://watch?v=i7MoPAzN7CA ...and...
by mordacious1
Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Oh no! Dingbat fight in SJW land: <snipped video> So, I watched that video and then I made the mistake of clicking on one of the videos recommended by YouTube. I really don't know who any of these people are, but some guy named Garret really makes quite a flounce: https://watch?v=i7MoPAzN7CA ...and...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:28 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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I think these Chinese rice terraces are just gorgeous:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/china-rice-t ... 13078.html
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
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Phil made it through the wedding without going to the ER...that in itself is an accomplishment.

Congratulations. Many years of happiness for you both.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 10914081

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Bourne Skeptic wrote:Monty Python's Terry Jones diagnosed with dementia

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-37451043

:(
The family has asked that you please send him a shrubbery.
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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The M&M's /Skittles example actually plays better for Trumps point than for feminists. When you take in refugees, you're getting literally unvetted handfuls. Who really knows what you're going to end up with. Thats not really true, at least in the US. There is actually quite a vetting process to ge...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
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RE: The attack on the blind (and probably now deaf) people. NEW YORK (Reuters) - Police combing the area around the scene of an explosion on Saturday in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood found a pressure cooker nearby connected to a cell phone with wires attached, CNN reported, citing law enforcement...
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Yes, the house is small...but there's plenty of room for a trampoline out back.
by mordacious1
Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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Some videos take prior to that chick going off on Nicholas Christakis at Yale last year.

http://thefederalist.com/2016/09/15/wat ... s/?ref=yfp
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10914081

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d4m10n wrote:Probably :nin:
Hey! Come sail with us. We're taking applications for new passengers. We provide stunning, close up views of icebergs. Join us today.

Signed: Edward John Smith, Captain, RMS Titanic
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:51 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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I would assume, if I were the driver, that this was a truck jacking. That would necessitate me running over any individuals with clubs and plowing through that barrier made of, what looks like, a pile of weeds. Try this in the US, outside of the SF Bay Area, you could also get shot.