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by masakari2012
Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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A video to make Ophelia's head explode...
[youtube]YnPAxnwFZc4[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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And now I wish I would have followed through with adding the Sam Harris nonsense to the Witch of the Week several months ago. I had it typed out, and then at the last second, I decided not to. I can't remember why. But it's not as if we can't add it anytime we chose.
by masakari2012
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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Views: 472900

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Don't know if this was already shared, but here it is anyway...

Michael Shermer
http://www.secularhumanism.org/index.ph ... ermer_33_2

I especially love the part about PZ Myers, lol.
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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To quote the old[, privileged, white] guy in The Wedding Singer.... "Sounds like a country song!"
[youtube]lAb8SZUE8Eo[/youtube]

[youtube]BXaaM9a4Iqk[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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[spoiler][youtube]gjrLXS4iXIU[/youtube][/spoiler] Great video! Is that you? A lot of ground covered there....it seemed to get a tiny bit rambling at the end, maybe trying to cover too much, but overall very nice! No, it wasn't me. I disagree with one of his points. I think it was about female/male ...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:54 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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I tend to get newegg ads on sites where I don't use my adblocker. Speaking of that, if you install "Adblock Plus" into your browser, you won't get ads on FTB/Skepchick blogs, which gives them money.
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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Aw fuck, I did it again, and wrongfully used the spoiler option to hide what I quoted. This was my response.... Yeah, I considered that a while ago. What I wanted was to find an artist who can draw up a similar image. Or I could use this same image to make one ceramic jewelry for myself, just as lon...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

Maximus, no need for that. We just have to bring more minorities to the Pit. Let's start giving free handouts, free Slyme Pit stickers and ERV badges via mail, for every registration. Perhaps take my avatar pic, and turn it into ceramic jewelry . Then, we'll limit all of the white posters in this g...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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In case this petition wasn't shared earlier, here it is.... Skepchick.org, FreeThoughtBlogs: Return to critical thinking and respectful free exchange of ideas http://www.change.org/en-AU/petitions/skepchick-org-freethoughtblogs-return-to-critical-thinking-and-respectful-free-exchange-of-ideas?utm_so...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

[spoiler] Maximus, no need for that. We just have to bring more minorities to the Pit. Let's start giving free handouts, free Slyme Pit stickers and ERV badges via mail, for every registration. Perhaps take my avatar pic, and turn it into ceramic jewelry . Then, we'll limit all of the white posters...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

This was brought to my attention by a disagreer...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

Noelplum99's deleted comment on Adam Lee's blog.

by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

Aw fuck, looks like I broke the Slyme Pit. (I'm hoping this post appears normally)
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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[youtube]gjrLXS4iXIU[/youtube] I think this video is bullshit. Europe in general has far greater support for women's healthcare and for maternity leave, and this dose not make women 'unemployable' at all. I didn't agree with the whole video either, but he does make some good points in other areas. ...
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:45 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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[spoiler] Time sensitive link: http://www.blogtv.com/people/skepticfence Bionicdance, Darkmatter et al talking about their recent manufactured Dramagate vids. What the fuck is this shit? Several B-list atheist channels posted some strange messages a few days back saying things like "I can't believe...
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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Nice. I made a few with different words, but decided to use the original, when combining it with the Rebecca Watson tweet.
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:45 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

masakari2012 wrote:[spoiler][youtube]gjrLXS4iXIU[/youtube][/spoiler]
This video inspired me to make this meme....
http://i.imgur.com/U46bw.jpg
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

[youtube]gjrLXS4iXIU[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

[spoiler] Hey Edward Gemmer! Welcome! I saw yours posts on FTB forums - your sense of humour really pissed them off! Loved it! Thank you! Yeah, they were not a fan of jokes. I was really kind of surprised - I've been an atheist for a bit now, but just lately started following things on the internet...
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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[spoiler]For epic lulz! 1) PZ on why online polls are utterly pointless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jszbryanTeU&t=15m33s 2) On why signing a online petition, which he calls 'sort of a poll' is actually really important http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/01/11/a-petition-is-a-kind-of-po...
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

[youtube]dzDTmAsIjYI[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:45 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

[spoiler] Awesome, thank you. I should have made more clearly this was purely anecdotal. But the first time I started seeing a lot of non-white people interacting/SHOUTING in the skeptic community was when I started in the 'pit and began following people who were anti-FTB or anti-A+. And the only re...
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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Too bad there's no way to tell how many racial minorities are anti-FTB and anti-A+.

I do know a good number of gay and bi men who are anti-A+/FTB, but I don't think I know of any lesbians that are. I don't want to make any assumptions, but I have an idea as to why.
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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[spoiler]It's fucking embarrassing, really. PLEEEEASSSSEEE COME TO MY PARRRRTIESSSSS BROWN PEEEEOPLEEEEEE PZ's original ranting pre-elevatorgate about getting more diverse people (specifically black women!!!) made me determined never to attend a skeptic event (and I haven't since). Because... wtf.[...
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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[spoiler]I wonder if they're noticing at all the fact that a huge proportion of the anti-A+ sentiment comes from non-whites? I try to follow everyone who's anti-A+ and... in terms of demographics, I've seen a lot more people with non-white avatars or those I know who are non-white calling them fuck...
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
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Sounds like they teamed up and are intentionally making fun of FTB.

[youtube]WxmP3gcZ-sA[/youtube]

[youtube]pJhcKXfLqNE[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:53 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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Trying to post here using my notebook. Getting returns showing IP blocked for spamming. Funny. It shares the same broadband connection as my mobile device. (tether) Weird. Can admin drop me some advice on this or. . . . . anyone here who's seen this sort of thing before? Are you using any anti-viru...
by masakari2012
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:02 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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She's just looking to make more money.
by masakari2012
Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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I hear ya, Michael. I've seen some posts which I personally didn't like, either. But everyone else was having fun, and I'm not the type to try and spoil it. I personally don't like toilet humor, but a lot of people do. And it wasn't Abbie who said it, if I'm the one that said it. Of course, I unders...
by masakari2012
Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:26 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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Michael K Gray, so I guess a pic of a dog fucking a cow to describe Laden and Zvan is okay. The Greg Laden memes were okay. Someone else's paragraph about Jen being a horse is okay. All of the other pics making fun of the FTB bloggers are okay. Making fun of all of their appearances have so far been...
by masakari2012
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:54 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

Michael K Gray, I've always joked in this fashion, and so have many others. Looks like you haven't been paying attention to comments here. I never said that I don't make juvenile jokes. I make all sorts of jokes. But if I were to argue with the person directly, I would refrain from it, for the sake ...
by masakari2012
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

Michael K Gray wrote:Are you willing to post a recent photo of yourself, as well as your physical age?
Well, okay.... This is me, but you're going to have to guess my age....

[spoiler][/spoiler]
by masakari2012
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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I guess Jen McWrong's stableboy removed her blinders and allowed her hoofs to touch the computer.
by masakari2012
Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

[youtube]4K6HjvwNTt0[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:30 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Replies: 5618
Views: 472900

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I grew up around relatives that smoked all of the time. I used to advocate against smoking as a teen. I was kind of worried when joining the Navy because I didn't think I would be able to run long distances. I never knew I had it in me. Turns out that after I left home, I could breathe normally, and...
by masakari2012
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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Views: 472900

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There are pop-up ads on FfTB? If that's true, they must be getting more desperate.
by masakari2012
Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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Views: 472900

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I'm sorry I'm privileged! I'm sorry I'm privileged! I'm sorry I'm privileged!

For the colorblind folks (I know some), the cake says "I *heart* My Vag."
by masakari2012
Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:30 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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A big cake for mostly women. White knights may be lucky to get a slice.

The cake will probably look like this
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nBF94AsfRMM/S ... cake+4.jpg
by masakari2012
Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
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I wonder what Al Bundy would have said if Greta walked into his shoe store.

[youtube]MQJoLo3Ht9U[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Noelplum99 was banned from Greta's blog...
http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2013/ ... -response/
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:24 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

On Rebecca Watson, Sylvia Browne & more: My appearance on Skeptically Yours
http://skepticink.com/incredulous/2013/ ... lly-yours/
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

I laugh every time I see Ape+lust's avatar... download/file.php?avatar=347_1352096683.jpg
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:26 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Nice try rayshul, but I beat you to it (I posted it yesterday). But because you shared it, I ended up watching it again. It truly is a great video.
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Wow! A lot has happened since yesterday. I saw the WoolyBumblebee post on Melody's wall, but I got side tracked due to Tf00t's video, then I signed out. Here's a screencap which I took of the same pic, just incase.

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/BFrGe.png[/spoiler]
by masakari2012
Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Real horrorshow, it appears you are applying different changes to this hypothetical than I did. Well, what are the parameters of your hypothetical? You mentioned Einstein getting killed by the Nazis and General Relativity. I don't see Einstein, ensconced in the US, as being in much danger. Even if ...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:36 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Real horrorshow, it appears you are applying different changes to this hypothetical than I did.
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:35 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Real horrorshow, it appears you are applying different changes to this hypothetical than I did.
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:41 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

[youtube]ApozFPboUAQ[/youtube]
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:30 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

After reading through the Justin Vacula thread again, and the Moderator Meltdown incident again, part of me thinks that Kassiane is pretending to be one of them. Yeah, I know.... you don't have to say it, Poe's law.
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:04 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

I just read through, and I was thinking the same thing.
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

That should be made into a scenario in Civilization V (or maybe it is already, but I'm unaware).
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

My favourite fighter of WWII has to be the Horton 229. [spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/LkWxT.jpg [/spoiler] If the Nazis lost in your universe, you may be unfamiliar with it. It looks more like a bomber, since it doesn't look to be as maneuverable. Maybe the laws of aerodynamics are different in your ...
by masakari2012
Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

My favourite fighter of WWII has to be the Horton 229. [spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/LkWxT.jpg [/spoiler] If the Nazis lost in your universe, you may be unfamiliar with it. It looks more like a bomber, since it doesn't look to be as maneuverable. Maybe the laws of aerodynamics are different in your ...
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307777

Re: Fucking Hensley

Hensley is obviously gearing up to play victim after having a failed go at some threats: My last tweet at her 6 hrs ago: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8476/8351496101_a9c08fdd98.jpg Just now: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8078/8351497651_f6c71e19a8.jpg Man she is such a craven manipulator. And just...
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
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Views: 5307777

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My first love. I used to work on many components from the cockpit, which I would not say in this group. It was sad day when we decommissioned them.
http://air.blastmagazine.com/files/2012 ... tomcat.jpg
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:20 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
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Tony Parsehole wrote:I love reading the Pitchguest exchanges on FTB. He consistently demolishes the commentariat every time he posts.
Yeah, I've been meaning to say that for a while. Also, Pitchguest's comments on youtube. It takes a lot of patience.
by masakari2012
Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:42 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Al Stefanelli wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:
My favorite Ferengi.
Obviously misogynists, what with their mandatory female nudity and all...
Rule of Acquisition #94: Females and finances don't mix.
Rule of Acquisition #139: Wives serve, brothers inherit.