If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

He's addicted to food and alcohol? No wonder he can relate to Rebecca Watson.

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(Well somebody had to say it.)

Interesting comment left by Optiuum67 on Tfoot's new vid. Love the fact that thunderf00t nicked most of the images here from the slymepit. An obsessive and deranged FTB hate forum. Almost as much asï»¿ the fact he didn't even credit them. "An obsessive and deranged FTB hate forum" That's a ringing ...

I notice that the Ladens' baby is a boy. I wonder if Greg will the him that he has a testosterone-damaged brain? Or that he has a rape-switch?

Reminds me of the old joke of some guy at a party stating that "only foot-ball players and prostitutes came from Minnesota". And, on being told by his interlocutor that his wife came from Minnesota, asked, "Really? What position did she play?" .... When people tell that joke in the UK they say rugb...

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Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/SSyyGfg.jpg

I think that pic would work better with Greg Laden instead of Oolon.

FWIW, I think she's secretly a coprophile, and loves reading The Horror in the Tower by Edward Upward.

CoprOphelia Benson? NecrOphelia Benson sounds about right.

Been meaning to ask for ages ... where did the concept of "men using women as toilets" begin, and WTF does it actually mean? It's derived from a Bensonism. She once said a\something like "It all begins to make sense once you start thinking of woman as toilets" or something similar. FWIW, I think sh...

If I was a woman, I'd kick her in the cunt. Cunt.

NO!

(Yes, I have read the original slimepit archive).

This is interesting - they are turning on ophie http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5552&p=96030&hilit=Benson#p96030 Quote from Setar in that thread: "oh this isn't the first time Ophelia's had major issues with stuff that isn't feminism -- which, we should all be reminded, usually me...

Someone should tell the different types of feminist that feminism just means equality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_m ... ideologies

It will save a lot of arguing about differing beliefs that, according to AronRa, they don't actually have.

Does Laden believe that gender is a social construct? That doesn't go well with the idea of men having testosterone-damaged brains.

"On the matter of the chromosomal difference between men and women, and the criticism against anyone who says that men are genetically half-female , I know the biology too well to say otherwise; itâ€™s true. Not all facts are comfortable ones." Yeah - very disappointing from Aron. How many times ha...

Did anyone catch this gem from my lousy compatriot's blog the other day? Jason Thibault's exhaustive list of risk factors for rape, at http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/2013/10/18/the-risk-factors-for-being-raped-a-complete-list/ Here's the list: 1. Being within fucking-distance (or even grop...

"On the matter of the chromosomal difference between men and women, and the criticism against anyone who says that men are genetically half-female, I know the biology too well to say otherwise ; itâ€™s true. Not all facts are comfortable ones." I beg to differ. Perhaps AronRa has been reading Valer...

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Marsmar wrote:
Red hair seems to be a trend with these kinds of people.
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Redheads are sexy.

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This Stacia? Get it right! image (And by right, I mean complete - include the two main attractions) Patriarchal sexist pig - reducing a woman to a huge pair of knockers blah blah etc etc. :naughty: Confession: When I typed that Stacia post, at first, instead "in the flesh" I wrote "in the felsh", w...

Hawkwind were the main attraction, but failed to turn up.

So you missed out on seeing Stacia in the flesh?

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Something I learned today: The insignia of SPECTRE, the evil crime organization in the James Bond books/films, is an octopus.

http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... PECTRE.gif

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Goddamn. That's a rough 40. She didn't look so bad a couple years ago. What the hell happened?

Actually Watson is only 33 (although her mental age is about 12).

Dick Strawkins wrote:
ERV wrote:Hey. I passed my defense.

:P
Congratulations, Dr Smith!

Dr Smith you say?

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ERV wrote:Hey. I passed my defense.

:P

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So the panel were impressed with your cure for cancer then?

Parody Accountant wrote:My memory was triggered by that video from Watson, but I can't put my finger on it... What was the story with that ms paint cock bird thing, anyway? Did she say that she drew that thing?

IIRC, Watson emailed some man an Ascii picture of a bird perched on an erect penis. Is that what you mean?

Hello everyone, PZ Myers here. Allow me to sum up my not at all contradictory beliefs: Anyone who disagrees with me is white and male. (Even though I am white and male.) All white males think alike. (Except me, and all the other white males who agree with me.) Being white and male dictates your opin...

JÃ³nsdÃ³ttir says the ban could mean the death of the sex industry. "Last year we passed a law against the purchase of sex , recently introduced an action plan on trafficking of women, and now we have shut down the strip clubs. The Nordic countries are leading the way on women's equality, recognizi...

Things I learned today:
1. Rape culture prevents women from being burglars.
2. Ophie and Anthony K are like Charles Darwin.
3. Satire of these people is now pointless. Nothing could be more absurd than their real thoughts.

Ophelia as a computer program:

10 PRINT "Stop harassing me!"
20 GOTO 10

Its the same puritanical busy-body shit that gave us 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWM!!! DAWKINS HAD AN AFFAIR!!' and 'AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWMMMM!!!! SHERMER HAD AN AFFAIR!!!' What the fuck is that any of my business? I dont care who anyone is hitting on/sleeping with. A little clueless irony to go with that...

Okay, is "Sexy Secular Conference" complete with t-shirts that basically say, 'I'm a sexy atheist', not the most annoying thing on earth? Listed as part of their mission statement: It seems that even though many Atheists think they have it all figured out, remnants of improper sex education, sexual...

Suddenly, the women in the original look a lot more attractive.

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The one on the bottom right must be related to Frankie Howerd:

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These "book" things should be burned (along with dictionaries, of course).

Yes, I know, dictionaries are books. I was annoyed when I made that post, and I wasn't thinking straight. images/smilies/icon/redface.gif

Anthony K is still an idiot, though.

"No, people use quote from famous people because theyâ€™re too fucking stupid to know that people who arenâ€™t stupid know that the quoters are simply trying to mask their own stupidity." So quoting famous people is a sign of stupidity? Yes, Anthony, what could anyone possibly learn from other peop...

Tigzy wrote:And while you're at it Anthony, I think it's about time your sorted out your cat's haemhorroid problem:

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Now that I've studied that picture, I'm not sure if he's fucking that cat's arse or if he's just emerged from it.

If you happen to be reading, Anthony, you might like to study this handy guide:

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Parsehole, is this your new Youtube identity? It's in your style, and you said something similar on the pit earlier. fredW.jpg Yeah mate, that's me. Ha! By my "style" did you mean a Fred-West-based persona or the comment itself? The Fred West persona. The good taste gene doesn't run in your family,...

Parsehole, is this your new Youtube identity? It's in your style, and you said something similar on the pit earlier.

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I think the content and covers of women's magazines are a bigger cause for concern than any lads mags yet these are all available on the lower shelves and can be bought by kids. I suspect one of the reasons for this double standard is that feminists like Smurtwat Smurthwaite are anti male sexuality...

Posting this is a bit predictable, but as we're on a Viz spree lately:

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When I die, I want my body to be useful to others

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Mr Logic is a true skeptic, by the way. When a gypsy asked if he wanted to go into her booth and have his fortune told, he replied: "The very fact that you find it necessary to ask is surely in itself proof of your inability to forsee, several seconds ago, that, at this point, I would not enter you...

Mr Logic is a true skeptic, by the way. When a gypsy asked if he wanted to go into her booth and have his fortune told, he replied: "The very fact that you find it necessary to ask is surely in itself proof of your inability to forsee, several seconds ago, that, at this point, I would not enter your...

I'm nearly pissing myself laughing at the fact that Steersman doesn't get it, and is responding in exactly the way Mr Logic would. :lol:

Once again, with Pruney, the snooty, imperious, hypocritical, snobbish Victorian grand dame comes to the fore. That sums her up perfectly. On the original ERB slimepit, Ophie made this comment: "Yes, but it wasn't a matter of saying something; it was scolding me as if I were the scullery maid" Some...

Is suet cardigan a Day Today name? It's a fucking disgusting image!

Suet cardigan is an anagram of "Grade is a cunt", a subliminal message that appeared on an episode of Brass Eye. The cunt in question is Michael Grade.

I picture you as The Brown Bottle.

I picture Bhoytony as the "What's yer name - MacFuck?" bloke in Withnail and I.
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OK, he's Irish, but there's something about his belligerence that reminds me of Tony.

I've been investigating the See You Next Tuesday press on Amazon (purely for educational purposes, you understand) and it seems that their audio books are still available. Virginia Wade (presumably not the 1977 Wimbledon winner) writes Bigfoot erotica. BigfootWade.jpg As skeptics, I hope you are abo...

debaser71 wrote:Ban romance novels. I don't like them.

Ban everything, just in case.

"When daddy rapes the virgin daughter in the pool gets taught in college lit courses, I will be more likely to agree with you that Amazon should stock it regardless of their puritanical critics." So literary merit or fame somehow stops material from being offensive? Ever heard of the Lady Chatterle...

Not to get all FREEZE PEACH, but Amazon deciding what they want to sell and not stocking books on rape, incest, bestiality is not the same as a library not stocking classes of books and is not the same as the gov't forbidding speech. If the clothing store I buy suits and dress shirts (yeah the Mens...

Famous quote about Suttee from Charles Napier: "Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all conc...

FTB blogger Ally Fogg argues in favor of censorship in the Guardian: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/14/depraved-ebooks-pornography-censorship-booksellers#start-of-comments His previous article complained about atheists being censored at the LSE: http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...

ps. oh, and FFS, can dumb-asses please stop going "complaining about realism in fantasy is STOPID lolololo!!!". It's about plausibility and breaking immersion, and fucking those things up is the hallmark of a bad storyteller (or artist, or game designer, or w/e). I don't read comics, but fuck if I'...

While we're on the subject of Nazis, I've started reading that "Hitler's Furies" book that someone mentioned a few days ago, and it mentions Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, noting that "there is an element of reality in these exaggerated depictions". Anyway, here's our glorious leader's favorite pic: http...

Yemmynisting has a new poem at FfTB. Apart from the usual sense that the whole thing was written by a 7-year old, there is this lovely piece of not quite understanding the language she's writing in. So close! http://i.imgur.com/SSCibkz.png I think we have found a McGonagall for the 21st century htt...

Clockwork Orange isn't porn. This is: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/bigdaddyhorse/ClockworkOrgyV1.jpg Can you hear that sound? It's Burgess and Kubrick turning in their graves. Is that an actual porn movie, or did you 'shop it? It's genuine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acbVQJ2449g

Clockwork Orange isn't porn.

This is:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/b ... OrgyV1.jpg

Can you hear that sound? It's Burgess and Kubrick turning in their graves.

yeah I didn't understand the point of that astrology question either except maybe it indicates a person who believes that individuals don't have control over their fates? Perhaps what that question is getting at is that some people need guidance in their lives, and people who don't want guidance fr...

I don't think half the population should be crudely displayed for the edification of the other half â€“ and to sell newspapers.

So, every woman in Britain poses for Page 3, and every man in Britain reads The Sun?

I did a Google image search for this Pumuckl character, and found this: http://www.br.de/fernsehen/bayerisches-fernsehen/inhalt/film-und-serie/bilder-meister-eder-und-sein-pumuckl-106~_v-image853_-7ce44e292721619ab1c1077f6f262a89f55266d7.jpg?version=9b1a8 Can someone tell me what the fuck is going o...

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