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by Suet Cardigan
Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:42 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Hunt wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: *That creepy, head-down, glaring eyes up pose she always makes in photos.
Yes, she's really got to stop doing that. Maybe she thinks it's a alluring pose. It isn't. It makes me want to lock my doors.
It's called the Kubrick Stare:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KubrickStare
by Suet Cardigan
Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Views: 550336

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Even though I am eating lunch while watching that, it still doesn't top that picture of PZ fucking Ophelia into the ground. That pic will be forever burned into my retinas. No sure what you refer to...got a link? I don't hang out in /images so much as I should. You asked for it ... http://i225.phot...
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Views: 550336

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I know there's a whole drama thing going on... but fucking trust me. Press play on this video, then skip around every minute or so. It's fucking 2 hours long, and you only need 5 minutes to get the full effect, but the whole thing should be digested via skimming. GOD IS REAL. SATAN IS REAL. PROOF V...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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For all these reasons, we issue a radical call for accountability to questions of history, representation, and the racialized gendering of tropes of “culpability” and “innocence” when considering Dr. Miller-Young’s case.
I think this means "Let her off because she's a black woman."
by Suet Cardigan
Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Suet Cardigan wrote:Thank God Robokitty for Google cache

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... =firefox-a
Ninja'd!
by Suet Cardigan
Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Thank God Robokitty for Google cache

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... =firefox-a
by Suet Cardigan
Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Also: http://skepchick.org/2013/08/ben-radford-accused-of-sexual-harassment/ The last sentence: Best of luck to Dr. Stollznow as I’m sure she goes on to face the avalanche of slut-shaming and hyperskepticism that inevitably follows any woman making any claim that involves a man violating her bound...
by Suet Cardigan
Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:56 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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In case anyone wants to read this WIP script for my current project: http://chronarion.org/kittyland/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=689&start=0 What a disappointment. When I saw "WIP script" I thought it was a Women in Prison script. http://images.moviepostershop.com/escape-from-womens-prison-movie-poster-197...
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Since Louis has posted on the Slymepit, why isn't he banned from Pharyngula?
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:13 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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http://imgur.com/4BVjF5i.jpg :lol: That's freaking me out. But since it's apparently Shop Your Favorite Baboons Into an Incomprehensibly Weird Fashion Ad Day here at the Pit, I might as well play too. http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd241/gumbythecat/Slymepit/badadsmall_zps9361813a.png Well, tha...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Views: 550336

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"Ugh."

"She's revolting."

What brilliant counter-arguments.

Christina Hoff-Sommers, consider yourself destroyed by these intellectual giants!
by Suet Cardigan
Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Personally, I thought 300 was an awesome movie
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by Suet Cardigan
Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Views: 550336

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The Nazis sent many socialists and communists to concentration camps. Remember the famous poem - First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then the...
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:01 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Good article by Cathy Young about trigger warnings:

http://www.mindingthecampus.com/origina ... rous_.html
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Tony Parsehole wrote:@Katamari damassi
Even if @ModernLeftist is taking the piss @ElizaCussen isn't and she's going right along with it.
ModernLeftist is definitely not serious:
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by Suet Cardigan
Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Is it just me or does he look a bit like Peezus in this one?

http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_imag ... 52571.jpeg
by Suet Cardigan
Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:17 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

This amused me a little. It's the stock chart of a company called Hornbeck Offshore Services. As you can see, the share price has declined steadily over the last few months.
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by Suet Cardigan
Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Now with color. Not a lot of improvement... :( Tubby of Color.jpg I like it! Think I'll move the cock to the head as well, when I get around to it. Of course, if I post too many shops, Guffman will pile more Civil War work on me, assuming I have nothing but time... Hey, Gringo: let the guy do some ...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Some men think that sex is gentile and caring and nice and kind etc.
Sex is gentile? More proof of the Pit's rampant antisemitism! Or something.
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:If there's no "sex" in humans, why do boys have peepees and girls have woohoos?
Why do SJWs have a Women In Secularism conference?
How can there be such a thing as The Patriarchy?
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Re this cultural appropriation thing: the World Wide Web was invented by one of us Brits, so will all foreigners please get the fuck off the web.
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:00 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Never thought I'd say it, but I kind of like this Surlyramic. :bjarte: https://twitter.com/SurlyAmy/status/435805456523476992 Ooh, it's simply beautiful. On what occasion were you thinking of wearing this classy item? Isn't a "Day of the Dead" pendant appropriating Mexican culture? http://slymepit....
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:53 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Tony Parsehole wrote:I wonder what pseudo drama will erupt at this WISC?
Let's have a whip round to send HJ Hornbeck there to tell them that women don't exist. images/smilies/icon/twisted.gif
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Here's Septic Sally's fave: http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/7025/8i2s.png Isn't dense in this context just another word for stupid? I think Sally is too stupid to realise this fact. Still, it's a brammer insuIt. I might use that one down the pub if I catch someone looking at my bird. And what ki...
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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I'll tell you one thing: Having read the entire thread on Matt's blog, I hope to fuck that HJ Hornbeck never reproduces (whether sexually, asexually or by any other means) because his genes should definitely not be passed on to future generations. It's genetic determinism to assume that HJ is a sup...
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:02 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

I'll tell you one thing: Having read the entire thread on Matt's blog, I hope to fuck that HJ Hornbeck never reproduces (whether sexually, asexually or by any other means) because his genes should definitely not be passed on to future generations.
by Suet Cardigan
Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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hjhornbeck Feminists that embrace “womyn” as a term are a rare, dying breed. I’ve never met one, and I haven’t studied any in my Women’s Studies classes . I just don’t want to wallpaper over history, by declaring the feminist movement to be perfect. HJ should tell them to change the nam...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Does anyone have that "Good Morning, Son" image that was given to TheMudbrooker for his profile image once? I think Parsehole made it, which probably means it was actually Grif...Gof...Gliftin? Without the text would be preferable, but with would also work. Shamelessly reposting because it was at t...
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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I still can't quite believe that Hornbeck is serious. Nobody could be that stupid and still be able to operate a computer.
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Ericb wrote:When you gotta go in Sochi just follow the signs:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bfodr04IEAAEYpS.jpg
Charleston lessons to the right.
Clearly those signs mean "This way to be kicked in the balls/vag"
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:41 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Just been reading the comments on the Evidence based feminism video and noticed this gem:
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There can't be any differences between men and women because some organisms reproduce asexually? Is this idiot serious?
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Great. Now you tell me you all are going to get upset if someone plays a Black Hitler?
http://cheapstheycome.files.wordpress.c ... poster.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L6WxpS51WBs/T ... binson.jpg
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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The homosexual necrophilia Mallard duck study won an Ignoble prize:

http://www.improbable.com/2013/04/01/ke ... my-life-2/
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:45 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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God dammit, I'm in editing hell. Having a person with a speech impediment do voice-overs is simply masochism. On top of it all, I can't find that damned religious art 'shoop of all the FTB usual idiots. Someone dig that fucker up for me. This one? https://elevatorgate.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/20...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Racist recipes? SJWs are already on the case. Just Google fusion food cultural appropriation
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Tonto know that Kimosabi
Never ever have a woman
Tonto sometime stop and wonder
What the trip with the great white brother
Maybe masked man he a poofter
Try it on with surly Tonto
Let me say to mister lawman
Tonto doesn't mind

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by Suet Cardigan
Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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I just clicked random on Urban Dictionary and got this:
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Note the related words.
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Last night two of my running club coaches held a victim-blaming rape apologist self-defense workshop, in response to the recent murder of a young woman who was running in a park about two miles from where I live. Learned several useful techniques that might help me avoid an assault or escape relati...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:00 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Speaking of Marcotte, didn't someone here have a dream about cottage cheese dripping out of her pussy? Yeah...uh, that was me. And here I am laughing about Clarence's tendency to go a little too far in revealing disturbing information about himself. Mea culpa. You have my deepest sympathy. Have you...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Speaking of Marcotte, didn't someone here have a dream about cottage cheese dripping out of her pussy?
by Suet Cardigan
Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Anita Sarkeesian, step aside. As a female lead character, Lara Croft has had to endure an unfair amount of polygonal stereotyping, crude sexualisation and exploitation, all of which combined have overshadowed almost everything the heroine has achieved in her rein at the helm of the Tomb Raider franc...
by Suet Cardigan
Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Here's a new take on it all, courtesy of Lucy at Ally's blog: Feminists essentially believe that women have been a colonised people since their inception. And like any other colonised people, their culture, language, personalities, bodies (through sex selection) have been irrevocably damaged and di...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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As we move toward the end of the New Atheism era, "atheism" is becoming less of an end than a means. A new generation of atheists – people like Alom Shaha, Dan Trilling, Melody Hensley, Tom Chivers and Rebecca Watson – are defined as much by their positive humanism, secularism or feminism as th...
by Suet Cardigan
Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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From that execrable Martin Robbins column: More than that, atheist identities seem to be evolving, subsumed by other, more positive labels. Atheism as an identity never seemed particularly comfortable to me, because it’s ultimately a name for something that I’m not. It isn’t a "thing", but the...
by Suet Cardigan
Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:54 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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Picture of the now on Encyclopedia Dramatica:
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by Suet Cardigan
Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
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Views: 550336

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LOL, yeah, something like that. But don't forget that in addition to having utopia privilege, Bora is a male, so when he was living in Yugoslavia/the places it turned into, he was clearly running the place. Also keep in mind that men get extra privileges in war zones. Sometimes they are given medal...
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 550336

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As we're on the subject of Star Wars, I thought you all might like the Imperial March on ukelele and penny whistle:


[youtube]FI_DospPY28[/youtube]
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:54 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

Article of the day on Encyclopedia Dramatica is Patriarchy

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Patriarchy
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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'The patriarchy. It's everywhere. Imbuing every cell, every fibre, of the organic tapestry that comprises society. A poison to some, a panacea to others; you cannot escape it. It is everywhere, and it shapes - everything.' Jacqueline Rose, a vapid, faintly hissing piece of pink noise given tits, ha...
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

I was sitting around dwelling on the fact that some people think I'm just insulting, the implication being that the FTBullies don't deserve to just be insulted, and was trying to think of the worst things the bullies have pulled off. You know, to justify my being an asshole. Number one on my list w...
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

Has the statute of limitation run out on telling people what rosebud refers to in Citizen Cane ? His bunghole? :D There is a little wrinkle to this story (whilst we are discussing wrinkled organs). Quite apart from the movie's meaning for rosebud, did you know Orson Welles discovered that it was Wi...
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:11 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

"Isabella Sorley, 23, from Newcastle and John Nimmon, 25, from South Shields, were charged with improper use of a communications network." How the fuck is this even a charge? Pray tell, exactly what the fuck is "proper use of a communications network" outside of a private company, TOS, or north Kor...
by Suet Cardigan
Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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If it hasn't been noted before, Rebecca Watson has reached her $400 per video and will now compose a song for us....... Becca should do a cover of Romeo Void's Never Say Never ("I might like you better/ If you got the fuck out of my apartment, Reginald") "Too drunk to fuck" by the Dead Kennedys wou...
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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Or invent a time machine and go back to prevent colonization!
Bah! I'm going to invent a time machine and go back 1.2 billion years to prevent the evolution of sexual reproduction. Only then will we be free from patriarchal binary gender cis-scum oppression. Or something.
by Suet Cardigan
Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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Oh, and if anyone has cycles to spare killing themselves laughing, go and read the reviews on this puppy . OK...you guys really need some Veet for Men.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending 6th review...
by Suet Cardigan
Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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Like Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig van Beethoven, Claude Debussy, hell … lets bring this up to date: Justin Bieber! Or: Like Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Albert Einstein, hell … lets bring this up to date: Deepak Chopra! Nope, still doesn't sound as insane as the original by Theophontes: Like ...
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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Who says the Social Justice League can't do comedy? Svan has a new article up that complains about the recent PNAS study that looked at hundreds of brain scans and found a statistically significant difference between men and women in the type of neurological wiring in their brains. Svan suggests we...
by Suet Cardigan
Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 1236242

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"Not everyone identifies as a human" I assume she's talking about these mentally ill people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin You can "identify" as a magical dragon that breathes fairy-dust until you're blue in the face but you can fuck right off if you think any sane adult is going to go alon...