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Service Dog wrote: ↑ No need for a shower curtain, just keep the cape on.
Take it off to poop, tho.

Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I'm pooping french fries!"

Doctor: "Cut two inches off your string vest."

Wonder what happened to string vests?

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑ shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.

Some people get all the luck!

Also 2 Syrian refugees arrested, one of them charged in connection with terrorism. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/2-arrests-in-kingston-ont-linked-to-national-security-investigation-1.4268282 In b4 Faith Goldy. The media's being predictably coy about this. The older guy, a 20 year old, has not been ...

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...

If a trans-black bluesman is acceptable, check out Doug MacLeod:

None of his albums are disappointing, but I'd recommend starting with 'A Little Sin'. A very friendly guy.

Barbasol: You is all a bunch of poofs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzC47F1DTO8 No canned crap for my straight razors, but a little chemistry instead: Shaving_soap_NaOH_portion.png Shaving_soap_KOH_portion.png I found calculating the mix of KOH and NaOH soaps separately was easier, but you still...

Who knew a simple hat had so much mojo, so much ability to cause so many to repudiate long held beliefs and tenets ... (did I get that right FT? ... ;-) ) https://pics.me.me/evolution-of-the-dunce-cap-make-america-great-again-unce-14022308.png :bjarte: There was a time in the 1980s when the basebal...

Congratulations, Conc. Don't miss any doses of cyclosporine, tacrolimus, mycophenolate or whatever other poisons you must swallow. Franc, I'd congratulate you too, but there'll be an element of commiseration in it too. Did you know the Royal Navy still offers burial at sea for ex-seamen? Making arra...

Canada's own version of The Grauniad, known locally as The Globe & Mail, continues to push the original version of the MAGA cap VS, the indigenous marine: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-the-confrontation-between-the-covington-students-and-nathan-phillips/ Published 30 minutes ago. E...

and... it was minus 5 in Troy Michigan today. I got one flush out of the toilet this morning and then nothing. Frozen pipe. I put a bunch of heaters against the walls and HOOORAY! I just got the water to run. No broken pipe..... whew. Time for the good scotch. A nervous night here, as after three w...

The kid has written his account of what happened:

Statement of Nick Sandmann, Covington Catholic High School junior, regarding incident at the Lincoln Memorial

Presumably the truth lies somewhere between the MSM accounts and his.

SM1957 wrote: ↑
Keating wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:42 am
Speaking of which, I could do with a good piss.
Good point, well made.

A good piss always requires good pointing.

Congressman from Hawaiian says he's "An Asian Trapped in A White Person's Body": https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/425734-hawaii-rep-regrets-claiming-hes-an-asian-trapped-in-a-white Which could actually happen to an asian if Lindy West sat next to them on a plane. But so much worse ...

Israeli student on phone to sister killed in 'horrific' attack in Melbourne

Wonder if she was beheaded...

* Full disclosure - I was a "Dragoon" - historically, a heavy infantry soldier mounted on horseback who would charge in with the cavalry (lancers, hussars and whatnot) then dismount to knee the enemy in the bollocks and suck out his eyeballs. Surely with plenty of training exercises to not get the ...

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ Doesn't anyone use electric razors any more? :think:

Lately I've been experimenting with a kamisori-style custom in my favourite O1 tool steel:

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I can't seem to find where to attach the power cord though...

I would be proud to own this plate. It's brilliant! https://i.imgur.com/Wbn3Gap.jpg Despite first impressions, it has started to grow on me. I am almost tempted to see if I could order one of my very own. Oh my god!!!! It is fantastic. I want one! Just get one of those incompetent art restorers to ...

Remember Night of the Lepus?

Well, it's coming true in a winter near you: Adorable snowshoe hares found to routinely feast on their own dead: study

The Foxy Folklorist has decided that consent is not a contract. https://www.patheos.com/blogs/foxyfolklorist/consent-is-not-a-contract/#disqus_thread Of course, whenever the FF talks about having sex with another person, she's speaking in hypotheticals. All too obvious. I agree with her that consen...

If I do experience a mid life crisis it won’t involve anyone with Goldy’s .... unique speech inflections. You draw attention to a detail quite correctly; she has a voice that would quickly become grating. Upper Canada Creaky Voice (what it's called where it's too cold for a voice to fry). But I'd s...

TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFiyZB5ucgo

I'll see your gayageum, and raise you an acoustic guitar:

https://www.narcity.com/ca/on/toronto/news/faith-goldys-new-merchandise-sales-to-help-her-raise-money-are-so-low-theyre-giving-us-second-hand-embarrassment Faith Goldy's New Merchandise Sales To Help Her Raise Money Are So Low They're Giving Us Second Hand Embarrassment Alas, not only is Faith sell...

https://youtu.be/hi2eULJ_Q2c The more funny it is, the more wrong it must be: Radio-Canada parody mocking Trudeau’s India trip blasted as racist, ‘completely disrespectful’ PZ finally decides, yes, he hates Benson: https://web.archive.org/web/20190106112845/https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Not the world's best video, but here's a lecture on the Marxist origins of fascism:

You know, it's perfectly true that there was confusion when i fascisti formed. Socialism wasn't so well-defined, and many people saw fascism as a form of socialism. Maybe it can still be looked at as cultural (even National!) socialism rather than economic socialism. And it's probably true that Muss...

Rubin and Peterson take a step towards dumping Patreon:

They've been dumbing down computers to have less functions and making them more and more user unfriendly at the same time. I used an android for a bit and wasn't impressed. I keep saying that I'm going to switch to Linux one of these days. Maybe my next computer. Windows announced last year that th...

Nice to see you, Scented! The Apple coder that BeccyBooze relies upon for her endgame is probably part of the mess that all Apple software has become. I've bought Apple computer products since the beginning, and after buying 100+ computers, printers, cameras, Newtons et al, I'm just as pissed off as...

I had no idea June Whitfield was still alive, until the day before yesterday, when she wasn't. Still, she outlasted Terry by 24 years.

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PS just shot #71. Caine would be mad.

Hey, Brive, have you watched Peter Jackson's They Shall Not Grow Old ? I'm more than half way through it and I haven't seen any footage yet that isn't new to me, and the colourisation and interpolation to prevent jerkiness works well. I'm having to take it in 5 or 10 minute aliquots as it's moving ...

Hey, Brive, have you watched Peter Jackson's They Shall Not Grow Old ? I'm more than half way through it and I haven't seen any footage yet that isn't new to me, and the colourisation and interpolation to prevent jerkiness works well. I'm having to take it in 5 or 10 minute aliquots as it's moving s...

dog puke wrote: ↑
InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑ So when do the 2018 Cunties nominations start?
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Ask Screwtape... I think he is in charge this year.

I love a dog that bears a grudge.

I was always happy to supply an apposite limerick for a patient in need of cheering up, and I'm pleased when I discover a new (to me) one: A young fellow one day feeling gingery Made a hole in his sister's best lingerie Then he pinched her behind, And made up his mind To add incest to insult to injury

Just had a word with my own mother (no surprise there - most of us were born with them) - and the lack of high drama I will be experiencing by missing out on Xmas at home - will be very relaxing. I recommend my method of dealing with an unwanted mother - give her cancer of the endometrium as you de...

Good luck, Conc! The Pit is full of soft-hearted lovelies who cry easily and who will all be thinking of you. WRT CBD oil. When anything is pushed as being good for what ails you (no matter what that is), you know expectations are too high. There's very little unbiased science out there about medici...

dog puke wrote: ↑ Hey... did I miss the Cunties™ ?

We forgot to nominate you. Sorry.

I enjoyed this... but... then... I enjoy picking out ingrown nails. Man, I learned most of my surgical technique as a teenager with the tweezers from a Swiss army knife and some surgical spirit. Later in life I got to be very good at wedge resections and the pledget soaked in phenol in glycerine le...

Note how twitter has protected my virgin eyes from a photo in which "his mam does anal for cigs" is written out, but not the tweet itself that reads "his man (sic) does anal for cigs". It could be worse, the lights could spell out "does anal for fags." Well he would, wouldn't he? (to misquote the i...

piginthecity wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑

But thanks for the braids. The Star of David is inspired.
It isn't a star of David. It's a pentangle.

Does this mean that Zionists are 20% worse than your average satanist?

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:04 am
Okay then! :think:

It looks like they're all at it:

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AndrewV69 wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:51 pm

Seems like there may be a new option soon:

Bhurzum wrote: ↑

The BMJ Christmas issue is always filled with silly and spoof papers. That article tries a bit too hard.

The tracking number change courier every day. Please wait an i resent you. The items coming out of Canada. Thank you Nikos.... Probably means resend? Yes? Anyway, I did not fly off the handle ... but I nearly did. Because it is taking several iterations to get a tracking number, and so far no succe...

I've often wondered just what Melania first saw in the septuagenarian billionaire property tycoon Why, a billion things, of course. Some of them to be realised the moment he leaves the presidency; I'm sure she is contactually obliged to stay till then with a reward specified for not dumping him dur...

Agreed, but still enjoyed the story.

Christmas comes early for atheist family who opposed holiday symbols in the classroom For instance, when Mangel learned the school planned to include clay elf decorations in its December festivities, he wrote an email to the board objecting, and suggested some "atheist Christmas ornaments" that wou...

Jerry Coyne appears to be slipping down our friend's rabbit hole:

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The Army is a great place to launch a career. Once your tour of duty was over, I imagine you could quite easily get a great job in the civilian sector as a gas station attendant. The vaulting ambition of the ex-soldier... ;) "Be all you can be" as the US Army used to say. Mind you, I'd rather be a ...

After 38 years of marriage, and four delightful years of living in sin prior to that, I too wish FG well. There's nothing like it. In all respects.

And I shall withold the skinning knife for actual contacted parties in the marriage. They don't get to solve problems that way.

https://twitter.com/FaithGoldy/status/1069993325736980481?s=20 My God! Poor you! Should you need it for her new husband, I happened to sharpen a 10" damascus skinning knife today. Skinning_Knife.jpg I'm sure it will do the job. ;) Probably can chop off a braid or two (after a full carcass) if anyon...

... Now that my dominant arm is messed up... Oh, I know. I have no pulses in my dominant right arm since I spent a day with my right brachial artery compressed against a kitchen counter as I held my old Sharp Innova .22* and waited for a few hours for a rat to come back. I had a nice shower of spli...

Andrew, certainly. With a knife, the edge you get is more about maintaining the same angle all along the blade. That angle will be anything from 30º for a general purpose pocket knife, to 20º for a sharp skinning knife or even 15º for a Japanese kitchen knife. My razors make all that easy - keep the...

Even Hitler respected Switzerland's neutrality better than the EU. The deal is highly sensitive since it would mean Swiss rules change automatically in line with EU law and give the European Court of Justice a role in resolving conflicts https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1070985021803126784...

re: Sally Strange All I can remember about her is that she was a bit off. Stunned, or walking around in a daze I guess you could say. So I did a search and it appears that her old Twatter account @SallyStrange has been suspended somewhere around June of this year. I found her blog (well it looks li...

Oh, man, Brexit. I have read that what was made as an economic argument became a referendum on untrammelled immigration, and if that’s true, the economic price to be paid might be seen as worthwhile by the leave voters. Being, these days, an outsider looking in, I don’t see what the huge dissatisfac...

franc wrote: ↑ d4m10n -

rat up a drainpipe. Again.

You know, I do think it might work if the suppositories don't.

The New Evolution Deniers Despite there being zero evidence in favor of Blank Slate psychology, and a mountain of evidence to the contrary, this belief has entrenched itself within the walls of many university humanities departments where it is often taught as fact. Now, armed with what they percei...

Hard times, sorry man. Insert platitudes. Shit. Ah fuck, I look at it as the death of a cockroach. The nightmare is the funeral and the financials. They say grief for a parent you didn't get on with is harder, but I adored my father and his death was devastating, while thirteen years later it was p...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Keating wrote: ↑ Glad to see you didn't drown today.
My skylight is leaking. Right now.

Wife is freaking out. Dog is sad.

Lucky it never rains in Canberra.

What would happen if the same leak opened up in the local Men's Shed? Just a thought.

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