If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Wow, reading Aratina's Twitter is hilarious. He's a special kind of stupid, I REALLY hope he tries to sue somebody.

And out of nowhere, A Doctor Who mini-sode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo [youtube]U3jrS-uhuo[/youtube] Ooh, yipee! I can watch this while dressed as an elf. I love this place. No, you're suppose to dress as a long-legged ginger girl from Scotland or her cuckold boyfriend. ... nerd. Sor...

Kareem wrote:And out of nowhere, A Doctor Who mini-sode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo
[youtube]U3jrS-uhuo[/youtube]

Ooh, yipee! I can watch this while dressed as an elf. I love this place.

If someone pointed a gun at me I would just assume it was loaded and act accordingly (either shit my pants or attack him with my rubber sword).

Hell, 10-15 years ago when I was still in regular school, it was the cool kids in the school where the ones who were out LARPing Yes, nothing is cooler than dressing up as an elf and fighting with rubber swords. This is yet another of those times when I wonder what the fuck I am doing here amongst ...

Hell, 10-15 years ago when I was still in regular school, it was the cool kids in the school where the ones who were out LARPing Yes, nothing is cooler than dressing up as an elf and fighting with rubber swords. This is yet another of those times when I wonder what the fuck I am doing here amongst ...

Bjarte really has problems. Not only is he a black hole of comedy and devoid of artistic talent, but also has the world's worst Mr T Halloween costume.

I pity the fool.

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https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/401047425944915969 Out of curiousity, would this suggest she isn't coach class? Not a bad gig, if so. Unreal. I'm curious. If it is a sponsored ticket, good for her. If not, there's an ethical question here. I'm pretty sure it makes perfect economic sense. S...

I'm wondering: am I the only one here not having any degrees or education beyond junior-high? I feel left out. I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody here that I left school at sixteen. All my education took place in Catholic schools and I couldn't wait to get away from those hypocritical ...

Thereâ€™s no bright line between those and being â€œrouged upâ€ in a menâ€™s shower room for being too femme.

I suppose that could make you look a bit femme.

As a short addendum to the Benson\cunt\proper British way of swearing conversation, Well, I'm British and I don't recognise your version of the way swearing is used in Britain. Maybe it's a class or geographical thing, me being lower class scum and living oop north, but I hear cunt used in front of...

As a short addendum to the Benson\cunt\proper British way of swearing conversation, Well, I'm British and I don't recognise your version of the way swearing is used in Britain. Maybe it's a class or geographical thing, me being lower class scum and living oop north, but I hear cunt used in front of...

I find it incredible that this one doesn't have any triggers

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It sounds like you're saying we should all add a bunch of satirical "triggers" to the site... Way ahead of you mate. Fuck! I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account (and I don't intend to) so I can't add any triggers. Pity I was going to be triggered by "HUGE COCK" in this one I found. Oh and I ho...

It sounds like you're saying we should all add a bunch of satirical "triggers" to the site... Way ahead of you mate. Fuck! I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account (and I don't intend to) so I can't add any triggers. Pity I was going to be triggered by "HUGE COCK" in this one I found. http://cont...

All in all, a soft, fat turd like PZ Myers, who's spent his life widening his lard ass behind a desk at some podunk college, who has never served himself, likely knows no one personally who has served , and almost definitely has never known or talked to anyone who's been in combat, lost limbs, watc...

Looks like comedy superstar Bjarte is spreading his incredible talents from cartoons to live action movies now.

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rpguest wrote: I like the comics. Visual comedy is what does it for me.

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Oh, Fuck. Now you've done it. Countdown to entry of resident Defender Of The Faith.

I'll take that as a "Fuck, yeah!" I had no idea what "bunda" means so headed over to google images. http://www.luizberto.com/wp-content/2013/06/Bunda-ou-Jeep.jpg Now I've got a diamond cutter in my slacks and my other half is on nights. Bastards! Utter, utter bastards! Ohh yeah, that's a nice Jeep.

Two things: 1. Caine is not a mod, more a chief tattle-tail, or playground sneak. 2. Someone has just created an account with the name "Chris Rodda." Welcome. How dare you use the word "chief" in reference to Caine? I'll have you know she's a good friend of mine. http://i54.tinypic.com/240x5bb.jpg

fwiw, Pamela Gay believes in biorhythms: [youtube]oV9Sr5H0Tpo[/youtube] c. 10:58 she starts in This is why she is a speaker at all those sceptic cons. She has evidence that her Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ created those biorythms. I thought it was ridiculous when somebody who thought the universe ...

The irony is, by overly concentrating their efforts in a small area, they've created a target. Think of the screening areas in most major U.S. airports say, the day before thanksgiving or december 23rd. Small area, packed with people, still outside the security zone. that is a terrifyingly target-r...

welch wrote: Anything with the word "budweiser" or any other beer/alcohol manufacturer in the name? Fuck no.

Anything with the word budweiser and either the words beer or alcohol in it would be a breach of the Trades Descriptions Act.

Dick Strawkins wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/20vC9Cs.jpg

Whoa, I wouldn't be groping her, she's got arms like Schwarzenegger. She could rag doll you all over the room.

I'm pretty sure I must be the only person on the internet without PTSD.

Lsuoma wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
That's not fair. Y'all know I have a crush on Jen.
More so than on El Fideldo?

Reminds me of Richard Herring trying to find a joke so obscure that only one person in the audience would laugh. (Googling doesn't count)

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Gefan wrote:
as much as I admire the wit of Southern, Cunt of Personality, Bhoytoy; in the end they're going to overload us all with "The Crazy".

Bhoytoy? Fucking Bhoytoy?

Cheetahs are all close cousins. I thought I'd read somewhere that a population could survive a bottleneck of 1 male : 7 females, but I don't know if that was a ratio or a total # of individuals. So, for the sake of humanity, I'm gonna have to go with me and six women in the shelter. Ophelia, Caine,...

OMG! What happened to Scottish dolls in plastic tubes!? My Nana had fucking loads of them in a cabinet! Along with snow-globes. I remember one of her snow-globes was of 2 kids on a seesaw outside of Big Ben and Westminster. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/b-snowglobe-murder-martin-munoz...

Nah, there's nobody like that at all where I live. I can't speak for the whole of the U.K. but from here it seems like it's a very North American/Posh-parts-of-London thing to be an offended bellend all the time. Do not offend the ancient Smoggy Gods who rule over your Homeland. My parents have jus...

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Nah, there's nobody like that at all where I live. I can't speak for the whole of the U.K. but from here it seems like it's a very North American/Posh-parts-of-London thing to be an offended bellend all the time.

Do not offend the ancient Smoggy Gods who rule over your Homeland.

Hmm - this is intriguing. Caine has used a rat skull before, as a model for one of her sewing pieces. Rat skull: http://www.flickr.com/photos/67993470@N03/8728212549/in/photostream/ Resultant work: http://www.flickr.com/photos/67993470@N03/8728387495/in/photostream/ Course, this doesn't solve the m...

Every time Albert Benson posts one of these "people call me ugly" drama-fests she always follows the same template. "Random pitter has called me ugly. I know I am hideous, but do they need to keep bringing it up?" She then looks pointedly at her commenters and bats her eyelashes like your girlfriend...

Brive1987 wrote:Caine tells us more than we need to know.

Pffft, itâ€™s not possible to be way too enthused about skulls. That reminds me, I have some rat skulls to dig up before the dirt freezes solid.
Dare I ask "why"?

I suggest you read Iain Banks' The Wasp Factory

I've just read this article (hat tip to Uberfeminist for tweeting it) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10358720/Vicky-Pryce-most-women-in-prison-because-of-men.html It contains this gem from Vicky Pryce: â€œWhat really did it was talking to the women in Holloway and realising th...

What next? Are you going to tell us that hairless pubes are teh sexxy? I can't decide which is sexier, a bald cunt http://2i3fuc3zs1vp116ttf2lp2j26gv.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2013/07/Climate-300x150.jpg or a hairy cunt. http://api.ning.com/files/cr*ZYkAgIYE-KRtaGuJ80hsOQQg6evpkQCVSgxcYGSCuiPDA...

http://www.funchilly.com/wp-content/upl ... uicide.jpg

What's with all these feminist 'comedians' who are anything but funny? I've never seen any comedy from Smurthwaite, for example. Here's a sample of Smurthwaite's "comedy" "Does anybody think it's weird when atheists call their kids Christian? I think a better choice would be Godfrey." Oh my aching ...

http://www.freezepage.com/1382792178UWBFBZSBXF New Popular Science post by scienceblogger Rebecca Watson. It seems to be along the lines of the previous one - SGU filler material. I checked the name of the syndrome mentioned online and saw that there have been several other skeptic artices about it...

DaveDodo007 wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
It's tough typing three whole paragraphs while in a fucking straightjacket.
Yeah because vulnerable men's problems are just so funny. aren't you just the tough guy.

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I finaly left the facebook "anti-atheism+" group. It's getting very weird there. By weird I think you mean anti-feminist with a bit of cross over as anti-women. Maybe this is justified or maybe men are getting fed up with a system that continues to fuck them in the arse on a regular basis. Maybe ju...

Been meaning to ask for ages ... where did the concept of "men using women as toilets" begin, and WTF does it actually mean? It's derived from a Bensonism. She once said a\something like "It all begins to make sense once you start thinking of woman as toilets" or something similar. FWIW, I think sh...

Welcome wonderistdelurking...are you the wonderist we used to know and (searching for appropriate word)? either way, welcome (back) and... Fuck off. Someone will be along shortly to provide you with a basket of lynx. Yes, it's me, and no, I'm not 'back'. I've been lurking all the while, but as I st...

Does anybody remember when I said some people on here take themselves and this forum too seriously? No, didn't see it the first five times you said it. I was just pointing it out with regard to Lord Snooty taking my silly joke about his footman as a statement of fact. I'm going to keep mentioning a...

Does anybody remember when I said some people on here take themselves and this forum too seriously?

Git wrote:Oh, we're food-blogging now? Here was my tea tonight:

Tea? You sound very common. I suppose you have dinner instead of lunch. Please stop lowering the tone around here you pleb.

Have you seen the Wim Wenders film Paris, Texas ? Ry Cooder soundtrack. The Paris, Texas soundtrack is amazing. It's pretty simple stuff, but the feeling Cooder puts into it is awesome. I've got a Michael Messer steel-bodied resonator guitar, I can tune it to open D, play all the right notes in the...

[youtube]x4KmbUCwkyE[/youtube]

OK, my turn to post a random music video.

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I know; I grew up with them both (and the Dandy, Victor, Eagle, Hotspur etc). I was referring to AndrewV69 being familiar with the 'dinna fash yersel'" meme of the The Broons, rather than suggesting Lord Snooty would have anything to do with the blue-faced characters north of the border. I'm sure A...

I'm so surprised. http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/639/cjft.png I'm guessing we have a reader of the old Sunday Post, complete with The Broons and Oor Wullie: http://lh3.ggpht.com/_IPaPWGoFwJA/TGsYAocBXgI/AAAAAAAACBU/K-Sw1fUYq0s/NewImage.jpg?imgmax=800 Lord Snooty was in the Beano, not the Sunday...

AndrewV69 wrote:
Ahhh dinna fash yerself. I do not watch Dr Who, Star Trek or Big Bang Theory myself. And no one here likes my taste in music either.

I'm so surprised.

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I've always said I don't belong here, but it's becoming more obvious with every post. I don't like Dr Who, Star Trek or Big Bang Theory. I don't read science fiction or comic books. I get my hands dirty for a living, hate cats and don't take myself or anything on this forum seriously. Most importan...

Maybe you should just do what cunt did and declare yourself better than this place and leave. Typical comment from a Septic (don't throw your toys out of the pram and flounce again because I said something nasty about Americans). Like I said, I don't take myself or anything on this forum seriously....

I've always said I don't belong here, but it's becoming more obvious with every post. I don't like Dr Who, Star Trek or Big Bang Theory. I don't read science fiction or comic books. I get my hands dirty for a living, hate cats and don't take myself or anything on this forum seriously. Most importan...

What do you do for a living? Also, what's your SSN? Also, I don't know what SSN stands for. For US citizens, SSN is their social security number, which was supposed to be used to identify federal retirement accounts but has been abused for 50 years as an identifier. In the US If I know your name, S...

I've always said I don't belong here, but it's becoming more obvious with every post. I don't like Dr Who, Star Trek or Big Bang Theory. I don't read science fiction or comic books. I get my hands dirty for a living, hate cats and don't take myself or anything on this forum seriously. Most importan...

I've always said I don't belong here, but it's becoming more obvious with every post. I don't like Dr Who, Star Trek or Big Bang Theory. I don't read science fiction or comic books. I get my hands dirty for a living, hate cats and don't take myself or anything on this forum seriously. Most important...

Service Dog wrote:my gift to the 'shoopsters...
http://i.imgur.com/saNcYaa.png

I think this one is the real gift to them, it's begging for it.

http://mulberrystreet.files.wordpress.c ... bition.jpg

Mr Logic is a true skeptic, by the way. When a gypsy asked if he wanted to go into her booth and have his fortune told, he replied: "The very fact that you find it necessary to ask is surely in itself proof of your inability to forsee, several seconds ago, that, at this point, I would not enter you...

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