If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

@Gumby. All the best to you and yours.

Service Dog wrote:Of Arabia.

Saud off.

http://i.imgur.com/rjW1uaC.jpg

Gumby, Pitchguest & Dog Puke - sorry guys, sounds like hard times all round, my condolences. I am surprised the funniest dick joke of them all has not been mentioned: Dr Richard Carrier PhD. on second thoughts perhaps this dick joke is only average. Only for a caucasian. :bjarte: And thanks for the...

Spike13 wrote:
Spike13 wrote:Are there any Known SJW's that have accomplished anything of note?

( outside the fields of critisizing others that is)
Performing arts do not count either.

Justin Trudeau.

Of course, "performing arts" rules out politicians, so I apologize for the redundant post.

Thanks for all the fine words and sentiments folks - it helps a lot! I am planning to do a George Carlin. OK Service Dog… here’s your story, and I really live up to my name here. Yeah - so last Wednesday, early hours, I had a heart attack. I was up all night puking, wretching and dry heaving. I had ...

Gumby and PitchGuest - hang in there and all the best. As for me, I just had a heart attack last Wednesday. :romance-heart: I am pretty sure I am still alive, :romance-heartbeating: but sometimes I wonder. It has been a rather sobering experience which, unlike that one time I had sex, I have no desi...

Guestus Aurelius wrote:Our dear old dog died.

:(

Condolences.

Mallady says: Harassers took away my health, my livelohood, my job, my happiness, my future. Can this poor, poor excuse for a human being accept no responsibility whatsoever for any of her actions at all? Jesus. How did she ever ... well, fuck it. Just amazing self-concern. Just amazing. Yes. Boggl...

fuzzy wrote:

Weird sinks in there. I could barely fit my dick into the hole.

Silly old fuzzy thing... they were designed for Dr. Dick Carrier Phd's caucasian dick.

---•••• BREAKING NEWS ••••----

PZ Myers is a cunt*.

---•••• CARRY ON ••••----

* This is the UK/Australian meaning of the word.

Skep tickle wrote:
HunnyBunny wrote:Well my SJW daughter has not only unfriended me on facebook, she has also blocked me. Because I am 'offending people of faith, islamophobic and racist'. ...
HunnyBunny - so sorry to hear this. :(

Sucks big time HB.

Michael J wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:
fuzzy wrote:Let's see if this works
https://dropfile.to/H2lEw
Seriously LOL. Classic. :clap: :dance:
Bwah hah hah

Disco Stew

:clap: :clap:

There's no right answer to the 'Are you a racist?' question. It is assumed all white people are racist, if only unconsciously. "When did you stop subjugating disadvantaged persons of color?" :clap: :clap: You will make an excellent Grand Inquisitor when our SJW Overlords assume the reigns of power.

http://imgur.com/F6X5RpY Peezer in the nack row on the right What a dick. Most speakers like to see audience members as close as possible. I wonder how he feels if the students in his shitty lectures occupy the last five rows and leave the first five open. That's the position of Shepard overlooking...

[youtube]ShC_OQtimMA[/youtube]

Paris. Fuck. Horrible, shocking thing. Islam is evil. Fuck all the Islam apologists. Fuck all the dhimmi SJWs. Islam needs to be reformed and secularized. I don't give a shit about "tradition". I don't give a shit about "culture". If your tradition inspires you to commit or support this evil acts, ...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Sometimes, you wonder about the legitimacy of the Kent State shootings...
Sorry the anniversary of your brother-in-law has got you down, but... Dien Bien Phuck You.
Saigonna be like that, eh?

:rimshot:

That's a big Ho Ho Ho... Chi Minh City to you.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Sometimes, you wonder about the legitimacy of the Kent State shootings...

Sorry the anniversary of your brother-in-law has got you down, but... Dien Bien Phuck You.

http://i.imgur.com/7L1xNf3.jpg

What is that?

Cnutella wrote:Why did Steers post a picture of The Bee Gees. I don't get it.

That ain't no Mudd Club, or The Bee Gees... :hand:

I ain't got time for that now.

Yeah, keep upholding the pit's impeccable reputation of doing nothing but bitching. Let's hear your suggestions for a more active 'pit, then! You guys can do whatever you want. Just don't bitch at me and pretend as if it doesn't just confirm everything I said. Mea culpa. I now realize that you can'...

philogloss wrote: Yeah, keep upholding the pit's impeccable reputation of doing nothing but bitching.

Hey Mykeru!! Long time no see!

Okay, I just got back up off the floor. Star Wars 'borrowed' (sometimes out right stole nearly word-for-word) from lots of sources. This includes: Flash Gordon Dersu Uzala The Fighting Devil Dogs (Darth Vader) The Phantom Empire (More Darth VAder) The Hidden Fortress (much of the Star Wars main plo...

feathers wrote:
Skep tickle wrote:
Phew. I can see the dots but can't make out anything meaningful in it.
I think I see '30' but common pit expectation-wise, it's probably a penis.

Whatever it is, it is crudely drawn. :hand:

Yesterday, my dog got sick. Puked all over the rug. Part of having a dog I suppose. After settling him down, I get out some rags and a spot-bot and clean the mess up. Unfortunately, it was a pretty big area, so to clean parts of it, I end up kneeling on parts of the rug that are still wet, and so t...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:The Pit is so slow these days. I suspect that anyone who could be arsed would find a direct correlation with FfTB's figures. A project for Brive, perhaps?

Brive is writing for Patheos now.

Tell me about it. I had this Tyrannosaurus Rex living down the street constantly telling lies. One time, xe (the T-Rex used preferred gender neutral pronouns), tried to convince everyone that The Pterodactyl in the cul de sac was really Santa Claus. Biggest BSer in this dimension for absolutely no ...

http://i.imgur.com/fLe7gvD.png

Seriously, what the hell is she talking about. Very triggering language if you ask me.

Bill of Ockham's Rusty Razor sez: Elyse hallucinated everything.

Laughing Witch has gone to the press. Let's see how the story changes. http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/local/bowie/2015/10/29/prince-georges-co-business-battles-economic-cyber-terrorism/74846146/ Well, if they read comments, they're going to see that they've been owned. And no one has yet mentioned...

Ok.... last list. Seriously. I'm dying. This is too funny. Yo baby let's chill the fuck out. I'm cool as a cucumber https://youtu.be/dy4BDsHaTHY I do not have a car. I don't have any money. Do you want me to lick you with my vegan tongue? https://youtu.be/c3bh7gZ7j3M "Be patient if you want to fuck...

dogen wrote:
Shatterface wrote: She'd probably blame the clock for spiking her drinks and butt-fucking her in her sleep.
The Rape of the cLock?

:lol:

Arf, arf, arf...

Is the Pope Catholic?

Because somebody mentioned Skepchick I remembered it existed and had a quick look. That place is dying. Even an article about RD barely broke into commenting double figures. Mind you, I don't understand why. With fascinating articles like "Does science prove that drunk vegetarians secretly eat meat...

For fucks sake. [img.]http://i.imgur.com/xq60pDg.png[/img] PZ is still slingin' the same tedious 'me-too' line at "young" Rebecca. If he goes too long without calling this cunt a woman, his blueballs will actually shrivel up, rise into his body, and form a mangina. It's 2015, #AllLivesMatter is a S...

Ape+lust wrote:
Service Dog wrote:I'm not saying he used his body type (terrain)
to hide on miniature golf courses & look up girl's skirts (Statute: 2907.04Aiii)
I'm just saying: jacket.
Too good to pass up...

http://imgur.com/BOf7BY8.jpg

Ultra LOL :dance:

This may enflame, engage, and/or engorge concH20.

Thanks You, PZ! https://archive.is/DArsj You've seen his demagoguery and propaganda style many times before. Now he delivers another perfect example. Crisp, on a case we all know about, in current discussion, and also a simple case, with little room for weaseling. <Aneris' excellent post mostly sni...

Have you seen this documentary about Anita?

This must be the infamous Jordan Owen - Davis Aurini - James Carruthers documentary.

[youtube]8fS2vu5KffQ[/youtube]

2907.04 Unlawful sexual conduct with minor. (A) No person who is eighteen years of age or older shall engage in sexual conduct with another, who is not the spouse of the offender , when the offender knows the other person is thirteen years of age or older but less than sixteen years of age, or the ...

It's not about writing. It's about my writing mattering. I write to be read. I write to send messages. I write to make a difference. I write to mark my place in the world. Writing privately isn't any better than not writing at all. I've been silenced. That's it. Hmmm... I just piss on fire hydrants...

Service Dog wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Pure, shameless promo:

https://soundcloud.com/phil-giordana-fc ... reen-lands

I hope you fuckers like it. Or else!

Too black sounding.

http://i.imgur.com/ZglrqQk.png

Shut up and listen.

#BlackSoundsMatter

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Pure, shameless promo:

https://soundcloud.com/phil-giordana-fc ... reen-lands

I hope you fuckers like it. Or else!

I love it*

*Other than the keyboards

Justin is in as our new Canadian Prime Minister, with a majority. Only one thing is certain from this election, the best hair won. This time last election I was calling the Canadian Liberal party dead, it seemed the NDP had moved right to take the center-left and the PC's had taken over the center-...

free thoughtpolice wrote:The ad that would have won it for Harper, but he decided to run the other one:
[youtube]JClO5iDflQE[/youtube]

Why does he have his penis on his head?

Can you people welcome me to this group? I'm only here because I recently discovered Elyse is crazy as fuck so I Googled her which led me to you fine people. And don't forget, when you go to rape some poor, unsuspecting gal, make sure you're good and drunk first because, according to SJWs, drunkenn...

John Greg wrote:
I think you'd have to go to British politics for a Chrétien... maybe Benny Hill?
:think:

Just kidding.

Chretién kept us - quite rightly IMHO - out of that mess in Iraq.

Harper is sort of our George Bush -- both Bushes rolled into one with a touch of Pat Robertson. Going back, I guess Diefenbaker was our LBJ, Pearson our intelligent Eisenhower, Trudeau obviously our Kennedy. I guess Mulroney was sort of a weird mix of Reagen, Trump, and Billy Graham or something. J...

Andrew said: I am off to vote later on today and I am not optimistic for the near future. Given the choices for the PM slot we are so fucked no matter who gets in. Ya. I just got back from voting. It's very much one of those lesser of many evils kind of a thing. They're all fucked up for one reason...

Don't know if this has made the rounds here, it's a couple of years old, but I found this interesting: Meet the world's Mrs Averages: Scientists blend thousands of faces together to reveal what the typical woman's face looks like in 41 different countries from around the globe Pictures of hundreds ...

I have never wanted to read posts about Elyse more than right now. What does Elyse mean? Elyse /el-yse/ [2 sylls.] as a name for girls is of Hebrew and Latin origin, and the name Elyse means "God is my oath". Elyse is an alternate form of Elise (French, Hebrew): short version of Elisabeth. Elyse is...

@ Aneris - it would be really fun* to another music thing.

*Caveat - I am busy as hell these days, but I will see if I can dig up a loop or two... and see if I can remember the password to my SoundCloud. :violin:

Maybe some others could join in too. John Greg? Phil? Other music peoples?

@ Ape+Lust - you are going to burn in hell...

:clap: :dance: :doh: :clap: :dance: :doh:

... bring marshmallows.

dog puke wrote:
dog puke wrote:I have everyone on ignore.
Well, I can hardly blame you... you are the only poster on the Pit worth reading.

Totally. Fuck the shitposters - fuck them into the ground.

dog puke wrote:I have everyone on ignore.

Well, I can hardly blame you... you are the only poster on the Pit worth reading.

I have everyone on ignore.

Service Dog wrote:
Old_ones wrote:
A metaphor for the man's career.
trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge

You misspelled drudge. :doh:

http://i.imgur.com/Gc7red3.jpg
h/t Ape+Lust

Melody is leaving CFI Yeah, I feel so guilty for that cunt leaving CFI because of us evil people who said bad (but true) things about her. She's a victim, not at all like those pussy vets and soldiers with "PTSD" (scare quotes intended). Screw the landwhale. Oh Phil... you reject Julie Dray and yet...

Guest_84d94f98 wrote:
Really? wrote:Oh, this is even better. This womanchopping was performance art.

[youtube]RCBa2H9J4r0[/youtube]
If only there were a term for this. Oh, I know. Attention whoring.

- Soylent f98

"I think woman chopping should be illegal. It's gross... and messy."

- Steve Buscemi

So... anybody have any thoughts on the Trayvon Martin-George Zimmerman thing?

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