If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

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This just in.

The (fucking) Bible, the (fucking) Torah and the (fucking) Koran are all filled with (fucking) bullshit. Any humenz* who make moral or ethical decisions based upon this (fucking) bullshit are (fucking) fucked.

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https://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/487088154650759168 Kinda feel sorry for Zinnia. If I didn't know she was trans, I'd just assume this was some really out of shape dude. WAIT!!! I know I've seen this before... wasn't this from an infamous Girls Gone Wild video? :whistle: Scented Nectar... can you ...

didymos wrote:

One cannot argue with self-evident truths.

https://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/487088154650759168 Kinda feel sorry for Zinnia. If I didn't know she was trans, I'd just assume this was some really out of shape dude. Apparently it's rape, erasing trans existence and denying trans women their female status if I point out that xer bewbs don't ar...

Andrew do you believe in God/a god/ some other supernatural weird shit? Nope. Never have. I tried really hard to up until my first holy communion and realized I really did not believe any of it. Nothing has changed since then. From what I can tell natural atheists like myself and Scented Nectar are...

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OMG. Ophie is getting uglier everyday.

You guys remember that Potato Salad Kickstarter? The guy wanted what? ... $10 to make a potato salad? Welp, he has, at the time I am typing this, raised a total of $43,706. I do not even ... (why the fuck did I not think of doing this first?) You've been too busy re-establishing the Caliphate. Duh.

Brive1987 wrote:Oh god, please don't stop.

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Didymos is TERFing my Ninja privilege.

Okay, Skeptifem. Nice TERFing. Search Results for TERFing In the slang dictionary: Exact matches Sorry, there are no terms exactly matching TERFing in the slang dictionary. Close matches There are no terms that are close matches to TERFing in the slang dictionary. In the slang thesaurus: There are ...

didymos wrote:Of course cishet oppressors don't count, you fucking shitlord!

Speaking of oppression - I identify as a fucking pukelord*.

* ask me about my pronouns.

But then according to: http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2014/01/10/trans_what_does_it_mean_and_where_did_it_come_from.html â€¦in this neologism, the * is used metaphorically to capture all the identitiesâ€”from drag queen to genderqueerâ€” that fall outside traditional gender norms . So my dream o...

According to: http://itspronouncedmetrosexual.com/2012/05/what-does-the-asterisk-in-trans-stand-for/ Trans* is an umbrella term that refers to all of the identities within the gender identity spectrum . (emphasis mine) So everyone is trans*? Or does that mean that cishet is not in the gender identit...

ROBOKiTTY wrote:http://www.vocativ.com/culture/society/ ... llin-coal/
This is why the human race is doomed.

It is ONE of the reasons, yes.However, as a trans*dogotherkin I am not too concerned about the hoomans.

Please excuse my ignorance - I has dog privilege after all - but can someone explain to me why trans*whatfuckingever needs an asterisk?

Is this a requirement? In the rule book?

iS iT sum fORm of KeWl speeeek?

*

didymos wrote:Uh-oh. Ophie's in trouble with the Horde.

Ha!!!!! That was such good reading that Ophie deserves the blog hits.

I know this won't interest all you fucking nerds on here, but Southern is in for some really bad shit. If he thought it was bad when Neymar was injured, he'd better get ready for a national catastrophe. Brazil are getting Donald Ducked. Germany are pumping them 5-0 after half an hour. I suggest Sou...

I know this won't interest all you fucking nerds on here, but Southern is in for some really bad shit. If he thought it was bad when Neymar was injured, he'd better get ready for a national catastrophe. Brazil are getting Donald Ducked. Germany are pumping them 5-0 after half an hour. I suggest Sou...

I predict a massive upcoming chilling out of Washington State Social Justice Warriors. (Or at least they will become as useless and ineffective as Ceepok. The first recreational pot stores are opening today. It won't happen immediately since occasional recreational pot use doesn't cause these probl...

I have a very serious question: are Indians (i.e. people from India) considered POCs? Are we allowed to mix with cishetwhitehetrologiconormoscum? What if the Indian in question is affluent, educated and very privileged (which is likely the case in cishetwhitehetrologiconormoscum cites like Seattle,...

I predict a massive upcoming chilling out of Washington State Social Justice Warriors. (Or at least they will become as useless and ineffective as Ceepok. The first recreational pot stores are opening today. It won't happen immediately since occasional recreational pot use doesn't cause these probl...

welch wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Cunning Punt wrote:Two Comic Sans fonts walk into the Thunderdome. Says PZ, "We don't take kindly to your type around here!"
... and then the serif said: "I'm giving you till sundown to get out of town".
This all happened in Kerntucky

No, this was actually from a spaghetti western, filmed in Italicy.

:-) Yea, I'm kind of waiting for an announcement that he's about to go down to the Bay of Fundy and command the tides not to come in. I Canute believe that you went there. But, speaking of announcements, I see that some 200 lawyers and "legal experts" have signed a letter to Harper pointing out tha...

James Caruthers wrote:The war on prostitution.

Seems like a good use of taxpayer money.

We have real visionaries in Ottawa.

In other news, Canadiana department, the Standing Committee on Justice and Human Rights is currently having a series of televised hearings on the proposed Bill C36 to further criminalize prostitution. It is currently legal in Canada but the plan is to criminalize the purchase of sexual services whi...

Cunning Punt wrote:Two Comic Sans fonts walk into the Thunderdome. Says PZ, "We don't take kindly to your type around here!"

... and then the serif said: "I'm giving you till sundown to get out of town".

Dick Strawkins wrote:The Damion Reinhardt/Melody Hensley 'harasser' video - apparently there's a directors cut with a happy ending for those who dislike Matt Dillahunty style in-car video blogging.

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Best skunk pussies video ever.

Hunt wrote:This is getting to be like Godel, Escher, Bach.

Fugue you, buddy.

To my American brothers and sisters: Please, please, don't use the word "bollocks". I know you don't realise how gormless you look using it, but, really, it's just as embarassing and retarded as idiots from this side of the ocean when they use "dude" or similar shite. I thank you. http://i.imgur.co...

Southern wrote:
dog puke wrote:Happy Canada Day!

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take off, you hoser

Happy Canada Day!

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I was going to comment on that, but I'm a bit late to the party. So I'll just leave it to Richie Sanderson. :clap: Also, holy shit that's a long winded series of responses to herself. Better suited for a medium of more than 140 characters. She didn't acquire the nickname 'Natalie Screed' for nothin...

Quick! To the Batcave! Down the rabbit hole. To the Globe Theatre. http://i.imgur.com/CMuh9vT.jpg 'The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.' -Avicenna Dog Puke - you have at least 40% of the best five posts ever on Teh Pit. You can do me first, and Gumbers gets s...

~~Quick! To the Batcave!~~

~~Down the rabbit hole.~~

To the Globe Theatre.
http://i.imgur.com/CMuh9vT.jpg

'The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.'
-Avicenna

He's so full of shit. And if you remember, the only reason I was there to visit was to suggest that maybe send the leftover money (if he was overdonated, which he was) to Natalie Reed, who at the time was at risk of becoming homeless. To help a fellow FtBer in need. I also raised the incredulity of...

Additionally, there are strong theories linking the Antikythera Mechanism (arguably the world's first computer) to Archimedes, another "old" white man, and if that's true then he would be among my top three. Imagine living in a time where sanitation had yet to be discovered let alone invented and h...

The son of a Midlands glove-maker; who stumbled into an early marriage. By all the laws of social probability he ought to have lived and died in obscurity. Will Shakspere did. Shakespeare lived as a hand-to-mouth hack for most of his career. Dashing off scripts; filching ideas; accepting his collab...

Schubert vs. Beethoven

Sometimes you want to make love, and sometime you just wanna fuck

Linus wrote:(Just to add a bit of balance)
Lsouma, fuck you for running this place.

http://i.imgur.com/TTCMxsf.jpg

Skep tickle wrote:Lsuoma - thanks for running this place, including putting up with being lambasted for doing too much and too little, too fast and too slow, when sticky situations arise.

http://i.imgur.com/TTCMxsf.jpg

Quiz wrote:Looks like Shermer tied the knot.

Is that a grenade in his wife's hand? Hope the pin hasn't been pulled.

Southern wrote:Aaaand I got ninja-ed by Steersman. Either he's getting faster, or I'm getting pudgier and slower.

Hm, maybe I should reduce my diet of 100 calories/day to 50 calories/day.

If you set your calorie intake to 360 you can still have 4 square a day.... :whistle:

Now: [extraneous content removed for Steersman] 1) Who the hell is this Eucli person and why should I care? Dudeâ€¦ Wikipedia is your friendâ€¦. Eucli , also known as Eucli of Slymepitia , was a Geek dramatician, often referred to as the â€œAdolescent of Geometry". S/h/it was active in the Slymepit...

Gumby Unplugged wrote:My login password doesn't work anymore (am I banned?) but thought I'd drop this off in honor of recent events.

So... Gumby is Eucliwoo Senpai? Weirdlier and weirdlier. :think:

they've been moving this way for a while. It's gone from "the right to be with whom you want" (yay) to "if you only want to be with whom you want to be with, you're a bad person because rejecting anyone for any reason is *phobia." Bravo Zinnia. Bravo. If they need space to star their society, I und...

welch wrote:
Bravo Zinnia. Bravo.

If they need space to star their society, I understand there's cheap land in Guyana.

Welch, I'm not sure if that's a selling point or not.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Anyway, why did Germany erect a statue in honor of Taslima Nasreen?

:rimshot:

In the future I shall endeavour to be more ~~Humbert~~ humble.
http://i.imgur.com/kL0Cuwr.jpg
Besides, I'm really just here for the Lolitas.

But thank you for that "redaction". My scrolling finger thanks you. As no doubt many others, too timid to voice their opinions (surprising in this bunch), would do so if they only could (or would) â€¦. ;-) It was a wry use of "redacted" in that I was obscuring sensitive information. If only there w...

There's a theory Ophelia's behind every bit of FtB inanity since Elevatorgate. It's why she bristles at the copypasta charge. She actually did the work, she's just copying herself. <some photos redacted for Steersman> http://imgur.com/08cLtYa.jpg Shudder... Ape+lust, please... don't ever do that ag...

It's going to take more than a Zimmerman. I think we need a Zimmerman, hammer vs screwdriver, dual wielding, fingers over the neck combination. But what's the chances we'll get that? :pray: http://i.imgur.com/5zMJeTu.jpg What dat take? Fie minnit? Oh. You crick. Velly, crick. If you look very close...

Clarence wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Clarence can't quite figure out his pit reputation... ~~creepy comments~~ spontaneous combustion perhaps?
This isn't the best post ever.

I'll try harder next time.

Really? Thank you, sir! ...May I call you Uncle Clarence? This conversation is making me uncomfortable. Don't worry. You can be Papa Parsehole. You two are making me do a very special type of cringe. The kind usually reserved when a drunk uncle at a wedding makes an inappropriate remark about the s...

Editing doesnâ€™t really work for anybody â€“ kind of open secret, an â€œinâ€ joke. Except for the site moderator Lsuoma â€“ aka â€œThe Fascist Titâ€ â€“ who will do so to edit out questionable material (doxing primarily) or to change thread titles and the like. But, in passing, sometimes the sys...

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Sulman wrote:Avicenna is a melodramatic liar and bullshitter.
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3859/144 ... c7f3_o.jpg

I'd tap that (keyboard).

Richard Carrier <--> Fri, Mar 21, 2014 at 8:48 PM ... I just count this as one strike, and then I'll wait and see next time if he learned what went wrong here . I don't consider this as disastrous a dropped ball as CFI's repeated fumbles. It's a mark against him to be sure. But it could be a lot wo...

ROBOKiTTY wrote:Only on the Slymepit could one ruthlessly satirize the community and receive unanimous acclaim and be awarded with the title 'Best Post Evah!!!'.

Could FTB/Atheism+ claim a comparable distinction?

Freeze Peach in action.

It blinks! Yeah, I had video frames of Marcotte and a guy disgusted with a corndog. So, I put them together and got banana and onion ravioli. Any chance of changing Amanda Marcotte's expression into one that doesn't look like she's being forced to sniff a tramp's dick? -Now there's a challenge. Wou...

James Caruthers wrote:
Tribble wrote:Dog Puke,

That was a thing of beauty.
Best post on the Slymepit of all time.

Come on down, Dog Puke, accept your prize.

http://www.olympiapress.com/catalog/pictures/hirap.jpg

A truly great read, if not instruction manual. Sort of like ~~Luce Irigay's~~ Newton's Principia.

Dog Puke, That was a thing of beauty. Worryingly accurate Seriously. I laughed so hard that my passport was revoked. That was 10/10 amazing. I was about to go to bed, expecting a weight-off-your-chest-slumber. That was amazing. Gosh thanks. :oops: Seriously though, other than the Clarence part, I t...

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