If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Diva Ex Machina wrote:
SM12 wrote:
Were the audience all men?
There were assholes of both sexes in attendance clapping, whistling, cheering and not a single person doing jazzhands. If I wasn't a misogynist shitlord myself I would have been quite triggered.

Does Dawkins go around with guards like Namazie or Hirsi Ali have to?

No, but just before I slept, I read the mention here-- of Republicans objecting that gay marriage might lead to "marrying a dog". I was too tired to reply then, but... I think marrying a dog is completely sensible. Fucking a dog is not sensible. But dogs are far better suited to exclusive, mutually...

Service Dog wrote:I just woke from an unusual dream. Fortunately for you, the details are already fading, so you are spared them.

Did it have a six foot, 240 lbs guy in it claiming she was your 6-year old daughter?

So now we already have a Shrimp, a Radioactive Yeti, and a Spunky Monkey. We're well on our way to form Agents of B.A.B.O.O.N.¹

¹Blog After Blog Of Odious Nonsense

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:So flatulence is also a Danish christmas tradition?

Certainly, that's why you see these beside the roads:

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The other day I had one of those traditional Danish christmas "lunches" (Julefrokost) 0: beer 1: Pickled herring with schnaps, shrimps with mayonnaise, rye bread and beer 2: Roast pork with crunchy rind (flæskesteg) and a side of pickled red cabbage and cucumber on rye bread. Beer. 3: Frikadeller (m...

My favourite meal is the Dish Prepared By Someone Who's Not Me.

Right after that comes the Dish Prepared in One Pot in the Least Possible Time.

Since I got a dishwasher the one-pot requirement has subsided somewhat.

screwtape wrote:
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Adore it, that is, until they reached the final line of the book:

My God Lydia! You've grown a PENIS!

I know another Wham!. Two young guns having same fun, crazy ladies kept them on the run.

Heh, heh. Some commentor suggests that Richard CumSplashDamage Carrier hire an editor to tidy up his overlong, messy work; perhaps fellow blogger Gabriel McClown (http://freethoughtblogs.com/carrier/archives/9211#comment-1058421). Mitch Buchanan said: I am a longtime fan of both your books and your...

Brive1987 wrote:"Are there any good cops left?" FFS

I'm guessing Peez would be straight on the phone to 911 demanding protection if a deep resonate voice sprang forth from his dark dreary garden with a menacing "good evening".

I'd also call the cops if Zvan was in my garden.

What's the connection between organic and less cruel animal husbandry methods? I know it seemed to be the case with Jimthepleb's job, but I wasn't aware it was a requirement. In organic farming, the cow is brought to a cattle whisperer who convinces the creature to sacrifice its life voluntarily fo...

Shatterface wrote:Remember, white folk: if you pass a black guy in the street he's more afraid of you than you are of him.

Just like bees, spiders or clowns.

Or grizzly bears.

I hope that hashtag campaign has the expected consequence...

...and multiplies Illegal Pete's revenue.

Come again, what do they want us to drop? The name Pete?

SZvan has a purple prose post up graphically documenting a night of abject terror.... All that fear has a viscosity to it, a clamminess. No speed of walking, no brisk night breeze can brush it away completely. It can’t claim you, but it’s there. It chitters to itself while hoping for your attention...

Speaking of Rebecca Watson & Elyse's forays into Stand-up Comedy, there's only one way for women to ever excel in any field: a hashtag, a public shaming campaign, loose accusations of discrimination, special benefits, quotas. http://i.imgur.com/bQmxYGj.png The funny thing (no pun intended) is, that...

comhcinc wrote:
Service Dog wrote:Who sez we haven't made progress:

Today 'crypto-nazi' and 'queer' are unified.
Ernst Röhm?

Good find, although he was hardly 'crypto'.
Well ok, they did put him in a crypt.

paddybrown wrote:On this side of the Atlantic, whatever the cause, it will very quickly become all about Palestine.

Which is funny because, despite all the lip service, most other Arabs wouldn't piss out a Palestinian if they saw one on fire.

Diva Ex Machina wrote:Did Plethora just out himself ?

http://i.imgur.com/eZxXJN5.png

I'm pretty sure they read the Pit.

I'm also pretty sure Steers couldn't express himself as concise, sharp and cynical as Plethora normally does.

One problem is that the problems haven't come from recent migrants and refugees but from the next generation. Also it isn't a class struggle, some of the worst come from well to do families and have good education and plenty of "privilege". Combine this with what David Brooks describes in How ISIS ...

Someone here (Matt?) noted this before: every time someone starts a grass-roots movement for a particular purpose, the professional Activists™ come out of the woodwork to co-opt it for protesting Big Pharma, famine in Whadda Slummur, baby seals, tax on condoms, a 3% wage inequality and an endless l...

This guy is full of shit. PZ and his friends just didn't clean up the Atheist/skeptic scene soon enough or else there would be all sorts of non cis white males flocking to attend. Give it time though, it already is creating a safe space for people that don't like crowds. :ugeek: It's quite simple, ...

I've always thought that, given the range of backgrounds and expertise here, a SlymeCon would be pretty awesome. On the other hand, the 'Pit is a rare example of functional anarchy, so why mess with that by organizing something? I am, however, willing to provide 100+ acres of pasture to host SlymeS...

Lsuoma wrote:
feathers wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Also, Jim, don't trust anyone who offers to let you milk a cow blindfold.
I hear the voice of experience.
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Ouch

Lsuoma wrote:Also, Jim, don't trust anyone who offers to let you milk a cow blindfold.

I hear the voice of experience.

windy wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Use spelling preferred by the American Muslim Council, including ... "Makkah" not "Mecca".
Sukkah ma dikkah.
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This is college level underpants humour.
damn, I lol'd

Becky has tweeted since the show ended, but hasn't mentioned it (make of that what you will). I don't think the Ha Ha Heathens show has particularly exacting standards when it comes to standup - Greta Christina had a spot last year and I don't recall ever seeing Greta using (or attempting to use) h...

Hunt wrote:I give her credit for trying. It can't be easy getting it up in front of a group of people you don't know, and who probably don't know you,

Fixed that for you, to maintain the law that everything at the Pit converges to cock.

jimthepleb wrote:It's an organic farm, aiming for low impact milking. Like most mammals the cows will tend to settle into the production that is demanded of them.

You mean... you're doing it by hand?
:o

I've always thought that, given the range of backgrounds and expertise here, a SlymeCon would be pretty awesome. On the other hand, the 'Pit is a rare example of functional anarchy, so why mess with that by organizing something? I am, however, willing to provide 100+ acres of pasture to host SlymeS...

Lsuoma wrote:systemctl shutdown

For you new kids

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Lsuoma's desktop PC
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BarnOwl wrote: :mrgreen: Closest I've been to inheriting the wealth of Beerpeople and Chickenpeople is to have a grandpa who grew barley for Coors.

You'd be richer with the inheritance of the uncle who delivered the water.

NoGodsEver wrote:The only question is whether it will be as awful as Elyse's cringeworthy standup efforts. That's a tall order, but I am confident she can do it!

Can Elyse still stand up?

comhcinc wrote:# reboot -f
some geek is going to get that.

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# /sbin/init 6

Oldskool.

Za-zen wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:(FYI, el niño has arrived, and I'm stuck inside, with little to do except argue on Patheos and sext with another lurker.)
el nino has been known for it's kink effect

El niño makes you muslim!
and gay

comhcinc wrote:I work with a half Mexican. He loves Taco Bell. This doesn't prove anything.

How was he cut up, top/bottom half, lengthwise dorsal or lateral? Which half do you work with?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:So, Nazi France next week? Fuck, I hate politics and the cunts who think they know anything about it on FB.

Ah, your finest hour
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I don't even understand why but rib removal creeps me out far more than most other forms of body modification you could name. It might just be part of some peculiar bone-related phobia I have. I hate seeing or hearing the sound of broken bones more than anything else. This just seems to sort of hit...

I almost feel sorry for Lilandra being punted up and down the comments of her own with hardly a "progressive" in sight to come to her aid, which should tell her something about the hill on which she has chosen to die. If, as she says, the majority of atheists are "progressive" in the sloppily defin...

1: Islamiwisimation is a problem in the UK. Unlike the US, the UK's constitution consists of "you're rights are subject to change". There are actual parts of the UK, where islamic courts play the role of the civil court, What the actual fuck! Do you have any evidence that this is actually the case ...

So let's give us that all those twits are in fact harassments ... Lets not. ;) But if we did I would feel very shaken that she deployed a weaponised Storify - esp after schooling Damion on the immorality of this dastardly tool. Given the disparity in our twitter legions I believed I was punching up...

So the Left claimed that bombing Syria would lead to increased terrorist activity. Syria was bombed. On Saturday, there was a terrorist incident in London. Now the Left are saying the person who did it was not a Muslim. How does that work? Note also the sweeping "England bombed Syria", as if the wh...

Tapir wrote:There's all kinds of fun stuff there, not least of which is....

How old is that kid? Thirteen?

No platforming is OK according to this sjw: More or less. I don't know the particulars of the case, so they may or may not have had a good reason--but free speech guarantees you the right to speak, *not* a platform from which to do so. If I decide that I don't like my tuition money going to fund th...

What's all this blather about Batman vs Superman? I'd like to see Batman vs Jesus.

http://i.imgur.com/79iMSVe.jpg

yes I know it's high

jimthepleb wrote:My father is Bolivian. Just saying.

Do we wish to know your relationship to your father's dick?
Didn't think so either

I'm not usually prone to conspiracy theories, but here's a possible (though unlikely) scenario: Radical Islamist women in countries like Saudi Arabia offer themselves as brides for Muslim men living in the US and Europe. Once married and ensconced in neighborhoods in western countries, the wife rad...

dogen wrote:Isn't any proof against the idea of institutional racism, proof that institutional racism exists?

Yes, and war is peace.

So there is a clusterfuck over at safe space SJW blog Love Joy Feminism. Because the regulars are all special snowflakes, a single flag on a comment will hide it. Well, people have been flagging comments made by this Christian dude because they are offended. So, in retaliation, he is flagging all o...

Yay, now you can communicate with submarines!

Yeah, years ago I took my daughter to the zoo. An orangutan grabbed an apple slice, wiped it on his ass then ate it. It was quite the topic of conversation around our house until I put my foot down. ...in the shit. Then it was the only topic of conversation, and your daughter learned a lot of inter...

Radiologist? Did the DGSI build a longwave antenna into your leg?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Plethora are a genius.

They do seem to read the Pit, don't they.

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:No, seems to be a heap of shit. Shame.

You mean the Iranian sports TV censorship is a hoax? Where did you get that?

Tuvok wrote: PS - has anybody else at FreeThoughtBlogs backed Maryam over recent events, or would that be "Islamophobic"? Not a lot of love out there in Pharyguland for her, I think the major baboons don't like her or are at least disinterested. It wouldn't be surprising if to see her purged for la...

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I'd like to mildly annoy Jenna by heavy-petting her and make her lick peanut butter from my fingers.

My daughter loves to do the "fake throw" which sends the dog hurtling down an empty hallway. I find this to be annoying and I get no pleasure from messing with my dog this way. Still... it is hardly cause to call the ASPCA. The 'fake throw' is educational because it teaches the dog to keep its eye ...

PZ is just not a very good Sturm bann führer. What's that mean? Google translate recognizes it as German but won't give me a translation. I think I get the bann and the fuhrer parts, but what is Sturm? Sturmbannfuhrer -- Nazi military rank, similar to Major. feathers is just making a cheap pun on P...

Yes I know it's moping but if you squint it looks kinda like snow shoveling. That explains it. My brain tried to make sense of it by thinking you meant he can't handle all the comment section clean-up/mopping-up that an open comment section would require. The clean-up being: removing comments and b...

Day of the Triffids is my favourite book, and it's in the same vein. I also really enjoy John Wyndham. He was way ahead of his time in his fascination with the collapse of society and in finding new ways to end the world, and I think 28 Days Later probably owe the Wyndham estate some royalties. Hav...

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