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by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:44 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

And like a nob, I forgot the main bit of the post I was going to include... You may find this link useful, it's a blog I stumbled upon about a year ago (back before I realised that Kindle self-publishing even existed), written by Joe Konrath. 'Tis largely because of reading that blog that I kicked t...
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:40 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

Thanks for the link, Tigzy. I should maybe mention that my day-job, right now, is online marketing? :P But yeah, you're absolutely right that there's going to be a lot of hard graft involved in making the series a success, way beyond just the writing itself. The chances of having an international be...
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:05 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

@JG: And thank you in return, for the reminder, I keep meaning to read the Rama books, and never bloody get round to it! I know I have one of his short story collections knocking about on a book-shelf somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can remember what it was called. I do know it had "The Nine Billio...
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:45 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

Tigzy, if you write, yourself, have you looked at self-publishing through Amazon, on the Kindle Store? That's something I'm looking at, myself.
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:29 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

Ooh, nice choices, JG. Once I've got through the final two books of the Quantum Gravity series (by Justina Robson), the next one on my list is Childhood's End. Been bloody ages since I last read any Clarke, I reckon it's about time I rectified that.
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:49 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

I wouldn't be British if I didn't say...

Aye, you can't beat a bit of Dick, ooer matron, etc.
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:39 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

Re: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

I'll be honest, going to a convention is one thing I've never actually done. I just devoured anything I could find, books, films, TV, you name it. Mind you, it probably shaped my views a lot, that my first exposure to sci-fi, after WOTW, was Transformers (yes, I know it's an advert for toys, it's st...
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Oopsie, fucked up the link...

The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:18 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Job Done.

I think the purpose of this particular thread is about spent, at least I am really hoping so. I see Lsuoma was thinking longer term than this thread. I'd not mind talking Science Fiction elsewhere with some of you lot that Lsuoma has brought together. Well, since I've been obsessed with sci-fi sinc...
by SenorBeagle
Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:17 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)
Replies: 122
Views: 24838

The Properly Big Science Fiction Thread (tm)

After reading what Dilurk said about liking the idea of discussing sci-fi with us all, I figured I'd make a thread to do just that, because why not, right? 'Tis completely away from the topic of baboons, but what the hell! As for me... been a fan of sci-fi since I was about four, when I first heard ...
by SenorBeagle
Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:56 am
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Videogames
Replies: 405
Views: 48414

Re: Videogames

I've seen stuff about Secret World, and I'd have loved to have given it a go. But alas, shit PC (I got it just for work, and for music production, so the soundcard's pretty good, but it's got onboard graphics), innit. I can just about run Terraria on it, but I tried the original Portal, and it made ...
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Ye know, I can't help but laugh every time they say the Slyme Pit is full of libertarians, because, being not a Yank, I have precisely fuck all idea what a libertarian even is . You dont know what a Yank is either. Yankee is a Northerner. Call someone from Missouri a 'Yank' and youre going to eithe...
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Thanks JV and Git! See? The Slyme Pit made me learn something! :D Jason Thibidoobedoo really hasn't a clue, about videogames or gender . There was someone dressed as the true Commander Shepard from Mass Effect (e.g., not DickShep) Sorry to tell you, but the game has male and female versions of Shep,...
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Ye know, I can't help but laugh every time they say the Slyme Pit is full of libertarians, because, being not a Yank, I have precisely fuck all idea what a libertarian even is . According to Wikipedia (although I'll admit, I got bored halfway through reading it), that means I shouldn't actually supp...
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Jason Thibidoobedoo really hasn't a clue, about videogames or gender . There was someone dressed as the true Commander Shepard from Mass Effect (e.g., not DickShep) Sorry to tell you, but the game has male and female versions of Shep, and you can even make your own version of either male or female....
by SenorBeagle
Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Okay, now I know why Benson is scared.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer ... 102911.jpg

I'M SCARED TOO, NOW!
by SenorBeagle
Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

From the rationalia thread: The sure do like their tu coques...or is that just one person that does....? Is it wrong that every single solitary bloody time I see them use that phrase, the only thing I can think about is two enormous penises with French accents and berets...? Somebody on the jref th...
by SenorBeagle
Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

What a surprise, PeeZus bottled it, and logged out of Rationalia, where he wouldn't have the full support of his swarm. :lol:

What a reprehensible little coward that man is.
by SenorBeagle
Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

From the rationalia thread: The sure do like their tu coques...or is that just one person that does....? Is it wrong that every single solitary bloody time I see them use that phrase, the only thing I can think about is two enormous penises with French accents and berets...? It would help if they s...
by SenorBeagle
Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Skeeve wrote:From the rationalia thread:

The sure do like their tu coques...or is that just one person that does....?
Is it wrong that every single solitary bloody time I see them use that phrase, the only thing I can think about is two enormous penises with French accents and berets...?
by SenorBeagle
Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

BarnOwl wrote:Also, isn't it ridiculously expensive to change flights on short notice? Or did she claim bereavement?
Does the death of her credibility, sanity and self-esteem class as "bereavement"?
by SenorBeagle
Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:35 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

I'm about to get all video game-y, so apologies in advance to anyone who has bugger all idea what I'm on about... For anyone who's ever played Mass Effect , I always think of Franc as 'Renegade Shep', whereas somebody like Jean Kazez is 'Paragon Shep'. The point there is that renegades are explicit...
by SenorBeagle
Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

I'm about to get all video game-y, so apologies in advance to anyone who has bugger all idea what I'm on about... For anyone who's ever played Mass Effect , I always think of Franc as 'Renegade Shep', whereas somebody like Jean Kazez is 'Paragon Shep'. The point there is that renegades are explicitl...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

And like that, the lulz are back in full force. :lol:
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Periodic Table of Swearing
Replies: 44333
Views: 5307834

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Should we assume Dawkins is now doing this face?

https://p.twimg.com/AqnsomQCMAE_xtf.jpg

Trolololol, indeed!
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:51 pm
Forum: FTB Images and Archives
Topic: Yelling
Replies: 9
Views: 6215

Re: Yelling

We need BRIANBLESSED on these boards, then you'd know what true yelling is... :P
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:28 pm
Forum: Baboollie Chat
Topic: News Flash: Justicar Joins FfTB
Replies: 52
Views: 37029

Re: News Flash: Justicar Joins FfTB

Right then, that moment, right there, is where JG was so glad the edit function exists! :P
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:28 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Love it: Porcupine-Free Zone
Replies: 16
Views: 7607

Re: Love it: Porcupine-Free Zone

Y'know, I still remember when my mate introduced me to "Santa Claus You Cunt". Ahhhhhhhh, nearly as good a christmas song as Rage Against The Machine was, here, in the UK, when we stuffed it up The X Factor. On-topic: does anyone realise what we've done here?? We've created a safe space from porcupi...
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:46 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: And, By the Way, What Fucking Threats?
Replies: 10
Views: 4316

Re: And, By the Way, What Fucking Threats?

Just to make dustbubble feel at home, BAWBAG. :P
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:14 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: And, By the Way, What Fucking Threats?
Replies: 10
Views: 4316

Re: And, By the Way, What Fucking Threats?

Ooooh, it's been years since I've heard the word goolies. Now I feel properly at home!
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:02 am
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: The danger of fragmentation
Replies: 17
Views: 13723

Re: The danger of fragmentation

I agree, a big thanks, it's looking nice and sleekified, now!

Cheers, Lsuoma!
by SenorBeagle
Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:57 am
Forum: Baboollie Chat
Topic: News Flash: Justicar Joins FfTB
Replies: 52
Views: 37029

Re: News Flash: Justicar Joins FfTB

@ decius I had a look on your Twitter, where you were talking about it, and one thing Justi said stuck out, to me, like a sore thumb, that's been hit with a mallet somewhere in the region of 17,000 times. Specifically, it was this: I'm not throwing in with liars. And people who stab me in the back. ...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:30 pm
Forum: Baboollie Chat
Topic: Stefunny has paid a visit
Replies: 30
Views: 21161

Re: Stefunny has paid a visit

@ Lsuoma

It's really weird, but one of the overriding thoughts that keeps popping into my head every time I see something about the FC5 is the words "Mary Whitehouse".
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:55 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Skepsters
Replies: 11
Views: 5907

Re: Skepsters

@ BarnOwl

Indeed. See, my view on this is simple. Everyone should be treated equally, and given the exact same opportunities as everyone else. Actual, real equality, like. A fool's dream, perhaps, but sensible people will make progress, slowly but surely.
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:45 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: Video embedding
Replies: 4
Views: 2975

Re: Video embedding

franc wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Now works for YouTube. Thanks, Franc.
Excellent. Nectar can goto town.
Now that I'm looking forward to!
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:42 pm
Forum: Baboollie Chat
Topic: Stefunny has paid a visit
Replies: 30
Views: 21161

Re: Stefunny has paid a visit

Don't know much about BDSM but since I'm a chemist I found this funny: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rubisco.png I very nearly doubled up laughing at that! heh EDIT TO ADD, since there's no point adding a new post when no-one's replied after me: On topic, it baffles me why anyone would go looking for...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:41 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: By-the-by, Thank You Lsuoma
Replies: 6
Views: 12891

Re: By-the-by, Thank You Lsuoma

Hear hear.

Big up yerself, Lsuoma! /pointless Ali G reference
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:37 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: Personal details
Replies: 65
Views: 34631

Re: Personal details

As for me, I'm 34, from the UK, and I was originally on ERV a year ago as Marco the Beagle, then came back recently, forgot I'd used that name (the memory's going, I swear), and became Senor Beagle. Writer for a living, and a drummer in my spare time (though I ain't played in about a year). I've got...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:08 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Skepsters
Replies: 11
Views: 5907

Re: Skepsters

I'm going to try out serious mode, for a sec, see how it fits me. On the topic of 'social justice', is it just me, or is that a term that positively reeks of wanting payback? I always look at it, and think (rightly or wrongly, tis just a gut feeling) that when people talk about social justice, they'...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:01 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: Forum Tag Line (Formerly: Take it outside)
Replies: 18
Views: 11076

Re: Forum Tag Line (Formerly: Take it outside)

Lsuoma wrote:
John Greg wrote:I'm liking "porcupine-free zone" more and more.
As opposed to a Free Porcupine Zone?
Amazing what ye can get on ebay, these days!
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:00 pm
Forum: Baboollie Chat
Topic: Stefunny has paid a visit
Replies: 30
Views: 21161

Re: Stefunny has paid a visit

Anyone with even an iota of knowledge about the scene would know that in BDSM the power equation is so completely in favour of the sub in ways beyond pretty much any other aspect of human behaviour. Off-topic, but: Nail. On the head. You just hit. The thing they never seem to realise is that the ke...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:38 am
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: Question
Replies: 24
Views: 15523

Re: Question

I think getting a general consensus out of this group is like pulling chicken teeth. Post what you like about what you like, though. I don't see any reason why we can't broaden the scope. If a topic takes root, it's worth exploring. If it doesn't, no harm, no foul. Well, let's face it, getting us l...
by SenorBeagle
Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:27 am
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: So,
Replies: 3
Views: 4106

Re: So,

Darren wrote:I like the curtains.
I like trains.

...fuck's sake, my first post, and that was it? :P