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Ape+lust wrote: Yep. You're not alone in noticing her orangey orangeness.

http://imgur.com/eVABJZZ.jpg

White-Balance is racist.

Anyways, I've just seen this on twitter. So, uh...anyone know what this is about? Cos I'm having difficulty in seeing, uh...is that nobbly bit his cock, and he has a long bawbag? Or is the bawbag bit his cock, and the knobbly bit is decoration - even though it's somehow got a pinky helmet on the en...

Belated congrats to Parsehole. Watching the window lickers attempt to Tweet the cognitive dissonance away is a joy to behold.

My intertube connection conveniently shat itself Friday morning during a storm and I missed all the fun. Playing catch up.

Does anyone else thing Nugent is kind of bangable? I don't know, he's got something going on these days. Magneto, Marvel's holocaust-survivor anti-hero, should be black says Salon. I think Two Face should be black or mixed race (and he was in the cartoon). But I also think Catwoman should be in her...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: [...] sandals [...]

There's your problem - nothing good can ever come of sandals.

Get well soon Phil.

Stay away from electricity and water unless you're trying to collect a full set.

Tacoma Narrows was an inside job.

Time will tell if WMDKitty is indeed a Slymepitter. It'll either offer a grovelling apology whilst attempting to play some anti-privilege excuse card, silently slink off into obscurity or go out in a blaze of glory by posting a wall of scat gifs.

Oh the humanity :o :oops: ! Sjw rumble at the Thunderdome, comments 188 on. https://archive.is/GFJD5 WMDKitty called Ophelia Benson a racist that "sicced her pet gay" Josh on zir. Ophie called her a liar, Josh called her thick, both sides are accusing each other of being Slymepitters. :lol: I learn...

If I was worried that islamists had it in for me, I wouldn't go to Sweden either. It's the European capital of apologism and pandering. Sweden is certainly not perfect in that regard however we are still left with the issue of a how the US immigration department treats the idea of Swedish citizen a...

Sure, there are people here who do have to worry about extremists trying to kill them, like Lars Vilks, but then we're speaking about threat levels of a completely different magnitude. Considering that she'd fit right in with a host of other Swedish ex-muslim or moderate muslims social commentators...

Some thoughts on the Taslima Nasreen issue. First, I think she is in serious danger and moving away from India is probably in her best interests. If the FTB-ers want to help her do so, then good for them. Second, I do, however, wonder why the CFI appeal makes it appear that the US is the only optio...

Kirbmarc wrote:Carrie Poppy tells it like it is (although she probably is immune to introspection):

It's staggering to think that this has never occurred to anyone before. She should write a book.

Hemant Mehta posted an article about the Josh Duggar revelations: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/05/22/after-he-was-accused-of-child-molestation-josh-duggars-family-did-everything-wrong. And I couldn't help but add a comment there. I'd probably have read it if I hadn't lost the w...

Anyone want to place bets on which member of the baboon troupe will be the first to interpret "please remove all references and shut up about it" in a creative way.

[.youtube]b51Nc0NykqM[/youtube] Interesting - thanks. Though I wonder how they managed to make it clear which direction the dancer is spinning (haven't checked for any notes in video yet). Maybe because of some highlights on the body? Again, just as you say, highlights. I fiddled with some free gif...

Skepchicken

http://i.imgur.com/0InDT8B.jpg

Anyway, his entire experiment was, as you said, a joke. It was on the level of 'baking soda + vinegar' to entertain the kiddies. I wonder if the effects of baking soda and vinegar on zebra fish have been studied. I've done extensive research myself into the effects of salt and vinegar on cod, but I...

Anyway, his entire experiment was, as you said, a joke. It was on the level of 'baking soda + vinegar' to entertain the kiddies. I wonder if the effects of baking soda and vinegar on zebra fish have been studied. I've done extensive research myself into the effects of salt and vinegar on cod, but I...

Your android (and apple) phones have no flash, yet they do youtube fine. How come Chromium/Ubuntu just don't use HTML5 video (or whatever phones do)? I suspect the problem here may be related to phpbb using object embeds rather than iframes. YouTube <object> embeds were deprecated on January 27, 20...

Billie, I'm sure your video is hilarious. I have tried to get my browser to show videos and it never works (which is surely making the Pit less than half the experience it could be). If anyone cares, it's Chromium on Ubuntu. It just says 'this plugin is not supported so fuck you' except without the...

A+ bans Kirbmarc <<LSUOMA: LINK DELETED AT POSTER'S REQUEST>> Moderator notice Kirbmarc has been permabanned due to forum warring. Kirbmarc made 125 posts here, where they joined December 14, 2013, and had recently 1,436 posts at the Slymepit, where they joined January 06, 2014. Lately they have po...

Kirbmarc wrote:
Honestly I don't know how Anita Sarkeesian/Joshintosh got such a huge following
Hipsters.

http://www.giornalettismo.com/wp-conten ... psters.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XaWc0b5.jpg

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I dress like shit. I just put on whatever's close-by. I remember wearing a bath towel and fedora once, but it was a long time ago.

If you were wearing a bath towel and fedora before it was fashionable to do so, you may be a hipster. Did you happen to be on an electric unicycle at the time?

When are they moving to freethoughtblogs.tumblr.com?

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo35 ... yrrgpe.jpg

An obvious 'shop - look closely at the pixels. He didn't go outside at all.

I think I now understand why college educated Millennials are having so much trouble finding gainful employment in the work force. For some that can find work, they end up plugging away at low wage service end jobs that can be fired in a heartbeat. On the other hand, how could we live without burge...

Has it crossed anyone's mind that by laughing at Richard Carrier, we are playing into his fetish... There's no way to penetrate his level of narcissism. Support him - it's the least you can do. Oppose or mock him - tiny minds will be jealous. He's not the intended audience as far as I'm concerned.

Whoops - I accidentally a whole word. Serves me right.

It's almost sort of sad that he has no friends that could have advised him, talked him out of this very public humiliation. I do appreciate the massive lulz though. He has no friends that could have advised him. If a person with the intellect necessary to advise the peerless Dr. Carrier PhD, D.Phil...

I think we can all agree that Dr. Dick's "experiment" is already a huge success. P.S. Next Tuesday, I'll be rummaging the bins round the back of my local Lidl. If any crack-whores are looking to get off their tits on some cheap white cider, will exchange for a quick hand-job. Must be a good listener...

Also - John Scalzi is a twat.

http://i.imgur.com/UTQQMKa.jpg

It would seem that the autocorrect on my tablet defines harassment as some random collection of letters that may or may not spell harassment. I suspect it may be downloading "new" words from the internet.

Harassment is defined by the victim.

Genius level.

I define harassement as being accused of harassment.

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Goddamn, Jadehawk did not quote me even once. I feel totally worthless.

I would commiserate, but I got in and you didn't.

Nerd is claiming that the claim has already been proved and that you're too biased or stupid to acknowledge the proof. That much i got. But what does this mean? You canâ€™t prove your point until you take it outside of yourself. Which you canâ€™t do, except to point at another opinion. I think it m...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:Myers is a cuntsplaining cuntist for denying my lived experiences.
You're from Montpelier, or thereabout. Your input doesn't count.

Racist.

Myers is a cuntsplaining cuntist for denying my lived experiences.

Cunt of Personality wrote:
https://dÃ©marreuraupied.fr

Fucking up links with accented characters in them. That's racist.

I'm going to set up a kickstarter. Main goal will be "give me money, I like money". How far will it go...? To the moon* *The comment provided is general advice only. It has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs. Before acting on this advice you shou...

I'm going to set up a kickstarter. Main goal will be "give me money, I like money". How far will it go...? To the moon* *The comment provided is general advice only. It has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs. Before acting on this advice you shou...

CuntajusRationality wrote:Anita Sarkeesian, on the Time's 100. Written by Will Wheaton.

http://time.com/3822727/anita-sarkeesian-2015-time-100/

Shut up, Wesley!

When I apply for a job I demand they refer to me only as "His Most Glorious Awesomeness and Head Pimp in Charge" otherwise I get triggered. Years ago, a mate mate of mine suggested that if you were unemployed and wanted to stay on the dole, you could change your name by deed poll to Mr Fucking Cunt...

My preferred pronouns are warkqlzxyt, cyhklstrwqtxz, qiztyrfgjyself

Also - if a meteor hit Middlesbrough and no one was around to hear it, would it still have been better if it hit Coventry?

Godfrey Elfwick and the Mr. Black World Pageant [/b][/size] The auditorium was jam-packed with every black luminary in the world. [...] The music played even louder as Idris Elba and Chris Rock congratulated Godfrey on his win and all was right in the world. The End. I remember it just like it was ...

I first met Godfrey at a Fair-Trade Tapioca Tasting Evening. That was before he was famous of course. Sad to say, but from that point he just got deeper and deeper into organic grains and pulses. By the time his friends realised he was an addict he was already on 250g of quinoa a day. He was sellin...

I first met Godfrey at a Fair-Trade Tapioca Tasting Evening. That was before he was famous of course. Sad to say, but from that point he just got deeper and deeper into organic grains and pulses. By the time his friends realised he was an addict he was already on 250g of quinoa a day. He was selling...

True story: Rebecca Watson doesn't read the SlymePit. Her in-depth knowledge of it comes from the daily reports filed by her troop of flying monkeys.

Well played Tony.

On a related note, I'm not entirely convinced that the other bloke who "hadn't seen Star Wars" wasn't trolling too..

Tony Parsehole wrote:There is a God:

Please let this happen.

Sad to say it, but I now have a much better understanding of why Clarkson punched a BBC producer.

See that? I've been autocorrected again - changed a question mark into a full-stop. This fucking tablet is skating on thin ice.

We're anti-semites now (http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2015/04/16/wow-that-was-odd/), yet, HOLY COW, Jadehawk actually, sort of, defends us. The world is a strange place. I had nothing to do with that. It was the Jews what did it. Also; have you ever really looked closely at the way WTC 7 f...

There is a third axis. In addition to left/right and libertarian/authoritarian, there's what Johnathan Haidt describes as the difference between individualistic cultures and sociocentric cultures. Modern SJW-ism, for all that it is certainly authoritarian, still manages to be very individualistic a...

Quote fail. I'll blame that on autocorrect too.

[quote="Lsuoma"]

bbc.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MfLdz5a.jpg

Apropos of nothing, I offer you a picture of a big blue vaned cock.

http://i.imgur.com/K8Rd9aq.jpg

deLurch wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:*going.

Fucking autocorrect.
Did auto correct do that without your consent?

I've been having an ongoing battle with it over the past week, ever since working out why it had been shitting itself and refusing to learn for months. I'm not sure it's an improvement.

Nice try. I'm still not doing to read it. Oh come on. It's about misogynistic mallards, and teaching them not to rape. This is more important than dismantling the petriarchy, the oppression of cats by dogs. See, I didn't need to read it. I now have all the information I need and can let my imaginat...

*going.

Fucking autocorrect.

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