If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Boffin is from the Latin "boffum" - A person with unkempt hair and national-health spectacles often seen presenting Open University programmes on BBC2 in the MCMLXXs

didymos wrote:
Call up Tipper Gore and get this moral panic going! She's probably bored these days.

Maybe he can get Jack Thompson to speak at the next Centre for Credulity ~~circle-jerk~~ conference.

bhoytony wrote:
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I just heard someone on the ITN news say "... but identifying people susceptible to propaganda is difficult." Indeed, if only there was some kind of easily read indicator as to whether someone is predisposed to believing any old shit that comes their way. The wilful ignorance of the giant fucking e...

Im worried that all this talk of t-shirts risks opening up the arms first, head first or both at the same time debate.

PZ is out camping with his students (just like a con room party) - so he posts another Ferguson pic to tide himself over. And gets 852 comments. Wtf The death of Mike Brown brings joy to the hearts of PZ Myers and the horde once again. Hiawatha Caine has been hilarious in those Ferguson threads tho...

Muslim sister fighting for equality in the male-dominated world of international jihadism. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/11049663/James-Foley-murder-British-woman-vows-to-become-first-female-to-behead-western-prisoner-in-Syria.html A female jihadist from London has vowe...

Hey, I just heard Phil Fish was hacked! By Phil Fish. Watching the weather today. Phil Fish shits nappies now FBI notified. Buries face in Zoe's cunt. Discovers can't breathe. Scratches Zoe's thighs. Zoe thinks she has crabs (again). Scratches. Sees Phil's emo carcass hanging head first out of her ...

didymos wrote:You might be a misogynist if...:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/heinous/201 ... ung-women/

A truly thought provoking article.

I am getting slightly queasy, looking at those naked, hairy men. I think it's because of how they are inspecting on another's assholes. I thought it was a rather clever metaphor for how FTB produces blog content, but now that you mention it, it might be nothing more than a circle of people picking ...

James Caruthers wrote:
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Get fapping, Parsehole.

I'd love to see the Arts Council grant application for that one.

In other news: BlockBot checker here if you want to check to see if you are on the BlockBot. I am only at lev.2. Anyone know what I can do to get promoted? I've been asking myself the same question. The problem seems to be that if you enter the charts at level 2, they're inevitably going to miss ou...

Jonathan wrote:Also the Atheism+ fundraiser is going well.

It's Atheism, plus not realising that shuffling a $10 bill between 4 people will never turn it into $1000.

Good night all. This has been a memorable day wherein Saint Pizzle has finally managed to say something so egregiously retarded that even Jerry Coyne felt enough of a rocket up his arse to say something. Is there a word like shadenfreude, but more specific, describing how one derives pleasure from t...

Brive1987 wrote:Wow. PZs Williams post is almost up to 500 comments. That escalated quickly.

Mission accomplished; he's found the magic formula and the ad revenue rolls in. If he can sustain those numbers for a couple of months he might land a guest column on jezebel.com

Old_ones wrote:Gah! Sorry for the double post. I keep getting internal server errors, and I didn't think I'd successfully submitted it the first time.

That's a notpology if ever I saw one. Intent isn't magic you know. Just use the Edit button like everyone else does.

I was reading the post over at WEIT, and it occurred to me what pisses me off about PZ so much. What pisses me off about all of them to be honest. They hate the world. They hate the world and everything in it. Nothing is good, nothing is worthwhile, nothing is beautiful. Everything is ugly horrible...

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I thought that Suey Park had quit the internet realm for good a few days ago. Is this her Sueinaji alter-ego come back to haunt us?

Mr tinfoil hat ( :lol: :lol: ) is doing a dear muslima - a lessor evil is rendered meaningless by introducing a bigger one. Outside his family, is William's death "zero bad"? I hope PZ chooses wisely when to kill himself. I'm sure he wouldn't want to bump that kitten rescued from a tree story off t...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Well, Ugly Feminist I'm sorry for being born the way I was.

How do we call people who judge others by their skin colour? Sex? Gender orientation? It's right there, on the tip of my tongue...

Marine Le Pen

I love this forum. Where else can you find a one-stop-shop with advice on everything from screwdrivers and thumb positioning to Palestine, heavy cabinet relocation and rape grading.

They made up a new slur for us ... we are " RAPE GRADERS " ... *LOL* Yemmy's big moment has come... http://freethoughtblogs.com/yemmynisting/2014/08/08/of-rape-graders-and-hero-worship/ I would have thought that would be up to the victims: 7/10 - would only put up token resistance again.h 2/10 - wa...

TiBo wrote:btw.. I'm about to uncover an alien conspiracy ...

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Coincidence ?

Coincidence? Unlikely.
Auspicious alignment? Who can say?

Which leads us back to our maxim: NEVER APOLOGIZE TO AN SJW. If possible, you should never even talk to an SJW. Never acknowledge they exist. If faced with an SJW in real life, pretend you've never heard of them and say that you don't have time for a discussion because you're late for something rea...

Make sense of this: https://twitter.com/suey_park/status/496391111947329536 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Surface_of_Klein_bottle_with_traced_line.svg/136px-Surface_of_Klein_bottle_with_traced_line.svg.png in other words, 80% of the mass in the universe is missing from ch...

Oh great, more Free Thought bloggers coming online. I can hardly wait to see what they come up with. I hope they introduce another spellinge gimmicke. Perhapsa onea who appendsa an amusinga vowel to the enda ofa random wordsa so itsa likea you'rea readinga scripta fora Dolimo adverta.

https://twitter.com/suey_park/status/496102902767710209 That's an awfully pretentious way to say "Pity me because I can't shut the fuck up on twitter." Well done on parsing that. I just skipped to the end, saw "I must stop" and for the briefest second felt that the world had become a better place. ...

http://i.imgur.com/NLF9mCd.jpg

DW Adams wrote:So nobody was interested in Carrier e-begging in my last post?

He raised $5,000, after asking for $2,000, in a very short time. And is spending his overage on "arranging speaking gigs in cities 'asked for by donors'."

/shrug

I'm guessing they're brain donors.

I find the new FtB logo to be bang on the money. It represents exactly what I see 5 seconds after I start reading any of their drivel - that split instant just before my palm contacts my face.

What is with the SJW and their inability to comprehend parallels? If you refer to something as a 'witch hunt' that doesn't mean literally getting burnt at the stake, nor is 'lynch mob' a literal hanging. The FTB contingent has proven time and time again that they haven't figured out this simple con...

I doubt that she'd make a good sandwich. If a sandwich is worth having, it's worth making yourself. The sandwich is a deeply personal thing and entrusting the making thereof to some random numbskull is never a good idea.

James Caruthers wrote:http://www.16personalities.com/images/types/intj.png

INTJ according to that study, but I think ISTJ may be more accurate.

Or maybe the fact that I am over-analyzing this is proof I'm INTJ. Fuck!

Same. I'm not sure how I feel about being like Vladimir Putin.

I did done kick this bloody trampoline in the fucking ladder. It was good. I may have broken my toe while doing so.... Never kick a trampoline. A modest quantity of petrol and a box of matches is the correct way to deal with those fuckers although knowing your luck, you'd set yourself on fire. Perh...

The rules are already being rewritten to suit them: http://i.imgur.com/SiEaF94.png http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2014/07/26/joint-statement-by-ophelia-benson-and-richard-dawkins/comment-page-1/#comment-826021 Strangely enough, I don't consider "cunt" to be particularly vulgar. I'm prepared...

JackSkeptic wrote:
clownshoe wrote:Some shit that wasn't about making more podcasts.
Shut up and make another podcast.

Seconded.

didymos wrote:Pizzle has discovered the Science cover. Spoiler: he didn't like it.

He's very good at jumping on bandwagons and preaching to the choir and all, but has he ever been the first to "not like" something?

I have a twin frozer. Cuz I'm cool. I have two refrigerators. Cuz it's hot. Just open the doors -- will cool your room down nicely. ProTip: The "greens" will criticise your extravagant computing power by saying that it consumes almost as much energy as a domestic fridge-freezer. Counter this argume...

I'm gonna back-up CoP here. The greats did/do not write in different keys just because they're there, especially on something like a piano, wherein the whole concept of "well tempered" for fixing the tuning with all those stings per note really xcomes into play, and definitely changes more than jus...

It's not a strech. Transposing only changes the pitch, but not the tune or harmony. You can sing Zombie in em , or do it in am or do it in dm , or more in f#m , whatever comes natural to you. It changes the impression in some way, in particular on a guitar but the reason is not harmonical, but in t...

Snapfingers wrote:A little update on my first day out as a Freepisser:

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What a glorious victory for Mens Rights to see her lose it.

Great story. I know you've gone for factual accuracy, but for dramatic effect you could rework it so that it ends with you whispering "It was my privilege."

Debating the merits of Star Trek is like arguing about the correct tire pressure for the wheels on a pig because...

http://i.imgur.com/Rarq6Tx.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/ef8004d0c8df7a75966f3e372633eae6/tumblr_n6q3mcHuzd1ryeto5o1_1280.png This story totally happened guys. It seems feminists now have their own version of the "time I lost control/let my inner monster out/became a badass" internet fight story. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One word: u...

DownThunder wrote:Jesus James where do you find this stuff?

Probably from http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction

Your one-stop shop for all that is bleeding-edge in the world of Social Justice.

Why not drop in, put your feet up and have an aneurysm?

Can any techies recommend a good browser app for the iPhone? Currently using chrome but I still have the same crashing and lag problems I had with Safari. Maybe you could try Dolphin. On Android I really like it but for various reasons (primarily its refusal to deal with embedded video without the ...

Lsuoma wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:And back now.
You know all my secrets.
I know *everyone's* secrets

Not possible.

Run this against your DB

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Fuck yeah, double post. I offer no apologies.

Does anyone here have any idea how the fuck Twitter works? I just directed a sardonic tweet at beckybooze and now I'm somehow involved in a discussion about cheese biscuit recipes. Among the skeptic con, post-party community, Becca's "cheez biscuit" is well-loved, and much frequented. That's as may...

Does anyone here have any idea how the fuck Twitter works? I just directed a sardonic tweet at beckybooze and now I'm somehow involved in a discussion about cheese biscuit recipes. Among the skeptic con, post-party community, Becca's "cheez biscuit" is well-loved, and much frequented. That's as may...

Does anyone here have any idea how the fuck Twitter works? I just directed a sardonic tweet at beckybooze and now I'm somehow involved in a discussion about cheese biscuit recipes.

Is there such a thing as a double klein bottle? Because if so, she's managed to have her head SO far up her own ass, that she's achieved it. Geometrically speaking; yes*, if you're counting loops, but it'll be topologically identical . I'd surmise that this would suggest that having your head up yo...

didymos wrote:Just go find a better paying job? It's that easy, huh?

It's not quite that easy. You should really look at a variety of job offers (I'd recommend a minimum of 10) and select the one with the balance of salary/conditions/benefits that best suits your individual circumstances.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Am I the only cops-lover around here?

Possibly. Thirty five years spent in Belfast hasn't left me predisposed to any charitable interpretation of police action.

Shit Phil that sucks arse. WTF were you doing on the trampoline? (besides falling off) So no headbanging for you then chap... my first thought is with 3 months to get through, can you still spank the monkey? Anyway anything you need that we can provide give us a shout. Who says that he fell off? My...

Crunchy neck syndrome doesn't sound like much fun. Hope everything goes well for you.

Note to self: Trampolines; not even once.

Also...

http://i.imgur.com/VI8c9CB.jpg

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I now identify as a Robocopotherkin:

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Ironing board accident?

This is the quip that I was searching for but failed to find. Get out of my mind.

Rolf Harris found guilty of 12 counts of indecent assault on kids. None of which were (two) little boys. I'm writing to the BBC to demand that my name be removed from their records of membership of "Rolf's Cartoon Club" and that they refund my membership fee. If it next turns out that Tufty was onl...

GTA Producer to Buy Church for Edinburgh Community The producer of the games so often derided for eroding morals secures a community center for his city. by Emanuel Maiberg on June 29, 2014 President of Grand Theft Auto developer Rockstar North Leslie Benzies will buy Edinburghâ€™s St. Stephenâ€™s ...

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