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Lsuoma wrote:
twocunts wrote:Can someone who is part of the in-crowd, the backchannel, the hep cats, whatever... please explain why I need to 'Beware the Bite of the Bum Snake!'?
It's very much a backchannel thing - I have a colonoscopy scheduled for 90 minutes from now.

Live streaming, plox?

Dinner party scene is Best Scene:

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Does anyone outside the UK know the fuck what we are talking about? I've seen countless references to distinctly British cultural icons like Doctor Who in US shows but I've never seen a reference to Carry On , an essential part of our cultural heritage. Does Carry On travel? Shatterface [USAian] I ...

That picture makes me want to hurt the fucking gyppo bastards who made a mockery of that bear. Some cultures deserve to die. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. Albus Dumbledore, Return of th...

Lsuoma wrote:I also have acquired a dinosaur, as a result of the laxative I'm taking for my colonoscopy tomorrow. The dinosaur in question is a megasorearse.

If you want to give your GI surgeon a laff, hide something up your arse before you go in. Say, a snow globe.

Careful, Steers. You'll prove that you are god if you carry on like that. :-) Not "are god" but "like god" - as we all are; something built into the warp and woof of the fabric of the universe ... so to speak. ;-) "Carry On Skepting" could be quite a fun movie. Cast: Barbara Windsor as Rebecca Wats...

I do. They can ride bicycles. http://www.strangefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Thieve-Steals-Circus-Bears-Bike.jpg That picture makes me want to hurt the fucking gyppo bastards who made a mockery of that bear. Some cultures deserve to die. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserv...

Lsuoma wrote:Ol' Jessie is now tied with Neccers for most ignores!

Nec was far more entertaining. Jewsper is too dull even to have a touch of the arse burgers.

deLurch wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Hahahahaha people are stupid.
What food doesn't contain DNA? Serious question.
That was my initial thought. I turns out some highly processed foods don't contain dna, such as sugar, vinegar or vodka.

Oreos, too.

Skep tickle wrote:All right. Thanks, dogen, for posting the latest link over to Slate Star Codex. I'm a fan now. I mean a fan of Slate Star Codex, but I can be your fan too if you like :)

Yay -- senpai noticed me!

But seriously, I'm reading one article after another on SSC and loving it.

Not sure whether this was posted last month, but it certainly slipped under my radar: [quote] The enigma is complicated by the observation that itâ€™s usually feminist activists who are most instrumental in taking these [rape] stories viral. Itâ€™s not some conspiracy of pro-rape journalists choosin...

Today, my best friend presented me with a new pair of headphones + mic. That was pretty cool. What was even cooler was the promotion code inside the box to get Saints Row: The Third for free. Downloading... Saints Row: The Third, before the series took a turn to the totally absurd. Which isn't bad ...

OK, since it was a grey area, and since there hadn't been explicit discussion about this, Jacques can come back. The image did not feature explicit genital contact. Basically, it was a cartoon of a young schoolboy with his face up the skirt of his female teacher sitting on he desk, she ostensibly b...

Da fuck? Why is Westminster Abbey honouring the king of a country where Christianity is banned? Westminster Abbey âœ” @wabbey The Abbey flag is flying at half mast as a mark of respect following the death of King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz, King of Saudi Arabia http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/...

Lsuoma: Are you fucking insane? http://www.nbc12.com/story/9558616/man-sentenced-for-20-years-for-illustrated-child-pornography Maybe not, but you are gone. 1. Thanks, I had thought "cartoon is okay" as the CPPA was overturned, but going to the wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_car...

SkepticalCat wrote:Ophelia and friends will not like this article by Christina Hoff Sommers about "rape culture":

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... worse.html

Happy birthday to Phil! We share a birthday!

Well, happy birthday to the pair o' yous!

My guess is this won't go through, but um, FT, please check out the same images at The Daily News http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/instagram-reinstates-modeling-agency-account-article-1.2088331 Otherwise, best wishes to you all! The ban is for the earlier graphic of a schoolboy eating out a fe...

Aneris wrote:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... ll.svg.png

No leprechauns?

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Denmark uses those funny Cyrillic characters in place of a real alaphabet, right? Think I've got this navigation thing down.

Just look for the Lego, m8.

I would rather not pay for anything not directly related to me. Pfah, mine safety. When am I going in a mine? Fuck that. If people want to have sex, and have babies, why, no skin off my nose. It's not like society is going to support or educate these sexy-time spawn. Dudes, be practical. There are ...

Before we get all clappy, can someone clarify this for me: is emergency contraception (via morning-after pills) ever medically necessary for reasons other than birth control? I can't think of any. If you need any of the three hormones used for some other reason, there are other and better ways to g...

On the MRA side, I rarely/never hear an argument that condoms should be paid for by the government/the employer. A more cynical man might suggest something about men vs women when it comes to feeling entitled to shit that doesn't belong to you. Incidentally, Hobby Lobby IIRC was willing to provide ...

With apologies to our MDs here and apologies to everyone here for linking to cracked The story of a guy with an illness that causes him to throw up every meal for a year and what happens when he sees the docs. I can relate, I had a rare neurological disorder first (mis)diagnosed as a kidney stone. ...

With apologies to our MDs here and apologies to everyone here for linking to cracked The story of a guy with an illness that causes him to throw up every meal for a year and what happens when he sees the docs. I can relate, I had a rare neurological disorder first (mis)diagnosed as a kidney stone. ...

Damo has gone #FullMcIntosh. Unblocked me and launched a tirade in defence of Aratina (!). https://twitter.com/D4M10N/status/557756649524719616 Who the fuck is Cathy Brennan and why the fuck would I doxx her? So many loons, so little time. She's a TERF who gave us this kekfest: http://vimeo.com/447...

Damo has gone #FullMcIntosh. Unblocked me and launched a tirade in defence of Aratina (!). https://twitter.com/D4M10N/status/557756649524719616 Who the fuck is Cathy Brennan and why the fuck would I doxx her? So many loons, so little time. She's a TERF who gave us this kekfest: http://vimeo.com/447...

beep beep beep beep beep... this just in... http://tech.slashdot.org/story/15/01/20/2331210/doxing-victim-zoe-quinn-launches-online-anti-harassment-task-force On Friday, developer and doxing victim Zoe Quinn launched an online "anti-harassment task force" toolset, staffed by volunteers familiar wit...

Guest wrote:Thank you, Kirbmarc.

You got this pit from now on.

The rest of you are irrelevant to me.

Carry on.

Sorry, but who the fuck are you?

I'm a nationalist to the extent I think countries should put their local, national interests ahead of the global economy. Our shit is too connected right now and we need to get back to developing local economies in case the global economic system falls apart. Strong borders, imo, are a part of a st...

:D On a related tangent, this week there was some nprish interview with Glenn Close. Fine, I like Glenn Close. The interview was announced with voice over guy saying so and so was interviewing Glenn Close, known for Fatal Attraction and for playing Cruella DeVille. Then cut to a Glenn Close voice o...

Clearly, there's no HIV on your planet. Must be nice for you. Damn, I didn't even think of that. Considering the elevated risk of HIV, any man who comes out as gay or bisexual should have a medical right to free condoms provided by his place of employement! :dance: Check your privilege, fecal baron...

On the MRA side, I rarely/never hear an argument that condoms should be paid for by the government/the employer. A more cynical man might suggest something about men vs women when it comes to feeling entitled to shit that doesn't belong to you. Incidentally, Hobby Lobby IIRC was willing to provide ...

Especially with a new chew toy in play. I dislike this metaphor and I've heard it used here a couple of times. I dislike it because I've read it a zillion times at #FTBullies and other SJW hangouts. I get what everyone is saying, but mostly what I hear from my own personal experiences with this met...

Some more lulz as the truth about shanley comes out. http://blog.ameliagreenhall.com/post/what-it-was-like-to-co-found-model-view-culture-with-shanley-kane http://i.imgur.com/pJyBXw2.png Oh my, big lulz. The author, Amelia Greenhall, was the original founder of Model View Culture; she asked Shanley...

I doubt most of them think about what could be done with that personal info. That they could be the next target. They never seem to realize it can happen to them, that suddenly they might be outgroup. At least not the rank-and-file. I think Benson realizes it now, and she may well feel trapped. Or ...

Tony Parsehole wrote:A gift for our resident BBW fan, James Caruthers.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7zhVhBCYAA3-Dd.jpg
"I'm actually a mermaid"

Weeeell, mermaid myths do seem to have roots in sailors' sightings of manatees -- right?

Brive1987 wrote:

I think someone should make a series of bukkake porno movies called "Splash Damage".

James Caruthers wrote: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 67/ef0.png

You victim-blaming gobshite, you!

http://www.businessinsider.com/patriots-investigated-deflating-balls-2015-1 Oh man. From the article: According to Kravitz, the referees took a ball out of play at one point and weighed it. ... Under NFL rules the ball must be inflated between 12.5 and 13.5 pounds. Does Business Insider even weight...

Jesper wrote:
another lurker wrote:Jesper.

My dear.

I haz a pit forum challenge for you.

Get Walter Ego to sue you.

Good luck.
Who the fuck is Walter Ego?

That's the spirit!

http://www.businessinsider.com/patriots-investigated-deflating-balls-2015-1 Oh man. From the article: According to Kravitz, the referees took a ball out of play at one point and weighed it. ... Under NFL rules the ball must be inflated between 12.5 and 13.5 pounds. Does Business Insider even weight...

I'm engaged to a Jew. Jewess , surely? I haven't seen that word since I read Ivanhoe back in the late '70s. I hadn't ever heard it spoken until I was on the phone to my Gran, and she informed me in hushed tones that one of my cousins was dating a jewess . There's something about the English that ma...

Jesper wrote:Fucking quotes.

When do you earn the right to edit your posts around here?

I suck at previewing.

Your mistake is this: you were conceived when your papa expectorated into a spittoon after blowing your uncle, and your mama then douched with the contents of said spittoon.

Jesper wrote:
Southern wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Not a parody Jezebel account. :cry:
Babies, like pugs, are cute, but ugly.
Human babies are way overrated.

Helpless little parasites.

Add a little mint sauce, however, and they're sublime!

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm engaged to a Jew.

Jewess, surely?

The 23 FTBcon 3 presentations, by subject (my categories): Activism (9/23 39%) Block Bot and Other Strategies Secular Startup Why Are Secular Students So Awesome? Secular Safe Zone Training Student Advocacy How to Stay Positive in a Negative Online Environment Building a Better Workshop Introductio...

They/them/their/themself tey/tem/ter/temself ey/em/eir/emself e/em/eir/emself thon/thon/thons/thonself fae/faer/faers/faerself vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself ae/aer/aers/aerself ne/nym/nis/nymself ne/nem/nir/nemself xe/xem/xyr/xemself xe/xim/xis/ximself xie/xem/xyr/xemself ze(or zie)/zir/zirs/zirself zhe/...

Lsuoma wrote:
dogen wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:Seems I have no real idea who Chanty Binx is, then.
Big Red?
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GVuK44kWgxk/maxresdefault.jpg

She could apply her rouge with my tumescent bellend any day.

Billie from Ockham wrote:Seems I have no real idea who Chanty Binx is, then.

Big Red?

If you intentionally make yourself look like the bastard spawn of Brianna Wu, Chanty Binx, Godfrey Elwick and Jabba the Hutt, I'm going to laugh. I'll be laughing, too, since none of those four has a working uterus. How do we know Chanty doesn't? She's no tranny -- she's all woman, and I wouldn't m...

Okay, now Thommy MUST be fucking with us: Bottom line is I have been called all sorts of names, the exact same thing they allege of PZ Myers. Well, good people, if this is the way PZ Myers has been treated I am glad to stand with him because these people are nothing but irrelevant bullies that love...

Not gonna head into the whole appearance thing, I couldn't care less either way, but one thing I'm confused about regarding transgender is, why are they upset about people 'erasing' transgender? I thought the entire point of transgender was that you're not happy with being a man or a woman or you f...

Well, the Packers threw that away. They fucked up receiving the onside kick, and then they fucked up defending against the 2nd point.

GO PACK GO!

Wait. So you are suggesting that a transgender person cross dress back to their original gender. Is there a language for that? Or does the double negative just cancel itself out and you are back to the original setting? Not touching the BWu appearance-shaming. No one cares what I think, but I'm of ...

Tony Parsehole wrote:The avatar
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/51 ... 0x400.jpeg
The reality
http://static.4players.de/premium/News/ ... easer1.jpg

Lolwut?

http://i.imgur.com/i0tyWEJ.png

Question: why doesn't Brianna Wu's wikipedia page state that she's a transwoman? Is this considered to be private information?

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Kirbmarc wrote:Has anyone seen Gone Girl?
Really enjoyed the book. Afflected is miscast. David Fincher directs dog poo.

STFU you Fincher-hating bitch. The Game rocked. Fight Club rocked. Alien 3 was dog poo that rocket. etc.

So there are some sci fi fans here. I started watching "The Man in the High Castle" on Amazon Prime. I understand it is based off of (but a lot different) a book from Philip K. Dick. Anyway I am about half way through the first episode and I am liking it. I think they are free right now even if you...

Ã–rebro's plan for returning jihadists meets criticism In Swedish. The upshot is that Council member for Ã–rebro thinks that returning IS warriors should be given jobs and counseling to help them reintegrate into Swedish society. Fortunately some other people have disagreed. Maybe even the Swedes m...

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