If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

I used to argue that it was impossible for an officer to arrest you for evasion...

If they catch you, you're not guilty of evading :)

Service Dog wrote:
Crane collapse: 87 dead in Saudi Arabia

At least 87 people have died after a crane collapsed on the Grand Mosque in the Muslim holy city of Mecca
Heads will roll.

1,650,000,000
-87

9/11

I fear it might be worse than 9/11.

It might be 922.

A 1490 meteor shower/ disintegrating asteroid kills 10,000 in China. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1490_Ch'ing-yang_event It doesn't state how many false rape accusations were made that year. I falsely accuse of every man who ever lived of rape. There. You just astronomically increased the chance o...

free thoughtpolice wrote:A 1490 meteor shower/ disintegrating asteroid kills 10,000 in China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1490_Ch'ing-yang_event

It doesn't state how many false rape accusations were made that year.

I falsely accuse of every man who ever lived of rape.

There.

Isn't melody the one afraid of balls? No. I believe you are thinking of ye'old red rocket. Aye. Melody has stated in the past that she has a thing about male dog penises. Seriously. They repulse her. That's why she can only have female dogs. I can only wonder what she makes of Slim Jims and Peperam...

Penalty kick to the balls. Jesus ape lust. I thought you were better than rape threats. You know melody, who is grossed out by dog balls, would never consent to touching a testicle - even with her foot As long as Bhurzum is showered, pleasantly scented, and shrink wrapped to within an inch of his l...

Dog balls

Isn't melody the one afraid of balls?

Penalty kick to the balls.

Jesus ape lust. I thought you were better than rape threats. You know melody, who is grossed out by dog balls, would never consent to touching a testicle - even with her foot

[quote="paddybrown" Thanks very much for all the nice compliments... wait a minute, compliments? I came here to laugh at SJWs in online atheism, not to be complimented on my other activities! I'm telling the internet! But seriously, I'm only able to do what I do because I don't have a family. I'm a ...

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Being hit by an asteroid has never happened to anybody. ... Meteorites have killed dogs, and I think one guy got hit in his living room and survived. Never an asteroid though. So they are saying that it's rarer than "never" The observation that one (rare) event has happened and another (rare) event...

Billie from Ockham wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:I don't want to wait for our lives to be over. I want to know right now, what will it be?
Paula Cole quotes without attribution are worse than rape threats.

This song is now playing in everybody's head.

If there's a kidnapping and rape in progress, with a hostage don't call 911. Call 922. Call Honeybanders & Pixlee :auto-driving: :auto-layrubber: They're... Two Grown Men Pounding the Doors Down not knowing what they're facing! http://i.imgur.com/KgEf3Rx.png Q: why would a guy on a date want to avo...

Just remembered I put an asterisk after "I'm not on LinkedIn", because I meant to add a footnote. I nearly signed up for it once. Went through all the steps until I got to the bit where it asked for access to my email contacts to it could connect me to people I knew - and specifically said that I w...

Then again, even Buzzfeed doesn't get close to the pure distilled WTF factor of the following story... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x770534 If what the woman alleged is the truth, the pilot should also be charged with sexual abuse of a person of un...

Funny you should mention that. The article was linked on their "BuzzFeed Health" Twitter feed. Still not my favorite Buzzfeed article. It needs a lot more feminist statistics added to reach that level depth. http://www.buzzfeed.com/charlesclymer/5-things-more-likely-to-happen-to-you-than-being-f-fm...

Then again, even Buzzfeed doesn't get close to the pure distilled WTF factor of the following story... Woman ‘Tricked Into Sex’ By Penis Cream Treatment A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointm...

You'll love this. http://www.buzzfeed.com/patrickstrudwick/this-hiv-positive-guy-gave-the-perfect-slapdown-to-someone-w#.ol0Z2aGJk Sound familiar? Gay man with HIV goes on Grindr looking for a shag. Fair enough, I suppose, but he doesn't actually tell anyone he has HIV, he waits to be asked by a gu...

Never forget 922

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over. I want to know right now, what will it be?

I have inured myself

free thoughtpolice wrote:I bet his daughter is probably half his age too! :geek:

That makes him creepy even if he wanted to just be friends

...by which I mean chin, cheeks, forehead, glasses, hairclip. Get your minds out of the gutter. :) Are you being tongue in cheek?Can you please not? Because unwanted TIV and/or TIA is one of the most unreported crimes of all time. It's a crime? Even if I've smeared my 'A' with peanut butter? As lon...

Skep tickle wrote:...by which I mean chin, cheeks, forehead, glasses, hairclip. Get your minds out of the gutter. :)

Are you being tongue in cheek?Can you please not?

Because unwanted TIV and/or TIA is one of the most unreported crimes of all time.

Service dog check your pm's. It's a 922 emergency!

Ape+lust wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:
Service Dog wrote:I saw this in a thrift store, was frightened.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5 ... 3,200_.jpg
I'm waiting for Anti-Ableism for Dummies, edited by someone named Ronja.
http://imgur.com/CwCzgTn.jpg

Bwahaha

Service Dog wrote:I saw this in a thrift store, was frightened.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5 ... 3,200_.jpg

I just texted that image to a few people.

Hilarious

Let's use the awful 1 out of 5 women is raped statistic. What is the likelihood of it happening to one woman by 5 different men? 0.032% Which means 99.968% that this won't happen to anybody. Luckily for elyse, that still leaves about 500,000 American women who get raped 5 times by strangers... ! (A...

Honeybanders puts his foot down... http://i.imgur.com/eFl7aZGl.jpg As her teammate and best friend, I am following the same rule. We will neither watch these movies nor will we allow our children to watch them. I have been telling my oldest son, Moose, since the previews started that I would take ...

Watson has finally got around to announcing her new podcast. Its right there on Patreon. All Events You're the Expert is a live show, podcast, and new public radio program that uses comedy to make academic research more accessible and exciting. Through games, sketches, and hilariousl... Wait no she...

This is hilarious. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/yifen-chou-white-author-uses-asian-pen-name-because-it-helps-him-get-published-more-often-10490578.html?icn=puff-4 A white man... gets his poem rejected 40 times for using his "white" name... uses an Asian pen name, still gets reje...

Ape+lust wrote:Sorry, I didn't even think about it. It's all become a much of a muchness. Another day, another tweet about Elyse's butthole. She'll move up to pics soon, I'm sure. Then you'll definitely have to ask before I'll consider screencapping.

http://imgur.com/0ESKgHT.png

She's just like Ft.

Ape+lust wrote:
deLurch wrote:...At worst, her kid is going to grow up and read all of the stuff her mother has written, or her friends at school will.
That's going to be hellacious bad for the kids in itself. Today she's tweeting about blowing blood out her butt.

You can't just post 922 info like that without a screen cap.

I know that you all are hanging on every post of mine, so you'll be excited to hear that I corrected another error and found that it would actually take 7 rapes to have at least a 95% chance of having been raped the most. This is using the year-rate that produces the vaunted 1-in-5 lifetime value. ...

Sorry. Work interrupted. I also had to do this twice, as I didn't believe the answer the first time. My estimates on a napkin were way off. Way off. I found .0005 to be an agreed-upon probability of a woman reporting a rape in a given year. I quadrupled this because it's also agreed that only one i...

Check your pm's everyone

People Are Upset After Adobe Showed Off A New Tool By Editing A Smile Onto A Woman http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/smile-ladies#.stvxoNanr I wonder how low the threshold for outrage will go? Will these brave feminists provide me a list of acceptable behavior? Granted, I may not use this lis...

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I have to stop playing metal gear solid while we do this

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ffs wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Ffs I'm sorry for the shitposting lately.
I don't mind.

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Well played.

Welp, back to work for me

Oops. You can't assume 1/5 chance of one rape in lifetime and then extend that for multiple rapes, because that, by Zeno's rule (which maybe should be Xena's rule, in this case) would be a whole lotta rapin'. I need something like a 1 in 500 chance of being raped in one year. how about whatever the...

Do an alpha of .05 If you want a serious answer, instead of rough estimates, what probability would you like to use for being raped in a given year, how old is MoFo, and how many competitors does she have for the title (e.g., all US women)? (I'll use the distribution of ages from the last US census...

Er *Less* than 1/150,000,000 . ...

Ffs I'm sorry for the shitposting lately.

(Oh, shit. I just did the napkin-math, instead of assuming, and she still needs a bunch more to be Number One with 50.1% confidence. Probably 20 or so total. On the bright side, though, she didn't waste an evening.) Okay let's correct my next retardation. If every woman has a 1/ 5 chance of being r...

Do an alpha of .05

I want to be 50.01% likely number one. Not 99.99% Oh, hell, she met that criterion years ago. This week's rape was completely unneeded for that.* * nb. to the extent that I am providing this information too late for it to be of use to MoFo ... in effect, adding insult to injury or salt to a wound ....

Hooray I figured out one way to pm people on crapatalk. I can click a name to initiate a pm.

http://www.wonderslist.com/10-countries-highest-rape-crime/ 6. Germany Rape Crime in Germany An estimate of 240,000 women and girls has died up till now in Germany because of this crime. Germany is on the number six in the highest rape crime with the figures of 6,507,394 in this year which is reall...

Spoiler: US ranked higher than Ethiopia, where 60% of women have been raped. http://www.wonderslist.com/10-countries-highest-rape-crime/ Canada: It is an Amercing continent and the total reported cases of rape in this country are 2,516,918. These are only six percent of the total rape cases. It is ...

Service Dog wrote:Stoopid Ethiopia. I blame their lack of Atheist conferences & college campuses for their poor showing.
Do they even know it's Christmastime at all?

I heard Greg laden wrote the anti harassment policies for Ethiopia while he was in Africa

Scented Nectar wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:even if she were more functional and without addictions.
You're aiming for the Hugo Awards 2016?
I don't get it. :(

He was saying that you are WRITING SCI FI.

:)

thanks billie, by the way :)

I was offering to help make your point, PA, but you can never be 100% sure that you've been raped enough to be Number One (because it will be an inference, because you cannot measure the actual number of rapes in every American woman, so only the answer of "I've been continually raped since birth" ...

Who needs a theoretical most-raped-woman-in-America answer?! I want the empirical answer. So I typed "raped 10 times by strangers" into Google. No hits. Then I started counting down. No hits. No hits. Finally I got a single hit... Woo hoo! Based Methodology! http://i.imgur.com/p3zLVfDh.jpg It's pro...

Sorry, but the difference between "happen to anybody" and "happen to any one (specific) person" is not a minor wording error. FYI: binomials are unbiased, so to get the expected number of people to which something will happen, you can just multiply the probability of it happening to a given person ...

Sorry, but the difference between "happen to anybody" and "happen to any one (specific) person" is not a minor wording error. FYI: binomials are unbiased, so to get the expected number of people to which something will happen, you can just multiply the probability of it happening to a given person ...

Let's use the awful 1 out of 5 women is raped statistic. What is the likelihood of it happening to one woman by 5 different men? 0.032% Which means 99.968% that this won't happen to anybody. Not even close. If an event has a 0.032% chance for any given person, then the probability of it not happeni...

Let's use the awful 1 out of 5 women is raped statistic. What is the likelihood of it happening to one woman by 5 different men? 0.032% Which means 99.968% that this won't happen to anybody. Luckily for elyse, that still leaves about 500,000 American women who get raped 5 times by strangers... ! (A...

Let's use the awful 1 out of 5 women is raped statistic. What is the likelihood of it happening to one woman by 5 different men? 0.032% Which means 99.968% that this won't happen to anybody. Luckily for elyse, that still leaves about 500,000 American women who get raped 5 times by strangers... ! (As...

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