If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Pitchguest wrote:
Hahaha, I wonder if G.R.R Martin's description of his character's lunch is an homage?

Let's see -- 4,293 characters x 3 meals/ day x ....

... That's a helluva lot of pease porridges and eel pies!

Glad y'all like the Silmarillion -- just not to my personal taste. I really don't enjoy all the songs in Tolkien's work. I also find he creates amazing stories, but is a weak story-teller. I mean, two paragraphs to describe an epic battle, then three pages on what they had for second breakfast? Whic...

A reader is left with the distinct impression that if (1) Rosoff hadnâ€™t invited her date inside, (2) hadnâ€™t gone outside to smoke a cigarette, and (3) hadnâ€™t defied the advice of the wise and logical man she was with, she would still be alive. (2) & (3) = True (1) -- depends on whether she'd ...

Upcoming FTB narrative: Slymepitters make fun of woman's murder. Slympitters push woman from balcony and laugh about it. I'm sure what they really really want to read into this story is: the dude pushed her for refusing to put out on the first date . But she was smoking a cigarette at one in the mo...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Ok, geek time:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 6168_n.jpg

You must be the only person who actually knows what the fuck JRR was going on about in the Silmarillion.

The only implied contract is: "my roof -- my rules." Those of us who felt the quarantine of Wonderist was excessive said so -- and we did it while enjoying the extremely wide latitude for comment our unpaid host affords us. Lsuoma can ban/restrict whoever the fuck he wants. If he were ever to ban me...

Hey look -- Ashley Miller read a book for grown-ups!

http://skeptischism.com/atheismneat/201 ... l-methods/

Since it seems most likely Chris H won't post this here himself, I thought I'd pass along his greeting: https://twitter.com/LiteratePervert/status/363366127688105984 Hey Chris -- "Slymepit" didn't write that, I did. So if you have something you want to bring up with me, here I am. Otherwise, well, ...

Haha. The perfect alignment of prog liberal ideas. Rape will soon be forever linked to global warming. I just can't wait for NPR to do a special series on the sexist and racist effects of the white male caused global warming! Global warming just jumped the shark! http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/201...

Gumby wrote:
welch wrote:
Meh. Britain has a royal family, we have Kim kardashian. I know who I'd rather see in a sex tape
Charles and Camilla?

Was that even a live cover?

Gumby wrote:I really don't give two shits (or even one) about the whole Sarkeesian video game thing, but I did want to remark that the debate here over it has been excellent.

Why I felt the need to say that, I don't know. But I did, so there.

I wanted to comment on your comment.

Ouch, oolon's reply to me on the block bot site (well, I can only guess it's oolon): HAHA, Cheers Phil, this gave me the best laugh of the day. From the fucking idiot who proudly admitted to coining part of the phrase â€œRebeccunt Twatsonâ€ in response to the avalanche of abuse she endured. You ar...

Tony Parsehole wrote:
welch wrote:
he's also about to find out how secure his passwords and coding practices are.
Username:Oolon
Password: Oolon1

bet ya.

"1 2 3 4 5? That's the combo on my luggage!"

If those D-bag svan droogies lurked just a little bit farther afield, they might stumble across my posts slamming the tea party, libertarians, etc.

Fucking proglodytes.

Yeah, there was a bit of optical magnetism between the "violent outburst" and oolon's bug eye, plus lots of dead space. The second version is very tight and period -- and I've got the giggles all over again

welch wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:They're moving the goal posts on Nasrallah, as last year Jen McC told her Teh Outrage wasn't about off-color jokes
Shit before that, Canuck basically called her a slut.

That may be why she found the joke about him the funniest

They're moving the goal posts on Nasrallah, as last year Jen McC told her Teh Outrage wasn't about off-color jokes

Lsuoma wrote:Well, bitches, today I got to see an HP 115 and a Fairey Delta. Suck on that!

I think they had that H-P when I visited Merced. Big mother, all wing. Also had an SR 71

I should probably change my nym, I have been around here long enough, and 'another lurker' just sounds too anonymous. Or something. Please let me choose your new nym. On the one hand I think it's a great idea - saves me the trouble of choosing a name. On the other...I am slightly, ever so slightly....

John Greg wrote:Poor Stefunny is all major butthurting

Quick, somebody call her a whaaahmbulance.

Tony Parsehole wrote:
another lurker wrote: I should probably change my nym, I have been around here long enough, and 'another lurker' just sounds too anonymous. Or something.
Please let me choose your new nym.

Is "Carlos Danger" taken?

They give out Grammy's; this song deserves a "Yemmi"

Another Lurker's poem deserves an A+!

Yemmifist's moronic rhyming scheme always bugged me. She should consider writing country music.

tl;dr --

Dear [NAME]

Thank you for you letter. We're not the ones who mentioned you by name. So don't sue us.

Pip pip cheerio,

The BBC

Yemmy's got a new poem out. I'm guessing she's broomed the tsunami then: http://freethoughtblogs.com/yemmynisting/?p=1232 Sound of the bees buzzing Everything is getting fuzzy As you nimble on my nipples Your tongue in me dribbles Yemministing. Supplying services to celibacy since 2013. I never cou...

People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all. How is this "hating on women?" The men got most of the votes. Since some folks clearly didn't get the jokes (which, if they were paying attention, they'd realize aren't about our fantasies at all), let me give a...

Guest wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:o/t -- For those of you who just didn't get enough of the George Zimmerman controversy, an analysis of crime stats by race: http://trueliberalnexus.wordpress.com/2 ... -and-lies/
Is race-bating a pun or a typo?

Typo. Good eye.

I've been laughing uncontrollably at the Thorazine ad for the past 10 minutes! My dogs got worried and ran up to lick me.

o/t * -- For those of you who just didn't get enough of the George Zimmerman controversy, an analysis of crime stats by race: http://trueliberalnexus.wordpress.com/2013/08/01/statistics-race-bating-and-lies/ * (is it even possible to be o/t on the Undead Thread?) Now, back to our live coverage of oo...

For those of you who didn't get enough of the George Zimmerman controversy, an analysis of crime stats by race:

http://trueliberalnexus.wordpress.com/2 ... -and-lies/

katamari Damassi wrote:After I made my post I was concerned that people might think I was fishing for complements.

Well you're SOL on that from this lot, buckaroo.

Phil has a band. Dunno, there are magazines etc for that subculture, too. Its probably a better idea to ask oolon to have the name removed, or made clear unambiguously what that specific list means where his name is on. oolon should also be required to state in writing that he does not consider Phi...

Dick Strawkins wrote:Peezus must be incandescent with jealously!
His new book's about to be released ....

"New" is a very generous description.

I'm not a lawyer, but I slept with one, which, per Carrier's Law, makes me a "renowned legal expert". It shouldn't be too hard for y'all to get your attorneys to write a letter that'd convince oolon's attorney to have him remove your name from the list. If enough people did that, it should defeat th...

That was a LOL, btw.

katamari Damassi wrote:I also considered blogging, but as you can tell from my contributions here, I have nothing interesting or intelligent to say.....

Which puts you in good company with 99.4% of the bloggers out there. What, is your computer not equipped with the control-c & control-v keys?

* So, as young children, they rotated through a series of random expressions until they found the one that elicited sympathy? * So, daughter inherited from mother a shared 'programming' in the brain that would discover the same facial tic? *Yes. *Yes. ...Even as babies they are constantly watching ...

A lot of people - especially children - have a particular facial expression which other people find cute. In the case presented, both mother and daughter independently discovered that their particular blend of skin, bone and muscle of the face allowed them to gain sympathy by using this facial expr...

I believe there are inherent traits like that in humans, as well as the learned behavior. Mos def. But it seems that the anti-EP crowd come into the argument with an agenda to reduce the number of inherent traits as much as possible. And, like Peez, they straw-man EP as claiming everything is inher...

"Tell me how that one's nurture." Coincidence. What you describe seems fairly common. Personal bias. You were looking for similarities. /shrug 1) See my response to FTP above; 2) No I wasn't. I was telling her she was nuts to buy a nine year-old gelding that had never been started under saddle. She...

Some people have a habit of subconsciously copying others facial expressions. I know someone that does that occasionally. If they shared those sort of quirks without ever having and others in their position also did it that would be evidence for a genetic cause for the behavior. Daughter was adopte...

A data point to add to the evo psych debate: A woman I used to give riding lessons was contacted by her long-lost daughter , who she'd given up for adoption as a baby. My client started paying for lesson for the daughter. Both mother & daughter had the same way giving a tight-lipped smile while wrin...

bovarchist wrote: Homosexuality? That's genetic, right?

Surely, you jest!

Trophy wrote:Yeah, it's so much better for women, until the time comes to get hired

Bullshit.

Rejecting the unfalsifiable, po-mo construct, "Teh Patriarchy" isn't the same as not acknowledging that patriarchal social elements exist. But those asswipes refuse to admit that distinction , as that'd be a buzzkill to their manichaean zealotry. And yes, if you deny the existence of Teh Patriarchy ...

How cool would it be to lock Michael Urbina and Jesse Powell in a room together?

Tony Parsehole wrote:
40. Never seek recognition or affirmation.

While some men are made fun of for caring about womenâ€™s rights and feminism, there is very something alluring about being a male feminist...

Once you think of a man as a toilet, it all makes sense.

Tony Parsehole wrote:84. Cook with your girlfriend, partner, or spouse.
.

I'm cooking with my mother tonight. Do I earn 2x mangina points?

sacha wrote:
bhoytony wrote:I'm sat at home pissed on red wine...

does that mean if I take advantage of you, it's rape?

What, Carlos Danger not responding to your tweets tonight?

hahahaha! pop up at Vacula's: the EDL needs me.jpg You do realize that the Internet ads you see have nothing to do with the site you're visiting, and everything to do with your online activity, content of your emails, etc.? (BIg Brother / PRISM has also been apprised of your activities, mmwwha ha!)

Bourne Skeptic wrote:I wouldn't take his book, even for free. It might encourage him to write another!

Considering how he wrote (sic) this one, it shouldn't be hard for him to produce another.

Steersman wrote:
Sally Strange wrote:Here you are repeating the misogynist trope that feminists brand people as misogynists merely for â€œdisagreeingâ€ rather than for blatantly sexist and misogynist behavior.

Another classic!!

Has anyone compiled all of these? You could publish an entire book -- "The Hypocritical Atheist"

Gumby wrote:Per an idea from Matt Cavanaugh, Stephanie Zvan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties:

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 74eaa8.jpg

"We have ways of making you shut up and listen!"

I love Jen McCreight.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg

"We have ways of making you shut up and listen!"

I used to give up alcohol for Lent. Then I gave up Lent for alcohol.

Fasting is really bad for your body. My sister worked on a film version of Brave New World. A bit actress had one line: "I don't know what to wear for Ramadan." But take after take she kept pronouncing it Ram (like a sheep) A Dam. She was really dumb, and the director finally had to use one of the r...

katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.

I think photoshops are in order.

John Greg wrote:I would certailny miss it. Some people's massive circle jerking snore fest is other people's social network. If you are bored with it, or do not like it, then please just quietly fuck off into the woods.

36 words. Says it all.

I think it's safe to say she has entirely entered dementia. This article nively dovetails into both Alice Walker's insanity and the Martin/Zimmerman trial: http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/23/if-you-disagree-with-alice-walker-about-the-zimmerman-verdict-youre-probably-a-shapeshifting-lizard-like-alie...

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