If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

A Million Little God Pieces...that's gold.

Avi reminds me of a very specific person I did research on in undergrad. Red flags abound, for a long time, and I dont know homeboy from any Joe on the street. I really, *really* hope his supervisors/co-workers are keeping an eye on him. Personally, I would love to see his college papers go through...

How long before someone claims that since the Pit HASN'T banned Avi, that we are therefore a 'haven for plagiarists'?

didymos wrote:"non-continuous internet"

This is the sort of nonsense you hear when a procedural cop show does a cybercrime episode.

He'll be blaming tachyon flux in the dilithium matrix next.

Berke Breathed didn't start with Bloom County, y'know.

http://assets.amuniversal.com/bdc461522 ... 1438c0f03b

PZ decides to finally respond to Michael Nugent....sort of. At last, a comprehensive reply to sea lions It features the sea lion cartoon which is ancient in internet terms. Is he really that insulated that he never saw it, or has he finally decided he can't keep running forever, so now he will use ...

What has two thumbs and loves cum?

Rebecca Watson's asshole.

BTW, is there some pop-culture reason I'm ignorant of why Watson's glasses have a + on one side and an x on the other?

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
BarnOwl wrote:No comment:

I was right -- it was a bukkake scene.

That's not cum, it's science juice.

OK, 2014. Well, I had no less than three jobs this year, and I have my doubts that the current job will last. I'm at a company that manufactures security cameras, and I suspect that as soon as they've got their business on solid footing, the first thing they do will be looking for ways to either aut...

So many words on the Internet, few people know how to tell a story. But she needs to start as close to the action as possible, pull me in, then fill in the backstory, perhaps with a flashback. http://io9.com/5814687/the-7-types-of-short-story-opening-and-how-to-decide-which-is-right-for-your-story ...

Lsuoma wrote:
bovarchist wrote:
You mean the Mighty State of Hysteria?
As ruled over by Queen Fragg...

...and to the Republicans for which they scam, one nation, underpants, with liberty and jugs of wine for owls.

blitzem wrote:
Skep tickle wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/hdaPxyn.png?1

Hah! Canuckistan beats the Excited States of Americana again. Suck it, Yankees!

(And Happy Holidays, New Year, Xmas, all that stuff to you all. Hope the season sees everyone well.)

You mean the Mighty State of Hysteria?

Do you ever troll math web-sites, arguing that 2+2 is something other than 4, just to provide balance there? Doesn't it depend on the base? Not really. <math pedantry> Assuming that all the symbols in that equation have their conventional meaning and are valid symbols in the chosen base, for positi...

Lsuoma wrote:"Gene police! You: out of the pool! Now!"

A woman in the US state of Idaho has been killed after her two-year-old son accidentally shot her with a gun he found when reaching into her handbag.

Too late. She's already reproduced.

I was thinking of "Yellow River" by I.P. Frehley. My favorite is "Brown Spots on the Wall" By Hoo Flung Poo, but I figured that would be in bad taste. Cultural appropriation, and all that... Hoo Flung Poo? Once again, Doug Stanhope has the answer... (relevant bit starts at 4:45, but the whole story...

Yes, I'm that much of a dork. But you recognized it, so I'm not sure you entirely escape infamy either. "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly. That's IT. I will NOT be drawn into battle. "Twenty Years in Siberia" by Mizak Frozov PS, I just want to thank CH2O for exercising restraint in his choice of a...

I'll now return the favor, Dave, and say that, in my opinion, Shatterface lost the right to make claims such as "Pitters don't make rape threats" when he suggested that physical violence was ever an appropriate response to a written or spoken insult. I'd have lost the right to say Oityers don't pos...

If anybody's interested, I've entered the Folio Society's book illustration competition. The Folio Society publish deluxe slipcased hardback books, much of it classic fiction with new illustrations, and every year they run a competition to find a new illustrator. This year the book is an anthology ...

"You should hang from your loose lips, you disingenuous prick" -- another example of not-a-threat. See, it's not difficult! They're all over the web. Look, my apologies to Bovarchist for making a poor example of him. Seriously, I mean it. No problem. I'm still two pages behind anyway; I almost miss...

Anyone know what that cockweasel Dave Allen is on about at Nugent's? He seems to be claiming Bovarchist has issued rape and death threats. Shatterface No, I said his remarks were taken as borderline by some here. What's a borderline rape and death threat? Shatterface I'm just guessing, but I assume...

Damn staircase! Just realized I should have said "fallacious punning linguist".

fuzzy wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: But wise linguist, a collective noun is of course worthy of "are" instead of "is". All educated people are in agreement with this.
A cunning linguist reduces data to a fell ratio.

I'll take a voracious cunnilinguist over a fallacious cunning linguist anyday.

Even if you are skeptical that gender dysphoria has enough scientific basis, there is clear evidence in the literature that transitioning and surgical procedures for trans people tend to make them happier in the vast majority of cases (Pfafflin and Junge, 1992; Krege, Bex, Lummen, et al, 2001). Eve...

If all SGU needs to replace RW is someone funny and a little nerdy, I nominate Jenna Marbles.

Brive1987 wrote:
Quietly scratches bovarchist

Mmmmm, nice. :)

Yeah, I think one of the times I got banned from Pharyngula was for making a comparison between transgenders and anorexics. But really, what's the difference? It's all about having a notion of your own body that is completely divorced from reality. That's why I get irate when people praise transgen...

It is now a coin-flip to me whether ROBOKiTTY was serious or not, but, to be clear, I put "otherkin" in the same category as homeopaths. And I'm fully prepared to say why. I put trans-genders in the same category as people suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. I remember watching a program on th...

another lurker wrote:If you cared at all about women, you would watch "The Abyss"

I hear a woman gets slapped so hard in that movie her tits pop out.

I'm cool with Idris Elba playing Bond - so long as he's still a misogynist. While I, in contrast, am not cool with this at all. The sizable differences between white and black males is something upon which I am, sadly, well hung. Likewise, I would be equally not cool with, e.g., Tom Cruise playing ...

I don't know how the state of my internet connection will be while in Poland, so I'm taking this last opportunity to wish you all (yes, even you Steers) a merry Christmas. Take some time off all that internet bullshit and spend it with your family/loved ones. Cheers! https://soundcloud.com/phil-gio...

It is now looking likely the UVA rape case was total fiction. http://uk.businessinsider.com/theres-more-bizarre-evidence-that-uva-student-jackies-alleged-rapist-doesnt-exist-2014-12?r=US "Fiction" isn't strong enough. It's propaganda, on a "German soldiers bayonetting babies" level. Hopefully, its ...

Southern wrote: There's nothing New Wave cannot defile:

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Pseudo Echo's 'Love An Adventure' was one of the first albums I ever bought. Know what? I still like it.

Can't wait for this article but the reaction apÃ©ritif will be even better. Shanley's Twitter feed alone is beyond the most imaginative parody. https://twitter.com/Nero/status/542392712348323840 It's up I honestly thought she was a poe. Milo's such an obvious shit-stirrer, but that was amusing. She...

I've been continuing to follow Amanda Marcotte on the UVA situation. She's appalling, just as bad as she ever was. Well, maybe a very slight improvement in tone since the Duke lacrosse days. Then, people who didn't automatically believe the accuser were "rape-loving scum". Now they're just "rape ap...

another lurker wrote:I remember the guy who asked, upon receiving my picture, if he could cum on my face.

Such class. Where have all of the good guys gone?

I'm guessing, to go find a girl who will let them cum on their face.

jimthepleb wrote:Oh look!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4ZBrJVCUAEgoN3.jpg

CLARENCE!?!?!?!?

If only there was some way to reassure her that when men masturbate to fantasy women, they probably choose far better than her. I mean, what's the point of fantasy if not to fuck the best?

Scented Nectar wrote:I didn't even know that I had so much of that city dweller's guilt thing where it feels like we live so unnaturally in our big cities, etc, but then I saw this video. I've got a strong relief feeling now. It's GOOD that most of us live in cities.
[youtube]nJ4qnYMeGos[/youtube]

Yay Vancouver!

This is one of my pet peeves. Yes, I understand that there's a technical distinction that can be useful to make, but most atheists seem to get pedantic about it just to make the point that creationists are "wrong" to say that we evolved from apes. Unfortunately, it's a dud argument, because we did ...

BarnOwl wrote:Ummm ... does this crowd of protesters seem really homogeneous to anyone else?

Yeah but...it also seems photoshopped to me.

I don't think most people would argue that Creed was a phenomenally clever musical act, but they did exactly what Anita did in my opinion; they managed to produce a product which appealed to a large audience for a period of time. It could be that Creed knew exactly what they were doing when they ca...

Other fun parts of the video include PZ saying that humans "evolved from apes" (instead of having a common ancestor). The guy is a total clown. Here's the video, if you want to check my story: [youtube]-tCqtX4wriU[/youtube] This is one of my pet peeves. Yes, I understand that there's a technical di...

So it seems that Jackie (of Rolling Stone's gang-rape story) has been outed. Her full name (assuming they got it right) is all over the place now, and people are beginning to dig up her social media record . And so the Social Justice narrative mows down its main victim: Jackie. Now she'll have to e...

OK. That was kind of boring. Thunderf00t was retreading many of his same arguments. It's starting to get old. If he had some points, he could have trimmed that down to about 5 minutes. Thunderf00t has always been a long-winded cuss. Call me when he learns to keep a video under 3 minutes. Plus, if A...

Shit gets inadvertently real at 1:20. "Hey cunt!" "No, I'm Rebecca".

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dog puke wrote:Anyone starting to miss enemabags?

Not even a little. Let's stop mentioning it.

As to the word "nigger",it is an ugly word that many blacks would rather dissapear from all vernacular, of all races. Courtesy alone seems to dictate that we leave that one out, nor need it be any more complex than that. Works for me anyway.. "Phlegm" is uglier. And don't get me started on "nostril...

another lurker: In case bf is clueless about cool Xmas presents there is this one item that every log lady longs for: firewood gripper.JP ooo, I have seen those, and have thought of getting one. My biceps get awfully tired carrying those things uphill for 2km... I was thinking about getting an mech...

Hey John, I suggest you read the underlined part, before you accuse me of being some sort of apologist for black criminals. Of course they should be held accountable - of course they aren't made of pure innocent angel dust - I am just saying that whites created this through hundreds of years of sys...

BlueShiftRhino wrote:In ebonics, "nigga" is actually a term of endearment. It's not the first time that a cross-language homophone has caused grief. Try saying "ka-ching!" in Spain, for example.

Got a fag, mate?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:No, really, I think my sister just blew a clown:

Ask her if it tasted funny.

OK, Will do....but now I have to choose a permanent name. This could take a while. Not fucked though, because I speak the truth. U R so fucked is a pretty good infected mushroom choon....if you like that sort of thing. Go with a wrestling name. You could be the Masked Man from Parts Unknown With hi...

Sulman wrote:You can stick your due process up your arse.

Getting it out again is another doo process.

I feel sad for the Nec_V20 Fun Extravaganza, not because it ended on a ban (that was almost immediately lifted), but because the troll managed to push the buttons he wanted. I understand that Lsuoma and the people in charge of keeping things clean cannot just put the idiot on ignore because they ha...

jugheadnaut wrote:And another for Clarence...

http://i.imgur.com/oMAfP19.png?1

Too bad I couldn't find a picture of her in profile and avoid the Picasso look.

Yeah, now do one with Colbert taking it up the ass from Sarkeesian.

dog puke wrote:So... um... anyone have any opinions regarding the Trayvon Martin thing?

I really don't care much who Kim Kardashian is boning.

Mine vomits on everything because she noms her noms far too quickly. Last year she vomited on my DVR, shorting it out. This year, she vomited on the surge protector that my DVR is plugged into. She is a very bad kitty. Give her just a little food at a time, say a big tablespoon-full, then five or t...

NoGodsEver wrote:
bovarchist wrote:Seriously? Looking up a classmate twenty five years later is actually considered creepy? Get a grip, folks.
Quick and easy way to tell if it's creepy...did you rub one out when you saw her old picture in the yearbook?

Nope, it shot out all by itself.

Seriously? Looking up a classmate twenty five years later is actually considered creepy? Get a grip, folks.

Was looking through my highschool yearbook, found the girl I had a crush on. Thought of looking her up, but had no luck on Facebook or Google. She's probably married now. Anybody know how to search for someone whose last name has changed?

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