If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Oh I left out Al Steffanali. Miss him too. And that Guffin dude... BTW, Welch seems to be a regular on Nugent's blog. Probably just giving the pit a break. Welch said he was having a break, there was no flounce or drama. I do find all this SJW deeply depressing sometimes. They see offense in everyt...

Lulzing my arse off at Peez & Ophie right now. Basically, the magnificent achievement of the Philae comet landing is decidedly less newsworthy that the fact that the lead project scientist appeared on TV wearing a loud shirt with GOSH DARN NEAR NAKED BABES ON IT!!!! :lol: Fucking hell. Priorities, ...

So...Myers mentioned offhand something about an engineer at ESA wearing a "grossly offensive shirt". Anybody have any idea what he's going on about? What, did it have a pomegranate on it?

KiwiInOz wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:I'm beginning to think that Nec might have ass burglers.
Do they look anything like this?

http://www.hemorrhoidshemroids.com/Hemo ... ealtha.jpg

Mommy, could you tuck me in?

ERV wrote:No one has ever propositioned me at a conference :(

That's nothing, I went to Burning Man and didn't get laid ONCE.

Mostly because there aren't enough condoms in the world.

Who's @Nero?

Has anybody here read Starplex by Robert Sawyer? It starts with the same basic plot as Interstellar, but takes it so much farther.

blitzem wrote:
bovarchist wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: Mainlandcentric shitlord1 :hand:
Yes, we get it, Nanaimo has nice bars; what else you got?
Check your White Rock privilege?

This is truer than you know. Unless you're from around here, then I suppose you do know. ;)

James Caruthers wrote:Social Media is a scam to get all your personal information for better mass surveillance and more effective police state control.

Discuss.

Discussing is neither dissing nor cussing. Discuss.

fuzzy wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:I would eat a mile of carrie poppy's shit just to see where it came from. At a full sprint.
If we postulate a one-inch diameter stream, (pi)(1/2)(1/2)(12)(5280)~50,000 cubic inches~30 cubic feet.

I'm in.

(oh crap, I'm shitposting again)

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
bovarchist wrote:
I was driving from Vancouver to Whistler when I got a little squamish.

Sorry, local joke I just made up. Don't even get me started on the rest of BC, most of it is beyond Hope.
Mainlandcentric shitlord1 :hand:

Yes, we get it, Nanaimo has nice bars; what else you got?

Apparently the main hotel is booked up. Might roll up there for a day trip. Maybe get me some Ally Training. I really liked her in Breakfast Club. http://i.imgur.com/xthWGBP.jpg She looks a bit Sheedy I was driving from Vancouver to Whistler when I got a little squamish. Sorry, local joke I just ma...

Dick Strawkins wrote:
bovarchist wrote:It's what PZ gets for not having the foresight to be born a woman. If you want to become rich and famous as an SJW, it's the only way.
Brianna Wu would beg to differ.

Trigger warning before you summon the image of Brianna Wu begging.

It's what PZ gets for not having the foresight to be born a woman. If you want to become rich and famous as an SJW, it's the only way.

free thoughtpolice wrote:Avatar Wars! :drool:

I feel a great disturbance in the Fandom...as though millions of voices cried out in terror...I fear a terrible crossover has been initiated.

On his blog, Latsot claims to be a scientist. :think: How does someone so remarkably stupid become a scientist? :snooty: Sometimes it amuses me when people claim that to try and grant themselves credibility. I can't say I've never done it, particularly when I'm talking about chemistry, but usually ...

What kind of budget? I have a barely used Parrot AR.Drone 2.0, which includes 2 HD cameras and is flyable through iPhone and Android devices and apps. It retails for around $300 new but mine is just sitting around collecting dust and unfortunately I don't foresee having much opportunity to use it i...

It's v. quiet so I guess no one will mind me asking if they have any experience with the DJI Phantom 2 Vision+ Photographic drone? I have a Phantom FC40 with an aftermarket gimbal and GoPro 3+. It's absolutely awesome, and I imagine -- with the extended flight time -- the Phantom 2 will be even mor...

Reminds me of a Subway ad...

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...did I kill the Pit?

Gonorrhea's an awful disease Which often brings pain to the knees It enters the prostate And makes it elongate Which makes for some torturous pees The prostate with one little squeeze Cuts off nasty torrents with ease What a pity one can't Arrange a transplant Between the brain the the keyboard of ...

katamari Damassi wrote:I suspect part of PZ's prostate problem is that it doesn't get discharged enough.

The only problem with PZ's prostate is that it got tenure.

Katamari - your turn (again) to shine. Pls discuss. The visual has left me speechless. http://i.imgur.com/MFurHPx.jpg I wonder how long it will be before someone points out that one of the many things which can cause septic arthritis can also cause an inflamed prostate....oh, wait. It's official. M...

comhcinc wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:

Patton Oswalt is a fucking thief.

comhcinc wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:

Patton Oswalt is a fucking thief.

Don't be bitter, Salieri.

Brive1987 wrote:And the winner is ....

http://i.imgur.com/peuIA4v.jpg

In fairness, it's pretty likely that Anthony Edwards was already bald even in 1986. Did you ever see him on Northern Exposure?

SkepticalCat wrote:
Whenever I hear the name 'Rose McGowan', all I can think about is this:

http://latest-wrinkle.com/wp-content/up ... IN-L.A.jpg

:text-datsphatyo:

It's tragic when lack of shame and lack of self-awareness come together in the same person.

Even if true, it won't be huge. It can only be as huge as the media chooses to make it, and I can't see the media giving a shit that Sarkeesoids made death threats against gamer nerds. Anita would have to shoot up a Best Buy for the media to consider changing their narrative. Even then, they'd prob...

Interesting news on the #gamergate front. One of the you tube gamergate folks(oliver) has been in contact (supposedly) with some federal govt. investigator who informed them that the feds have a list of anti-GG personalities who sent threats to themselves. The you tuber wouldn't name names(he wants...

Guestus Aurelius wrote:
comhcinc wrote:Adam Savage asked about #gamergate Doesn't really talk about it.

[youtube]u67x9FUoSfc[/youtube]
LOL, what the fuck is he on about?

That's some pretty leading questions from the interviewer. People need to call journalists out more often.

comhcinc wrote:Poe or No?

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hph ... e=54F52648

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"Dial role" is obviously code for raep. Chess is the ultimate patriarchy game: the Queen moves all over the board, doing 90% of the work, but the only thing that counts in the end is that lazy-ass King. :snooty: You're forgetting the castle. Only a woman would think of a castle as something you jus...

PZ Myers wrote:There are some other specific symptoms that suggest ... that Iâ€™ve got syphilis from fucking monkeys.

Fucking ellipses, how do they work?

another lurker wrote:I asked my boyfriend and he said that she looks like a skank, wouldn't bang.

Sloot shamer!!!! I guess he won't be working on his glutes!

What he really means is, "I wouldn't risk what I have with you by banging her. But the day you break up with me, I'm banging that."

Oh, and as a complete aside.... I was wondering, is there any 'first tier' or 'second tier' atheist/skeptic that are willing to associate with Myers? I know he went to (humanist?) conference this summer, but was not a featured speaker though he spoke. But when it comes to 'big names' or even 'mediu...

OK could someone explain to me who Lena Dunham is, and whether I should be enjoying her discomfort or coming to her defense? Lena Dunham is a third wave feminist darling(actually not a reason to hate her). She is the creator and star of the the Hbo show Girls . It's a show that you would probably n...

OK could someone explain to me who Lena Dunham is, and whether I should be enjoying her discomfort or coming to her defense?

BlueShiftRhino wrote:This one is for you, PZ, as I know you're going through a rough patch:

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/hoopla2.jpg

Isn't that the same girl who got the face full of ink?

free thoughtpolice wrote:A slight disagreement I have with Thunderfoot. I don't think Sarkeesian is particularly pretty.
[youtube]k3uONAKyCu4[/youtube]

Yeah right. If Sarkeesian was making videos about how guys should get more blowjobs, you'd find her plenty pretty. :twisted: :dance: :drool:

Oh good god: Like many West Africans, I was aghast when I saw the picture of what Jamie Olivier tried to pass off as Jollof rice. Twitter was set ablaze by the B1aijQDCEAApYGlrighteous fury of West Africans, protesting the audacity of an international white celebrity chef, who dared to plagiarised ...

So I've been reading this great book during my lunch break - Two Years Before the Mast , by Richard Henry Dana - which you can download for free from Project Gutenberg (or from Amazon if you have a Kindle/Kindle App) because it was first published in 1840. Dana enlisted as a common sailor on the br...

comhcinc wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:
comhcinc wrote:

Right now I am looking to buy a decent hunting crossbow, thinking about D&D 5th, a Vespa, maybe a second wife.
http://i.imgur.com/DX19Ch4.jpg

Fuck now I have to add eyepatch to the list.

Or maybe one of these:

http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/745.png

My kitty always follows me into the bathroom, and if she is upstairs, I just have to call her name and she will run in and chillax with me. She also likes to hang out when I shower, and even fell into the tub at one time. She also jumped *into* the toilet. Mine love to chill around when I'm on the ...

Ah, Twitter. I just taunted some blowhard American that he'd better learn Chinese, and got retweeted by Berlitz Language Courses.

My kitty always follows me into the bathroom, and if she is upstairs, I just have to call her name and she will run in and chillax with me. She also likes to hang out when I shower, and even fell into the tub at one time. She also jumped *into* the toilet. Mine love to chill around when I'm on the ...

Apropos of nothing; I've observed that there are 3 times per day wherein my cats are irresistibly drawn to me. One is of course feeding time, that's self explanatory. The other 2 are mysterious and cannot figure out what is the attraction. One is whenever I'm on the toilet. They come in and sit by ...

dog puke wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:29 measly minutes is not "breaking the Pit". More like a toilet break.
Only if you treat the Pit as a Toiletâ„¢.

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I've just been forced to upgrade my Gentoo systems to systemd. Please kill him. Slowly. Forced? OpenRC remains the only way, manlet. But OpenRC was banned by the White Gold Concordat, and Systemd Justicars roam the land rounding up remaining users. What is a poor server farmer to do? Have you thoug...

free thoughtpolice wrote:Hey everyone! At least Pharynguloid Theophontes doesn't think rapists post at the Slymepit. An excerpt from a comment he tried to post at Michael Nugent's blog:

How do you know what he tried to post?

Nec: You screwed up the quotes on your post 59131. I didn't say I predict that Senate will stay in Democratic hands with a 54-56 majority. , that was you. I have to tell you now that I have no longer have any confidence that you are a computer expert and a super genius. Is it really that hard to un...

Dave wrote: Weird. Police around you dont like chicken?

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4086/4974 ... 5ffa93.jpg

Look at that fat cock!

(sorry, Doctor...that was fucked up)

Let me put my tin foil hat on for a second. It wouldn't surprise me at all if the FfTB crowd were combing their contact lists looking for the Irish version of Carrie Poppy who could make a harassment claim against Nugent. I hope he's prepared for that possibility. I have it on good authority (from ...

Is Mykeru serious in his request for money? When will people figure out that the standard SJW 'it's an outrage give me money' 'look, I'm being harassed' business model simply can't be transplanted to our side and adopted for our purposes, precisely because we're NOT gullible sheep who do what we're ...

So, isn't anybody going to offer Michael Shermer's niece a glass of wine?

I think Myers would have a hard time convincing a court that "Nugent accused me of defaming people" was itself defamatory.

This one's for Peezus:
http://media.oglaf.com/comic/roguearsenal3_1.jpg
http://oglaf.com/roguearsenal/3/

Does anyone else get the impression that Nugent's next post is going to announce his intention to sue Myers for libel? It may sound a little crazy, but suing in Irish court isn't as off-the-wall as it seems; however the US Speech Act of 2010 would require that adjudication in Ireland recognize US-l...

http://i.imgur.com/w9l73AS.jpg The evidence is pretty clear. After this little get-together with the super-serial-rapist, Hawking reportedly was unable to walk of his own accord and had to be wheeled out of the venue in a wheelchair . Sound familiar? There is no denying that's perfectly consistent ...

fuzzy wrote:An automaton named Nec-V20
Is a genius with autisms many
He graces the Pit
With his knowledge and wit
Only sadly he doesn't have any

This message for Nec-V20
Since you seem to be catching on slow
You think you're quite clever
And bring joy wherever -
but it's really whenever - you go.

Things could be worse.

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