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dog puke wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
George Lazenby.
David Niven.

Martin Freeman.

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I hate to say it, but you do kinda suck at internet...

katamari Damassi wrote:
Shatterface as Guest wrote:If it wasn't for French cinema 'Nikita' would still be a (Russian) boys name.

Shatterface
Blame Elton John. The movie took the name from his song.

In hindsight, I'm pretty sure Elton knew Nikita was a boy's name.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: That looks atrocious.
You are wrong. Plain wrong.
You are French. Plain French. I should listen to you about movies?

Coup de Torchon. That was a good French film. I'm wracking my brain trying to come up with another.

French Trenches 2: Muddy Boogaloo

Speaking of whether 'nigger' can only be used on black guys, Doug Stanhope (again) begs to differ. Jeez, it's like that guy has a routine for everything!

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"Nigger", on the other hand, can only be used against black people, and suggests that the genetically determined melanine content of the skin is correlated with undesirable intellectual, moral and characterial traits. Utter bullshit. I'm white and I've been called a nigger. Pull the other one. That...

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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless, on feminism:

https://twitter.com/suey_park/status/539179521334079489 Her 15 minutes of fame? I am curious to know what she thinks the bad effects were. As far as I can tell, pretty much all of the bad things were choices that she made herself. It didn't cost her anything that she deserved to have in the first p...

Guardian News: At least 109 women have been prosecuted in the last five years for making false rape allegations in the UK, according to campaigners who are calling for an end to what they claim is the aggressive pursuit of such cases. On Tuesday, the charity Women Against Rape (War) is taking its c...

Parody Accountant wrote:
I just shit my pants. Then I tried to get up. Shit the couch. Shit everywhere.

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Wow, what are the odds of reading the words "shit my pants" in one tab, then switching over to the Pit and immediately seeing the words "shit my pants" again?

BlueShiftRhino wrote:The real Jews of fantasy and sci-fi are the Jedi.

Hello? Ferengi?

Brive1987 wrote:PZ finds doxxing creepy.

Honk honk.

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I'm pretty sure that this post is Peezus' version of pulling a girl's ponytail. He knows Megan Fox is his soul-mate.

You need to watch this video, at least to the 1:40 point. Too funny. [youtube]QSKBoO5hBHk[/youtube] Oh sure, it's funny when it's some poor masturbating loser who's the butt of the joke, but what if it was YOUR DAUGHTER trying to get help fixing a flat tire, HUH? Not so funny suddenly, eh shitlord?...

The on-going Ferguson nonsense really has been a distraction from really important issues. For example, why doesn't anyone care that the Tattooine Grand Jury failed to indict Han Solo for shooting poor Greedo in that bar full of witnesses? And don't try and tell me Greedo drew first, you sithlords!...

OK that's getting seriously annoying now.

Mmmmmh... [youtube]erLk59H86ww[/youtube] Still a worse title than The Phantom Menace. And fuck JJ Abrams if I see a single lens flare. Sorry. Loved the original trilogy, been mostly disappointed by everything Star Wars since then. Except KOTOR. And Dec 2015? Lol, we'll all have died from Ebola by t...

Abrams ruined Star Trek. He got it so wrong thematically. Not that big a deal as Star Trek need s to die already. Every Trek movie I with the exception of Wrath of Kahn was terrible, and the last couple of series were bad. I think he'll do a better job with Star Wars because it's more of fantasy ad...

Southern wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:http://i.imgur.com/7bol1Fa.png
And so the Schism started to heal. All it took was some Australian tampoons. Who'd knew?

Who knew that tampons could help close bloody rifts? Everyone.

Oh look who's armed. I'm resting easier tonight... :shock:

Well, that didn't work.

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A small act of protest. I think we should be allowed to talk about http://www.vanden-eykel.com/zimmerman.jpg and http://www.vanden-eykel.com/martin.jpg if we want to.

I don't that anyone, including Matt Cavanaugh, thinks that he is a hero of the people. I am an hero of the people. I'm the Sixth Horseman! Atheism is like a trail ride. I'll led Dawkins lead while I ride drag. On a triceratops. What's a horse's favourite Australian T.V. show? "Neigh"bours. That's o...

comhcinc wrote:While people are trying to burn the world over Michael Brown, Cleveland Police kill a 12 year old who was "armed" with a toy gun

That link includes the video of the killing. This I could maybe march around in the street over.

Really? Why?

Casting Aspergens on the Pit? That's Peezy's job.

Hate to jump in again when I've been working so hard to drop it, but... If I say my house is 'right by' the airport, I don't mean it's on the property or even next to it. Meanwhile, if Fascist Tit wants to engage in script fuckery, how about adding 'in bed' to the end of every sentence mentioning Zi...

Crime statistics, anyway.

Kirbmarc wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
They fucking shot the bear just because it was a black bear. I'm gonna riot! :rimshot:
That bear was a stalker and a predator. Patel is lucky that the bear didn't rape him before killing him.

Hey Darsh, if you take pics of a bear while you're hiking, you're gonna have a bad time.

:bjarte: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/nov/26/photographs-bear-killed-new-jersey-student Idiot. You don't all run off in different directions when you see a bear. You stay and sex it up! http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/oct/31/new-jersey-bear-rutgers-student-maul-stalking So it was...

I'm trying to decide how the evidence that TM was a burglar compares with the evidence that Bill Cosby is a rapist.

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I just want to tell everyone I am sorry. I should have never engaged in the the whole Zimmerman thing. I see now that it was completely pointless to do so. First because at least in this matter many people here, such as Matt Cavanaugh, are not acting like skeptics, they are acting like ideologies. ...

Sulman wrote:I shall raise at the next white supremacists committee meeting some ongoing issues; first of which was dropping on the ball on the whole African-American president thing

A basketball, I'm guessing. :rimshot:

We should talk about how black guys have big cocks. For SN. If she's into that, naturally. When the lights are out, black = white = a well shaped carrot found in the produce aisle. Either way, I'm going to turn over and fall asleep when I'm done. :D OK now I'm wondering if you're turning over to sl...

"Against the expressed advice and request of the police" -- yeah, that's the counterargument people keep making, and they always seem to think it's some sort of 'gotcha'. I really don't see it. Like, because he didn't listen to the 911 operator, it suddenly becomes reasonable or legal for Martin to...

Yup. Waiting for the police would have been completely unreasonable. The guy was walking. In a hoodie! Every second counted. If Zimmerman hadn't intervened - against the expressed advice and request of the police - who knows what would have happened. "Against the expressed advice and request of the...

Erm, R a i n b o w e s q u e TransposingCowishbeast, I have to admit I was getting a little snippysnippy about your ongoing contretemps with our friend AndyAmosAndy, but when you start dropping in sentences like "Up to what might I have been?", all snips are rescinded. :dance: Thanks. Mostly I just...

I don't see why Zimmerman is being brought up here. He wasn't a cop doing his duty he was a wannabe vigilante that had been following, basically stalking a kid throughout a neighborhood. When the kid got near where he was staying, instead of running into the house and locking the door, he either st...

From the Amanda Marcotte piece on Slate: "Rape is a fairly straightforward crime. It's a matter of having sex with someone who does not want to have sex at that moment in time." Wow. It's still a terrible definition though. Suppose a man is tired from a hard day's work and doesn't really want to ha...

Yes, arguing that the officer was somehow incompetent because the use of his gun resulted in death rather than incapacitation is absurd. The reason why police are given guns is to have a method of lethal force, period. Of course, one can legitimately argue against the policy of police being equippe...

Yeap, Dana Gould has now deleted EVERY tweet we exchanged, around twenty in all. Guess I can cross kicking the ass of a Simpsons writer off my bucket list. My favorite part was when he said that I quit watching Simpsons after three seasons because that was when they started using big words. Yeah, pe...

The pee ain't yellow, it's chicken.

Now THAT'S epic callback!

The pool may be open, but the pee is still there ;)

Spoke too soon. Getting into it with Dana Gould, one of the original Simpsons writers. https://twitter.com/danagould/status/537305403726381056 Looks like he deleted the tweet, which was something along the lines of "you can't say Michael Brown was attacking because of the presumption of innocence, ...

So unless someone here owns or knows someone who owns Happy Trumpets by Pedro Gonzales and his Mexican Brass, it looks like I'm going to have to think of another present for my sister. It isn't available on amazon.com but is available from amazon.co.uk Found, ordered, and I love you. :hankey:

Spoke too soon. Getting into it with Dana Gould, one of the original Simpsons writers.

For the last hour or so I've had the strangest feeling that something wasn't right. Then it hit me: I've been defending Wilson and Zimmerman on the Internet and nobody has been calling me names or yelling at me. Just want to say thanks to the Pit for proving that it's still possible to have polite a...

Well, not really...it's hard to make a case that Zimmerman murdered Martin when Martin stalked Zimmerman and pounded on him for over a minute before Zimmerman even attempted to draw his gun. Do me a favor, and look at your watch for a full minute. A long time to be pounded on. That entire altercati...

It's oddly quaint seeing Watson bag Canberra, like she's discovered some new truth. :mrgreen: https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/536807867349606400 https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/536826597781684225 Watson's here. Shut down the bar early. We don't want a repeat. And to top it off, th...

Inbetween them, AndrewV69, John D and Bovarchist argue that the police can neither manage to stay in possession of their firearms, nor reliably use them if they do, without killing their opponent. Which seems a good argument why police should not be equipped with firearms. I actually argued the opp...

Inbetween them, AndrewV69, John D and Bovarchist argue that the police can neither manage to stay in possession of their firearms, nor reliably use them if they do, without killing their opponent. Which seems a good argument why police should not be equipped with firearms. I actually argued the opp...

Aw fuck. This is going to be the Zimmerman debate all over again. It shouldn't be. Martin was a guy walking home from the store when confronted by some dude with a Dirty Harry complex. The DA bungled that case because it let public pressure make it over reach with a murder 2 charge when it could've...

Something tells me that someone has never fired a gun in a combat situation. Combat?!? An eigtheen-year-old versus a trained police officer is now combat ? The heavens forbid that your army should ever have to go to war. I can't accept the unspoken premise that training and a uniform somehow makes ...

Tony Parsehole wrote:Aw fuck. This is going to be the Zimmerman debate all over again.

For heaven's sake, there's nothing wrong with electric guitar, can't people just let it go?

Having lived in LA during the Rodney King riots I have to say it's my (cynical) opinion that there is a huge segment of the population for whom no amount of photographic evidence will hold any sway. I distinctly recall one 'man on the street' interviewer showing footage of the Reginald Denny attack...

I expect the Pit to be better at recognizing irony.

I'm looking at you, deLurch, SkepticalCat...

Wait, never mind, I was right the first time. It was seven shots. I retract my doh.

All the more remarkable that four plus three equals seven. :doh:

Just wondering who's side Peezus would be on if the cops shot a rape suspect. White or black rape suspect? Anyway, this would all have been less tragical if nobody had died. Perhaps the police should work on their non-lethal defence skills a bit more. And on their aim. Wilson fired six shots ? What...

The cops are actually being really reasonable as far as I can tell. I've got a police scanner open and a livestream running, haven't seen anything unreasonable yet. Meanwhile, I've s b een looting, setting buildings on fire, shooting guns, toting guns, stealing, throwing trash, flash mobbing buildi...

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