If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

This is a video from Youtuber zEropoint68 on the value of being offended, if you like it go and subscribe to her if you're into that sort of thing.

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Right, I'm back to derail the thread. Just got home from seeing the wonderful Robert Cray and it's only fair that I share some of the goodness with you scum. Excellent gig, go and buy tickets. This song is dedicated to the 'Pit. [youtube]L90fGxkNpmk[/youtube] I'm gonna derail your derailment with a...

And I've found an infallible way to make my cock 15" long. Fold it in half. I know I'm late in coming, but I'm going to insert myself in the conversation anyway. I can't begin to tell you how badly I've wished to have a 15" dick, it would be so much easier to drag around than this heavy, clumsy fuc...

And I've found an infallible way to make my cock 15" long. Fold it in half. I know I'm late in coming, but I'm going to insert myself in the conversation anyway. I can't begin to tell you how badly I've wished to have a 15" dick, it would be so much easier to drag around than this heavy, clumsy fuc...

Greetings Throwaway, and a bright and cheery fuck off to you.

Submariner wrote:
lonesagi wrote:
At first, you read and think Submariner is:

http://www.naval-technology.com/project ... inia_9.jpg

Then you see him and realize he's:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uplo ... 20x462.jpg

That's beautiful.

That's the Hunley, Aint it?

Submariner wrote:
decius wrote:There's the chance that some true believers will visit and ask questions and request evidence for FTB filth. Please, be civil if that happens.
"Ethel! Clean the front room, wee's havin' cumpny"

"And put that dog of yours out, you know how he gets around strangers"

Well... maybe not a truckload, but what about a small packet of straw with a nice note? "Dear PZ: We fear that you may be running off on straw to base your arguments on. Here's a small packet - while it will not suffice to make a whole strawman, we hope it helps for what it's worth. If you need mor...

Hi, priviledged cunts! Long time lurker here, posting all those hillarious quips that everybody here finds so funny , as AnotherLurkerMKII. I thought that was the time for this fucking place to have a Brazilian registered user, as it seems that those dirty Colombians and Venezuelans are already try...

<snip> What the fuck would PZ Myers know about manual labor? Over that past two decades I have worked on roads, bridges, dams, pipelines, schools, hospitals, technical colleges, universities, battered women's shelters (how many "feminists" have that on their resume?) and laid hundreds of miles of w...

Anybody seen this? Listen at 1:07:30 (youtube:21DGazrEZlE) Oh dear. What a racist fuck. Sorry PZ, but your mask slipped. http://i.imgur.com/DGlasyo.jpg Well, it was more Brownian making a 'joke' at the expense of Mexican American immigrants, and the rest just laughed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEXICANS DO MAN...

Anybody seen this? Listen at 1:07:30 (youtube:21DGazrEZlE) http://i.imgur.com/DGlasyo.jpg Well, it was more Brownian making a 'joke' at the expense of Mexican American immigrants, and the rest just laughed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEXICANS DO MANUAL LABOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Generic non-funny joke, made funny ...

Anybody seen this? Listen at 1:07:30 [youtube]21DGazrEZlE[/youtube] Oh dear. What a racist fuck. Sorry PZ, but your mask slipped. http://i.imgur.com/DGlasyo.jpg Well, it was more Brownian making a 'joke' at the expense of Mexican American immigrants, and the rest just laughed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEXICA...

"He watches pornography in which women are depicted." So I guess gay male porn is ok?? I wish. Years ago I used to consider myself something of a feminist, that was before I was introduced to the anti-porn crusaders. Although I disagreed, I still wasn't too put off, but then I was womansplained as ...

If Apples can post a Simon and Garfunkel tune ima gonna post this.

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Fuck Ted Nugent, these are the Motor City Madmen.

TAM 2013 partial list of speakers: speakers.jpg notice Russell Blackford is on the list, and no mention of Becky along with the others on the SGU: "Two live tapings of Skeptics Guide to the Universe, featuring Dr. Steve Novella, Jay Novella, Bob Novella, and Evan Bernstein." by 2015, TAM will be sp...

Thanks LadyChillax! Any tips for twins... let me know. ^_^ I am in a state of ARGH a bit because it might mean I'll have to take up to 3 months off work and I'm nooooot sure I could cope with that... I'm calculating in a worst-case scenario. I'll ask my wife for you, her first and last were twins (...

Everybody wave at EllenBeth Wachs! It seems she's cruising the 'pit :D She's more than cruising. More obsessively sifting like Ophie. She's even compiling her own blacklist, from the tail of one of Radford's pieces - http://i.imgur.com/0FU6gfq.jpg I am depressed. I didn't make EBW's list. :crying-y...

Since none of you lazy fucks could be bother to give Lady Chillax a basket of links I'll pass mine along

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Just on the subject of PZs book and his wish to be able to rewrite it, I think I have an idea what he is talking about. The publicity blurbs from the publishers make it clear that the book is, essentially, exactly what you would expect coming from the mind of PZ Myers. But not the social justice wa...

Here, I'll post the title so it doesn't get overlooked as junk.... Ben Radford - Minnesota Farmers: Blogger PZ Myers Puts Livestock at Risk With Straw Use http://benjaminradford.com/2013/02/21/minnesota-farmers-blogger-pz-myers-puts-livestock-at-risk-with-straw-use/ I went to your first link and co...

I'm sorry if that was a bit of a douchey thing to say, or if it was all obvious. I'm hoping the best for you Renee. Not douchey at all :) I understand I'm taking a much more personal stance on this. It all smacks of "my leg pain was bad until I met a man with no legs" kind of thinking, you know? I ...

Moar 'Pit Glyphs: Well done, BarnOwl, well done. Many thanks!! Careful Submariner, there might be Blue Meanies about. http://www.ecok.edu/SiteContent/1/images/news/Sober_BlueMeanie.jpg Cool monkey Barn owl, thanks! Blue Meanies? That's racist. What do you have against being blue? I shall rend my ga...

Moar 'Pit Glyphs: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8101/8494104304_8af40be86b.jpg moarglyphs by BarnOwl83 , on Flickr Well done, BarnOwl, well done. Many thanks!! Careful Submariner, there might be Blue Meanies about. http://www.ecok.edu/SiteContent/1/images/news/Sober_BlueMeanie.jpg Cool monkey Barn ...

I demand that you use the appropriate 'Pit Glyph when referring to me! http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8248/8494019300_26b3528024.jpg glyphs by BarnOwl83 , on Flickr Those are pretty cool! You should put them on pendants and call them BarnOwl-ramics! Can I haz a Pit Glyph too plz?? Should be a challe...

Metalogic42 wrote:Look at this image that Will included in his most recent response to Harriet Hall. Just look at it for awhile:

http://skepchick.org/wp-content/uploads/url-3.jpeg

Half-form? HALF-FORM??!!!? How dare you imply that trans people are somehow incomplete or imperfect!

TRANSPHOBE!!!!!! :naughty:

A little Bertrand Russell for a Tuesday morning.

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While Russell is speaking about Christianity, the bulk of his arguments, especially from 23:20 onwards, apply to any dogmatic belief. Well worth the time spent watching.

PZ has posted a video clip of stand-up comic and secular activist Kate Smurthwaite verbally bitch-slapping a dude on a chat-show. That's right - the clip is called "Atheist Bitchslap." So much for splash damage. Seeing that was what convinced me to stop lurking and sign up here. What I find ironic ...

Apparently it is being held in the same hotel as the famous elevatorgate incident! Following our successful sell-out World Atheist Convention in the same venue in June 2011, you can register now for Atheist Irelandâ€™s international Conference on Empowering Women Through Secularism, in the Oâ€™Call...

TheMudbrooker, yep. Also, they invent problems and then claim to have the solution for it. The only way for those of you who are white and male to be free of the problem is to accept that you have privilege which interferes with your understanding of what they claim, admit that you are wrong, and f...

I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes, so it took me a couple of days to finally put my finger on something that had been bothering me about PZ's "There's no rational basis to be anti feminist" post. I had heard this sort of rhetoric before but I just couldn't remember where. Then it hit me...th...

The Sun (UK tabloid newspaper also known as The Scum, Murdoch-owned, etc) is getting into a spot of bother because they have printed this lurid and OTT front page. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDGm1aJCQAAczpn.png It is actually rather "par for the course" for The Sun. I bet in this guy's trial, he's...

rocko2466 wrote:
masakari2012 wrote: I've never seen Justin Vacula being uncivil to anyone.
His moustache is uncivil.

Uncivil? It's an abomination and a crime against humanity. Apart from that Justin ain't too bad.

free thoughtpolice wrote:
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This is a REAL dog, 15 lb. and it is his birthday!

Go back to post 1336 (I think) That's what a real dog looks like.

BarnOwl wrote:Puppehs, anyone?

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8251/8473 ... ea4627.jpg
sumiFeb13 by BarnOwl83, on Flickr

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hoshiFeb13 by BarnOwl83, on Flickr

You sure that's a dog?

Lsuoma wrote:
incognito wrote:Anyone need cheering up? Watch this:

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Alan! Alan!

Anyone have that link?

Here ya go

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Welcome Karla. Please tell us about your kittehs, if you have any. Or carrion-birds, which will please Sacha. Shes got at least one puppah and one kitteh! They were careening around when me and Karla and Katie were chatting on G+! Hurrah! Pics please. for some reason we have some freaks on here who...

Hello, my name is Jim and I live at the Jersey Shore, USA; and I am interested in the truth. I have been lurking here for about 6 weeks, and have read everything that has been posted. I have been following the Pharnygula site since 2006. (not so much this past month) I feel at this point I can now ...

Michael K Gray wrote:
rocko2466 wrote:I'm assuming most of all y'all are Americansâ€¦
Troll!!
Them's fightin' words round these here parts.

America got the Puritans, Australia got the convicts....lucky fuckers.

ReneeHendricks wrote:
welch wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:I'm going to start saying using the word "homophobic" is bad too. Oh, and "homo sapien".
You just say that because you're a total homo
:D Nah, a total BI

Mwah!

You were looking for another term for bisexual, how about "twice as likely to have a date for Saturday night"

incognito wrote:All I have to say is, you people have no appreciation for David Allen Coe.
:snooty:
Or Anal Cunt.
:snooty:

No appreciation for David Allen Coe? I've lived my life based entirely on the advice he gives at the end of "Itty Bitty Titties" :D

Looks like the word "homosexual" is about to be banned at A+ for being "homophobic in all contexts." http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3932 It's a nice corner they've painted themselves into. Soon they will be communicating with facial expressions and smoke signals. Smoke signals ar...

In the US, since rather a lot of atheists tenn to be either "far left" (European equivalent of a "Social Democrat") or "far right" (objectivist/libertarian leaning) I guess it makes sense that half of the atheists/irreligious find rather a lot of other atheists/irreligious annoying? I'm very libera...

I LOVE MY JOOOB!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! If Jen hates it so much and feels so 'trapped', she really should just quit. Science isnt a job you should do if you dont love it. Like I said on that last podcast, we just dont make enough money for it to be the kind of job you just do for a paycheck. ...

PZ Myers has defined feminism as "The radical idea that women are people". It's extremely easy to dismiss this statement as a bit of silly sloganeering. Don't. A little thought reveals this bumpersticker bon mot is really a trojan horse that would make the Greek army green with envy. It's a brillian...

Apples wrote:http://i.imgur.com/s41QLQj.jpg

A little context would be nice Steph, were you perchance near a construction site?

Wtf Laden. Untitled 3.jpg They have nothing else to go on so they make up increasingly bizarre shit. And the more and more absurd they become the more irrelevant they render themselves. The next thing will be some delicate flower recovering memories of secret Slymepit rituals complete with child sa...

Wtf Laden. Untitled 3.jpg They have nothing else to go on so they make up increasingly bizarre shit. And the more and more absurd they become the more irrelevant they render themselves. The next thing will be some delicate flower recovering memories of secret Slymepit rituals complete with child sa...

As soon as I see a news article that says 'dealt a devastating blow' I move on or go to the source. These people call themselves skeptics? In any event won't it make their kind of feminism redundant as it will not be valid to base an opinion on someone sex? In fairness, the A-plussers were calling ...

What this place really needs is some highbrow humor.

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I'll contribute something useful to the conversation one of these days.
Honest.

In other news entirely, it looks like Megan Phelps is no longer part of the WBC (if this is old news, I apologize): https://medium.com/turning-points/83d2ef8ba4f5 Good for her. I hope this encourages more of her family to do the same. Ooo! A mass WBC exodus. That's be something to see :D I wonder h...

jimthepleb wrote:greg laden virtually raped and killed a girl in the 1990's
at least that's what i heard

I heard it was five year old twins.

Percentage wrote:SkepticalHeretic is a dumbass. There are some excellent arguments one could make against Peezee's cult, but SH is just saying, "eliminate all barriers, everyone is entitled to say anything anytime to anyone". That's totally asinine, and he's an idiot.

God, Youtube sucks.

Fuck off new guy.

Welcome to the Pit Mudbrooker! So, you like to "lay pipe" do you? Oh my yes. It's dirty as hell and it gets pretty physical at times, but it's really a fairly simple procedure. First, you install a rubber and lube it up good. Then you carefully line up the spigot end of your pipe so the rubber does...

@Mudbrooker I was wondering if like my work (the rough end of dairy farming) there was a significant lack of feminists clamouring for equal rights to 'get on' in your industry. If not do you have any idea why not? :whistle: There was a push back in the 70's to get more women into the construction i...

Al Stefanelli wrote:
justinvacula wrote:Haters, they gon' hate :p

http://i.imgur.com/auLsyM0.jpg
If you're gonna grow some facial hair, then grow some facial hair...

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Muahahhhahhaaaa!!!

Fucking amatuers

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With all this talk of renouncing the pit, I'm contantly reminded of this:

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Btw, that whole blog post was like the 2nd non-tf00t FTB post I ever read, and it so smock full of crazy that it needs a trigger warning for anyone suffering from nut allergy. It's also to only thing I've ever read by Taslima, so when posters here were talking about Taslima not being as crazy as th...

Scented Nectar wrote:Have I mentioned that I love doing that reversal of the sexes thing on situations, to see how the reaction would differ? It often reveals so much! :)

Personally I don't much care for that reversal of the sexes thing, the Mrs. never uses enough lube. :shock:

Welcome mudbrooker, been a subscriber on youtube for a few years and really enjoy your work. You do realise that you are now a rapey, misogynistic, racist, homophobic, transphobic serial harasser? On the plus side, you are now also banned from FtB. Oh and for the sake of slymepit formality fuck off...

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