If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Scented Nectar wrote:I sometimes grind coffee beans at 5am or even earlier, no matter whether it's Sunday or any other day. If anyone ever complains, I'll offer them a cup. I mean, I'll stop doing it so early. :)

If you'd stop grinding your coffee in a wood chipper nobody would give a shit.

I don't hate McCreight, as a matter of fact I don't hate any of them. They are vile and loathsome, but I don't hate them. I don't know why some people who have no trouble slamming the rest of the witch-hunters overlook McCreight's behavior. People who bore or pester other people are "irritating". P...

That's a very anthropocentric view, the Earth will be just fine regardless of what we monkeys do, it's survived far worse than us. It's mankind that'll be fucked and given what I've seen so far, that might not be such a bad thing. Well in that case, at least you're being consistent. But it isn't an...

I would add to what I just said here in fact. At the rate the human species is burning through the planet's resources, the place is going to be a spent husk in a matter of mere centuries. Not only is attaining "utopia" desirable, it is strictly necessary. The ape shit has to stop. Rather than do a ...

I would add to what I just said here in fact. At the rate the human species is burning through the planet's resources, the place is going to be a spent husk in a matter of mere centuries. Not only is attaining "utopia" desirable, it is strictly necessary. The ape shit has to stop. Rather than do a ...

The concept of utopian society has been disproven repeatedly over the centuries. Regrardless of the underlying idea all utopian experiments follow the same path: Within any human group a hierarchy will eventually form, with rank comes privilege, with privilege comes disparity, with disparity comes ...

But, as Iâ€™ve argued before, I think that is part of the problem with â€œAtheismâ€ itself â€“ somewhat of a lack of vision. While â€œutopianismâ€ has its flaws, Iâ€™m not sure that something like that isnâ€™t necessary to combat religion, at least Christianity and Islam. Yeah, a few flaws like t...

But, as Iâ€™ve argued before, I think that is part of the problem with â€œAtheismâ€ itself â€“ somewhat of a lack of vision. While â€œutopianismâ€ has its flaws, Iâ€™m not sure that something like that isnâ€™t necessary to combat religion, at least Christianity and Islam. Yeah, a few flaws like t...

I'm getting kinda tired of how y'all rag on Jen constantly. I've given numerous talks & business presentations over the years, taught clinics, even been on the radio (real, not just blogtalk.) Few people are naturals at public speaking; Jen is not one of those people. But let's give her some credit...

Turns out Noelplum ain't dead after all.

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https://twitter.com/Matt_Dillahunty/status/370744729966628866 "The cons this were at has specific policies against speakers sleeping with attendees." What conferences might those be? An idea is to make conference organizers and speakers agree to not partake in sexual activity with attendees at thei...

Jen's presentation on social media at Secular Student Alliance 2013 annual conference following her being "bullied out of the movement" as some have claimed: [youtube]Hgf_Uxn7mMw[/youtube] Fuck me, she actually gets invited/paid/comped/shipped around to speak in public? I could only stand listening...

Jen's presentation on social media at Secular Student Alliance 2013 annual conference following her being "bullied out of the movement" as some have claimed: [youtube]Hgf_Uxn7mMw[/youtube] Fuck me, she actually gets invited/paid/comped/shipped around to speak in public? I could only stand listening...

Update posted on the Michael Shermer legal fundraiser posted by Emery Emery: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/michael-shermer-legal-fund/x/3435749 Update 1: Many have asked if Michael Shermer knows about this fundraiser. He had been notified of my intent and today, sent me this statement to post: ...

http://i.imgur.com/M6HwT.png Hate to tell you this kid, but it's easy to be a conservative, libertarian, brony Randroid when you're living at home with mommy and daddy paying the bills. It's even easier to be THE MAN in a relationship when you've never actually been with a woman. But good luck with...

http://i.imgur.com/M6HwT.png Hate to tell you this kid, but it's easy to be a conservative, libertarian, brony Randroid when you're living at home with mommy and daddy paying the bills. It's even easier to be THE MAN in a relationship when you've never actually been with a woman. But good luck with...

He once went through his multi-thousands of subcribers when he noticed he lost one. He then proceeded to make a video angry at her. :angry-cussingblack: He is also part of the anti-natalist crowd on youtube. They think the answer to pain and bad things in this world is to end humanity. :obscene-han...

Crap. Now we are being oppressed by the patriarchy. Gumby, stop using your status as a global moderator to have sex with us. Calm down, dear. You're getting hysterical. Here, let me refill your glass: http://www.how-to-make-wine.net/images/pouring22.jpg Have I told you lately how attractive you are...

Let this be a warning to anyone who considers Jen a friend: Don't share with her anything you don't want spread around the twitter-verse the moment she feels you have wronged her. What a brat. Damn, I guess I shouldn't have told her about my exploding genital warts. Is that why your name is green n...

NO SLUT SHAMING! UNLESS ITS A DUDE THEN ALL THE SLUT SHAMING! https://twitter.com/jennifurret/status/370263843873632256 Biiiiiiiiiiitch. So much for Surly Amy's claim "we want people to have sex at conferences" from her interview with Amanda Marcotte. It's really the case -- from what I have seen -...

Clearly, you don't care about black people. Wait-- I thought I was a Chill Girl who only did HIV research to get huge, black cock? I know I don't need to tell you this, but don't forget to bring these along for your, um, you know... "experiments". *Wink, wink* http://www.condomman.com/v/vspfiles/as...

<snip>However, that quote of her that I provided above really doesn't look like much of any "I COULDN'T STOP DRINKING" excuse. At most a "How can I be faulted for not knowing something I had no way of knowing?" "excuse". Which seems to be a reasonable response to some MRA-type accusations Well, bec...

First, my response to the above quotation. While I am not a lawyer, I'm pretty sure I can say, without any sugarcoating, that the quote above is a whole lot of nonsense. A criminal conviction, or lack thereof, is certainly helpful in a civil suit that involves the alleged criminal activity, but it'...

A question just ocurred to me: Since PZ's defence boils down to "the truth is an absolute defence against libel" and assuming his source is telling the truth, would that defence still be valid if the statute of limitations expired and Shermer could no longer be charged with a crime? If you cannot be...

Why? If PZ turns out to be correct he'd be invited to more conferences interested in a boost of women buying tickets. Rock Star PZ! The most PZ can hope to accomplish is not lose everything at this point. If this alleged original accuser had dirt on Shermer that could hold up in court, this whole m...

[youtube]IIg-4iybQrQ[/youtube] WTF is this? These people barged into his room because he peed out the window? Can't figure it out, other than the woman is either having a psychotic break or is on a bad trip. Yeah, that meth is a lot of fun for the first four days, after that things get a bit strange.

To be fair to Sasha, I've always been amazed at the enormous difference between people's online, pseudo-representational avatars and their actual appearance. Some of that may be my own issues, disliking my looks, and how I've grown older, and my various inabilities or dislike of lying, or even reas...

Bottom line - ensure you read the signup page and make sure you click the right boxes and don't click the wrong ones. Yeah, thanks Captain Obvious. I wasn't really paying attention because I didn't think I'd need any brain power to register. But anyway, it's not a big deal. I'll stick with this ID....

What, nobody's posted this yet?

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JustAtheist wrote:
Cunning Punt wrote:
So Southern Comfort's out then?
Cough Syrup..

Cough Syrup without the benefit of Codeine....

I guess it didn't get dropped, it got stuck in the middle of PZ's statement for some reason. Odd.

2013 This is not an update PZ replies. http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/08/15/this-is-not-an-update/ Atheism, Personal by PZ Myers I canâ€™t explain how things are going except to sayâ€¦itâ€™s complicated. Do try to keep up with others â€” I canâ€™t. I worry that this is the end of a lot...

2013 This is not an update PZ replies. http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/08/15/this-is-not-an-update/ Atheism, Personal by PZ Myers I canâ€™t explain how things are going except to sayâ€¦itâ€™s complicated. Do try to keep up with others â€” I canâ€™t. I worry that this is the end of a lot...

I swing back and forth between terrorist analogies (American Girlyban) and Scientology/Mormon comparative associations. They both work and it helps keep the dreaded redundancy to a minimum. Enjoy. It's the 'enjoy,' isn't it? Drives me crazy too... I don't know what you guys have against him. I'm re...

I'm fond of Woodford Reserve. I approve. Yes, but is it old timey? Is it the sort of thing you would say "Bartender, leave the bottle"? http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5548/9514360438_3920caf449.jpg Try some Bulliet, decent stuff in an old timey bottle. http://img2.findthebest.com/sites/default/files...

Rystefn wrote:Yeah, I got some sort of title now, too, apparently. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me, and I've no idea what it's referencing, so I'm just going assume Lsuoma being a bitch about something or another again.

Oh, there's a reason for it.

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PZ can ditch that shyster he's got working for him now, he needs Douglas Wambaugh, the greatest TV lawyer in the history of ever.

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Nothing in this letter constitutes a waiver of any of our client's rights, in law or in equity, all of which are expressly reserved. I'm curious what exactly this means. "Even if you do everything we tell you, our client might just sue your ass anyway"? Yes. Because it's 10-ton hammer and Myers ste...

Forget it Jake...it's 'Ginatown. Oh I am stealing that! Well played Sir! Ten years from now I'll probably read it in a book somewhere. Wouldn't be the first time. I am 100% convinced that I was the first person on the internet to start quoting Douglas Adams' 'garden is beautiful' line in relation t...

Since Scented Nectar ain't gonna pay the freight to have Justin Vacula come by and service her, I'll let her have a video of my 12 inch pecker to tide her over. [youtube]4OGvUTd1mUE[/youtube] Don't take this the wrong way, but I find your 12" woody, er I mean pecker, quite interesting... 8-) In cas...

Since Scented Nectar ain't gonna pay the freight to have Justin Vacula come by and service her, I'll let her have a video of my 12 inch pecker to tide her over.

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[quote="John Greg"]The Mudbrooker, re http://www.slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... 84#p115484

HAHAHA. Very droll. I lolled.[quote]

Thanks, too bad things are moving so fast it got buried within seconds of being posted.

Hey steers you seem to be missing the reality that shermer has never been convicted of a sexual assualt, let alone the assault Myers publishes (1). Guess what that means, to anyone whose head isn't so far up the fucking 0's and 1's of the internet. It's a false accusation (2). The Only way this isn...

Well, yes but when "baboon central" gets burned to the ground courtesy of the inmates, whither The Slymepit? The Captain had been travelling many days across the wasteland, while he was pleased by the enthusiasm with which the King's Horde had carried out the scorched earth policy, the blasted moon...

Hey guys, I found the ftb think-tank in operation: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3760195/implosion-o.gif Hey, that's neat! Is that some kind of Hollywood "we'll add Godzilla later" special effects thing? No, that's what happens when someone neglects to open the vent before pumping liquid out of ...

welch wrote: How DO you leer anyway? I mean, other than cartoons, I've never seen anyone actually doing it. Seems like a lot of work.

To leer, Grasshopper, you must first learn to ogle.

Eh! Whodathunkit? I hate to say it, but Iâ€™m not impressed with that tumblr. It desperately needs better details. Telling me that Shermer was a sexist when the story is that he called someone â€œnaughtyâ€ for dropping some tongs isâ€¦feeble. And just naming Bill Nye with zero explanation is a bit...

Are you a Christopher Titus fan perchance? His show 'Titus' is quite good: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0205700/ A mechanic, Christopher Titus, along with his brother and his friends, try to deal with his father, a lewd, crude, drinking multiple divorcee. Based on the real-life dysfunctional family ...

Jan Steen wrote:
bovarchist wrote:
Sound of the bees buzzing
Everything is getting fuzzy
As you nimble on my nipples
Your tongue in me dribbles

Needs less rhyme.
It needs more rhymes that are slightly off.

Needs more cowbell.
(someone had to say it)

So "cooking with beef" means I need to have a live cow standing next to me? :think: OK, but they make an awful mess of the kitchen floor. :) No, "cooking with beef" is unambiguous, since beef is always dead cow. Interesting (and perhaps even true) factoid about English words for meat: If it's alive...

"WITH". That word makes the whole sentence very different. Gotta pay attention. So "cooking with beef" means I need to have a live cow standing next to me? :think: OK, but they make an awful mess of the kitchen floor. :) Consider the source. Does that doof look like he could successfully divide an ...

84. Cook with your girlfriend, partner, or spouse. That's called cannibalism children, and is in fact frowned upon by most societies.--W. Wonka "WITH". That word makes the whole sentence very different. Gotta pay attention. So "cooking with beef" means I need to have a live cow standing next to me?...

84. Cook with your girlfriend, partner, or spouse.

That's called cannibalism children, and is in fact frowned upon by most societies.--W. Wonka

bhoytony wrote:I'm looking back on the screwdriver/hammer debate through a rose tinted nostalgic haze right now.

Me too

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Cunt and Rystefan are henceforth and forevermore my bitches.
Now fuck off.

Hey, I know, let's flog the topic of Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman to the exclusion of all else for a couple of more days. Surely that will change the verdict or convert everyone to your side. Maybe, just maybe, if we beat it hard enough it'll bring Trayvon back from the dead and his mom will bak...

Hey, I know, let's flog the topic of Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman to the exclusion of all else for a couple of more days. Surely that will change the verdict or convert everyone to your side. Maybe, just maybe, if we beat it hard enough it'll bring Trayvon back from the dead and his mom will bake...

Trigger warning: If shameless self promotion upsets you, too fucking bad, I'm posting this anyway.
I'm pretty sure Sacha will approve of my idea of Justice. :drool:

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small perky tits are by far sexier than big voluptuous floppy things. she has a great figure Agreed. As an ex girlfriend of mine once said, "More than a mouthful's a waste". I have to disagree with your ex, while I'm a fan of the small to middling breast, if you can't come up with a use for a surpl...

Abbie: Virology (ERV, to be precise) John C. Welch: IT Skep Tickle: M.D Barn Owl: Teaching at medical school John Greg: English Literature Steersman: Pain in the ass, Ph.D Phil Giordana: Musician, skydiving instructor Sacha: dog expert, and managing director of Gender Traitors International AndrewV...

justinvacula wrote:Belief - n. - a proposition that one holds to be true

I'm with Steve in these beliefs, except the robots, instead they're clearly gnomes.

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