If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

free thoughtpolice wrote:PZ's fave feminist youtuber:
[youtube]-XmYpmQeuI0[/youtube]

I couldn't resist posting a highly toxic comment. Yes, I'm that childish!

John D wrote:Personally, I think you are very entertaining and I would welcome your posting here again

Agreed.

Also, whilst we're on the subject, what happened to that caustically sarcastic shitlord Michael Kingsford Gray? Also, did I even remember/spell his name correctly?

Well, this is bound to rustle some jimmies!

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/j ... incomplete

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Steve Shives is a weakling

Body and mind in perfect balance.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AFFcyW1WVFA/hqdefault.jpg

For fuck sake...sorry Com, I failed to refresh/check before my :nin:

Edit button, spoons, Fascist tit etc.

[youtube]luT2vQ3ctKU[/youtube]

comhcinc wrote:The little paedo bitch.

Strong words indeed.

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Service Dog wrote:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lvQ0buoUxFk/U ... 6773_n.jpg

Cultural appropriation!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/ ... lation.jpg

Random post: reflections of the first British Army clinical psychologist. https://thepsychologist.bps.org.uk/volume-28/january-2015/uniformed-clinical-psychologist-british-army Although I'm not a psychologist, I can understand (and relate to) the challenges he must face when "swapping hats" at work....

<snip>...and a hater of MILFS"...<snip> As with everything I (shit)post, don't take this too seriously... Surely if you "hate" MILFS, that would make them not MILFS? I mean, a MILF (Mom I'd like to fuck) is a figure of lust/love, a condition/category reserved for people you don't hate? Are MIHFS a ...

Steersman wrote: :lol: "saucer of milk, table two"? ;-)

Feline disrespect, from behind!

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(One of my favourite chunks of internet insanity!)

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:That is worth a read. I'm sure Stollznow's lawyer is thinking she is not charging nearly enough for this client.

Say what you will about Mykeru, the man can deliver some top-notch lulz.

Best thing I've read in a long time.

+1 internets to Mykeru.

German guilt special...

[youtube]5Qp06myXD4g[/youtube]

Kirbmarc wrote:Is this a real quote? Please tell me it's a real quote. :lol:

Apart from a quick tidy-up, it's exactly as I found it.

:shifty:

Kirbmarc wrote:Reality isn't always spectacular or entertaining.

Unless you're a poly-as-fuck spunk feteshist with an army of totally non fictional girlfriends; life is one giant money shot for that type of playa!

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a61 ... xrwdou.jpg

DrRandomercam guest hosts for Sargon and introduces #BaseKids to the world.

Pretty funny vid.

[youtube]L0vRzwO5utI[/youtube]

DaveDodo007 wrote:I loved that game.

"it has been remastered and is available for a few bucks." link, please, please, please.

It's on steam - £12.99

or hit this link for other options:

http://cinemawarewings.com/

Billie from Ockham wrote:I'm sorry to say that it is real. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7492902/ns/us ... wisecrack/

Fuck me, that's right up there with this little gem:

http://vsm.com--live.com/admin/uploads/ ... merica.jpg

Again, please keep in mind where this happened and who was involved. I would strongly advise that you specify whether it's the gorilla or the child that you want to be shot. [youtube]HB4pOuY37ZM[youtube] Surely that's not real? Also, it would be an act of mercy to quickly kill the ape. My kids, dau...

Pitchguest wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:http://i.imgur.com/Afz8AsM.jpg

What's funny about the above is how the background picture is obviously upside-down.
A sad koala double-flipping the bird.
You too? :lol:

I see Richard Carrier violating Jess Philips.

Like I say, what's the worst case scenario of taking that option? Dead kid, and you could have shot the gorilla and saved him and you didn't. You're ruined, not just legally but personally. Even worse case scenario: dead kid, you could have shot the gorilla and saved him, some shitstirrer says you ...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Also, the whole gorilla thing would have been more interesting if they had shot the kid instead.

Or thrown him a LARP sword and shield...

No reason...

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Hey, pitters! What's the very best fighter plane sim for WWI? There was an old Amiga game I was horribly addicted to - "Wings" [youtube]bcHVmQKCquI[/youtube] Not sure if it's enough of a "sim" for you, more like a simple fly/shoot 'em up but it's very enjoyable! Anyway, it has been remastered and i...

DaveDodo007 wrote:Lol.

http://i.imgur.com/6pnYQUv.jpg

Might I suggest this as a campaign themesong?

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On the Harambe incident...

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm going to go hunt for an Amiga 500 emulator...

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/uploads/ga ... 5_9969.jpg

This message was brought to you by the Atari ST owners fan club.

I'm learning it to make a 3d game (Blender has its own game engine inside it) - a game that no one out there will probably want, but which will be a free download if I ever get it done. I won't say what it is though. :shhh: 3D Dianna Boston Monster Maze? Actually, I'd be inclined to guess it's some...

Service Dog wrote:The racist Ho-de-do joke has been in my head since the 80's. I wonder where I read it?

I'm guessing it was in the Truly Tasteless Joke Book (anybody remember that fad?)

Or maybe Hustler magazine.

The only Hustler joke I remember is the "Miss gangbang 1976" image.

:puke-huge:

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Seems wrong to leave it at a nauseating cabbage smell. Let's Carrierize
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You owe me screenwipes, fucker!

I haven't snorted out a snot-bubble of that scale since I was a wee laddie. Damn this cold and double-damn that gif!

She's the poster child against sexual arousal This. As I said on YT (many moons ago), she's the spitting image of Lon Chaney's Phantom: http://prettycleverfilms.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1925.jpg The thought of her touching me brings on a panic attack of Lovecraftian prop...

Service Dog wrote:r/whiteknighting is killing me with tee-hee-hee titter giggle.

https://i.imgur.com/vOntyTH.jpg

Carrier?

It's Carrier, right?

feathers wrote:You realise that, in postmodern SJW lala-land, it just was well could have said 'Bounce - jackal', right?

I don't get it.

Dogs and jackals both bounce when thrown from rooftops.

Wait, what?

/Steers

British Historian Tom Holland, who, unlike Dick, is popular and successful at what he does. He's also better looking. And taller. [.img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01759/milk_1759755a.jpg[/img] :lol: ??? :think: The quote from HunnyBunny was off-the-scale "catty" and as such, it des...

HunnyBunny wrote:British Historian Tom Holland, who, unlike Dick, is popular and successful at what he does. He's also better looking. And taller.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/arc ... 59755a.jpg

:lol:

Brive1987 wrote:Well I just watched Fury for the first time...<snippety>

Yup, it's shot in the spirit of...

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Billie from Ockham wrote:Please keep in mind that the famous experiment to which you allude involved two slits. Thus, you must aim for the perineum.

We'll also need an observer.

:P

Billie from Ockham wrote:Nah. Jessica Valenti does not have what it takes to collapse a wave function.

Well, I'd happily spray her slit with my particles.

For science ofc...

Kelly Jones is also a pretty good singer/songwriter...

[youtube]-ZKcPXZUIsc[/youtube]

:whistle:

comhcinc wrote:It absolutely more. Here is an anti death penalty webpage. They link to a lot of studies that support this.

http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/costs-death-penalty

Cheers.

Reading it now.

With life in prison he may become a cult leader or he might wake up and become an anti hate writer. When you kill him take that hope away and he will just always be hate hero. This is where I get bogged down and uncle ambivalence comes around to stay! Roof took the lives of nine innocent people, em...

I have no issue with it. The primary point that sways me on the death penalty is that supposedly it is more expensive to execute someone than to commit them to life in prison. If true, I would rather save the dollars. Pretty much my view(s) on the matter. Having said that, I'm far from convinced it...

Anyone care to share their thoughts/views on this?

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Disclaimer: I've not watched the full thing, got no idea of the quality/content etc.

Hunt wrote:Suffice it to say that this guy made the usual mistake when dealing with Huntsman/Cane spiders, thinking his reflexes were faster than its. He was wrong.

http://www.ericaricardo.com/blog/140225-nuke-it.jpg

Cnutella wrote:

This one?

[youtube]uzO2mi4uHAs[/youtube]

I'd never seen/heard that before.

It's my kinda stupid and catchy too! :dance:

dog puke wrote:Don't be a pussy, you just need to kick your shoes before putting them on and watch where you're sitting.

Can you imagine finding wild Trumps in your living room? Or drop-Trumps lurking in the tree outside your front door?

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comhcinc wrote:Come to America. Land of the free and home of the brave. You can at least appreciate the first part ;)

I'm too scared.

Trump and all that... :D

Speaking of dropbears, and other Australian wild life .... One of my old Army friends (female medic, mad as a sack of cats) lives in Townsville/Towoomba (spelling?) and is always filling my head with horror stories about snakes, spiders, sharks, jellyfish, drop-bears, "paralysis ticks", various oth...

The Breitbart article:

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/2 ... niversity/

Yowser!

I see this and just want to scream "boom mic!". The video is secondary to what is actually being said and there is no way any of those cunts could have stopped that. I actually got really annoyed when I watched it. I wanted to see/hear the content of the lecture (it's a shits 'n' giggles thing) and...

Bin Dun?

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It's always fun to see feminist/SJW types promoting the exact type of behaviour they claim to oppose. No wonder feminists/SJW cretins are fucking hated!

Scented Nectar wrote:It's one thing to wipe it on the curtains after ordinary sex, but a curtain wipe after anal is just plain destruction of property

It's the destruction of bung-hole integrity I'd be concerned about :P

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Even if, coincidentally, current race categories could occasionally serve some beneficial purpose, the habit of reverting to them instead of finding some more useful classification needs to be broken. Only (sigh), I see about as much hope for that as for policy makers to use better measures for dev...

Let a professional show you how it's done...

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I wonder if we could commission an offical Slymepit candle festooned with hammers, screwdrivers, Bjarte faces, wrastlers and other assorted 'pit memery?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Off to the mountains! Bye, suckers!

Just make sure it's not the mountains of Scotland! A good looking Frenchie like you might get bummed senseless!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-h ... s-36343451

We're terribly progressive in Scotia don't you know?

MarcusAu wrote:As it is coming up on the 5 year anniversary of 'Elevatorgate' I would like to propose that we mark one of the most significant events of our times by doing:

A) Nothing
B) Absolutely Nothing
C) Other

Does anyone else have any ideas?

D) Don't do that (only applies to "guys")

Very off-topic for this place but what the fuck...

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Faith in humanity getting lower by the day.

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