If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Well, just like having a challenge fap to a madonna video, I failed miserably at enduring "Michael Moore in Trumpland" - there's only so much anti straight-white-men bullshit I can stomach.

For those of you made of stronger stuff, give it a go but don't say I didn't warn you!

http://i.imgur.com/UzYbQZ2.jpg How about an animated "take" on the above classic joke? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXT0gNeSvM Also, purely because it just hit my in-box, get a load of this...trust me, you'll thank me for this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV6-Ds0IiTs Time for a nap :P

Lambos are ugly stupid cars. They should have stuck to tractors. https://rayblessed.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/1-1_lamborghini_nitro.jpg Mmmm that's sexy. I'll see your Lambo tractor and raise you my all-time dream car... http://www.fit4talent.com/images/news_images/m_jaguarxj220auction.jpg Sure, ...

jet_lagg wrote:https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/medi ... _large.jpg

Whenever I see/hear that old leathery boot, all I can think of is this deeply offensive/amusing send up by Leigh Francis:

:lol:

Also fun are the videos of the activists in Russia trying to get people to stop going around traffic jams by driving on the sidewalk or to stop parking in travel lanes. The group is called "Cton Xam" (Stop Jam) or "stop a douchebag." The recent videos are all sub-titled in case your Russian is rust...

Fucking 'Pit. I was looking forward to an afternoon of productive work. Now you've got me watching sovereign citizens making fools of themselves on Youtube. That's bugger all; my GF has got me addicted to this pair of air-heads and their inane antics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78SmNDVl9Hc Tip...

Jaclyn Glenn...<snip> I'm sorry but she's a fucking bubble-head of minimal consequence: always late to the party, consistently unoriginal and yes, as already stated, a serial plagiarist. Jaclyn Glenn? Not even once! Side note: She's like a fucking Thunderbirds puppet - stick thin, painted on face a...

I'll drop this here and hopefully stir the beast from its slumber...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:We had one all night, as we were dogsitting a neighbor's chihuahua. It was fun for no party involved.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploa ... is-dog.jpg

:character-beavisbutthead:

comhcinc wrote:This lady gives me a boner.

I'd eat her ass like it was French vanilla icecream.

What? Too much info?

:oops:

Did somebody mention Oolon?

(shameless excuse to link this track)

Uh-oh, the SJW/Femitards will be up in arms about this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-37659863

Looks like the president of Nigeria is an MRA/Gamer-gater/Eliot Rogers fanboi!

I think after Halloween I'm going to retire my avatar. Nobody (that I now) ever asked why Bella. I do enjoy a good male gaze now and then. Noooo! Don't retire Bella - that image (and similar others) has been my desktop wallpaper, my phone screensaver and has enjoyed pride of place all over my inter...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:That is a lot of demands. Are you worth it?

There's only one way to find out...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ac208e3d11d ... o1_500.gif

Sunder wrote:Fuck you.

Buy me dinner first?

Oh, and no hair pulling or spitting.

:D

Spike13 wrote:Trump may have perfected the "pussy grab"

but more important, has he mastered the "cunt kick"?

Real men use a more advanced technique...

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a61 ... uorgo9.jpg

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I haven't had a job in years.

Bliss.

I was recently lured back into gainful employment/deployment. It's for this very reason I've not been around much although due to my chaotic work routine, I should be good for a light spot of shit-posting this month.

Consider this fair warning... :twisted:

MarcusAu wrote:It sounds like you are one step away from becoming a character in a William Gibson novel.

Mmmmm...Molly Millions!

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/08/brows.gif

Neuromancer is the shit!

VickyCaramel wrote:Which reminds me, which one of you lot contacted me on fetlife?

Not guilty but I'm still waiting for you to reply to my PM's over at http://www.LeatherCladGimps.com

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xcum81Wuy58/U ... n_gimp.jpg

:lol:

Jan Steen wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
Jan Steen wrote:Richard Carrier has been spotted.

http://i.imgur.com/ao78m3e.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fOtHU3x.png
http://i.imgur.com/DnnBh7E.jpg

http://images.somethingawful.com/insert ... VenSem.jpg

Service Dog wrote:To those of us who doubted her ptsd was real: the hivemind of public opinion has determined her to be the gold standard.

Woohoo! An excuse to repost one of my shitty-gimps...

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a61 ... 2nvuaf.jpg

sp0tlight wrote:
Police conference in 1h (2AM CET)

Iranian TV show on the Munich shooting:

[youtube]FUluVPFX-Rw[/youtube]

Steers doesn't make music videos, but if he did...

[youtube]Ws5se6wLjUY[/youtube]

Sulman wrote:Hahaha

[youtube]iCIgUSNzSKU[/youtube]

I love Armando Iannucci, this is my favourite sketch!

[youtube]nHYC4ekzg60[/youtube]

That's a job I'd be happy to do, hell, I'd do it for free!

I want two.

https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/07/21/titan-x/

Terry-Thomas was not actually a member of the upper classes. He played a genuine cad and bounder - but was in reality a fake toff. Next you will be finding clips of South African hairdressers to show what a cockney accent sounds like. No need, I have the definitive example right here: [youtube]qPVD...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
I hate fake bastards.
Here, have a real one...

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/sca ... jzkjufoi3w

Strangely enough, the officer in question knew fuck all either...

That's what a heavily moderated well-spoken voice ends up sounding like. Champagne lefties are ashamed of the way they talk, so they alter it a little, and it sounds exactly as you describe. We had a Rupert who joined us in the mid-90's, small, bird-like and with the campest snooty-as-fuck accent y...

Cnutella wrote:"I warned him and warned him about the consequences of buying distressed denim. Maybe there's still time to make it look like a case of auto-erotic asphyxiation gone awry before the paramedics get here."

Nein, nein, strangle-vanking ist verboten!

Service Dog wrote:Incomprehensible, when he's shit-talking, to be sure. 'Awa'n bile yir heid, bampot!' Etc."

That's one of my finest qualities :D

Or, as I'm wont to say over voice-coms, "pure daw dight nat, know?"

dog puke wrote:Says the guy who hates bass solos. :snooty:

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/unc ... 0807213258

Private Service Dog reporting for duty, sir! http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a614/murgustrum/service%20dog_zpsbyvaactn.png Anyone else want to join up? Xcom? Multiplayer? SD wanted me to name a soldier after him, I was asking if anyone else would like me to name a squad-member after them? Howev...

Private Service Dog reporting for duty, sir!

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a61 ... vaactn.png

Anyone else want to join up?

Kirbmarc wrote:It actually applies to everything <snip>

Thanks for the reply, Kirbmarc. I just finished a monster session on Xcom and am now head-butting the keyboard. I'll reply tomorrow!

;)

MarcusAu wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: ...
The law is the law (insert Dredd image here)
...
OK

Umpty Candy.jpg

I see what you did there; very sneaky image choice 8-)

The law creates drug crime, first by criminalising behaviour that is none of the State's business , then by locking people into a cycle of criminal behaviour. (bolding mine) I hate to be "that guy" but I think we need a devil's advocate here... 1) Several highly popular recreational drugs are harmf...

Brive1987 wrote:
paddybrown wrote:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/upside_down_map.png
That hurts my head.

Plus I think I spotted something wrong.

Is this the nascent science of Geolology? Specifically - plate tardtonics?

My coat, I'll get it...

Ouch!

Poor old Peezus is getting lynched by the Gaadfather...

(The entire conversation is pretty funny...and tragic)

Heatstreet on the Milo/Jones twatter-spat:

http://heatst.com/culture-wars/milo-yia ... lie-jones/

I'd love to see "Saving private Rihanna" :)

Just imagine the omaha beach scene with an all-female assault force! Also, it would be nice to hear Clinton say that men are the primary victims of war for a change...

Clive Barker fans - anyone read The Scarlet Gospels yet? I downloaded a sample, which featured Pinhead being a massive twat to a bunch of sorcerers, and it was very good stuff indeed. However, the reviews have been utterly scathing, and they frequently make the point that the rest of the book simpl...

I remember reading that Clive Barker bought the rights to a story written by a journalist in Florida. The original feature was a well-written recounting of the folklore of homeless children, who had supposedly woven their own mythology syncretized from urban legends, Santeria/Catholicism, horror mo...

feathers wrote:I have precisely the weapon to defeat it.

From http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/

I had to look twice :lol:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wCcNOw4Cvvc/hqdefault.jpg

The last Clive Barker book I read was Mr B. Gone, and I found it way bellow par. Especially the extremely annoying "burn this book" gimmick. Agreed. I was mildly disappointed by it too but it's there in my collection. If you've not read it, give "The damnation game" a read, it's one of his early wo...

Have you seen Stephen Bissette's artwork for the comics adaption of Rawhead Rex? Not the most subtle of things - the monster is basically a giant ambulatory penis (retractable foreskin and all). A male counterpart to Vagina Dentata. Sounds like it's a pretty accurate depiction of the beastie. If I ...

I used to love The Books of Blood and In The Hills, The Cities is still one of my favorite horror short stories, that and his Raymond Chandleresque Valentine stuff. I re-read them a few years ago and they han't aged so well although they were rightfully a gamechanger for horror fiction. Aye, time c...

Michael J wrote:Proof that Trump is truly a troll. After the above went viral he copies the tweet Obama used after Michelle's speech

I think his ridiculous barnet is proof enough...

We have plans for Rayshul. Oh yes, we have plans ...... [youtube]lKfupO4ZzPs[/youtube] Dang, you just quoted one of my favourite fictional nasties! His best line(s): Pinhead: Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, J...

Things are looking OK: thanks for all the best wishes! Whoops, that'll teach me to refresh before posting. Glad you're ok FT - make sure you get the most from your tax money and pester the fuck out of the nurses! http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02486/carry-on-doctor_2486824k.jpg ( ALL n...

Sizzles on Ghostbusters - funny but nowhere near as epic as his Brexit vid.

[youtube]zL3erVJtmt4[/youtube]

One of these ads has appeared on a billboard near me: [img]http://tartanarmyboard.co.uk/forum/uploads/monthly_2016_05/hqdefault.jpg.a669df4153a557dbcfa17606e1059fce.jpg[img] (Not the actual one. Stolen from the internet for illustration purposes. They're apparently going up all over the place.) See...

MarcusAu wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I think it's once a year over 40.
Can I save them up and do them all at once?

[youtube]l1enmyAmpik[/youtube]

feathers wrote:You don't know what you missed.

This?

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a61 ... aixcwr.png

How else would she do it? Even a borg must want to pee without unclipping her suspender belt. I can just see it now - Picard sat in his command chair, there's a sudden shimmering light around his head/shoulders accompanied by the familiar teleporter sound effect. Splat! A steaming great borg-bar (w...

Billie from Ockham wrote:And she is only a 7 on a nine-point scale, from what I've read.

Well, at the risk of saying something crude - I'd stick my tongue that far up her arsehole I'd be able to pick the food-scraps out of her teeth :D

Who says we Scots are unromantic, huh?

Tigzy wrote:Christ - has anyone seen Demba Ba's injury yet? If not, take a gander at this...but have a sick bag ready:

[youtube]ewZTe9xJbJM[/youtube]

Yeah, he might want to favour his other leg for a few games :D

Cnutella wrote:...they should have called her Two By Four.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Remember: in space, no one can hear you "Yaaar!" http://trekcore.com/gallery/albums/tashayar/wherenoone110.jpg If they can't hear me "yaar" then it's safe to say they won't hear me fap... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/a7/03/1da70366365ce531f089b1f8141b9616.jpg To think I ignored Star...

Hey there. For the last couple pages, I've been reading instead of vanity searching, but soon No Man's Sky comes out and I'll probably forget to even do that. I'll probably even forget to get some Scottish in me every so often! Even my "self entertainment" time will probably suffer. LOL I'm watchin...

AndrewV69 wrote:I dare you to google ... wait for it ... wait for it ... 'female pidgeotto porn'

I double dog dare you!

https://www.adamtom.at/app/uploads/2015/10/vfg77.jpg

To the drinks cabinet!

Must get drunk very quickly... :doh:

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