If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Last night I dreamt of a conflict between jihadists and terrifying shape changing aliens that would eat you to acquire your memories. The Shyamalanian twist was that we were colonizing their planet. I still don't know who to side with. Now there's a sci-fi plot and a half: Islam conquers the Earth ...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ My wife is keen to know why I’m listening to metal music on my iPad. :whistle:

https://img.etsystatic.com/il/fe10e5/13 ... ?version=1

;)

Ok... so... I always found belly dancers to be moderately sexy. I guess... I didn't really get it. I suppose I understood the general idea. But this shit... holy fuck. Haha. But... now... I really need to do my taxes. Damn. https://www.outube.com/watch?v=SoHrIEiNOII The little half-smiles she shoot...

As he told it, you could smell the Crusaders before you could see them. Think I've pushed this before... https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/359371.Knight_With_Armour ...is a fantastic account of the first crusade, is incredibly well researched and gives a warts-and-all account of the impact the cr...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑

Sweet zombie Jesus!

Drowning in drool...

John D wrote: ↑Can Bastet be our new mascot???? Please?

She gets my...vote!

Old_ones wrote: ↑So if you agree with me, and don't want christian culture back, maybe you have to contend with the fact that people need some kind of mythology to live their lives by...(snip)

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Now that is rocking the Kasbah!! All hotness and artistic talent aside, I love it when people blend metal/rock with other cultural activities/themes. For me, it all started with the Sisters Of Mercy featuring Ofra Haza (RIP) on "Temple of love"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMETa77dUrg Her voi...

Kirbmarc wrote: ↑You can't be the Morally Righteous Scourge of Inappropriate Comedy and then expect to have your own groan-worthy attempts at black humor go over well with your audience.

Speaking of scourge...

Goosebumps!

Quite frankly if someone tries to cut you up with a freaking katana while you were asleep and you manage to survive you have some rights to brag. More evidence for The Patriarchy™ If it was a bloke who attacked him, he'd have died. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leafyishere/images/f/f3/Bigred....

Some porn for Steersman :D

Kirbmarc wrote: ↑I'd love to get even one of three to risk committing white genocide, but alas those Aryan SS-Helferin Syrens are a forbidden fruit to me as a POC (if Turkish ancestry even counts for POC points this week).

I'm also a POC - pale blue counts, right?

(it's bastard freezing here right now!)

Kirbmarc wrote: ↑Perhaps a Southern/Pettibone/Goldy threesome?

https://m.popkey.co/0f94b7/QLJlW.gif

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Anyway, my point is that small can take on and beat/destroy large if small is fast and agile and knows where to attack.

"The rapid deployment of leather personnel carriers is often the prudent option." - Sun Tzu

I don't know your opinion on death metal, but if you are into it and haven't heard The Rack by Asphyx, that might be up your alley. Its raw, barbaric and unrelenting: maybe a little less nuanced than either of these other albums we are talking about, though. https://www.outube.com/watch?v=oyjAca2bR...

BoxNDox wrote: ↑
Tigzy wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:50 am

Bhurzum wrote: ↑ Is that a Bene Gesserit witch in the background of the R/H image?
I think it's a pinhead cenobite.
Robot in Star Trek TMP.

https://i.imgur.com/QU4tnva.png

A Fine Day To Die has to be the best metal song ever written. Quorthon said he was listening to a lot of Wagner in the period where he was getting ideas for that record. That's the perfect aesthetic to bring into Black Metal as far as I'm concerned. It's a blistering track, no doubt about it! Batho...

https://imgur.com/fGwOEqv.jpg

Is that a Bene Gesserit witch in the background of the R/H image?

Keating wrote: ↑https://www.outube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

I spent six months in Iraq with this CD on loop - perfect music for blasting across the sand in an MBT!

\m/

feathers wrote: ↑
katamari Damassi wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:30 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: ↑ It is almost as though Hensley climbed on the #MeToo train [INSERT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING HERE] for attention.

You're mistaken. It's Zinnia Jones who will insert absolutely anything for attention.
BPE on aisle 2!

Seconded.

And for fuck sake, NO images of the horrible bastard!

feathers wrote: ↑ Especially the trans-fat.

Almost missed the opportunity to make that joke. I'm getting lazy

Can't remember who said it but I love the joke/line "he probably thinks trans-fats is a jazz pianist" :D

Maybe Melody is a predator that targets nerds like Krauss.? Damn! I need to get a pair of beer bottle glasses, a tweed jacket (with elbow patches), a pen protector sleeve and a masters degree in astrophysics! Yes, I'd go to almost any length for a run at Melody's massive muck-spreader! Seriously, I...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑
Shatterface wrote: ↑
shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ The British summed up in one pic. 8-)

https://i.imgur.com/R4324Uf.png
Would be more British if there was a queue of customers.
In miniskirts/jeans and tee-shirts, with a pie already in the other hand.

I dare you to watch the whole thing. Watched the whole thing. Only benefit - imagining her lying in a crumpled (semen soaked) heap on my bedroom floor. Yup, she may be a blithering dummy but I'd still give her a good rogering with plenty of hair pulling, spitting and foul language growled through g...

Richard "Goo Bazooka" Carrier has popped up (lol) on the radar of Fistie Splinters - a sure sign of stormy weather ahead...

Crowder strikes again.

MacGruberKnows wrote: ↑ ...but what the hell shuts up the Steerz?

EMP.

Sunder wrote: ↑Where's the blocked search results for the good music?

Guns & roses...good music...lol!

Well played, google shopping, very well played!

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑You have a gif. A frightening gif.

https://im-01.gifer.com/1A7d.gif

RIP Susie. Her favorite drink was Captain Morgans and Pepsi. I had one as a tribute to her today... but what a lousy drink.... I wish she was a scotch drinker.... or gin or something. Although I didn't know her and barely know you, I'll raise a glass to her the next time I get the chance. Sorry for...

Those two women need some weapons training, especially the younger one. She almost shot her mom when she was grappling with the perp. They are lucky to be alive...the guy ended up with the mom’s gun. My hair was standing on end when she took that shot! Very nearly a tragedy that would haunt her for...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: ↑So much nonsense over Black Panther, people taking a superhero movie to be a triumph larger than the Falcon Heavy launch.

There's only one panther-movie of note...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/fac ... anther.jpg

Stick that right up your wakanda, bitches!

Unemployable and he's not even half way through whatever worthless college course he's chosen. Imagine him in an interview "Oh man what is it with all these questions" :doh: Is it just me or does the daft bugger have "anger management issues" written all over him? Dare I say, a typical good ally...

Dropping this here...

SM1957 wrote: ↑ If Hillary Clinton spent 1 billion dollars on her campaign, and the Russians spent a million a month and defeated her, then why does she think she deserved to win?

Vagina.

Brive1987 wrote: ↑Rule 34 variant 1 now says somewhere there is footage of Watson tracing lazy shit arcs around a Zinny-areola using her still warm finger.

...as Richard "High Protein" Carrier furiously lobs ropes over the pair of them.

Re: Nazi death vans - the documentary called "Executions" (released round about 93/94 if memory serves me correctly) had a small section on this very subject. Apparently, according to the researchers, the boxheads had a large "cattle truck" which had a large engine mounted on the back of the heavily...

Drive-by shit post...this is the BEST channel on YT. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even learn a thing or two!

Seriously, the guy is a legend!

Speaking of Youtube drama and lulz-mining, has anyone seen/heard anything from SyeTenAtheist recently? I'm worried about the guy, he's been kicking the goatfucker-nest for a while now and we all know how they respond to that... :cry:

SM1957 wrote: ↑ A lot of people are very angry that Donald Trump thinks America needs more immigrants from countries like Norway, and fewer immigrants from ~~countries~~ shitholes like Somalia and Sudan.

FTFY :P

I'll just dump this here...

Shatterface wrote: ↑I think women just don't apply themselves when it comes to actually committing crime. Lazy fuckers.

Time to shatter those glass prison bars?

In local Pit parlance, this is what's known as 'doing a Laden'. La-Den, god of outrageous misfortune has clearly blessed me this day! The bald-headed cunt. In all seriousness, I just got major earache from the missus; apparently I'm either a clumsy bastard or I was letching at the women* at the ATM...

Crime is sexist. We need more to get more women to be interested in crime. There are far too few female bank robbers and murderers compared to the general population. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0 (I drool like a dog when I watch the above video! Rihanna is weapons-grade hawt in that ...

Fuck sake. I just got home from visiting a friend. As I drove back into the village, I stopped at the little general store on the outskirts to buy a few bits and pieces and grab some cash from the ATM on the side of the building. As I walked around the corner, I noticed two young women ("Burds" in t...

The concept, that the British could have a manned space program, categorizes LIFEFORCE as a comedy. "What's the fucking point in going to the moon? There's nothing to be gained in the way of olympic quality athletes or hot and spicy food. Plus, there's no bugger to hand it back to when we're done w...

Movie recommendation: The shape of water Latest offering from Guillermo del Toro, a strange but very enjoyable love story about a mute woman and a "creature from the black lagoon" type beastie held captive in a US research facility. Too strange to fully describe and I certainly don't want to give aw...

I'll see your piggy and raise you a machine gun toting hippo: http://img.soundtrackcollector.com/cd/large/Meet_the_feebles_CD003.jpg Possibly the best movie not made by Jim Henson. I 'aint got myxomatosis, I 'aint got myxomatosis [BLAM] Fucking love that movie - the scene with the press-fly eating ...

Shatterface wrote: ↑I just don't believe it communicates via crop circles or has a propensity for butt-fucking hill billies.

Perhaps one explains the other?

There are two kinds of skeptics... those who are chasing the 'debunk' so they can cross it of their list, they seem to think this makes them smarter than everyone else, yet they sound idiotic when they are dismissive of mysteries they can't solve. And there are those that enjoy the mystery. Obvious...

deLurch wrote: ↑I am actually completely turned off by Juliette Lewis whom others go gonzo for.

Agreed - she's rough as a bucket of smashed crabs. However, she's a pretty good singer...

a guilt displacement thing*

Fucking edit button.

I have a theory that men tend to have a large amount of sexual attraction towards the body & face types of their first initial sexual experiences during the formative teenage years that initializes what they find attractive carrying forward into adulthood. This may also help explain why some men re...

I don’t know what it is about J. Lawrence’s face? I just don’t find it attractive. It’s the eyes I think. The rest of her body is stunning, but meh on the face. I guess the Harvey Weinstein’s of the world and I have different tastes. You think that's bad? I've got a mega-boner for Kristen Schaal an...

Steersman wrote: ↑And you give me a hard time about graphic images! ;-)

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/47720326.jpg

Sorry, chief, won't happen again.

I get the feeling my tweets are not for the faint of heart...

Mwuhahaha!

You've got me feeling all nostalgic... Ha! The missus and I took a trip down memory lane the other night by digging out and watching a bunch of old VHS tapes - Not the nine o'clock news, The Fast show, some Monty Python and a couple of episodes of Kenny Everett. The tapes, recorded from TV mainly, ...

Tigzy wrote: ↑https://i.imgur.com/ahzAVxX.png

Behold - the master race!

He looks like a malnourished morlock wearing a cheap suit.

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