If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

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some guy wrote: ↑The Army is a great place to launch a career. Once your tour of duty was over, I imagine you could quite easily get a great job in the civilian sector as a gas station attendant.

The vaulting ambition of the ex-soldier... ;)

Brive1987 wrote: ↑Just like the Cotswolds. But with snakes.

...and spiders and ticks and drop-bears and jihadis and sharks and bigfoot and nazis and white people and box jellyfish and

:lol:

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑45! Lucky bastards. I can't get in any armed service or reserve anymore. Too fucking old.

Move to the UK, mate - the women's auxiliary balloon corps are always recruiting.

Seriously, what would you rather do, play silly buggers in the bush or do paperwork in an office? This... https://external-preview.redd.it/1sK46IwmNLCBtO8KwhKQ_KvrT7RXyZfCFSzdi1ALCp4.jpg?width=960&auto=webp&s=e154abba5f492ccae8460e63e4cf1a0aba414c7b or this... https://www.connectwithcpi.com/sites/d...

Like I said earlier..... SJWs are all about resentment.... and I didn't know MarcuAu was an SJW till just now. I don't think I qualify...but perhaps you know best... Now I've got a mental image of Marcus - scrawny as fuck, scruffy as fuck, Che t-shirt, purple/blue goatee and massive "problem" specs...

Keating wrote: ↑The real questions are whether you use a hammer or screwdriver, or have your hand over or under.

To the uninitiated, those probably sound like codes for ghastly sexual perversions.

Just saying...

:popcorn:

Driftless wrote: ↑In the southern US it is "bless your heart".

Awa 'n' bile yer heid.

Or...

Gie yersel' peace.

Those are the cleanest you'll get in Caledonia.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:44 am
I had to explain why I burst out laughing, and the LHG made me show it to her...

I bet she did! Say no more! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

Christ on a bike, I almost fell outta me chair!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did I miss out on the day's Two Minutes of Hate? .... Shut your festering gob, y'tit! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! :lol: Better late than never I guess ... ;) Sorry, I'm on a Monty Python binge and that line (from the "argument clinic" sketch) was wedged i...

Steersman wrote: ↑Did I miss out on the day's Two Minutes of Hate? ....

Shut your festering gob, y'tit! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

DrokkIt wrote: ↑
MarcusAu wrote: ↑ You could always kill him.

That or get him to think of this from his kids perspective.
You kinda can't tell some people anything, you know?

Have you explained to him that as a parent, he owes it to his kids to try everything and anything in order to beat the condition?

The long-haired general, "busy" on nightshift, just texted me with this because I'm a massive "Excalibur" fan...

Neeson's reaction to seeing Mirren is classic bloke! I had no idea they used to be a unit!

Has this been linked/chewed up already? Neil DeGrasse Tyson made a FB post (re: sexual harassment claims): https://www.facebook.com/notes/neil-degrasse-tyson/on-being-accused/10156870826326613/ From the comments: Really? The alt-right/MAGA due process argument? I thought you were better than that. C...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: ↑
Some unintentional handy self-defense tips.

Heh.

This has been on my discord front page for a few days - priceless!

"Muslimness" is a thing.

Also, "Muslim" is a race.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... SLDf7et5aE

MarcusAu wrote: ↑He has the condescending tone of a children's television entertainer that went out on a cold day with his fly undone...in other words a Blue Peter presenter.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mob ... /ohyou.jpg

OK, I'll admit it, I chuckled...

Speaking of titillation - Noel Plum explores breast-physics in computer games. Only a few minutes in and I'm pissing myself!

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ I was going to see one in 1905, but fell in a canal and missed it.

Can confirm - I'd seen it a few years before and suggested Marcus check it out.

Actually an MG “section” http://i.imgur.com/x8LhgH0.jpg That's a big 'ol section! That must have been a command/control nightmare in the field, moreso when you consider the lack of PRR (personal role radio) or equivalent. I'm guessing the shift from "drills driven" to actual command/control is a re...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑Freudian clit.

But not for long...

http://africa-online.com/wp-content/upl ... 08/fgm.png

Only if white people do it. "Step right up, brothers, marvel at the latest in European sex-doll technology!" - Mustapha Handi Shandhi, Muslim trader, 1770 (colorized) https://s1-ssl.dmcdn.net/k12rt/x1080-Ipk.jpg Clearly, it was the fault of the kafir bitches for being all attractive and non-hairy.

screwtape wrote: ↑ Can't begin to imagine why YT recommended this one to me, but I'm glad it did:

Very interesting.

Thanks for the link.

Jesus wept. Trust me, the comments from this pair are breath taking!

Ape+lust wrote: ↑Nowadays, probably something deep fried. Social justice Muscato-ized what was once a lissome lady.

\m/

I preferred the Melody Hensley sex doll to the Faith Goldy one. Am I a pervert ? Yes. Reconsider. [ig]https://i.imgur.com/K3emKmI.jpg[/ig] PHWOOAR! She's my dream woman. What musty treasures must lurk within the voluminous expanse of her sweaty undergarments? https://i.gifer.com/Pwj4.gif

SM1957 wrote: ↑But now that we have established that people should be banged up for almost a year if their papers are not 100% when crossing a border, how about that caravan?

Good training value for the troops.

It's only a matter of time until the lead rains down, body bags start to pile up and the usual suspects start to bitch and moan.

Brass 'em up, boys!

https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1066465149530173442 Though I expect there are a great many exceptions to such "rules" ... ;-) Heh. My musical tastes, if they can be called that, are all over the place - classical/opera, metal (many types), early rap, acid-jazz & trip-hop and I've even got s...

It'll probably be wasted on non-fans...

For reference:

(keeping a separate indigenous culture of permanent wronged-victim status and paternalistic subsidies and handouts is not treating people with the respect due to equals!) I think it even goes beyond that. What is a "hands off" policy other than creating a "preserve" not unlike an animal preserve wh...

Judge Dredd gets the SJW treatment...

A sad day.

Why romaine lettuce is cheap at the moment . JUst a continuation of the earlier outbreak in the states. Frankly, I think he should continue his romaine lettuce diet. We could even send him some more. That would just sicken his family while he snarfs take-out cheeseburgers behind the house. If you f...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑
Ape+lust wrote: ↑ https://i.imgur.com/lLgAM0f.jpg
Haha!!

"Those aren't pillows!!"

Getting "stank pussy" flashbacks here. Fucking 'pit should come with a government health warning...

So, Elizabeth Hurley attended a Thanksgiving function at the US Ambassador’s residence and is being criticized for showing too much of what we’re thankful for. The ambassador’s name is Woody Johnson. Perfect storm of humor: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elizabeth-hurleys-thanksgiving-attire-dinne...

Keating wrote: ↑ The pit is full of NPCs and Russian bots.

It's the goats I'd be worried about...

Naked fat black crippled dykes may indeed be hard to find, but given the tedium of the recent Pit postings, I'm struggling to find a reason not to close the Pit. Help me. No 'pit, no more gif goodness. https://i.imgur.com/lzihl73.gif Don't do it, man; I'm fucking crazy and I will find you! :twisted:

I'm only passing familiar with the weegee dialect - but that example sounds pretty middle-class (and therefore understandable) to me. I'll defer to the resident expert in such matters (ie Bhurzam) for a final analysis. Everything you need to know can be found in this video... https://www.youtube.co...

I've watched the pilots for Netflix's Punisher and Luke Cage. Punisher was good, but I found Cage to be dragging a bit. The last scene made me want to see more, though. Any opinions? Sorry dude, "Lost in space" destroyed my relationship with Netflix. Pile of festering, bloody, infected dog shit...

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ Never stick your dick in crazy :twatson:

(Happy Birthday Becky)

Are they on holiday in Scotland?

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Dinna fash yersel'.

(People might take it the wrong way).

Ooft! Nae danger, mucker!

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Most Scots remain sore with regards to Bannockburn - but you seem to be taking it well.

Ahm gonnae burst ye, ya bawbag.

Stankeye wrote: ↑You still make sperm. Still a man.

And I'd just ordered a nice Gingham dress and a pair of frilly knickers.

Get on the bus, get off the bus...fuck.

1 : a castrated man placed in charge of a harem or employed as a chamberlain in a palace 2 : a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals 3 : one that lacks virility or power Webster's dictionary. A castrated man is still a man. Well, I had my plums cracked after we had our 2nd kid - I ...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑I am a peaceful type, but there are some fuckers that I just want to destroy. With extreme prejudice

Welcome to my world.

I’m not sure when the army was suddenly expected to reflect its contemporary society - with all the associated girl-cocks and perfume. Someone fucked that one up. It's funny you say that - traditionally and all the way up to my departure, the Army has went to incredible lengths to iron out the "civ...

About that youtube video I was looking for Bhurzum...<snip> Sorry for the late reply, got caught up in some online shenanigans. Anyway, yes, I've seen that video, I think I might even have posted it before although I could be wrong. Griffin, a likeable and credible enough bloke, is clearly pushing ...

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑I'll try and find the video. I'm assuming that the torture isn't done by the UK military. Perhaps the Merkins or some dodgy friends of theirs.

Don't get me wrong, from a psychological perspective, our TQ methods are pretty brutal and are probably responsible for not a little PTSD.

Must be a bit of friction amongst the chaplains then. From what I hear, the traditional role of the Xtian chaplain is to shame any soldier with a conscience out of their reluctance to do unconscionable shit. Well,I hate to say it but you're listening to the wrong people. Our chaplains/Padres are no...

Warning: Deeply disturbing footage!

Regardless of religion or whatever, the fucker should be pushed off the world. Slowly.

Steersman wrote: ↑Not sure whereabouts in jolly Old this is, or when it was taken, but sure looks like the kettle is about to boil over:

Can't happen soon enough.

I'm more than prepared to do a spot of freelance street cleaning ;)

So somebody not part of any political party is 'politically inflammatory'? Does the Army have any idea just what a powerful recruiting tool they are for the Far Right, when they discipline British soldiers for posing for a photo with somebody? And then the Army wheels out their Islamic chaplain and...

rayshul wrote: ↑The UK is a shitfestival that keeps on shitting itself.

I don't suppose you fancy adopting a hairy-assed Scotsman? I'm very quiet, keep myself clean and only require a small amount of breakfast whisky every day...

SM1957 wrote: ↑What is the name of the proscribed group that Tommy Robinson belongs to?

I think he belongs in the "politically inflammatory" camp.

(I don't make the rules)

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Makes me remember when I first realized what "Old Scrotum, the wrinkled retainer" was referring to in Sir Henry at Rawlinson End by Viv Stanshall. I laughed myself sick for hours on that one...

You're supposed to love me, you vile jelly!

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