If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Looks like hackers are at it again...

TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑I'll see your Bo Diddley and raise you Muddy Waters and Johnny Winter<snip>

Ha! Easily countered by...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 28/f1a.jpg

Not going to lie, I almost shat...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Police arrest 51 men for child sex abuse in W. Yorks. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-46867001

Anyone want a bet on the nationality/religion/ethnicity?

White scientologists?

So, Riley Reid, the pornstar, made a few dodgy tweets: https://twitter.com/OMGItsBirdman/status/1084502143518818304 As always, the comments are a mixture of: 1) Wish she'd rape me 2) If you have a problem with this, you're obviously gay 3) She's clearly joking 4) Paging the FBI (lots of these) 5) Ge...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ Paging Bhurzum - I need an ear-douche after that.

This is my "go to" mind-bleach track...

YMMV.

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ There's no such thing as a moderate muslim, they're all fucking head the balls IMO :x

Quite.

WARNING: Unpleasant footage - viewer discretion advised. Anyone able to speak Arabic and can explain what the fuck is going on here? As far as I can tell, the poor victim is Muslim but the comments are few and limited... https://twitter.com/MambryGWakum/status/1084063049118609410 What the fuck is wr...

https://static.musictoday.com/store/ban ... /76721.JPG

What? WHAT? Ah, fuck y'all... :evil:

Can I nominate Polyana Viana for 'pit pinup? Is this not something you want to keep to yourself? I'd rather not think about what 'nominate' entails in this circumstance. Even more disturbing is the idea of getting someone to 'second his motion'. https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/69419939/heav...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Paging Dr. Carrier, PhD; paging Dr. Carrier, PhD...

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/82/82086d5 ... 93c563.jpg

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Is this not something you want to keep to yourself?

I'm a sharing kinda guy...

"He-ma'am" - the hulking great tranny who went absolutely mental when a game shop clerk mis-gendered him. Fair play, the clerk was only following suite and doing what He-ma'am was already doing to himself. PZ "Not a sexual harasser" Myers - routinely. Anyone who says Keren Hajioff isn't hot - I'll f...

Kirbmarc wrote: ↑Smarter criminal cunts become lawyers, CEOs or presidents.

Lawyers, CEOs and presidents with enough money to buy a..."beating" from women like Viana. Lucky bastards...

Can I nominate Polyana Viana for 'pit pinup? Not only is she smoking hot, she's clearly a bit of a bad-ass who can handle herself and would make a fantastic role model for teh wimminz! https://i0.wp.com/consolarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/28152762_183102372306825_7723791545555484672_n.jpg?fit=...

Mwuhaha!

That'll larn the fucker - shame there's no vid!

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑ No comment.

?Looks like there's some honey badger in that cats family tree...

BBC does a story on the Army snowflake recruiting campaign: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46747862 Reminds me of this: https://www.outube.com/watch?v=fUhl_QAk6mY During my basic training, we were taught foot drill by a massive Irish guy - zero sense of humour, hair-trigger temper, loved to "snot" (pu...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑I have no comment to make on the state of the mental health of any of the posters here...

...but if you are experiencing problems please seek the help of a professional.

Now, while there is still time.

https://media.giphy.com/media/i48JkZQQHmdZ6/giphy.gif

MarcusAu wrote: ↑There was a trans member - at one time - possibly there were more - but not all of them may have identified themselves. In any case whoever they were - they have not piped up recently.

I'm sure there are better mental health websites...

But seriously...yet again, the boys and girls at the top show how utterly clueless (and desperate) they are. I wish this was a joke... https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/SEI_46002349-d8dd.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C830 https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/03/army-targets-snowflake...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ There was an outright alt-right guy that posted here sometime ago.

Perhaps you remember them...

Did someone call my name? No? Fuck it, back to polishing my 14-ups...

/snigger

Well, we managed to survive the festivities. Was a pleasantly subdued affair, mildly pissed, good scoff, bit of jigging and some funny conversation. Makes a refreshing change from waking up in a skip...and no hangover!

:dance:

Right, I'm off to consume enough booze to kill a rhino. Catch you dung-eating clunge-monkeys in 2019.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances ... cheers.jpg

A rather detailed history of an internet legend - Terry A. Davis, creator of "Temple OS" and subject of assorted memes. It's easy to hate the guy but as the video played, I slowly started to feel pity for a deeply troubled human. The closing ten minutes or so are tragic; spoiler - he popped his clog...

Rocket science is the ultimate male technology. Almost 50 years ago we spread our seed to the moon. It's even worse than you think - panspermia, if true, suggests that the entire universe* is raping itself! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia Fucking hetero/CIS/male universe...it's probably wh...

Hunt wrote: ↑I usually have between five and ten cats, some pass away, some disappear, and new ones arrive.

Cats are dumb - dogs rule!

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/20 ... info&w=600

:D

This years Christmas tear jerker .. Snoop the Dog. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-46694246 Horrible. If I believed in hell, I'd say that there's a special place in it for those who abandon or mistreat animals. I hope that the person who abandoned that dog develops Fournie...

Wow! If that idiot still has a job after that I'll be dumbstruck. No matter what your political persuasions the customer is king. I would be amazed if his bosses keep him employed if they see that video. This is the result of teaching left wing lunacy in schools and universities in classes with mea...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑I started, and remain, a supporter of historically based cultural collectives parametrised by geography (“nations”) that are enriched by a measured flow of immigrants - such as can be assimilated without changing the cake.

(I jest, I jest...)

Ape+lust wrote: ↑

I'm proud of this one...

Those limericks got me all creative like. There was an old pervert called Peez Who fell for young Becky the tease For the feminist skank He did merrily wank With his pants pulled down to his knees I thangyoo .. 8-) There was an old pervert called P-zed Who tried to give Becky some head But her fish...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Bhurzum needs to post more often.

I'm guessing my shitposts are not to sirs liking?

:bjarte:

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Have you seen WIND RIVER?

Brilliant film.

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ 'Bhurzum II' ? - fuck the menace has started to reproduce...

That's not me. Honest, guv!

Four cops ambushed and killed. Some of our more military types here might want to comment? Very generic - killing group probably extended to about 20-30m by the look of the terrain, targets in middle before tripping, and an itchy cut-off to the right - you can hear a loooong bout of repetition comi...

"Bird Box" seems to be popular on twatter...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑I wonder what a mental competence test would look like ...

Something like this...

*hic*

Merry Chrishmush, y'fuggin' bashtardsh!

*hic*

https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/upl ... s-Meme.jpg

Hae a gid yin, peeps.

Fucking hell, I'm like a love/hate metronome when it comes to Hopkins... https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1076576950158794752 "Weapon pulled on unarmed #GilletsJaunes" Yup, "unarmed" rioters should be dealt with using strong language, a stern look and a wagged finger. Never mind that there are h...

Have you ever done or said something so excruciatingly embarrasing that every time you think about it, you want to whack yourself with a shit-covered stick? Then merry Xmas - you are henceforth absolved of all cringe. Because you will never, ever be able to top this: https://twitter.com/TalibKweli/...

Feeding old man through a tube for over a month now. He can no longer stand up from a chair unassisted. I have to push him up some stairs to get him into his armchair and then bed. Which has its own rewards. My face is at his ass level. And with each step, there is a pensioner fart, as fresh as a s...

I made myself watch this earlier. For those who can't, it's a psycho goatfucker sawing the head off a LIVING woman. And it has sound, so you can enjoy her dying wails. Not for me, chef - I'm full. Watched various videos like the above (back in the day) and even though they're great for steeling the...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
Lsuoma wrote: ↑ So, some guy with a few drones cripples English transport. Whoda thunkit?
I'm surprised that haven't been used for more terrorist attacks and other shenanigans.

Didn't 4chan experiment with a drone/flame-thrower combo during the whole Shia Labouf/Capture the flag fiasco?

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Have you seen the price of cigs these days?

I know, it's a pain in the ass.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Note how twitter has protected my virgin eyes from a photo in which "his mam does anal for cigs" is written out, but not the tweet itself that reads "his man (sic) does anal for cigs".

It could be worse, the lights could spell out "does anal for fags."

Pie strikes again...

'tis the season to be nasty...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑I’m with Steers. You really don’t have to sacrifice quality for ‘quantity’.
[MG]http://i.imgur.com/CDySYU4.jpg[MG]

Heh.

OK, you've pressured me into this - I'll have them both.

Hunt wrote: ↑Finally, Australian wildlife that doesn't kill you. (Okay, New Zealand, close enough.)

https://media.giphy.com/media/8McNH1aXZnVyE/giphy.gif

The big bastards are just waiting until the camera is off...

:lol: Because I wasn't quite as enthusiastic about your choice of potential "bed-partners"? Or about how you wanted to "do her"? Ohhh-kayyy ... ;-) When I read your deeply offensive post, I instantly flew into a red rage, kicked my dogs, ripped my shirt, hurled the coffee table through the window t...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ You asked for it Bhurzum.

I hope you're happy now.

Seething, mate, fucking seething!

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Steersman wrote: ↑Not the sexiest IDF woman I've seen

http://www.lahilden.com/images/duel.jpg

"All I said was..."

Steersman wrote: ↑

PHWOOOOAR!

+1 Internets for posting Keren Handijobs. Seriously, I'd stick my tongue that far up her balloon knot, I'd be able to pick her breakfast out of her teeth...*fapping sounds*

:D

MarcusAu wrote: ↑
Ape+lust wrote: ↑ he desperate apologetics of a guy who was scared into believing the reality of God by a fucking painting
Sounds like Bosch to me.

Something, something, Vermeer, something.

(Too hung over to clever/witty)

franc wrote: ↑ Just watched Time Bandits with my 9yo nephew. It was pure joy watching him reduce himself to the laughter I had when I first saw it. Gilliam is a fucking genius. The brains behind Python.

Top movie! I know it's not on a par but I also love this gem...

screwtape wrote: ↑The BMJ Christmas issue is always filled with silly and spoof papers. That article tries a bit too hard.

Yup, they posted the same list last year.

Or maybe I'm just having a bout of he-ja-vu...

John D wrote: ↑Wife #2 doesn't need to know I'm an atheist.

She'll find out when you start BBQ'ing babies...

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