If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

When Walter's sense of self-righteousness meets Clarence's heavy-handed humour mucho laughs ensue !!! The fact remains that Welch is a sadistic shit and a drunk (of the mean drunk variety) and my offer, handicapped though I am, to pound his sorry ass into the ground is still standing. And that's no...

Andrewwwwwwwww! The internnneeet is brokeeeeeennnn! I can't get my emaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail. Welch, through the entire year and maybe a third that I've been following your antics and interacting with you here and at other places across the net, this last sentence to Andrew is the single shittiest thing ...

deLurch wrote:
JackSkeptic wrote:Atheism Plus always was a stupid idea...
Humanists did it first and did it better.

All thanks to those old white men like Isaac Asimov and Paul Kurtz. So what if they had urine stains on their trousers and talked too loud because they wouldn't wear their hearing aids?

Thanks for contributions and promotion of my fundraiser thus far. $245 of the $1200 goal is currently raised. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/send-atheist-and-secular-activist-justin-vacula-to-2014-amaz-ng-meeting/x/3435749#home Welch sent me $50 to go to TAM... or to STFU and stop posting on th...

Please help send me to the 2014 Amaz!ng Meeting hosted by the James Randi Educational Foundation! I'm offering very special perks including books signed by Dr. Peter Boghossian, a copy of 'Freethinkers' signed by Susan Jacoby, and the chance for you to advertise your brand/website/business at TAM o...

I've got a doozy for you. All of these are from Suey Pork-Chop or her friends. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnruFkzIUAIG-OE.jpg Two spirit? The fuck is that? You got some sort of problem with gays and lesbians being out on the street? Should they stay back home in the closet where they belong? I'm a...

Southern wrote: No, no, no. Watson's Law is: "All discussions in the online atheist community will end being about Rebecca Watson's dirty cunt."

You're welcome, your abhorrent abort of nature.

Don't be so hard on Becca. I bet if she could find a really good man she'd give up this silly feminism stuff.

ThreeFlangedJavis said:

I think Benson is a bitter and mean-spirited individual.... poisonous IMO, vindictive and emotionally childish.

Benson is embittered because she's old, ugly and worn out and can't get laid anymore.

windy wrote:
bhoytony wrote:

I'd be angry too if someone fucked up my hair like that.

The loyal Horde will offer to do anything to alleviate the suffering of PeeZus: morgan ?! epitheting a metaphor 13 May 2014 at 9:19 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment PZ, I wish I were closer to you. Whenever my friends are sick or somehow discombobulated I descend on them with the home made soup of ...

Not a particularly fun day today. I woke up with some pain which later grew into almost excruciating pain so I had to take a suppository. Which of course didn't agree with me and was soon expended as quickly as it was inserted, though thankfully not until the pain had subsided. Man. Kidney stone su...

Welch, that summary is brilliant. If I was gay, I would bang you. But since I'm not, I'm just going to offer you a blowjob. Be sure to take some pictures or video when you go down on Welch's shriveled knob. Welch hates gays and gay sex so much he won't even let straight guys blow him... unless he's...

Welch, that summary is brilliant. If I was gay, I would bang you. But since I'm not, I'm just going to offer you a blowjob. Be sure to take some pictures or video when you go down on Welch's shriveled knob. Welch hates gays and gay sex so much he won't even let straight guys blow him... unless he's...

Mundane Matt is exactly right. This is Real-Life Tumblr. [youtube]CTOoYxOf92s[/youtube] Worst Michael J. Fox film ever. Whoever said "autism" got this right. His inarticulateness and quick resort to lashing out physically, and those strange bleating sounds. I'm guessing that campus has some kind of...

I want to thank everyone who has sent in a contribution to buy my bus ticket to Morris where Iâ€™m going to... talk reasonably with PZ in a sincere effort to make him see the error of his ways...] Here are my expenses. $200 bus fare $100 hemorrhoid suppositories $200 food and lodging. $400 bail (if...

I want to thank everyone who has sent in a contribution to buy my bus ticket to Morris where Iâ€™m going to... talk reasonably with PZ in a sincere effort to make him see the error of his ways. Iâ€™ve already used some of the money to buy some hemorrhoid suppositories cause them long bus rides can ...

I want to thank everyone who has sent in a contribution to buy my bus ticket to Morris where Iâ€™m going to kick PZâ€™s flabby ass talk reasonably with PZ in a sincere effort to make him see the error of his ways. Iâ€™ve already used some of the money to buy some hemorrhoid suppositories cause them...

SkepticalCat wrote:Can you imagine what it would be like to live near Ophelia?

The old bat would probably call the cops if she caught you taking a whiz in your own back yard.

I want to thank everyone who has sent in a contribution to buy my bus ticket to Morris where Iâ€™m going to kick PZâ€™s flabby ass. Iâ€™ve already used some of the money to buy some hemorrhoid suppositories cause them long bus rides can be a killer if you got piles like I do. Bus fare is 200 clams a...

welch wrote:The bitch's story tends to change based on the audience and her needs. Which makes it harder to take her seriously.

You seem to be sober today. Good for you. One day at a time, John. One day at a time.

This happened a matter of months after I discovered Pharyngula, and back then PZ wasn't doing much coddling of feminists. While I was digging over there today, I managed to locate a few memorable posts from 2009 - 2010 era Pharyngula, and I realized that fully 8 months elapsed between my first post...

Parody Accountant wrote:
Just curious... the other day you said you wanted to handicap version of kick my ass. Why? It was unprompted.

So I need a reason to kick your ass? Okay, how about I cornhole you without wearing a condom? (I'm monstrously endowed, btw.)

Parody Accountant wrote:Walter, leave the comedy to Justin Vacula.

Justin, leave the comedy to 9/11.

Okay. And we'll leave the photoshop masterpieces to you.

Tony Parsehole wrote:Neil deGrasse Tyson looks like he's saying "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?"

Nah, he's saying "What that old bat bitchin' about now?"

Old Prunella is upset with some paintings at aacon14 http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2014/04/tyson-and-tits/comment-page-1/ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bld9l_FCUAA-W2W.jpg OMG the painting is so offensive. Seeing a cheeky black man in space has triggered my PTSD. The old biddy hasn...

I decided to kick the accountant's ass. He needs it and he knows why. I'm 62 years old and have partial paralysis on the right side of my body as the result of a stroke I had last year but I'll put on the gloves and go as many rounds as it takes to whip his sorry ass. I'll wear my steel toe boots a...

I decided to kick the accountant's ass. He needs it and he knows why. I'm 62 years old and have partial paralysis on the right side of my body as the result of a stroke I had last year but I'll put on the gloves and go as many rounds as it takes to whip his sorry ass. I'll wear my steel toe boots an...

I would just like to say in all honesty that I hope nothing too bad happens to Smellody. We all know she's unstable as shit. I think her narcissism will get her through this, but I'm sure all of us in the 'Pit fervently hope that this story ends with a lesson learned and not something worse. What c...

Cunt of Personality wrote: I'm not going to use Firefox because I'm not homophobic..

No, just condescending to gays.

So today I was at the library, where they had up a poster up talking about climate change. Some vandal scribbled on it, "absolute non-sense" [sic]. So I did my civic duty and crossed it out. Why has this idiocy spread so far and wide? I have no doubt the climate change is real and the results will ...

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Walter Ego wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
I have to admit, I too have been wondering about Oggy's motives.
I still have no idea who Oggy is. Is this him?

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He's pharyngula's resident paedo.

Love those diphthongs.

Tigzy wrote:
I have to admit, I too have been wondering about Oggy's motives.

I still have no idea who Oggy is. Is this him?

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With no evidence at all, Michael Shermer was accused of rape and pilloried by that community and anyone who said anything about 'hearsay' and 'evidence' was attacked and/or driven out. Oggie self-admits to actually raping three girls, without coercion, and he's forgive, 'pounce hugged, accepted and...

2013 was really exhausting. Please don't wake me up until 2014 unless there's a fire or someone comes by with some really good pie. I don't know whether it's an Instagram filter or a trick of the light but your photos look suspiciously "vintage", Walt. I asked you not to wake me up. The Christmas a...

2013 was really exhausting. Please don't wake me up until 2014 unless there's a fire or someone comes by with some really good pie.

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I'm resting up from the X-Mas revelries here at Wise Acres. I'll probably be napping until 2014.

Wake me up if anything interesting happens.

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Walter Ego wrote:Richard Simmons is catching a nap under the tree (holidays are so exhausting!) and will be playing Santa in the morning.

Ritchie is in the box with the red ribbon. That's someone else sitting on my lap.

Sneaking in with a last minute post before the big day tomorrow at the Christmas At Wise Acres Festival . Richard Simmons is catching a nap under the tree (holidays are so exhausting!) and will be playing Santa in the morning. Thanks to all those who purchased a copy of my CD Walter Sings To Santa (...

That's yours truly in the photo standing at the entrance to the old Ego manse ready to greet visitors to the annual Christmas at Wise Acres Festival. Wise Acres is the old Ego estate located in Aiken County, South Carolina. The Ego manse can be seen in the 1997 remake of Disney's That Darn Cat . Ti...

That's yours truly in the photo standing at the entrance to the old Ego manse ready to greet visitors to the annual Christmas at Wise Acres Festival. Wise Acres is the old Ego estate located in Aiken County, South Carolina. The Ego manse can be seen in the 1997 remake of Disney's That Darn Cat . Tic...

Season's greetings to all (and yes, that includes the lying motherfucker) from all of us chez Ego. Copies of my CD Walter Sings To Santa are still available. (All proceeds go at aid needy homeless catamites betwixt the ages of 18 and 21.) Merry X-Mass and don't forget to call your Mom if you still ...

Season's greetings to all (and yes, that includes the lying motherfucker) from all of us chez Ego. Copies of my CD Walter Sings To Santa are still available. (All proceeds go at aid needy homeless catamites betwixt the ages of 18 and 21.) Merry X-Mass and don't forget to call your Mom if you still h...

http://i.imgur.com/HRW2EJL.jpg Worst.Bjarte.Ever. Was she drunk? Even I can do better and my left hand is partially paralyzed and my over-all coordination has been shot for the better part of a decade now. Being drunk is no excuse. I could do better three sheets to the wind with a paintbrush stuck ...

I know it's a little early in the season but I'm going to start plugging my CD Walter Sings To Santa before Thanksgiving this year. PM me if you want a copy. Only $19.98 plus S&H. All profits go to the Ego Foundation (a 501c corporation) to aid homeless catamites. Bleeding from the bunghole is not a...

I'll be in residence all this week at Wise Acres, the old Ego estate in Aiken County, South Carolina. The crew and I are starting preperations for the annual Christmas at Wise Acres Festival which starts after Thanksgiving and runs through New Years Eve. Feel free to drop by for a mint julep if you'...

I'm still recuperating from my Caribbean vacation and I'm still waiting for something interesting to be posted. Put on some coffee and wake me up if that happens. (I'm always hopeful.)

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Just checking in after a week in the Bahamas. I'm still bushed from all that sun and fun and heavy drinking. (The weed was nice too.) Could someone wake me up if anything interesting happens?

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It's my lack of approval face at you obsessing over someone you've blocked. Please present some evidence (with links, please) I'm obsessing over Welch or anyone else. I'm a skeptic. Convince me I'm obsessing and I'll stop doing it. à² _à² So you have no evidence and no argument. Why am I not surpr...

halophilic wrote:It's my lack of approval face at you obsessing over someone you've blocked.

Please present some evidence (with links, please) I'm obsessing over Welch or anyone else. I'm a skeptic. Convince me I'm obsessing and I'll stop doing it.

halophilic wrote:Walter Ego: à² _à²

What does that mean? Does it mean you're watching (i.e., stalking) me? Should I start getting paranoid? Or should I just order another cappuccino and forget about it?

Congratulations, Walter! You found the "add foe" button. You deserve a gold star: images.jpg Actually, Welch is not a foe, I just find his cluster fuck posting style and his babbling about his profession tedious. He wont remember this but he and I engaged in some Skype voice chats last year with Ju...

I cunt hear you, dear. Can you speak louder?

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He's not babbling about IT again, is he?

The people we are talking about here (PZ, Thunderf00t, Ophelia, Watson) became famous for attacks on religion and That actually does make a lot of sense. Feminism as PZ, Watson, Ophelia, etc are putting out seems to be debated outside of the atheist community too. Anita Sarkeesian's Kickstarter pro...

New scandal involving Christie Wilcox and another famous blogger! http://i.imgur.com/UoVo1EI.jpg http://scienceblogs.com/observations/2011/04/18/pz-got-leid-in-hawaii-i-have-p/ If only Svan could have been there! :pray: Poor overworked PeeZus ... traveling to meetings in Hawaii! He's not budging th...

Gumby wrote:[D]on't assume I'm taking you seriously.

I was serious about people sending me money. Deadly serious. I promise I wont buy any ugly shoes with the money.

Okay, I literally slept all day today. Woke up a few times to watch TV, then fell back asleep. Awake now-- Just noticed this: Dinner with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer A dinner to meet Richard Dawkins was held in Los Angeles on 16th October. Because tickets for that dinner sold out so quickly...

My guess is that Peezus' eventual comeuppance will look rather like that final scene of Dangerous Liasons with Glenn Close. Just substitute a conference for the opera. I'd prefer the final scene of Face In The Crowd for PZ's demise... with Rebecca Watson as "Marsha". [youtube]0SlobJX_Fl8[/youtube]

And while you're at it Anthony, I think it's about time your sorted out your cat's haemhorroid problem: http://i.imgur.com/EgdYuYP.jpg?1 Now that I've studied that picture, I'm not sure if he's fucking that cat's arse or if he's just emerged from it. With bestiality there is always the problem of c...

Keep Peezus thinking that the court case is about to be started, but in fact never start the legal proceedings - the advantage here is that it cuts out the risk of losing the case, both in terms of publicity and money, and also it may create a degree of caution in Peezus' future writing about Sherm...

goddamn 'nym wrote:
Git wrote:As someone who has a degree in, and spent 15 years as a commercial software programmer,
I don't even disagree with welch on that one but I can't help but highlight your argument from authority. Now lets get to comparing who has the biggest one.

Fucking tech geeks. STFU You're boring everyone.

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