If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

It's a fucking SJW nightmare now. A black jihadist and a female jihadist, responsible for shooting a female police officer in the back have taken hostages in a kosher supermarket. Does the "progressive stack" already describe who to root for in this complex scenario? "No female police officer deser...

About the goat: it's complicated. The goat can't give consent to fuck, so it's unethical do to it anyway. On the other hand, the cows also don't give consent to be turned into delicious meals or to have their tits fiddled with for milk, yet a world without meat or milk derivatives is a world I don'...

subbie1957 wrote:Did anybody notice that when Avicenna plagiarised an article from the Guardian, two of the very few words he did not copy were 'Michael Nugent'?

I guess his magic laptop scanned for the names of people who were enemies of the state and airbrushed them from history.

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>Rapist footballer released from prison >Club signs him >People start a petition to voice their displeasure >Club doesn't listen >People make RAPE AND DEATH THREATS to the club in retaliation for them not listening >Club backs down >Club reckons if people are angry enough to make threats then they ...

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9636345/sky-sources-oldham-deal-to-sign-ched-evans-is-off Sky Sports News HQ sources indicated on Thursday morning that the move would not go ahead and the club have now confirmed the news, with an official statement expected later in the day. Around 70...

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JacquesCuze wrote:

Oh my cringe.

I will admit that I am sort of a contrarian. No you won't. I do enjoy an argument just for the sake of it. No you don't. I think it is the best way that you can be sure in your own thought. You're wrong. It isn't. With that said though what I just said about Elsye I believe. No you don't. I think p...

Attending atheist conferences? Pfft, what am I, some kind of rapist? As we are all well aware, only rapists and FTBloggers attend atheist conventions! And never the twain shall meet, except in the elevator at 4 AM! We all know that atheist conferences are pretty much the equivalent of historical re...

Bed Bugs sound right. I would rather sleep on the street than in a 1 star hotel that gives you "hives". BTW. This is what bed bug bites look like. They often come a day or two later and they are also in trails (from the critter biting... taking a few steps and biting again... and taking a few steps...

The guardianista view: Observant Muslims anywhere would be angered by such images. That is especially true of fundamentalist Salafis, who adhere to traditions laid down in 7th-century Arabia, or of the small minority who hold to the jihadi-takfiri world view espoused by Isis and al-Qaida. Their doc...

d4m10n wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:Can we all just agree that Godfrey is a knob and move on?
Your secret is safe with me, Tony.

Love,
Damo

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Ape+lust wrote:Cripes. Of all times to wuss out...

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Southern wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:Can we all just agree that Godfrey is a knob and move on?
Done and done. I'm off to live in a park. I may write a song about it some day.
Can we send Godfrey and latsot to argue with the terrorists? Nothing bad can come from that.

Can we all just agree that Godfrey is a knob and move on?

Lsuoma wrote:Marine le Pen just got a BIG boost. Next president of France, I think.

In that case I bet he was behind it all!
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https://twitter.com/badladsplace/status/552201708966006784 This tickled me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's going to be me now everytime someone goes off on a postmodernist rant. It's fucking brilliant isn't it? BTW, when I tweeted that shite he responded to I was mocking those type of comment...

This tickled me.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Please don't answer that.

Good call.

Attending atheist conferences? Pfft, what am I, some kind of rapist? As we are all well aware, only rapists and FTBloggers attend atheist conventions! And never the twain shall meet, except in the elevator at 4 AM! How I imagine an atheist conference. This X 1000: https://s.mlkshk.com/r/CEK With a ...

Well, Avi-gate is over and straight away we get Comhinc sharing out his wife's twat via PM, John Greg fantasising about cocks and everybody is wanking animals.
Can't wait to see what you're getting up to by the end of the week.

Shit really, there's a disturbing lack of sympathy for men killing themselves? Perhaps even to the point where a poignant and sick suicide, an old man setting himself on fire and jumping from a building is deemed hilarious? I had no idea. http://memecrunch.com/meme/3O6AF/i-cri-evrytiem/image.png?w=...

The cast of Voyager from left to right: A neurotic chef A neurotic hologram doctor An edgy female with a knobbly forehead An edgy male with a scribbly forehhead Nanny Mc-Captain A boring logical female A boring logical male A no mark dull streak of piss A no-mark dull token asian streak of piss FML....

Tuvok is boring as fuck and probably a total nagger. Star Trek Voyeurwank is boring as fuck. The entire cast are naggers. http://www.handheldunderground.com/wallpapers/startrek_voyager_crew_01.bmp Just look at that parade of twats. Between the fucking lot of them they've got the charisma of a fryin...

I find it rather offensive that the minute somebody starts talking cack I immediately get the blame.
Did I say offensive?
I meant hilarious.

Billie from Ockham wrote:Oh, damn. ROBOKiTTY is a poe, isn't she? Buggers.

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This tag is pretty fucking funny: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23findom&src=typd Findom = financial domination. Basically, women I'd rather pay to put a paper bag over their heads, ask for money and gifts for, well, nothing and the men, being sexually aroused by "financial domination" give it to t...

This tag is pretty fucking funny: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23findom&src=typd Findom = financial domination. Basically, women I'd rather pay to put a paper bag over their heads, ask for money and gifts for, well, nothing and the men, being sexually aroused by "financial domination" give it to t...

This tag is pretty fucking funny: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23findom&src=typd Findom = financial domination. Basically, women I'd rather pay to put a paper bag over their heads, ask for money and gifts for, well, nothing and the men, being sexually aroused by "financial domination" give it to t...

d4m10n wrote:
Who needs Patreon when you can simply command an army of wankers to fill your coffers? Good work if you can get it.

I'd be all over it if I could get away with it. All I need is a Twitter profile, some stolen selfies and a paypal account
Hmmm.....Brb

I don't get it.

This tag is pretty fucking funny: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23findom&src=typd Findom = financial domination. Basically, women I'd rather pay to put a paper bag over their heads, ask for money and gifts for, well, nothing and the men, being sexually aroused by "financial domination" give it to th...

NoGodsEver wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote:
That Jay chick is crazy but hot. Nice tits.
AHHHHHHHHAAAHAAHAA!! IT'S A MAN!!!!
Settle down, Ron. I know Martin Freeman is a man.

I was only jesting anyway. Jay is definitely a lass. I think.
I was just seeing if you'd bite.
You win this round.

NoGodsEver wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
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That Jay chick is crazy but hot. Nice tits.

AHHHHHHHHAAAHAAHAA!! IT'S A MAN!!!!

Guess who thinks Tolkien was racist? And misogynistic?
You'll never guess.
It's tumblr. That's who.

Headcanon.
Head. Canon.
I used to call it "making stuff up" but, no. Now it's headcanon.

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Jesus Christ, mate. We get it. The hilarious burning man gif, made you sad.
If you want some closure go write a poem about it in your jotter.

To be serious: I used to love the LotR movies, but now... eh, I'll pass any opportunity to rewatch them again. There are some parts that make me cringe. Honestly, most of the things I liked back then now just provoke a "meh" reaction. It is true, we get grumpier and grumpier when we get old. I quit...

I think it's pretty clear what I'm talking about. Hey, maybe I should post some Syria pics of blown up children and corpses, to lighten the mood. It's hilarious! No worries though, it won't provoke nearly the same reaction as a looping gif of some woman taking a shit, that's obviously more shocking...

LurkerPerson wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
This shit right here. Fuck you for posting this. Seriously, I'd rather see a dozen Mykeru scatporn trolls than this oggrish bullshit. What the fuck is your problem?

That shit right there. An empty quote. Fuck, sorry mate.

James Caruthers wrote:Here, have something funny and unrelated to follow the discussion of otherkins.

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Kitty I don't give a fuck if you're being serious or not about wanting to be a robotic cat.* You're funny as fuck. *I want to be a tomato. I want to be in bed. I want to be different. I want to be expelled. I want to be able to scratch it. I want to be home an hour ago and....I WANT TO BE A TREE! [y...

"My medalbearers"
lol

comhcinc wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:I managed to delete the entire quote I was quoting from.
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Reminder:
Never post at the Pit before 6 in the morning.

I managed to delete the entire quote I was quoting from.

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In hindsight, yeah, that would be good.
This was made well before all that shit kicked off.

ROBOKiTTY wrote:I get hated on cuz I'm totes adorks.

You are a master at winding people up and have a dedication level I could only dream of. I stand in awe.

Speaking of rhetorical assassin clowns, Brony is posting endlessly at Pharyngula on how successful he has been in opposing and disproving and generally destroying any Pit people who have the daringly naive temerity to try and debate his rhetorical highness. It's pretty funny 'cause he's pretty stup...

Astrokid NJ not JR :P

Skep is absolutely right about that Gravatar and it isn't subtle. Click on it and you go straight to http://en.gravatar.com/tigasukutales Seems like Avi wasn't above being a sockpuppet. Fuck me . That doctor reeeeally needs to see a doctor. :lol: Am I missing something here? That's the gravatar of ...

Ape+lust wrote:
screwtape wrote:Skep is absolutely right about that Gravatar and it isn't subtle. Click on it and you go straight to http://en.gravatar.com/tigasukutales
Seems like Avi wasn't above being a sockpuppet.
Fuck me.

That doctor reeeeally needs to see a doctor. :lol:

what what what? What am I looking at?

Well, I guess I couldn't be more wrong about Avi. He's bailed on Twitter and Facebook. Buh-bye. Time for a name change then... Along with a change in writing style? We'll see. If? He stopped adding random question marks into the beginning of his sentences it'd go a long way to hiding his online ide...

Well, 24 hr shifts do exist (though are less common for physicians, at least in the US, than they used to be). But if what he says is true, it's a shift that allowed him to spend time on twitter to the tune of ~30 tweets over the 9 hr period before that FB post, and a whole bunch more "1 d" ago. Th...

James Caruthers wrote:So I heard Avicenna makes two quid a day? Is that even possible?

That was from his blogging. Now he earns nothing. Blogging was his sole source of income.
Even though he's a fully qualified doctor who chooses to work 24 hour shifts....For free.*

*All claims made by Avicenna

didymos wrote:I notice Avicenna still hasn't changed his twitter bio, where he proudly mentions being with FTB.

Jesus Christ, give him a chance! He's just done a 24 hour shift working as a doctor for free.

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Avicenna has posted a new apology that thanks FTB on his facebook. [blockquote]I am finally off work so can craft a proper response. (Just came off a 24 hour shift) I apologise for any problems I have caused. I was being foolish and thoughtless in the way I wrote, it was never my intention to do an...

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