If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

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Hey, you cunts, I have to step inside a secured facility for a couple of days, and will have no general internet access unless I specifically sign out and back in, which is an hour-long process in itself. I will be absent except for 1-2 times per day. If anything blows up, please email slymepit@gma...

Holy batshit. ABBIE: you need to read this. You know Jenny Titwobble, the biology grad student who is a total science nerd? She twitted this: http://i.imgur.com/ZHVSITA.jpg Now, I am a male and thus I do not fully understand the ways of females. But... 1) This 'biologist' seems to believe that fema...

Holy batshit. ABBIE: you need to read this. You know Jenny Titwobble, the biology grad student who is a total science nerd? She twitted this: http://i.imgur.com/ZHVSITA.jpg Now, I am a male and thus I do not fully understand the ways of females. But... 1) This 'biologist' seems to believe that fema...

Garlic/Guest: "That's only 2 weeks after your period." Her words. Which period occurs 4 weeks after successful fertilization (2+4 = 6). Dude, it's twitter. She used "period" as a shorthand for "missed period". Yeah I'd figure that. FERTILIZATION DOES NOT GENERALLY HAPPEN DURING MENSTRUATION.

Titwobble might be using LMP. Am I going crazy here? If 'LMP' means 'last menstrual period', then restricting abortions to 6 weeks would be (average, approx) 8 weeks after LMP, not 2. I'm sorry, this all seems like simple math to me, and not something a female biology grad student would ever come c...

Meyers comments on his post: The deal is that your email addresses are confidential, and you didnâ€™t sign up so I could spam you. Also, many of the commenters ( and especially among the women, I suspect ), value their privacy and donâ€™t want me pestering them about their sex or gender. Way to list...

Garlic/Guest: "That's only 2 weeks after your period." Her words. Which period occurs 4 weeks after successful fertilization (2+4 = 6). Dude, it's twitter. She used "period" as a shorthand for "missed period". I give up. Here, read this: http://www.pregnancy-period.com/most_fertile_period.html

Garlic/Guest: "That's only 2 weeks after your period."

Her words.

Which period occurs 4 weeks after successful fertilization (2+4 = 6).

being charitable im going to assume what she meant is that it could be a mere two weeks after you realize you missed a period which is no real time for investigating and reacting, and would be complete inside the interval for any woman who may occasionally skip a cycle Nope. No way. And I agree wit...

Holy batshit. ABBIE: you need to read this. You know Jenny Titwobble, the biology grad student who is a total science nerd? She twitted this: http://i.imgur.com/ZHVSITA.jpg Now, I am a male and thus I do not fully understand the ways of females. But... 1) This 'biologist' seems to believe that femal...

This is pretty funny: Ophelia, obviously stunned by our pointing out that she is just an atheism/feminism link aggregator, has begun splitting her posts with a "click to read more" tag. But, hilariously, when you do click, you find the hidden text is just as quote-heavy and novel content-light as th...

Opeliar: get yer gums around this bit of child abuse...

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From the Shakesville Dawkins post: [NB: Not only women have uteri, get pregnant, and/or have need of access to abortion.] Bullshit. Only women have all of those things. Men do not. 'Men' and 'women' are terms of sex, a scientific description. You go ahead and create all the genders you want, but don...

Ophelia Benson: you are nothing more than an atheist content aggregator. Either deal with that and accept it, or else post your own stuff. At the moment, your internet presence is completely redundant. Thanks. Just out of curiousity, and assuming the validity of your premises, how is an â€œatheist ...

Ophelia Benson: you are nothing more than an atheist content aggregator.

Either deal with that and accept it, or else post your own stuff.

At the moment, your internet presence is completely redundant.

Thanks.

Like South Africa, Israel isn't just "another country" especially considering the influence is has on American politics, and commenting on that isn't antisemitism. It is currently occupying another people, is moving its settlers onto land in violation of numerous international laws, and now has "Pa...

ReneeHendricks wrote:
CommanderTuvok wrote:
I am totally not going to try to catch up on the board.
So, Renee, you missed the Slyme Pit Nude Male Calendar, then?
Damn it!

Tuvok had his probe out and everything.

EdwardGemmer wrote:Starting a blog. Well of course I am after being banned from every other blog except this one.

You're banned.

Please pick up your rusty Spokesgay and leave.

Aneris wrote:Check out his website! 3 Images!

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Redshirt (Character)
Red Shirt (TVtropes)

He needs to be careful, or the FfTB crew will accuse him of being dirty and smelly and ugh! Cooties!

Ooh, Queen Bee has just replied: Rebecca Watson / March 14, 2013, 7:41 pm Log in to Reply But itâ€™s 3D! Everyone hates 3D charts! Yes, Becky, well done. Because the point of this feature should be commenting on the fucking design specifics of a chart, rather than its scientific merit or even how ea...

Ooh, Queen Bee has just responded:

Rebecca Watson / March 14, 2013, 7:41 pm Log in to Reply

But itâ€™s 3D! Everyone hates 3D charts!

Revolting! The Skepchicks are revolting! Becky Whatnot has just published the latest "Bad Chart Thursday" post. It's March 14th, and this is the first update since February 22nd. She's made a hilarious joke of showing the frequencies of each digit within the first 1,000 digits of Pi, presented as a ...

Git wrote:Anyway, its time for some late night Brie. ASDA were selling off blocks of it for 39p, and it needs to be eaten. Else it will mutate and turn into...something or other.

Leave it, it might turn into something humans (as opposed to The French) would want to eat.

<snip> Remember seeing a cartoon of a couple of medieval soldiers on the battlements above the castle gate who had just poured some boiling oil over the edge, and one of them turns to the other and says, â€œThose JWs sure liven up a dull Sunday, donâ€™t they?â€ Private Eye? ??? The source, the mag...

Aren't arguments fun? I bet they are, else we wouldn't be here. Damn, I hope this place never changes! I'm not getting my usual buzz from annoying Theists and the like. I'm experiencing withdrawals. Just piss off Steers, then. That should do it. Remember seeing a cartoon of a couple of medieval sol...

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1) Israel/Palestine is a land-stealing bully. 2) Steersman is longwinded/thorough. 3) Welch is a cunt/top guy. 4) Something about pita bread, I can't remember exactly what but it was fun. 5) Catholics/Protestants should get out of Northern Ireland. 6) We don't/need an Edit Post function. Hold on a s...

LMAO - Twitter suggested that "Ophie" follow "Cunt of the Day," about which she is predictably indignant. But then she posts screenshots - today's "Cunt of the Day" is the Archdiocese of Los Angeles, yesterday was Kim Jong Un, etc. No women. So she obviously thought it was funny enough to repost, a...

welch wrote:
Also, they can out drink pretty much anyone.

You forgot this at the end: "[/rebeccawatson]".

Pffft.

Howdy Pit. It's been awhile. I've recently changed jobs and dragged myself out of a pretty lousy depression and have treated a nasty celulitis mrsa infection I contracted because of the poor conditions at my previous job. I hope to have more time again to keep up with you guys (and gals) . I was re...

Aneris wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Aneris: the lady in your user icon looks like a charming little thing. Who is she, or do you have a link to the movie it is from?

Kind regards,
My Testicles.
better you release your... energies while looking at the other images
https://www.google.de/search?q=Effy+Stonem

Danke schon.

Aneris: the lady in your user icon looks like a charming little thing. Who is she, or do you have a link to the movie it is from?

Kind regards,
My Testicles.

Anything.

A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g...except those fucking earlobe expanders.

Aneris reminded me to check out Jen McCreight's blog for the first time in a while. Here's what I got from the latest post by this self-described "pervert": As someone who was interested in human evolution, behavior, and sex, I thought that evolutionary psychology was my calling. That was until we g...

welch wrote:
Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/gaYAYWD.jpg
I love you SO HARD right now.

Rapist.

I am literally LOLing. THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. Nerd of Redhead on Meyers's blog thinks he's one of the feminist in-crowd, just because he attacks anyone who dares to ask a female commenter to back up her claims. So, he's really gone for the whole xe/xir thing, because he thinks using these non-ge...

She is 35 and her body shows every sign of being seriously abused. Including a tattoo known as a "tramp stamp". Only 35 and this is what she has done to herself! She had a few kids and lost a ton of weight. As for the tramp stamp, is this remarkable to you? She'll never be a swimsuit model, but I g...

Is P'shopping your job, Jan Steen? Or just a hobby?

Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/gaYAYWD.jpg

Love it!

jimthepleb wrote:fuck punctuation i go ee cummings from now

Hehe. You said 'cum'.

To a first approximation: welch. A simile invariably is when one compares one thing as being "like" another. (Usually with that very word, "like", as a conjunction joining two concepts.) Comparing two things as though they were rough equivalents. Which this was not. It was more an analogy by a long...

C.OM... I'd suggest trying the diabetes organisation in your area - there's always one and that should have the latest and most reliable information. Here's the New Zealand one: http://www.diabetes.org.nz/food_and_nutrition Some of the foods there might be a bit foreign but it's got general princip...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Concentrated: maybe look for WOD on google (wives of diabetes). I know there are recipies and diet advices there, at least based on a Scrubs episode. Sorry for not helping. I am not a doctor.

Thanks Phil. I missed this response when it came in (fucking 'Pit!!)

Oh, almost forgot: now fuck off.

Cunt.

Guest wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:We currently have some 55 guests here - some preliminary reconnaissance from the FfTB SWAT team perhaps?
just here for the misogyny and kittens

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It happened before in the original pit. It was about as much fun as watching slugs fall. Your simile has aroused my interest (not a euphemism), which is more than they ever managed. I have a knack for analogies . Grammar Experts: who is correct in the above quotes? I don't believe the two are mutua...

welch wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
welch wrote:It happened before in the original pit. It was about as much fun as watching slugs fall.
Your simile has aroused my interest (not a euphemism), which is more than they ever managed.
I have a knack for analogies.

Grammar Experts: who is correct in the above quotes?

welch wrote:It happened before in the original pit. It was about as much fun as watching slugs fall.

Your simile has aroused my interest (not a euphemism), which is more than they ever managed.

free thoughtpolice wrote:

Does this link work?

Yes, I was taken straight to a depraved scat video. Thanks.

Quite a few times I wished we we're inundated with people from FtB. It would be fun and I hope it happens. Oh fuck, don't say that. It reminds me of the pitiful mewling on Meyers's blog when he posts something about women, and within 5 minutes there's a commenter gleefully crowing "And cue misogyni...

Those skepchicks and their commenters are soooo skeptical. They would never just make up shit... Our friend Setarse: A semi-random question: is anyone planning on attending TAM this year? Iâ€™ve heard the speakersâ€™ list, umâ€¦I guess I could say â€˜leaves much to be desiredâ€™? Marilove: I feel as...

Becky Whatnot: Note that the last one [Tweet quote] isnâ€™t even properly addressed to me. Itâ€™s another woman who goes by â€œBeccie,â€ which is apparently close enough to the â€œBeckyâ€ many of my harassers call me in some bizarre attempt to be belittling. Dear Dick... Also, sh can't spell "sequ...

Steersman wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Here:

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Right â€“ thought that was what you were referring to, but, absent a smilie, wasnâ€™t sure.

PAGING FRANC! PAGING FRANC!

:P :lol: :o :pray: :clap: :dance: :whistle: :hankey:

Here:

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Lighthearted joke or horrible death threat against a pitter? http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/826/whatna.png Is she talking about the kid who plays basketball outside her trailer? I think she's referring to Justin Vacula Yup. I know the 'Pit is a massive and unwieldy beast, but my comment was refer...

re the Minnesota concentration... So lousy canuck is moving there? Did he win the green card lottery or is he going to be an illegal? Maybe PZ thinks he can get him to cut his lawn. About 15 yeary ago my sister and her family moved to South Dakota to a town not far from Morris and of similar size. ...

Altair wrote:Lighthearted joke or horrible death threat against a pitter?

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/826/whatna.png

Is she talking about the kid who plays basketball outside her trailer?

Yeah I believe she had a stroke or something and he is her full-time caregiver -- meals, help to the bathroom, everything. I admire him for his apparent devotion, not that it makes him less of a moronic, obnoxious piece of shit as a commenter. Might explain his behavior, at least partially. I've be...

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/03/10/sadly-its-international-womens-day/ PZ has a blog post up, still thinking the Slymepit is a collective. Honestly, though, I don't really "get" the tweet at all. Actually it's pretty bad from where I'm sitting. :confusion-shrug: Yeah, from where I'm ...

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