If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Ah fuck, hoist by my own petard: that should be :

there's a handy guide that franc posted way back.

BTW, nobody minds you making mistakes: I disabled editing, after all, but please think about keeping your posts to the minimum necessary to get your message across...

fascination wrote: Apologies, I'm still getting used to the way posting works on here.

NP: there's a =http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.ph ... anc posted way back.

And like he said, use the preview - that's what it's there for...

Request to new posters, especially fascination and Walter Ego - please don't endlessly requote previous posts if you don't need to: unless it's needed to clarify a point, please remove it, and if you are commenting on multiple separate parts of a post individually, interleave the quoted portions wit...

Guest wrote: And this recent grovelling apology:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... =75#p42432

Ah, THAT surreptittie57.

I remember that now. What a fucking mangina...

bhoytony wrote:I noticed when he last posted that oolon was more or less ignored and he didn't stick around. As I suspected he's just trolling for attention. Maybe he'll try some other way to get it.

It's the only way to deal with trolls...

Is surreptitious57 an Oolon sock? Orlon92? They certainly do have a very similar posting style, i.e., ignoring when someone posts facts that disagree with their bullshit, and just blindly soldiering on with inaccurate, irrelevant, or woefully out-of-date blather. Different ISPs, but both from the UK.

rayshul wrote:I'd also question all this "AS A MAN I CANNOT COMMENT!!!!" stuff.

Comment all you like. Vaginas don't bite.

HAHAHA MOST OF THE TIME

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sacha wrote: just how many holes do you think I have?

How many do you want?

Any more spam about Ambien and you go straight to the Sweaty Bollocks thread.

KiwiInOz wrote:
And what about we, the collective Pit. We are legion.

We Are Hogglenonymous

You could use mild cheddar. Why anybody would eat that shit is beyond me. It's the cheese version of the Church Of England. Always been Double Gloucester man, meself. I have tried some genuine PDO Cheddar from Devon - fantastic stuff. I don't know how mature it was, but the taste was both mellow an...

bhoytony wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
If it helps any, it's just as feasable to liken Amy to a gorgonzola:
I love gorgonzola on crusty bread and now you've ruined that for me as well. Can't you liken her to a Big Mac or some other repulsive crap that I have no interest in eating?

How about a week-old fish taco?

Scottish poetry, by Ewan McTeagle:

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ERV wrote:
I think Amazon doesnt make you pay tax either (might depend on the state)-- So check that out before you buy online via Best Buy.

Yes, it depends on the state. If a retailer has a physical presence in a state it creates what's known as a tax nexus, and sales tax is collected by the seller.

Mykeru wrote:As Lsuoma was kind enough to share with us his crapping out a baby otter the yesturday, allow me to give my BM report.

Hey! I di'n't say NUTHIN' 'bout it bein' no babby!

Robert Johnson: best bluesman ever. Any dissent?

John Greg wrote:HAHAHAHAHA

Clearly I have been assaulted by demon Merlot.

I thought you were channeling Twatson...

Darren wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Anyone know the correct name for the operation to change a woman into a man?
Addadicktome.

I knew it as a strapadictomy (which is ironic, since the suffix -ctomy indicates surgical removal) but yours works just fine...

And, in long form: (Trigger warning for everything imaginable) Lovely! BTW, do you know how you can tell when your sister had her period? You can taste blood on your father's dick. [youtube]04NXTLKHqtg[/youtube] [youtube]vJR3K0BEXa0[/youtube] [youtube]DDu0jMrFeZU[/youtube] The thought of Valerie be...

Anyone know the correct name for the operation to change a woman into a man?

Well, that was certainly worthy of Rate My Poo. When I turned round to take a look, I thought somebody had deposited a dead otter in the bowl. Those of you living in the Bay Area may have felt a small quake. An old fag friend once tried to explain. "You know how fantastic it feels pushing out a mon...

"So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air, and asked if she had any cooties in there."

Well, that was certainly worthy of Rate My Poo. When I turned round to take a look, I thought somebody had deposited a dead otter in the bowl.

Those of you living in the Bay Area may have felt a small quake.

I'm just off to take a massive shit. If anyone would like me to do one for them while I'm there, please PM me.

Mykeru wrote:
So, this pedophile is walking through the woods at night dragging a crying little girl by the arm.

"Oh, stop complaining", he says, "I'm the one who has to walk back this way all alone".

That horrible: you put the second comma outside the quote, when it should be inside!

BTW, abuhamster85 is posting from a UK ISP, raising the possibility of colon back again with another skin on... Does it belong to the same ISP as well? Or same as the guy that tried to dox Oolon for that matter? To be frank, I can't be arsed to look right now. I suppose that I've just doxxed abu ha...

And DEFINITELY looking like a troll...

BTW, abuhamster85 is posting from a UK ISP, raising the possibility of colon back again with another skin on...

KiwiInOz wrote:
Yeah. Not my cup of tea, either.

The "strategies" s/h/it came in with, both at A+Theism and here speak to me of someone very jejune. Still let's see how it plays out. Not impressed with the opening gambit, though...

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8486/8176163426_e608d1e401.jpg [Note, I have disguised the face of the other person in this picture to highlight the guilty. Also, because he has an ugly nose. Oh, and savour the irony of Laden's t-shirt] Plus he's wearing a Whiny-Ramics turd rund his neck - you should...

Skeeve wrote:Yeah, I can't see superhamzah85's posts being quote mined at all.

Looks like we may have a new oolon...

Al Stefanelli wrote:I updated the links page on my website. In addition to a spot on the link block for AVfM and TGMP, I added adding a nice, big, linked banner ad for the Slymepit.

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Thanks, Al!

This isn't a safe place for anybody. You live or die by your own words and (in)ability to support them. Personally, I'd be hard pressed to write an intro that reeked any more of being a baboon mole or a drive-by attention whore, but hey, I won't rush to judgement just yet. My immediate impression t...

Dick Strawkins wrote: Apparently there's no truth in the rumor that JT asked her for her hand in marriage -
and she sent it to him by Fed Express. :whistle:

/me snorted my lung up at that one.

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Ed Brayton is at Skepticon. PZ Myers is at Skepticon. Greta Christina made a virtual appearance at Skepticon. Stephanie Zvan is at Skepticon. Jen McCreight is at Skepticon. Matt Dillahunty is at Skepticon. Richard Carrier is at Skepticon. Brianne Bilyeu is at Skepticon. Kate Donovan is at Skepticon...

Pitchguest wrote:
For the uninitiated, "pissed" here means "shitfaced"

Or cunted.

welch wrote: My wife, when she got done laughing, immediately told the cast of the play she was working on at the time. They then spent all of the rest of the rehearsals sneaking up on each other and yelling "SURPRISE" whilst dry-humping each other.

Luvvies, eh? What are you going to do with them?

Pitchguest wrote:She most definitely does not have permission from Namco or the BBC to feature Pacman and the Tardis, so she can be horribly sued, and ironically slapped with a DMCA notice herself - a legitimate one this time.

How dare you be so Ableist????

Neither is the human body designed for extended us of touch screens at the normal desktop monitor position - see Gorilla Arm. Thanks for that. I was thinking on one had that I would be missing out to get a non-touch, but then, what's the value added? That you touch at the start menu and back to the...

I think touch screen is a great move forward in how computers should work. The proof of concept has already been implemented well on the iPhone. The only reason I suggested touch screen as a good idea is that Windows 8 throws you into an OS that is designed to be used as a touch screen off the bat....

guest2 wrote:Also, if you don't have a backup USB3 hard drive, I strongly encourage you to get one soon. Data loss sucks ass.

As someone who runs multiple NAS servers at home, I still also backup to Amazon S3 because I regard it as more secure than pretty much any non-data-center location.

In the instructions, hidden somewhere (I almost missed them), it tells how to make it work. For my dos program Deluxe Paint (which is located in c:\deluxe\p\dp.exe), here's what I have to do. Start Dosbox. It gives you a dos-like prompt. Type in: mount c c:\deluxe\ [enter] c: [enter] cd p [enter] d...

First Slyme Pit romance?

There was a rush for the 20,000th post: who's going for 25,000?

Florida - at last you're late to the party. Next up, let's hope, Ohio, Virginia, and all other "battleground states." I'd love to see a popular national voting system. But Romney was quite gracious, and even more so than McCain in 2008 and even even more so that Palin in the same year. BTW, for tho...

Florida - at last you're late to the party. Next up, let's hope, Ohio, Virginia, and all other "battleground states." I'd love to see a popular national voting system. But Romney was quite gracious, and even more so than McCain in 2008 and even even more so that Palin in the same year. BTW, for thos...

He'll top 300 eventually, I think. Should get FL, CO, NV, and VA. This isn't a huge landslide, but it's a solid win.

Jan Steen wrote:
The moron who wrote this calls herself Esteleth, Elen sÃla lÃºmenn' omentielvo.

Another stupid fucking starchild Tolkien worshiping douche, no doubt. Just play with your magnets and crystals, dear...

Tigzy wrote:
Not that the comparison to Oolon is entirely apt - as far as I'm aware, Oolon isn't that old.

To paraphrase Glenn Cullen, he's an eight-year-old trapped in a twelve-year-old's body.

Jen McCreight needs a talk for Skepticon and, lets face it, the talk's not going to write itself. Come to think of it, Jen's not going to write it either. It is, therefore, incumbent upon us to write it for her. (Think of it as our little donation to Skepticon2012) I've done the opening slide. http...

Server had problems, and failed over to new host.

Mykeru wrote:
welch wrote:
Outwest wrote:So tell me, the rest of you only respond to oolon for the lulz, right?
pretty much. watching him contort is kind of fun.
Maybe someone at some time who wasn't familiar with him took him seriously. But it didn't last.

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No, but seriously, how the fuck did this happen? I used to consistently enjoy reading and posting at FtB just a couple years back. I read Pharyngula every day, but never checked the comments. I probably didn't notice the rot... I'm pretty sure elevatorgate was the catalyst for all of this. Not ever...

bhoytony wrote: Ok, here's a couple of suggestions,

How to deal with mean internet assholes[3]
Tell them to cry, get your boyfriend to ban you from the internet and set your dad on them.

I'd like to see a blog-off between McCryboobie and franc.

JayTeeAitch wrote:
That really was comedy gold. (I think it's from p.24 for anyone interested).

The next time anyone is ever presented with a Seteresque wall of spitting red drivel, all they have to say is:

"~~Sorry,~~ I haven't had my sammich yet today. :( "

That thread is awesome.

Oh, and just for the record - that Transformers joke was told to me by my late, wheelchair-bound cousin. Reminds me of the Steven Hawking joke Malcolm Tucker told in "The Thick of It." "I was golfing with Stephen Hawking, he's fucking shit- he lied about his handicap. Mind you never had to hire a g...

I need to spend some time away from this place - last night I was dreaming about the Pit, and the fat lezzers belly-smashing foreplay, as referenced in Tigzy's .sig just wouldn't leave my mind...

SO fucked up.

JAB wrote:
The more I see of this, the more I think that Oolon may be one of franc's socks. (this is where I should put an evil smilie, but I won't)

Yeah, well if he's a sock, I bet it's a crusty one. You all know what I mean, of course...

Add 'creme brulee' to the list of absurd things my dog loves (incidentally, he also loves Indian food-- Hotter the better. ?????) Or try the Curry Hell by Lord Latif of Harpole . I never got up to Bigg Market myself, but at least two of my friends retired hurt from the battleground. This would be w...

Add 'creme brulee' to the list of absurd things my dog loves (incidentally, he also loves Indian food-- Hotter the better. ?????) Try the little guy on a good mutton Phall sometime: it'll take his head off. made with scotch bonnets and/or habaneros - your choice. There was this little place here in...

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