If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Okay, no worries - my fault! Still not got quite used to uMatrix yet...

That's weird. Steers' tweet above is showing, but I can't see the one I posted - anyone else see it?

Testing. There should be a tweet below this (it's not showing in the preview for me):

Ape+lust wrote:Crazy world.

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Well, he's learning. Humblebragging like a real gosh darn gurl there.

Ape+lust wrote: Single shot or bukkake blend?

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I dunno. That guy doesn't seem the cocktail type, considering how much he goes on about his beer reviews.

And make mine a tequila cumrise, BTW.

Lsuoma wrote:Richard Carrier writing under cover?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D5FJOWC/

Jism and tonic, sir? Or perhaps a Manfattan on the rocks, or a nice Mojitlero instead.

Peak Guardian is Best Guardian: Watch out, manspreaders: the womanspreading fightback starts now The pushback in the comments is a thing of beauty. From the comments: It's got to do with sexual harassment and assault because it's about a mindset. It's not just about taking up too much space on a se...

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Damn. :(

On another note, I don't know how Lindy West's legs work. It looks like they've gone down and the sideways but it doesn't look like she's bending her knees. WTF is going on there? It's a peculiar condition that a lot of our rotund chums seem afflicted with, I've noticed. A kind of fat rickets. I be...

I once read that most anal sex ( don't remember the exact %, but it was pretty high) is performed by heterosexual couples. I wonder if they think Gay sex is "gross/sick/disgusting/perverted" ? Not an expert on the matter but I'm pretty sure 'Gay sex' involves a bit more than just giving it one up t...

And fucking come on! When is Beard McBeardface PZ Myers going to be exposed, good and proper, in all the newspapers and online media, so that his name trends on Twatter. I'm getting tired of waiting. Even if he was exposed (ew), he's such a nonentity these days few will actually notice. That said, ...

It's a pity I couldn't share the video. It was bowl-cut perfection. https://imgur.com/9WoqarJ.jpg Academically stunted, Galen displayed an uncanny affinity for twaddle that was nothing short of genius. Socially, however, he was painfully shy and the target of much cruelty by his peers at Midtown Hi...

HAHA! http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=57634 The ability to remove the "clown face" from certain people will be incredibly fertile grounds for teh lulz. Just look at Sarkeesian's hideous mug! So apparently being obese and showing off rolls of cellulite-stricken fat is beautiful. But OMG sho...

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Now that is some funny shite. And Zvan, with that taking-over-the-world nonsense - mi-go, please! Unless the monochromatic aberration means it in the sense of taking over Walley World while it's out of season.

A white person slightly alters the picture of a black actress: racism! Insensitivity! The worst thing since Hitler! Apologize immediately or you'll regret it! A Muslim woman is pals with and praises known anti-semites: she sounds like the right person to lead a panel on how to fight anti-Semitism! ...

I don't know why I'm posting this here. But it's stupid enough that some people might get a kick out of it. [.youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfhkvQFjwUg[/youtube] SCRAPE THE FUCKING FLAT TOP!!! This guy is fussy, slow, and doesn't work clean. He'd drive me nuts. How prudish and puritanical...

HoneyWagon wrote:
I don't even know what to say about this one...is the caption ...correct?

Aw cute. They're having a sewing ree.

fuzzy wrote:Good morning.

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The great thing about digital cameras is that there's no film to be fogged up by radiation - as emitted by, for example, a radioactive yeti.

It's the beginning of November so that means Christmas TV ad time and for Britain's premier supermarket chain Tesco that can mean only one thing ... Muslims :dance: https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/927518411441221632 Slayers sing At a beheading And infidel Blood is glistening The beautiful ...

https://i.imgur.com/lF0W76Q.jpg For the benefit of those newer pitters who aren't familiar with the doltish legend that is Greg Laden: he isn't actually doing a nazi salute here. The image actually comes from a birdwatching site, and shows Greg indicating some hazy vista where eagles are wont to ro...

I was not going to watch the "debate". No way in Hell. Nope. No Way. Nuh Huh. Then I saw this clip on Twatter : https://twitter.com/FrankoBurr/status/928076193261273089 Now I am not so sure ... No need to watch the whole video after that, as I'm guessing it pretty much shows all you need to know. A...

The first time I get wind of Greg Laden in years...and he still manages to make a cock-up of some sort. :lol:

I swear, if Greg was among a large audience at a show or something, he'd be the one who finds the only chair which makes farting noises when you sit down or get up from it.

It's OK to be white. Not according to Caine. Oooh, be proud of your ancestors! Okay, I am. Funny how my pride amounts to “you stupid Indians, shut up! Pipelines are good!” and the like. That’s the problem with white pride, it excludes everyone else . Of course, exclusion is what white colonial prid...

Would you bone her? https://twitter.com/Eugenia_Cooney/status/873685833341120516 I'd be worried about her producing a rectal probe and inviting me aboard her flying saucer. Christ though, that is a sad sight. Good to see she's getting some negative comments in the replies - not that I think she des...

Brive1987 wrote:Immediate suicide watch and a visit to the hairdresser is in order.

With a bit of luck, she'll take up comfort eating in order to get over the 'trauma'. Girl could do with a few more calories in her diet.

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Can you imagine living with her? Why yes. Yes I can, having once been involved with a woman who possessed similarly charming qualities. Never again. Never. Never. Fucking. Again. If you want the sex, I'd recommend hiring an angry, unhinged prostitute, frankly. At least you won't have to live with i...

Can you imagine living with her? Why yes. Yes I can, having once been involved with a woman who possessed similarly charming qualities. Never again. Never. Never. Fucking. Again. If you want the sex, I'd recommend hiring an angry, unhinged prostitute, frankly. At least you won't have to live with i...

The funny thing about Melody is that if she: A: Had a brain B: Didn't take herself so seriously C: Wasn't as bone idle as a potato She actually could have capitalised on her meme-fame to push traffic to her street fashion blog and possibly make a decent little career out of it (along with rescuing s...

I wouldn't object to Hensley's self / quack diagnosis - if she followed through and locked herself in a closed room with no contact with the outside world. Oh she did. Or so she claimed. Way back when, when Melody was maintaining the narrative that she was off work sick and bed-bound with PTSD and ...

https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/925671346201247744 Nathan Lean never disappoints :bjarte: Neither does Halalcoholism. :lol: Meanwhile, on the BBCs 24hr news channel this morning, a load of talking heads were brought on to discuss the Manhattan attack. In the desperation of all involved to ...

British Tory MP & cabinet member has been hounded into delivering a grovelling apology for the heinous crime of telling a crap joke involving Harvey Wienstien. I would have more respect for any politician who just said "fuck off it was a joke" .. But I suppose it's the current year and all that. :n...

@Really?

The last picture provides a more than ample explanation for the expression Zinnia wears in the selfies above.

BTW, Parsehole has been killing it on twitter by parodying the SJW excesses of the UK police: https://twitter.com/ToneKayHaitch/status/923644158337839104 https://twitter.com/ToneKayHaitch/status/923687667350503425 https://twitter.com/ToneKayHaitch/status/923830949053378560 It says much the amount of...

I remember that. I was actually against it, since I thought that it was a bit of a dick move (and to a certain extent I still do, even though it ultimately amounted to nothing). But since the recommendation came from a Slymepitter PeeZee was able to ignore it. I for one thought it was a splendid id...

So the Neil DeGrasse Tyson accusations are making new rounds again thanks to patheos blogger David G. McAfee. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/nosacredcows/2017/10/neil-degrasse-tyson-accused-of-rape/ Who got it from a Medium blogger, Beth Winegarner (Journalist, editor, author. Bylines: Guardian, New ...

https:// anonimag . es/image/JT9sttY https:// anonimag. es/image/JT9sttH https:// anonimag. es/image/JT9sttK https:// anonimag .es/image/JT9sttj is there a way to get slymepit twitter to follow an account? I'm not the guy to ask about twitter, however here are the screenshots in a more clickable fo...

HoneyWagon wrote:I dunno. Saw this and thought it seemed ironic/humorous
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That's Becky's version of 'pointy elbows'.

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I've not read any of his books, but I have watched various YT "documentaries" at the behest of a relative who is prone to conspiracy thinking. Generally speaking I find Hancock simply makes god-of-the-gaps arguments, frames scientific consensus as "wrong" due to such gaps, then proceeds to position...

Interesting... I will have to do a google search on this Goatse. The crypto-currency stockmarket website "Meatspin" has an interesting article on Goatse coins although "Tubgirl" (a writer for competitor site Lemonparty.org) had a lot of negative things to say about it. Check out her personal blog o...

The crybilly shit in comedy is new. I don't recall the alternative comedians doing it. Stephen Fry's most famous response was 'You are offended? So fucking what?' I've no idea if Smurthwaite has even been in TV. Fry, Laurie, Mayall, Edmondson and the like were not PC at all. There was also a strand...

I saw The Thing during its first run with no inkling that I would have my world rocked. I wasn't especially impressed with Carpenter - I liked Assault okay, didn't think Halloween was very good, let alone a game-changer. My favourite of the Halloween series is the one which didn't feature Michael M...

free thoughtpolice wrote:Guess who is now an islamophile:
[.youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c53q5Yw0uhQ[/youtube]

Here's hoping it leads to that vomit faced thot ending up in a burqa.

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Jason Tweeaboo?

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Also - 'thriving'. lol

deLurch wrote:Archiving this too.

http://archive.is/8pUo5

How does she know it was him? Didn't she claim to suffer from Prosopagnosia?

It's OK When We Do It strikes again: Yes, there’s some dark stuff in the book. She is not glorifying assault, nor painting it as something aspirational, nor normalizing it, nor romantizing it, nor pretending that consent isn’t the most important part of sex. The power of consent is being explored i...

Holms

18 October 2017 at 4:08 pm

Misandryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…!

#10, 12
Are you Kirbmarc from the ‘pit? Whoever you are, you are definitely slyme.

:lol: You been lurking, Holms? So what does that make you?

Note to British readers: Iain M Banks's Culture novels are £2.99 each on Amazon at the moment. Got them all in paperback (some also in hardback) but it's handy to have them digitally. There's probably somewhere I could get them online for free but that's not my thing. Thanks for that. I've heard go...

One of the few times I've wished I was not banned there, because it would surely be a joy to remind Peez's 'horde' of Greet's 'non-consensual' sauciness. Luckily for us krsone, the friendly neighborhood POC thought-policeperson, is ready to remind the Horde of Greta Christina's thoughtcrimes: @Gili...

Oh, how short are their memories: https://web.archive.org/web/20171018175838/https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/10/18/how-to-prevent-sexual-assault/ Some responses - microraptor 18 October 2017 at 12:22 pm Side tip: don’t print fiction depicting a character being raped as being “sweet” or ...

5) Wokemong

Well, we'll also need a good name for the cards/game; something punchy & humerous. Because I'm about as funny as a fire in an orphanage, I'll float a few shitty ideas to see if any funnier 'pitziens pick up the torch... 1) Only Two Genders - deal with it! 2) Nu-Gay-Poe - The Elfwick trading card ga...

I'm beginning to think Demolition Man may have been the most prescient science fiction movie of all time.

Fucking hell. I've just been told I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I'm not joking. I'm absolutely serious. I do have mental health problems, but I'm certain I don't have schizophrenia. I've just had an interview with a mental health nurse, and she said I was listed as someone with depressive...

I don't get why people keep taking the piss out of Steersman's seduction skills and wit - I bet if you heard him in the original binary, you'd think you were in the presence of a chrome-plated Casanova.

Rats. It appears that while drowning in his self-loathing for being a white man, someone forgot to check the Oracle database regarding who is currently in the circle of orthodoxy. Caine 17 October 2017 at 3:03 pm abbeycadabra: Germaine ‘trans women don’t know what it’s like to have a big smelly vag...

Speaking of SJW males being accused of sexual impropriety with da wimminz. It turns out that Matt Myers - he of the hardened stare of a man made brutal with relentless 1d20 rolls: https://i.imgur.com/VLxGZIy.png - well, it turns out that Matt was recently subjected to such an accusation. Matt's defe...

Sam Kriss has 'fessed up. He is now - how you say? - totally getting flayed. Sam's take on the matter: https://medium.com/@samkriss/today-an-allegation-of-sexual-harassment-and-aggression-was-made-against-me-and-i-want-to-address-ecc1739d85a2 Hmmm. This sheds a little new light on proceedings: I’d ...

Hey, Any of you heard of Sam Kriss? I've heard that name, and I;ve got a feeling he's something of a SJW arsehole. But anyway, he's trending on Twitter, and there seems to be accusations, quelle surprise, of naughty behaviour. I'm off to investigate. :D Name rings a bell for me, too. He's some kind...

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