If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Konrad_Cruze wrote:Bit quiet in here today.

I prefer small pert tits to massive saggy tits discuss.

Me too.

I have been trained as an English teach to interpret the book this way... and my way is correct." Haha. I love having fights with English teachers.... they have a kind of religion they share when interpreting literature.... a sort of dogma they learned through the education system.... the humanitie...

I see the future of pz myers http://www.iflscience.org/missing-scientist-found-hiding-in-secret-lsd-drug-lab/ Thank you! The weirdest news item I think I have ever read, and will probably remain in pole position for the rest of my days! It's fake. Your previous weirdest item can go back to the pole...

I see the future of pz myers http://www.iflscience.org/missing-scientist-found-hiding-in-secret-lsd-drug-lab/ Thank you! The weirdest news item I think I have ever read, and will probably remain in pole position for the rest of my days! It's fake. Your previous weirdest item can go back to the pole...

Richard Carrier Phd. super stud wrote: The benevolent sexism of â€œwonâ€™t someone think of the poor cuckolded women whose identities will be crushed therebyâ€ is a different kind of sexism than the Slymepit-style â€œoh shit no one better fuck my property I better keep my wife away from youâ€ mal...

I try that. It didn't fit ;) http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2BHm8qDKDL._SL1500_.jpg Your new name is Comhcinc the Choad! :D Oh hang on, wait a minute, do you mean it was too big or too small to fit? :? Which every makes you happiest. These days every type gets a :bjarte: from me. Oh well,...

comhcinc wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote: The toilet paper roll test! :)
I try that. It didn't fit ;)
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Your new name is Comhcinc the Choad! :D

Oh hang on, wait a minute, do you mean it was too big or too small to fit? :?

You think he has a choad? If it was, he'd find some way to let everyone know. He could be average (and forgot to mention that part?), but he also could have a finger-dick or a pencil-dick. Who knows, other than his 'many' girlfriends, that is? Tru dat, Nectar. As big a narcissist as Carrier, PhD wo...

Don't forget 'Average Sized Caucasian'. IIRC, he only mentioned average length . You think he has a choad? If it was, he'd find some way to let everyone know. He could be average (and forgot to mention that part?), but he also could have a finger-dick or a pencil-dick. Who knows, other than his 'ma...

On a related note - Apocalypse Now: was Marlon Brando taking the piss? I say yes. Apparently, Brando showed up on set, and stayed throughout the shoot, so completely trashed/stoned/dissociative that they just filmed him rambling and slurring and stumbling and nodding off, then performed a real tour...

My preferred method for identifying colours http://abload.de/img/citadel-new-paint-ran77kdi.jpg So amy which one did you use I would say Casandora Yellow might produce the right colour Holy misnaming, Batman! I don't see how even a very thin coat of that can produce a yellow. It's orange. Hence peo...

She probably used a colour that was not a true yellow, but yellowy-orange on the mostly orange side. 'Schoolbus yellow' which is actually more of an orange. I guess to be fair to her, the brand of glaze she used might call themselves some sort of yellow. I find it funny though. I'm very fussy about...

I think Amy goofed up. From the link above... Also, the yellow SurlyRamics pendants are a very dark yellow tending toward orange. This is a natural variability in the firing process. They still look great, and we hope you enjoy them. We just want you to know you did receive the correct pendant. :lo...

I think Amy goofed up. From the link above... Also, the yellow SurlyRamics pendants are a very dark yellow tending toward orange. This is a natural variability in the firing process whenever I get shitfaced on Fireball . They still look great like my standard retard craft project crap , and we hope...

Thanks for the correction. I thought I'd copy-pastaed it from the BBC.com headline, but apparently not. _____ I also need to post a correction regarding Humphrey Center reservations for the Secular Women Work conference; I'd said a while back that the SWW conference only had a room for 36 people re...

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It's not obvious to me. Do you mean you prefer blogs or that blogs are the worse way? I hope you're saying the latter. Damion is saying that if he were to be falsely accused of rape, he would rather the false accusation come from pea-brained bloggers such as PZ Myers, rather than the justice system...

I don't think it is a remotely difficult question, given that the number of innocents in prison (and even on death row) is greater than zero. If you don't think it's a difficult question, then what's your easy answer? Blog, obviously. It's not obvious to me. Do you mean you prefer blogs or that blo...

Kirbmarc wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:
Talker wrote:Has anyone ever been found not guilty in a kangaroo blog trial?
Yeah. PZ and Lousy Canuck. :D
Ogvorbis, too.

And Sally Strange. The must have the entire .0000000002% of sexual crime claims that are false! :shock:

I don't think it is a remotely difficult question, given that the number of innocents in prison (and even on death row) is greater than zero. If you don't think it's a difficult question, then what's your easy answer? Has anyone ever been found not guilty in a kangaroo blog trial? Yeah. PZ and Lous...

What do all of you think? Courtroom or blog? I don't think it is a remotely difficult question, given that the number of innocents in prison (and even on death row) is greater than zero. If you don't think it's a difficult question, then what's your easy answer? I say blogs are worse than courtroom...

Transgender shitheads almost killed my friend Fang with this crap. He identifies as male and considers his own dressing in women's clothes & fucking other men dressed in woman's clothes to be a fetish-preference/not a "transgender" female identity. Transgenders don't consider him transgender. He co...

d4m10n wrote:
Really? wrote:What do all of you think? Courtroom or blog?
I don't think it is a remotely difficult question, given that the number of innocents in prison (and even on death row) is greater than zero.

If you don't think it's a difficult question, then what's your easy answer?

fuzzy wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:
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Brings to mind the classic palindrome:

Oh no, Don Ho

I get an instant Tiny Bubbles running through my head when I see him.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:Really? wrote:
He'll step in something slimy and slick soon, I'm sure.
What! Is he spilling his seed on the ground now?

No, that's left over from PZ fucking some poor xtian well-wisher to the ground. Funny how he hates them but wants to fuck them. To the ground. Ground.

Holy shit, Batman! I didn't even realize that there was a 1943 Batman movie. I'll have to stop calling Adam West the original/real Batman. I had no idea. :? Not a movie but a serial. It's..........okay? Better than the Captain America serial from that time. I found it on youtube. Plus another black...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
SÃ¸ren Lilholt wrote:Keaton is the definitive Batman.
I agree. Cuz Keaton sucked as Batman, and Batman sucks.

Heresy!!! Someone call Commissioner Gordon! :D

Keaton is the definitive Batman. I don't care that I'm in a minority of one on that. I'm right. You can't be right, because I'm right, and Adam West is the definitive Batman. :P You are both wrong. There is only one The Batman and that is Lewis Wilson. Holy shit, Batman! I didn't even realize that ...

http://adamwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/awnakeddvd_front_1_large.jpg (just turn your screen, it's somewhere on the other side) Oh yeah...that's really clever, how do they do it? And you're right that's frikkin enormous! It's so big that the other side of my screen is all just one colour of i...

Yes, both West and Moore seem pretty well-hung. Links please. 8-) http://adamwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/awnakeddvd_front_1_large.jpg (just turn your screen, it's somewhere on the other side) Sometimes I forget that everything in the world that can be thought of, is somewhere on google! But...

feathers wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:I had to disable the image tags above. I got the "not possible to determine dimensions" error.
Yes, both West and Moore seem pretty well-hung.

Links please. 8-)

SÃ¸ren Lilholt wrote:Keaton is the definitive Batman.

I don't care that I'm in a minority of one on that.

I'm right.

You can't be right, because I'm right, and Adam West is the definitive Batman. :P

[quote="Scented Nectar"I remember when the first Batman movie came out and I was all pissed off that they didn't use Adam West for it. I was like, no, no one else can be Batman you fuckers, how dare you! Kevin Conroy, who almost everybody agrees is the perfect voice of Batman/Bruce Wayne in various...

[.img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Adam_West_1961.JPG[/img] He looks no little bit like [.img]http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/ST.jpg[/img] Roger Moore's good looking too, but Adam West looks better. Nicer facial structure and sparkly eyes. I remember when the first Batman mov...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Surgeon visit today. Hopefully I'll know what's going on. Fingers crossed!

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Move over, Steve Austin. There's a new Bionic Man. :)

They have a comic based off that show called Batman 66. I have not read it but it seems to have some good reviews. http://13thdimension.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/BM_66_Cv11_1_25_var-11.jpg That's more like it. The characters look like how I remember them. :) It's funny, I don't remember Adam W...

So, I'm familiar only with following comic book artists/writers: Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Dave Sim, Rick Griffin. As has been pointed out, Moore and Miller could reasonably be argued to be nuts. Sim went gloriously insane in pursuit of completing Cerebus, and Griffin, like many who did way too muc...

comhcinc wrote:They have a comic based off that show called Batman 66. I have not read it but it seems to have some good reviews.

http://13thdimension.com/wp-content/upl ... var-11.jpg

That's more like it. The characters look like how I remember them. :)

Dave wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:The only real Batman is Adam West. Accept no imitations. And don't touch that Bat-channel, as they used to say.
BAM! WAP! POW!

Yeah. The best fights have those. :)

jet_lagg wrote:
Comhcinc wrote:That isn't an issue. That was in the contract for when Sony licensed Spider-man (not spiderman you pleb)
I'll suppose you'll next be saying it's "the" batman you bourgeois fuck ;)

The only real Batman is Adam West. Accept no imitations. And don't touch that Bat-channel, as they used to say.

JackSkeptic wrote:@Scented Nectar

Have you been cleaning out your cupboards and draws again?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109

I was wondering where I put those! :D

Bourne Skeptic wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:
Za-zen wrote:What the fuck did you just do to my eyes
I'm not sure, but whatever it is, can I get your retroactive consent? :?
Only if you tell us how well your "handyman" performed with your screw problem.

Hmm, by the sounds of how you worded that, we'll need his consent too. :lol:

Za-zen wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:http://www.scentednectar.com/slimepit/S ... deeply.GIF
What the fuck did you just do to my eyes

I'm not sure, but whatever it is, can I get your retroactive consent? :?

Real poster from a doctor's waiting room in South Shields, U.K. https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick/status/620968414346133504 Only women can't consent when drunk. Only men commit sex crimes. Equality for all. And remember, the law was changed so that a man can be charged with raping his wife. Quite ...

comhcinc wrote:So hey I got mes a job.

Congrats!!!!!!!! :D

Fuck!?!? And here I paid two cows for my wife. I feel ripped off. Fuck the patriarchy. Consider the following prices that IS (Islamic State) sell women/girls/children for : The least attractive were sold for $500. Same Price As: 42 inch Widescreen HDTV with 3 HDMI inputs The most exceptionally pret...

Full disclosure: I'm sitting on my IKEA lounge and can see five different pieces of IKEA furniture from here, not including the one I'm sitting on. I've just turned over the cushions in the lounge and they're IKEA. There's a grotesquely oversized railway station-style clock on the wall - IKEA. The ...

Whoa, quote fail. Here it is again. I'm not much of a faith type, but I suppose that their unfinished step 25 in the file drawers is one of those things that only a god can understand. Us mere humans are not meant to. We just have to have faith in Ikea, and know that they are right and righteous no ...

Gefan wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote: So ignorant.
You don't need to be homosexual to be gay.
#transgay?

That's a word that sums up political lesbians.

I'm not much of a faith type, but I suppose that their unfinished step 25 in the file drawers is one of those things that only a god can understand. Us mere humans are not meant to. We just have to have faith in Ikea, and know that they are right and righteous no matter how it looks to us. I feel b...

I wrote to Ikea via their webform, but they didn't seem to understand what I was asking. They simply told me that the assembly only has 25 steps, ignoring my main point which was that it was incomplete. So, fuck it. I'll buy one somewhere else, already assembled. The do-it-yourself gimmick isn't fu...

IKEA stores usually have a set-up near their customer service area, it's like a wall-mounted set of mini-bins; containing all their most-commonly-missing-and-lost pieces, and you can grab what you like... Could be worth calling first. Or emailing. You can't phone IKEA here in .au, not sure about ov...

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:Buy thinner or shorter screws, save yourself $24.

Nope. Doing this the easy way. It's hugely worth $25 to have someone else come over and fix it. I'd be guessing at substitute screw sizes anyways.

Steersman wrote::-) The way of the world, fortunately or not. Reminds me of the joke about the three phases for that "urge to merge": tri-weekly, try-weekly, try-weakly .... :rimshot: :-)

I'm at try-what-was-it-I-can't-remember?

feathers wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:If he is able to just screw them in, then I don't know, I guess I'm just not strong enough. I know, sex is supposed to just be a social construct, but The Patriarchy made my girly wrists weak. Yeah, that's it. :)
Nah, lack of estrostuff probably.

I've lost my (screw)drive!

Jan Steen wrote:I believe this model is called Bjarte. :bjarte:

Bjarte looks too happy. I was more like :( and :x and :cry:

paddybrown wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote: I know, sex is supposed to just be a social construct, but The Patriarchy made my girly wrists weak. Yeah, that's it. :)
I dunno, from puberty on guys' wrists do get a lot of exercise. Could be something in it.

Hmm... you might be onto something. :lol:

I've done a lot of factory assembly work, including from blueprints and work order instructions, so I'm comfortable with manuals and assembly guides. I should have been able to easily put that table together. I'll see what my handyman friend does. If he needs to drill it out more, than Ikea certain...

A few months before buying the table, I almost bought a file cabinet from Ikea. I looked at the instructions and went through every detailed step, making sure that I understood and would be able to do them. At the very last step, there is a problem. It shows a part being put into the bottom drawer w...

Scented, not questioning your mad IKEA skills, but is there any chance you've used some shorter screws in deeper holes, and ended up with longer screws for shorter holes? Cue Benny Hill music... :D No. The others are all flush heads and only the last step (the one I can't do) uses the round headed ...

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