If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

ERV wrote:We would be world champions of Sarcastaball.

Yeah right.

soldierwhy wrote:Oh dear, Greggy Laden has 'blocked' me on Twitter. How will I ever come back from such a terrible slight?

Oh your god! Here, rest on this Fainting Cou... Oh fuck, we haven't got one!

Hell, want to get the guys interested without much effort? Point out that it's fabric pixel art . Show them a Minecraft scene or Mario or something. Oh, and it's made using math and sharp objects, and here's how to design it on a computer. I could actually see it taking off with a subset of STEM st...

By the way, I have a few people in IT here (San Francisco) asking around, and looking into Hackbright "Academy" [snip} and not surprisingly that article making the rounds was picked up by the Huff Po: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/women-20/hackbright-academy_b_2260620.html Hackbright fellows who ju...

Just as I hit submit a little voice said: 'White Of Cock Authority? Doesn't quite work.' Curses foiled again! More coffee.

http://freethoughtblogs.com/blackskeptics/2012/12/16/nice-white-boys-next-door-and-mass-murder/ Oh dear... Sikivu's gone a bit over the top with this one. The senseless slaughter of children from the â€œperfectâ€ town may finally prompt serious bipartisan legislation to curb the barbaric gun lobby...

Skep tickle wrote:On another note, the Slyme Pit is now up to 399 members.

Does member 400 get a set of steak knives? On the other hand, with such a high party number, they'll have trouble getting the Alte Kampfer. That wont be quote mined, nah.

I'm from the land of Jake the Muss, and it freaked the hell out of me the first time I came to Oz and saw cops with guns. http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4882/oncewerewarriorsgallery.jpg Wow, your drag queens are ugly as fuck. But they sure can bitch slap. RCHe-0w9KX8] All very well for Jango Fe...

Pro-tip for cat in heat: Grab neck skin, hold firmly, massage area between tail and anus, wait for meowgasm. Should buy you 30 minutes/1 hour rest. better pro-tip: spay Quite so. If anything, human, beast or machine offers me a choice between wanking it every 30 minutes or suffering aggravation, it...

Someone else said, and I think they are quite right, that if yuo take away the guns from the people who have fun shooting folks, then the shooters will just switch to swords, hammers, whatever, to express their power. Sorry but that's a Fox News level argument. Like one of the Young Turks hosts sai...

[snip] As for the constitutional question, that always seemed silly to me. The US constitution gives (an armed militia?) the "right to bear arms". It doesn't talk about which specific arms. Presumably the authors actually meant muskets and swords, rather than glocks and magnums. But they don't spec...

Suicide is a tricky subject for me because I'm an absolutist when it comes to personal autonomy. If someone wants to kill themselves for whatever reason then I think they should be allowed to, whether that reason is a crippling injury, or depression, or whatever. I agree, as long as they are an adu...

For clarification, I should point out that in the past (in a magazine article interview), I've stated that it's a male dominated field (IT). But never that I or any other woman I have been acquainted with in the IT field have been treated horribly. Just thought I should put that out there since FTB...

It's a bit restricting when you're trying to moralise using all caps, 140 characters and beginning every tweet with "Y U NO". What a weird limitation to impose on oneself. S/h/it's posted a lot of good stuff in the past. As someone else said, the Y NO U meme works well on Twitter. Everything gets t...

Mykeru wrote:
Meanwhile: the newly leaked Laden-Svan sex tape:

http://goo.gl/nx9JF

I'll give him this much: He's a dogged little fucker... I'll get me coat.

Yeh Zac, you tell 'em.. http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu118/interloper-00/ScreenHunter_70Dec130305.jpg Stop criticising me so I can continue criticising the people who are being defended from criticism. Haha, his mind is truly addled. Hmm, at least the phrasing makes it clear that the FC(n) an...

New proposed rules for Atheism Plus: Dissent anywhere else will get you banned! "If you post on this forum and an external forum, crossover must be open and respectful on both sides. Don't post on one forum while covertly reporting your progress on the other. Don't use one forum to evade the rules ...

The Slymepit is Lex Luthor to FreeThoughtBlogs Superman! 8-) Oh yes! I love that. Yet another wonderful complement from the Baboons. Honestly, who wouldn't want to be Lex rather than the Big Blue Boy Scout? Even by Superhero standards Supes is fucking bland. And how does he live? Working for beans ...

justinvacula wrote:[youtube]lWLFCEDJFg4[youtube]

On better days...

You're a paladin! Heal yourself!

And that sort of thing is one of the main reasons I've never had a WoW account.

[youtube]LkCNJRfSZBU[youtube] I find that hilarious, but what puzzles me is that the plan was screwed as soon as Leeroy rushed in. So why the hell did the others follow him? It sounded like they were only taking the fight on to get something for Leeroy anyway. If he's going to piss on his chips lik...

Okay I should clarify. Anita's views are open to criticism just like anyone's so criticising her views are not sexist or whatever. So that's out of the way. However, I do have a beef with people who shove their opinion in somebody else's face. That can be harrassment and/or sexist. If you don't lik...

Mykeru wrote:I will donate a dollar to their future utopia in the exclusion zone.

http://i.imgur.com/paDWJ.jpg

katamari Damassi wrote:Also, how dare Shermer look at an attractive woman the way no man has ever looked at Josh Spokesgay.

You've hit the core of it right there!

Lousy Canuck authored a new post in his "Atheism is not enough" series in which he talks about the [non-] importance of his 'atheist identity' when compared to other labels and the atheist community. In the comment section, Crommunist weighs in: http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/2012/12/11/at...

"Pit Crew" Dammit. Once again the penalty for editorial integrity must be paid!

I'd like to have other people's opinions, but the way I'm reading it, he didn't say atheism or skepticism were a guy thing, he said that "standing up and talking about it, going to shows about it, being intelectually active about it" was a guy thing. He was stating/implying that men tend to be more...

Well, it's like beating a dead horse, but here's one from Setar at A+ forum: The victim-blamers are the harassers Opening post, with link to [url]http://www.livescience.com/13654-victim-blaming-sexual-harassment.html Actually, a quick skim suggests precise the reverse conclusion i.e. The harassers ...

Re: the 'penis-cream' rape case. If any of that is true, it just yet another example that some people are too stupid to breathe on their own, without checking the instructions stapled to an appendage. Two thoughts came to my mind: 1. A man learns that a woman has "a rash of white spots between her ...

Mr Danksworth wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

"You didn't even know what a 'chaise lounge' was."
Maybe she knows what a chaise longue is though. 'Chaise lounge' is a term devised by monoglot illiterates too lazy to look up 'chaise longue' in a fucking dictionary.

Otherwise I liked it.

Tony Parsehole wrote:
cunt wrote:I think he deliberately posed with a cat hiding his genitals and you're all buying into one of his devious schemes.
Yes. Just like Oolon downloading kiddy porn and therefore trolling the shit out of us.

Where is oolon anyway? I miss him.

Take better aim.

Tigzy wrote:I think Brownian might be one of those Ebay reflecto-porn fetishists.

For sale. One cat...

One used cat. Oh yes, used, used and cast aside!

Al Stefanelli wrote: Or, if you prefer something a little more elastic:

http://www.wcoa.info/crypt_keeper.jpg

Proof that really ancient and powerful vampires have no fear of the sun.

Though on another level, I have a certain sneaking admiration for the sheer amount of 'fuck you' on display here.

Who is SharkCried? Halffish? HaifischGeweint is German for "Shark" (Haifisch) and "Cried" (Geweint) so translated directly it's "Shark Cried". But Half Fish works too. Seriously, though, this site is doing a huge service right now to the scientific community. Except for that whole caveat that we're...

Thank you oh thank you Sony Corporation for the most patronising and unhelpful error message I have ever seen:

http://i.imgur.com/PfxnF.png

Why is there only an "OK" button when this box obviously needs a "Fuck off" button?

Jonathan wrote:Couldn't help but laugh along with this. It's just so absurd.

Precisely the response they deserve and precisely the one that will make them shit blood with rage. Humour is Kryptonite to SJWs.

And you HAVE to make sure to include "Hugsgate" on there, franc. http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3159 Justicar's video about it has him busting out laughing several times because it's so damned ridiculous. And it is. Jesus Christ. You didn't link it? It is the best Justicar video ...

ReneeHendricks wrote:
Al Stefanelli wrote:I actually just changed the image, as I am not sure who owns it - and not used in parody or other fair use way it was just an invitation to a DMCA notice. Now, a generic white cock graces the temporary splash page.
Damn! I like the other one.

You'll get the cock you're given and like it!

In other news, Amazon is odd. I was trowel-ling away on one of my searches for history books. Specifically those by Robert Conquest. (Please note, I didn't run a search on the terms 'arctic' and 'death', I was searching by author): http://i.imgur.com/K1JLY.png And Amazon, ever perky and helpful deci...

I luuuurv Garfunkel and Oates. Are they chill girls? I didn't realize. But.... Wait a minute! They are sex positive, and Dan Savage likes them, and has them on his podcast sometimes... and PZ Myers is a fan of Dan Savage. Oh, what a tangled web we weave... Apparently they are not chill girls: [yout...

Irony (typically) lost on feminists... As I mentioned when the original protest video was posted, the little darling don't know it, but they're quoting Mao Zedong. Of whom Harrison E. Salisbury said in The New Emperors: China in the Era of Mao and Deng : "[F]rom the mid-1960s to the early 1970s" â€...

http://skepticink.com/justinvacula/2012/12/09/conflation-of-criticism-with-mass-murder-freethought-blogs/ New blog post concerning recent posts from PZ Myers and Taslima Nasreen in which they conflate criticism of feminist thought with mass murder I posted this on Nasreen's blog, where it is in mod...

Because Misogny! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/9729588/Mommy-Porn-How-dare-men-put-down-womens-sexual-fantasies.html "The difference between the way male and female fantasy is explored â€“ itâ€™s interesting. Look at male fantasies: Lord of the Rings, Batman, The Avengers. Itâ€™s lauded....

I don't like to say this about people, because a lot of times people can really rub me the wrong way and then turn out to not be all that bad, but I think she's just a shabby, lousy person. It's that little bit about "makes terrible music that no one listens to." She hired a private investigator ju...

Mykeru wrote: http://www.freeasinspeechnotbeercreditr ... gaydar.jpg

(Actually I did a GIS for "Gaydar" and saw this. DAFUQ?)

Hmm. Going out in public wearing only underwear and a Pedobear mask? Open to mis-interpretation guys.

ERV wrote:Unless, of course, you are Melody Hensley who does NOT LIKE DOG PENIS. MELODY HENSLEY DOES NOT LIKE DOG PENIS.

She just hasn't met the right dog yet.

When I saw that, all I could think of, was how the horde would react if the sexes were reversed and they were talking about boob size instead of penis size. They would be screaming about how sexist and racist it was. And about the evo-psych-like parts of it. They would use the word objectification ...

bhoytony wrote:He/she/it/xe/xir/hir/them forgot to include cannibal in that little description. I know we are all misogynist, racist, and ableist here, but is there a specific 'ist we need to call ourselves when we oppress the poor downtrodden cannibals?

Anthropophagophobic?

d4m10n wrote:Fuck yeah I'm Realistic Jesus!

All hail our Lord and Saviour. Fetch the nails!

I'm somewhere between Lawerence of Arabia and Powdered Ladyboy. Husband is alcoholic pink. So, you're a realistically sick Bolivian Jesus? I'd always suspected that you were. Myself, I'm an almost dead traumatised White, with the hint of the Devil's nectar being all that lies between me and the gra...

rayshul wrote:Absolutely, we should judge everyone by their colour!! If you don't that's PRIVILEGE.

I think this may help:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8223/8254 ... 6bf9eb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Zw2Ni.png Says she who just quoted Minchin and won't say "boo" to her little bud Rhys, both of whom will blister your ears with "CUNT" whenever it suits them. You're too old to be acting like a child, Ophelia. Just a minute. At least one of the cunts and bitches here in the Pit i...

I have a Kukhri House Panawal and Chitlange plus the McCurdy knife. The Panawal is intended for ax work and the chitlange is basically the nepalese machete. Both were custom made to fit my hand. You can specify weights, handle diameter, etc. Higly recommended. The spine of the things are a centimet...

Tony Parsehole wrote:Can somebody who isn't banned from pharyngula post this over there? I think it would cause maximum lulz.

I've assumed that the regulars are pre-banned since Pez Zod announced his filters.

These anonymous cowards who shriek affrontedly about capitalism and the crimes of Israel against the Palestinians - to me, every one of them has the name Ilich RamÃrez SÃ¡nchez. ...well actually, no they don't. But that's because I haven't (quite) gone full retard like Myers has. How many Israelis...

That said - it's a completely ludicrous thing to say. By that token, as others have noted - all atheists are cowardly wannabe mass-murderers. I also find it slightly weird that he's using terms like 'cowardly' and 'fear' and 'shame' to talk about (what he thinks are) potential mass murderers who ha...

Sure it is. Do you think you're being ironic with that statement? Indeed I thought so, I didn't know Post Modernism even existed Count yourself lucky. I was fortunate to evade it during my Philosophy undergrad days. It's an infinite well-spring of stupidity. I would like to see those guys stand in ...

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/869/sinttulout.png Why does reality dare to oppose their preconceptions and ideas! If something is related to social justice, it doesn't matter if it's true or not! :doh: Reality is just another tool of the patriarchal oppresion! Sure it is. Do you think you're being ...

I'm sorry, in which universe preferring STD-free partners constitutes discrimination? In every universe it is discrimination. But it is neither an illegal nor immoral form of discrimination. It is quite sane. People seem to conflate discrimination with racism since the words are frequently paired. ...

Of those only three bloggers are qualified working scientists, Mano Singham (who isn't part of the social justice warrior militia), Comrade Physioprof (who seems to be a recipe obsessed lunatic who seems to use a lab monkey with a nervous twitch to write his posts for him) and, of course, Peezus. T...

Yup, a couple days after @simonknowz (husband of Melodramatic Melody) was patting himself of the back for getting @elevatorgate suspended, they managed to do it to me too. I've responded to Twitter so then can investigate. It may be a coincidence that all these suspensions seem to revolve around Me...

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