If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Your anus can chew? Yours can't !?!? Err...yeah, course it can. I was just...testing you. (Katamari, how do I stop Commie's anus ripping my cock to a lump of gristle when the inevitable finally happens? What are your gay secrets to protecting yourself from chewing anuses?) That's easy. Have him tak...

When it comes to corn cobs, it doesn't matter if you take it as a suppository or orally, you're still going to see yellow kernels covered in poop.

He's not that great of a businessman, with several spectacular failures and bankruptcies under his belt. Hasn't he had so many businesses, though, that 4 bankruptcies amounts to a failure rate of less than 4%. From that angle, the bankruptcies actually sounds like fantastic success to me; being abl...

"Liberal" is a strange word. In the UK, it means anything from "vaguely well-meaning" to "supports civil liberties". In most of Europe it means "pro-free market capitalism". Among the American right it seems to mean something like "totalitarian". There's John Stuart Mill 'liberal', then there's the...

Insert Mykeru image of woman throwing up.

It's telling that he feels the need to defend that at all. I was leaning towards who cares, but if Dillahunty thinks it's worth defending…

Let's start the betting pool for how injured Phil will be when we next year from him.

I'm guessing mauled by a mole.

What happens when any of them are bleeding out of their whatever? Particularly the second last one. That person make me want to buy gold.

I thought The Matrix was a telling of the long standing "brain in vats" idea of reality.

Just as long as the 4 year olds don't have sex tapes.

This seems semi-relevant to the current topic.

Kirbmarc wrote:I fully expect that other iconic movies from the eighties might be remade or get sequels/prequels anytime soon. Maybe Back to the Future will be next.

The guy behind Back to the Future has said "over my dead body" to a reboot/remake, so that cash cow will have to wait until he carks it.

snip Thanks, I can scratch one more item off my bucket list: "28. Ask Phil what FCD stands for." There's one way down the list that's already giving me butterflies: "80. Receive anal." ... It's going to be the undertaker's assistant at the rate you're going. I'm not sure I ever want to see 'anal' a...

I thought you had to go to bed.

Especially after WWII.

That's gotta be Parsehole.

I just want to smack this sniveling dumbfuck. Repeatedly and hard. This victimhood-fetishizing, anti-freedom-of-speech, trigger-warning safe-space culture on college campuses needs to fuck off. Now. Vladimir Putin must be watching these antics with glee, planning an invasion as we speak I expect! I...

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/slymepit-breeding-ground-for-mra-neckbeards.18058/ The Pit has achieved apotheosis - there's now a dedicated Slymepit.com thread on the farms. But quick, don't let anyone know about the inner forums/back channel... I've seen Kiwi Farms mentioned a few times. What is it? A...

Green was great at one point. If I'm not mistaken, she was a recovering Mormon when she started making her very sane videos. I also liked her videos where she would show off her cleavage and cheerfully lecture about how her cleavage is just cleavage and the viewer should just deal with it instead o...

Didn't James get all weak over Anita? That rings a bell. Might look it up for historical accuracy. I'm on a rare run of being up to date with the Pit (usually somewhere at least several pages behind), as I've been crook and was off work for three days this week. I understood Picard got tired of bei...

The Australian news is saying that a single Republican contender could take on Trump as he isn't pulling more than 50% anywhere - and that Sanders is in it still only because he is a true believer who thinks he can push Clinton to the left. Meanwhile I had to replay Cruz twice asking people to "Pra...

The problem is that this is where you really do need a united Europe. I think that the flood of people from the Middle East and Africa is going to get worse as climate change kicks in. Europe has three choices either: 1. Accept them all and figure out the most equitable way of distributing the peop...

I'm sure that this would be would be viewed as certain heresy in some quarters, but I find Chris Rock massively irritating and really not funny at all. I haven't seen a large amount of his stuff, but I think enough to have an opinion, and I'm not impressed. Do I need an extended stay at my nearest ...

My porn life really began when I discovered Penthouse in the late 1970s. At the time there were three main porn mags. Playboy was going for "tasteful", Hustler was going for full hardcore, and Penthouse had well photographed models in more hardcore poses. Penthouse was my favorite at the time. Mine...

This was linked on Breitbart , but I think if we had a few more people in the Middle East with this attitude, we'd have fewer Steersmens. "Imagine a Western youth coming here and carrying out a suicide mission in one of our public squares in the name of the Cross. Imagine that two skyscrapers had c...

rayshul wrote: Every playboy centerfold.

The literal reading of that was not what I expected.

Pointy, though.

Will John be on to berate?

I probably should have breakfast then.

The whole linguistic Muslim / Islam thing is a minefield. Obviously unapplied, confrontational Islamic belief is completely abstract. Ie it only has RL meaning when 'done' by Muslims. And when criticising cultural behaviour, its easier to say "Muslim" than "Muslims that apply Islamic belief stringe...

While sick in bed the other day, I was wondering: Regarding the migrants/refugees crises and the vast amount of people coming in mostly by road and small boats, what are the measures taken for risks of non-local deceases and parasites hitching a ride as well? There doesn't seem to be any measures o...

Brive1987 wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:Not I would want to encourage your self-doxxing - but I think you will have to specify a time zone to work this out.
Apparently "tomorrow" is the most useful description.
But GMT+11 works as well.

Wait, I thought it was the day after tomorrow?

Jesus it's like you people have lives and family and shit. http://i.imgur.com/b0XgycG.png Yeah? You have a ferret. People will go anywhere to be with a ferret. Shaddup and let him sell it. http://imgur.com/wpyIpEP.jpg I don't believe that is who it says it is. No wrestling going on in the backgroun...

Jesus it's like you people have lives and family and shit. [img.]http://i.imgur.com/b0XgycG.png[/img] So far only four people have signed up for Saturday and I still don't have a time. Happy birthday! Belated at this point. Re Skype: I am hoping to set up,an alternate Skype, as my current handle co...

Did Merkel not realize what a disaster she was creating? She's either incompetent or malevolent. I tend to go with the former; never underestimate the German ability, particularly in the older generation, to feel oppressive guilt for WW2. Too many older Germans think Germany cannot be absolved and ...

Fresh from squeezing out the latest edition of the confusingly named "Model View Culture". "Model, View, Controller" is a common programming approach. You have an underlying model of the data you want to represent, a view onto that data, and a controller that converts user input into changes to the...

Another major undercurrent that's been boiling for a while is the tension between nationalism and globalism. Globalism has been pushed hard by western governments for at least a few decades, but I think the population is still largely nationalist. I know I am. To some extent, this explains both Trum...

free thoughtpolice wrote:Not a new video, but Mrs. Buntzums really blows a well known sexist's argument out of the water :drool:
[youtube]xNtSjSsoAaY[/youtube]

Right, time to work out the foes list to add you to it.

Students hate the black cock of authority:
http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign ... es-nigeria

That's only because I haven't PM'd Nec for edit button privilege.

My initial reaction was 'Awesome, Apple!' But then I began to think through the implications and it all gets a bit murkier. Sam Harris's analogies weren't exactly spot on as gas been pointed out above, but he does raise the essential point of whether us all having a digital place the courts can't g...

... Apple already records a shit-load of its customers data and sells it to third parties. iPhones can track their customers movements, purchases, even the amount of exercise you take. Yes, but customers have consented to this. An important distinction. There is, of course, more to the issue than e...

Well, at the risk of getting into an analogy battle, it more like the police requiring a disinterested neighbor to open the door so they can get in because he happens to have the ability to hack the lock (Lets assume the lock explodes and destroys the property if 3 failed attempts are made to enter...

Shatterface wrote:Riker's Beard?

[youtube]Ck-VIA1GUCY[/youtube]

Okay, I'm awake now. Is it still going on?

I just want America to be great again.

Bourne Skeptic wrote:
Keating wrote:I'm not waking up at 6am on a Sunday for anything.
https://assets.rbl.ms/2549744/980x.jpg

Anything?

Nup.

In that case I wouldn't have gone to sleep the night before.

Brive1987 wrote:Id keep it at the original time. FUD will kill all hope.

6pm on Sunday would be fine with me.

:hankey:

dog puke wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:

:twatson: Ape... you magnificent denizen of the slyme - I award you an honourary dogship. :twatson:

Indeed, this is one of your best. Had me smiling almost as much as this.

comhcinc wrote:Today is the last day for input for the upcoming hang out that is happening on Saturday. So far this is what we have:

Saturday 20th 2pm Eastern Time (US) using google hangouts.

I'm not waking up at 6am on a Sunday for anything.

My internet has just been shaped. I had a lot of hope on the NBN coming through.

Canberra in a nutshell: http://citynews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/skywhalescreen.jpg what is this i dont even I think it might have something to do with this: http://www.happywink.org/balloon-fiesta.html Every nation's capital should have a festival that celebrates bags filled hot hot air. ...

Canberra in a nutshell:

http://citynews.com.au/wp-content/uploa ... screen.jpg

Maybe Twitter is just homophobic. First Milo, now Fry. Which gay will they try to drive off next?

If the Fascist Tit is now not alone, does that make Based Zebra, Fascist Zebra?

Brive1987 wrote:Interesting intrusion of "mansplaining" into Australia's federal parliament.

.............

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/ ... mr3u5.html

Yeah! ACT represent!

Lsuoma wrote:
SAM_2907.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

As an audience member, I listened and believed.

In Hawaii on a layover. DLd the livestream and will be watching it on my next flight. I have about 6-7 pages of catch-up to do, but I'm past the bit where everyone said DayDays did OK, so thanks to him and everyone else who participated. I'm going to ping Tf00t to see if he might like to do a hango...

free thoughtpolice wrote:What are the chances the Repubs will block Obama from replacing Scalia and demand they wait until they elect the next president? :think:

Why would Trump pick?

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