If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Airborne? Crazy notion. Got my appendix out this weekend. As I was getting wheeled into surgery the surgical nurse told me that my Covid test came back negative. I asked if it would have made a difference if it had come back positive. Oh damn, was I glad I tested negative. I would have been intubate...

https://www.bullshido.net/anatomy-of-a-catastrophe/

A fair assessment. Everyone made poor choices.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ I can't believe I've been shitposting for two decades.

I can. Practice makes perfect, and you are damn good at it.

‘White Supremacist Domestic Terrorist’ -- so says a member of Congress The media is being a bit more cautious than Pressley about flinging the shit at the shooter. Perhaps all the bucks being given to the Covington kid has caused the business side to keep a bit of a tighter leash on the talking head...

She must be a good pick based on my philosophy that anything that pisses off fanatics of both sides of an issue must be a fair compromise. Nuts on both sides are calling this beyond the pale and projecting it to be the root cause of Trump's reelection. Still surprised. Guess Biden's nurses are figur...

Let's not argue about who policed who. Let's just agree that Dr. Stella appears to be a nutter. Her main sites appear to be down right now (mixture of load and IT incompetence from what I can tell), but even the teaser bit from scribd is enlightening: https://www.scribd.com/document/75464524/Firepow...

Rudel? Armor doesn't count. Hartmann or nothing.

1. Go go Screwtape.
2. Ahhh, Steers. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
3. Root canals? Temporal coincidence or are teeth something involved in this?

They really think these are deliberate 'attacks'? They need to go back and watch some Truck of Peace videos for comparison.

Local rag had a guest opinion piece from an African American college student. In the piece he recounts the horror of growing up in a racist country and relates two anecdotes that will "forever sit with him." 1. Little League. Only time for one more at bat and he and this other kid were the last ones...

Everything is racist. Wasn't there a line in The Incredibles that would be relevant about now?

https://www.polygon.com/2020/6/10/21287 ... ds-apology

Juneteenth is now paid holiday for my firm.

Never thought that corporate appeasement of the woke would actually benefit me.

So true. Confess your sins and they just shove you further into the meat grinder. Seems like a good quote to use before presenting this: https://www.oregonlive.com/silicon-forest/2020/06/digital-trends-portland-tech-site-faces-twitter-outcry-over-coos-gin-and-juice-party.html The only actual sin pr...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ I wonder if PZ has anything of value I want?

Unfortunately, I doubt it.

Now that he has moved on from fish to spiders, he may have some left over herbicides. I've got a patch of land infested with Galium Aparine that I am willing to nuke and start fresh.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ The fuck?? You joined in Oct 2012 and only have 22 posts. Step it up, man! Step it up!

Some of us believe in quality over quantity.

Womxn rising. Hear me roar. The future is female. Strong womyn scare weak men. And then there is this. https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/06/us/florida-university-bartenders-date-trnd/index.html Posters hanging in the restrooms of about a dozen bars and restaurants in Boca Raton, Fort Lauderdale and Jupite...

Were his sins so egregious they have already been memory holed and must never be spoken of or were they so subtle the non woke can't even find them?

The word.

Hell yes, we're gonna confiscate your lathe, drill press, C&C machine...

A week ago the 2019 Hugo winners were announced. For some reason the mainstream press appear to have given the announcement a collective, "Oops, did that happen." Counter revolutionists. There will be a reckoning. Fortunately our own glorious media sources such as The Mary Sue and Boing Boing were t...

In June the UK Advertising Standards Authority acquired the power to nix ads using depictions of gender "that are likely to cause harm, or serious or widespread offense." https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/14/media/uk-gender-stereotypes-advertising-ban-scli-gbr-intl/index.html Claims were made that they wo...

The headline alone: https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/mass-shootings-dayton-el-paso-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-14279678.php The past six months have driven away all fucks about the left talking shit about him? Cause he had to have known this was going to bring out the knives and the fainting couches.

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/nitec ... index.html

Nightcaps. I was unaware that keeping your head warm at night was a black thing.

What are the charges? How is the identification being validated? IP addresses are not enough, and unless Tardbook can definitively link you to the account, there is reasonable doubt. What he said. IPs are shared at multiple points all the way down to your own house. Blame the kid. He'll do less tim...

India is admitting to losing one: Mig-21bis

Not seeing any other specific airframe call outs.

I'm more intrigued by the fact that the company makes bulletproof glassware. I hate to think there's a market for that. *ponder if the reporter actually believed that* Bulletproof is just a marketing nickname for the product. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61n134F3L%2BL._SY500_.jp...

Bhurzum wrote: ↑
MarcusAu wrote: ↑I dunno. If I was going to pick a fight - I'd give myself at least reasonable odds against most cancer patients.
Also, if you win, you'd earn virtue points for beating up skinheads...

(I'm going to hell for this 'un!)

Been a while since I have seen a BPE awarded....

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2018/09/30

And I hate his money going to Wizards of the Coast, a group of snivelling, self-righteous assholes. I had one lecture me on the spirit of D&D when I was playing before he was born. Out of curiosity, what is the spirit of D&D? Asking as someone who likely was also playing before the WotCie was born....

He'd be a complete nobody with no audience, not even among the woke. He'd certainly never would've gotten a Panda's Thumb column, no ScienceBlogs slot, no reputation among any circle however small or fringe (e.g., Skepticon) as an expert on evolution. His academic record is so undistinguished, his ...

racism is prejudice + power As Serena Williams threatened that the umpire would never work again, she was clearly the one with the power. So she , by definition, could not have been a victim of racism Fool. Is is known that power derives only from broad demographics and not anything as simplistic a...

Nike are smart. They are headquartered in Seattle... which is no excuse but does explain a lot. Headquartered in Beaverton, Oregon, considerably more conservative. Beaverton being butt up against the affluent west hills of Portland which is in turn butt up against the Portland maximum density SJW a...

Gender inclusive?!?! Calling it a front hole privileges the structure, implying that the "back hole" is secondary and inferior thus privileging the possessor of a front hole over those possessed only of a back hole. It's fucking trans genocide! We all have front holes. Mine just happens to be rathe...

The story of the road raging man who assaulted two lesbian women in central Oregon got a fair amount of press coverage. Broke the arm of one and knocked the other unconscious. Not to my surprise, there was a call for pitchforks and torches for this prime example of toxic masculinity. To my surprise,...

What the actual fuck? They're closing because they don't make enough money to sustain the business. What kinda crazy reason for a business to fail is that? They clearly said their white cis feminist roots were just too much for a feminist bookstore to overcome. I am actually starting to wonder how ...

Progressive cause heads are remarkably adept at embracing, extending and then extinguishing their own. http://www.oregonlive.com/tv/2018/06/portland_feminist_bookstore_in.html Feminist book store in Portland closing. Its main claim to fame is that it served as a frequent setting for skits from the P...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/28/busi ... women.html

*giggles hysterically* As someone who may be watching this shitshow from the inside, the boots on the ground perspective may be slightly different.

I had heard about this but had no idea who Joy Reid was, so I didn't really care. I get why this again shows SJW hypocrisy, but I think people should be allowed to change their views after 10 years or so. Complete agreement. Even I have, while of course having been completely 100% right on an issue...

Joy Reid. The SJW do not always eat their own. Sometimes any half-assed excuse and notpology will be sufficient should the transgressor both possess acceptable physical attributes and still be of sufficient use to the cause. Short backstory: Less than friendly commentary about gays were discovered i...

I have worked for five years for a rather large Oregon based company that specializes in sportswear. One item that consistently comes up in our annual 'why are we dysfunctional and we are really going to fix it this time' surveys/programs/training sessions/pep rallies is: Communications. Not timely ...

Just added Helping Hand (Steers Poe??) as a foe. See how EZ that was ??? Oh no, I weep in my fucking cheerios you fucktard. I am not going to foe you. I am going to rag on your fucking ass whenever you post, annoy the rest of the Pit and kamikaze myself into oblivion. I don't fucking care anymore. ...

You know, how about you just shut up Barbie. I would rather take years of Steers rambling on about his philosophies (oh yeah, I have) than read your petty personal shit talking one more time.

Shatterface wrote: I think we've found the issue which divides the Pit democrats from the authoritarians. I don't remember so many coming out before and saying fuck the populace, the government knows best.

Fetching the rusty porcupines.

I am so excited. We haven't had any heretics around these parts in years!

Lsuoma wrote: Steerzo is getting VERY close to being Wonderized.

Steerz Lives Matter!

I will post firmly worded rants on social media if Sterzo gets Wonderized.

If I had social media accounts.

Visual and personality. It is uncanny.

Therefore, I was lying, even though, details aside, Washington freed his slaves. Fucking brought it up a month later on a different blogpost on an entirely different subject. That's a thing with the SJWs, equating disagreement with lying. It's fucking pathological. Yep, even before I had the term S...

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/05/politics/hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-what-happened/index.html Bernie's fault. Misogynists' fault. Bernie Bros' fault. Obama limited me. It is the terrible and awesome thing about the SJWs and their friend's in the left -- the utter inability to rationally look at why...

Cautiously tried to talk to some nonSJW leaning coworkers about the Google kerfluffle today. The narrative has thoroughly been etched in stone. None have actually read the original document and none felt the need to do so for fear that the indelible taint of misogyny might tarnish their immortal sou...

Public plea: Would the BC pitters quit sending their smoke to Oregon? Between 20% humidity from our recent heat wave and the heavy smoke layer the Talking Pretty Heads on TV are blaming on BC forest fires, HelpingHand no longer has functional lungs. Speaking of BC, perchance any Pitter going to be a...

Fighting a fascist regime is hard work. When's a guerrilla got time to shop for Fluevogs? The Fluevogs come with victory. As a great warrior once said: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women as you take their Fluevogs. I bet Ivanka has a closet in a ter...

Suspect is a caucasian female in her early thirties, approximately 5'9", 265 lbs, with black, balding hair cropped short, and a five-o-clock shadow. Last seen wearing a sexy black mu-mu with spaghetti straps, red pumps, and running like a dying hippo desperately trying to hold in the Hersey Squirts...

Somehow I thought this appropriate for the discussion of "Do SJWs enjoy things."

http://oglaf.com/annals/

Pic is not edited. Straight from The Independent. http://www.independent.co.uk/s3/files/styles/article_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2017/06/13/10/gettyimages-491300218.jpg http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/roxane-gay-mamamia-no-filter-podcast-interview-size-hunger-mia-fre...

#32 Rat wrote:
:lol:

That's wonderfully horrible.

Wow.

That's what my mom used to say.

Billie from Ockham wrote:Ah, fuck. Being a pedant and then typing "then open" for "the opening" is pretty pathetic.

That's Ok. You are not American, and thus a non native English speaker, so have lower expectations for you.

Kind of like women in computer science. There there, at least you tried.

I apologize in advance, Lsuoma, for being some sort of Nazi, but could you please switch "gazest" to "gazeth" in the title of this thread? Nope. This is the Pit. We own our mistakes and do not memory hole them. If the executive officer of the week wishes, he can submit to the special bi-weekly meet...

one-womans-brilliant-fuck-you-to-wikipedia-trolls War, war never changes. Strange rat person, I made it to: Across the internet, trolls disproportionately target women and members of other underrepresented groups. Seem to recall all the actual data acquisition has shown the men receive more shit on...

This is very familiar. A professor bravely puts their head above the parapet, is in the right and is protesting an obvious problem, and their fellow colleagues throw them under the fucking bus. Purge the fucking lot of them! Vote HelpingHand for God 2020. I promise it will be just like the Rapture,...

And for the record, I ditched work early. The new director of the penetration testing team has zero penetration testing background (as a pen tester or a manager of pen testers), has great technical misconceptions and will not listen to seasoned pen testers. So first Friday afternoon cocktail was 99...

Oh, and the Rock am Ring festival is being evacuated for a terror alert... http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170602172447-rock-am-ring-festival-evacuated-exlarge-169.jpg And jihadists masturbated to this photo like the Commander with a photo of a PZ Meyers in a kindergarten classroom with a ...

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