If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

What was the name of the dog in Dambusters again? Don't say it though!! A Tory MP, just down the road from me in Newton Abbott, Devon has been suspended for saying "Nigger in the woodpile" in Parliament.

She should have said "cunt" instead, don't you think?

Hope no pitters in British Columbia are near the forest fires, just seen a report on the news. Stay safe, shitlords.

@rayshaul, excellent counterpoint. I will consider that. My ill formed counter thoughts are: * Is it simply more difficult or impossible? Skin stretches. Doctors balloon out skin segments for grafting all of the time. * Female to Male have a much more difficult time of slicing up a penis with less ...

This may seem neither fish nor foul to some - but it still sounds American to me. Can anyone hear any West Country or Cornwall in the dialect? [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI[/youtube] I can definitely hear a Cornish style burr in there. The lady with the sunglasses even sounds...

I've just watched an interview on the BBC breakfast show with one of the women that uncovered the Rochdale grooming gangs and the CPS prosecutor that finally did something about it. The BBC made a drama about it recently, called "Three Girls". In a 5 minute interview and a clip from the drama guess ...

Ape+lust wrote: http://imgur.com/QZ6gizv.jpg

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Fuck me Ape, It's too early here to go down another crazy troon rabbit hole.

Do you own a condo or do you rent it? Condo? Who do you think I am Jack Tripper? I'd call it a pied-à-terre - except I'm not French and can't quite manage that level of pretension. It's a flat (translation: apartment). I own it. Ouch! big service charge on your horizon. However I am surprised that ...

"Watch your language. Watch your language" = Don't criticise Islam. :naughty: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCwFptBjbc[/youtube] Ha ha, don't get me wrong, I think Piers Morgan is a cunt like most people do, but that was well played, pulling up that taqiyya spewing wanker like that. Bra...

Fucking news outlets throwing the I word around with abandon (Islamphobia). Surely now the best thing is to carry on as normal, right?

That poor fucking dog has been irretrievably broken. http://i.imgur.com/qTEzs7u.jpg Why is she pulling turds out of its arse in the first place? If your dog needs to do its biz, then you just leave it alone to get on with it, right? If, however, you find yourself having to manually help it along, t...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg/1280px-Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg.png http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/28/article-2380322-1A73B364000005DC-783_306x423.jpg https://img.rt.com/files/2016.06/original/576140d2c361887c6d8b458c.jpg She's your ...

Copyright probs, try this one instead.

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Sulman wrote:Rumour has it he was only caught out on his day off when the coffee was 'not up to the usual standard'.
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He must have seen this classic.

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feathers wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:IANABM but I understand that peroxide based explosives are highly unstable and refrigeration of components or product is n advisable practice.
I Am Not A Ballistic Missile?

Bomb Maker surely? or Bank Manager?

Do you know what you get when you cross PZ with Arthur Chu? Nothing. I've been mixing parts between the two of them, hoping for some kind of Peez-a-chu monstrosity. Usually, parts don't match and result in grotesque eye candy. A bald crown on a youngster. Jug ears on a tiny head. But, Peez and Arth...

But look at the sub heading too, "Asian gangs" Too scared to call it like it is, they are Muslim gangs, not Chinese, Thai, Sikh, Buddhist, Taiwanese or any other cop out term. The important factor here is the fact that they are Muslim gangs. It's the description of Ol' Pedo Mo taking sex slaves tha...

Look on the bright side. Maybe she is not a virgin so both her and her family knows the best chance for her survival is to pawn her off on a non-Muslim who won't care. On the dark side, maybe the uncles got their first. But at least you will have a large family and plenty of uncles to play with you...

Shatterface wrote:A woman wanker is more properly referred to as a gusset-typist.

Or a bean-flicker.

Zubin Madon has the perfect response to the Islamophilic truth haters I’ve written this headline exactly as PuffHo would have written it—if they had any rationality. In fact, by some twist of fate the subject of my post, an article by Zubin Madon, an engineer and humanist living in Bombay, India, d...

Corbyn's schtick was to play the political version of the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: 'Here kids, free stuff! Come and get your free stuff!' That it appeared to have worked to some extent doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the skeptical abilities of our young folk here ('Ummm you ...

So what happens now in the UK? A Conservative-led coalition? A big coalition? A new election? Maybe a small coalition, tories are around 8 seats short of a overall majority, the DUP in N Iron could help out, and Sinn Fein have won 7 seats, but they never attend Parliament, so they might just have t...

He was. The exit poll was taken from a sample of 30,000, so it's impressive work to translate that into the national result. Seeing a lot of reports that many more younger voters came out this time, Labour said they will scrap tuition fees, I wonder how many votes that got them? Nice to see Sturgeo...

Got to give John Curtice his due here, his exit poll predictions were almost exactly right, again! Spot on wasn't he. He was. The exit poll was taken from a sample of 30,000, so it's impressive work to translate that into the national result. Seeing a lot of reports that many more younger voters ca...

Got to give John Curtice his due here, his exit poll predictions were almost exactly right, again!

Fuck, People have actually voted for Corbyn! I just hope he doesn't become PM. Tories are still the largest party, so another election anyone? David Davis for leader I reckon?

John Curtess, a professor from Glasgow University, has compiled another exit poll for the BBC. He has aced it in recent elections, and the referendum. Should be announced soon. Just seen it. Tories projected to be largest party, but quite possibly losing their overall majority. Well. Blimey. So wha...

John Curtess, a professor from Glasgow University, has compiled another exit poll for the BBC. He has aced it in recent elections, and the referendum. Should be announced soon.

A charismatic prisoner loose among inmates and able to recruit and organize like al Baghdadi did when he recreated al Qaeda in Iraq or like al Zawahiri did, shown in this video around the time he moved past the Muslim Brotherhood and founded Islamic Jihad. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s...

They had fake suicide vests on too, as shown by this dead goatfucker here.

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Media is making the religion of piss connection much quicker this time.

FailBlog depressed me this morning: -1.jpg This reminds me of a documentary I watched (25?) years ago. A bloke wanted desperately to live as an amputee but no surgeon would perform the op. Eventually he blew his leg off with a shotgun and presumably lived happily ever after. I'm struggling to see t...

A bad experience in high school (picture those ridiculous after school specials except it actually happened that way to someone I knew personally) put me off the whole thing. So, I didn't try smoking until a couple of years ago, and still don't much. The guy I buy it from in Brooklyn charges me $60...

I'm watching the leaders debate on BBC 1. I'm no fan of Paul Nuttall of UKIP but the way that all of the other cunts are sneering at him is vile. He at least had the guts to call radical islam a "cancer on society" after which that wanker Angus Robertson from SNP couldn't wait to point out that not ...

A bad experience in high school (picture those ridiculous after school specials except it actually happened that way to someone I knew personally) put me off the whole thing. So, I didn't try smoking until a couple of years ago, and still don't much. The guy I buy it from in Brooklyn charges me $60...

I have pretty decent spidey senses on internet gender. She reads really strongly female online. Bear in mind I skimmed over 90% of her posts because they were long and ain't nobody time for that. Gender analysis says Male. It also warns in cases of "weak male or weak female, that the person may jus...

This too.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Girl_o ... t_Syndrome

And also, I was under the impression that there weren't any girls posting on the internet.

Billie from Ockham wrote:That's sad.

What's also sad is that I thought Aneris was a guy.

Yeah, I think Aneris is a geezer too. He played on the ambiguity but I'm pretty sure it's a he too.

Ape+lust wrote:Before he wanted to be a woman, he wanted to be Borat.

http://imgur.com/AG4hpVp.jpg

Hang on, surely the royalties from "Dance the Night Away" should be enough to solve xir's cashflow problems?

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Hmm, I forgot to finish the second sentence. That's what happens when you get up mid post to retrieve the tennis ball from under TV unit for your puppy for the 124th time tonight. Oh well, hardly profound...

Sexual dimorphism is "magic" apparently. And yes, regular people get annoyed by trivial bullshit all the time. We don't write articles about it though. What do you think the response would be if nobody took any fucking notice, I think the realisation that these snowflakes are not that special at al...

I think that the Democrats shouldn't gloat at the idea of President Pence. Trump has a core of loyal supporters but even if he were to be impeach or force to resign (which I don't think it's as likely to happen as Democrats think it is, even though it's not impossible) those people wouldn't just le...

I know I shouldn't bother with Salon, but: http://www.salon.com/2017/05/28/us-civil-services-preference-for-hiring-military-vets-comes-at-a-hidden-cost_partner/ Giving veterans a hiring preference for federal civil service jobs disadvantages women. This is a story they chose to run on Memorial Day ...

So it is being reported that Jeremy Corbyn is going to give a speech tomorrow at a campaign event that will suggest that the rise in terrorism is in large part due to the foreign policy of the UK, the old "we helped create them " schtick. This should be interesting so soon after Manchester, I don't...

DrokkIt wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:No comment ...

I changed my mind. I do have a comment. I suspect something is wrong with her and I am not talking about her huge feet either.

What is it about Harold Shipman that women find so enticing?

Unlimited Valium perhaps?

So it is being reported that Jeremy Corbyn is going to give a speech tomorrow at a campaign event that will suggest that the rise in terrorism is in large part due to the foreign policy of the UK, the old "we helped create them " schtick. This should be interesting so soon after Manchester, I don't ...

Bit of a hoo-haa tonight over the New York Times getting their hands on forensic photos of the supposed bomb and detonator from Manchester. I always wondered about the details of these leaks, it's claimed this has come from someone in the US intelligence system. How many people would have access to...

Bit of a hoo-haa tonight over the New York Times getting their hands on forensic photos of the supposed bomb and detonator from Manchester. I always wondered about the details of these leaks, it's claimed this has come from someone in the US intelligence system. How many people would have access to ...

He was the son of Libyan refugees, although born and raised in Manchester. Interested to see how this affects the election campaign.

Lsuoma wrote:Police have confirmed the name Salman Abedi.

Goatfucker status: Confirmed

Hey Brive .. you been giving our Becky pet care tips? ;) http://i.imgur.com/5NhUfyq.png I find there to be a sinister simpatico. :bjarte: I trust she has the $650 for the procedure, the 12 month heart worm and the blood test to check for underlying infections ... "Who ya gonna call?" That seems exp...

Hot from Melbourne University: Men should learn how to speak like women," the report found, "(and) not speak with absolute confidence when they are in fact not sure or expressing an opinion http://www.smh.com.au/comment/we-should-stop-mistaking-confidence-for-anything-but-selfbelief-20170518-gw89ps...

Strangely prophetic, this video. I always loved his voice. Yep, a real shame.

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It's worth being at the top of the page too if you ask me.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that any pipe-laying going on by this lot is subject to a financial transaction. And Rohypnol.

Check this out, lock up your daughters. Ladies, form an orderly queue please, etc, etc.

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The comments are a hoot :lol:

I can't wait for the new French prez & 1st Granny to get a state visit to Britain. I'm sure the Duke of Edinburgh won't let us down. :lol: Unfortunately, he has retired from royal duties. So the role of insulting foreigners will have to fall to another member of the royal family - perhaps Princess ...

I thought everybody knew Peter Falk only had one eye. I remember he told a well-known anecdote about some big-shot movie producer who said to him " for the money you're asking, I could get an actor with TWO eyes !" :shock: :D Lol, and somehow I bet that he laughed at that. No shouting about being (...

Looking forward to it, thanks. My wife and I showed the kids the original, and they were impressed, moved even. It will be an expensive night at the movies, hopefully worth it. I am excited for these two new Scott films (Alien Covenant and Blade Runner). I am sooooooooo tired of stupid super-hero m...

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=874664 ... More importantly, why on earth would he want to crash a skepchick party? Latent risk-seeking behaviour? Rebecca was discovering she could make nerds feel sexy. I suppose "darling Phil" felt like King of the Nerds. http://imgur....

One additional observation about the Bill Nye Sex episode. Bill Nye went out of his way to repeated point out and "joke" around about how much of a 100% pure heterosexual super male he was. Absolutely, gotta let those hot SJW babes know that he is available. http://kreedwilkinson.com/wp-content/upl...

Ape+lust wrote:Barmy update from the first Carrier Bowling Invitational. Lightly panting?

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Nice work Ape.

Eight year olds, dude. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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